ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 23rd September 2024

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

Bree had a very specific Barbie when she was growing up, and apparently Clint's G.I. Joe's didn't survive for long in his house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where we've just been hearing about Bree's flexible gymnast Barbie that she had as a child. I just remember it very vividly. I got gymnast Barbie and she was very flexible. Was she or did you force her to be flexible? No, she was. Did you bend her in ways that Barbie shouldn't be bent? No, because obviously normal Barbie, like just stand, I mean, I shouldn't say normal, standard Barbie. Her legs don't really move and her arms either.

But gymnast Barbie had like, she had joints in her ankles and her knees and her elbows. So she was very flexible. That's what you want in a Barbie, eh? Yeah. I used to get so fucked off with my brothers who would overturn the legs and the waist specifically on my GI Joes. And with GI Joes, they did swivel at the waist,

but it was just a rubber band that connected their hips to their torso. And once that rubber band snapped, that's it. You can't put GI Joe back together. It's broken. That's it. The girl equivalent of that is Barbie. Once you pull her head off, she never looks the same. Never goes back on.

She's got the longer neck. She goes on. No, but she has no neck. Oh. Yeah. Once you try and put the head back on, once you pulled it off, that's it. It's like when you give them a haircut. It's never the same.

Never the same. My mum caught me once in my room. I would have been, I reckon, about three. I reckon three. And I was secretly. So my mum was a hairdresser and she used to do a lot of hairdressing at home. So obviously I used to watch that. But I still – it's like one of my earliest memories.

I was in my room and I'd go to my room and I'd give this teddy bear that was quite fluffy and I was giving him a haircut. Yeah. And then I started giving myself a haircut. You know how kids always eventually do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then my mum found me and the bear. With the same haircut.

And we both had the biggest forehead because I'd cut all my hair off. I wouldn't care if my kids were cutting the hair on their dolls or toys. Those are their toys. They can do whatever they want to them. Yeah. I would be furious if they cut their own hair. Oh, it grows back. I know it grows back. But then they're going to have this shonky-ass haircut,

which when you go out in public, people don't know that the kid did the haircut. They assume you did the haircut. People know. You don't reckon people know? I don't know. Producers, if you saw a kid with like a shitty haircut, like a real dodgy haircut, what would you think? I mean, I've been through it.

I'd say that kid has stolen a pair of scissors. You've been through it, but who did it? Me did it. Oh, you did it. Kids all do that. They grab it. You'll find them on the stairs with the scissors on the hair. You'll find them.

I feel like every kid has had their moments. Although there are some kids who have bowl cuts and you're like, oh. I'm giving my kid a bowl cut. I can't wait. I was too vain as a kid to even cut my own hair. Oh, you shut up. Really? Yeah.

I cut my hair a few times. I was so interested in my own appearance. I didn't have the foresight to be like, I'm going to look ugly after this. I was just like, wow, this is fun. Yeah, exactly. I cut a heap of my hair off once because my um my head stopped fitting in my motorbike helmet and i was like stuff this i'm gonna cut my hair off that's quite cute yeah i saw someone today um cool dude motorbike outfit

cool dude and then safety dude motorbike helmet which i always encourage yeah but then they had to put their glasses on inside the helmet. Oh, no. And I'm not saying you shouldn't because you've got to have your wits about you and your motorbike. And if you need glasses to see, then you've got to do that. Oh, like seeing glasses, not like sunglasses. No, seeing glasses.

But you can't pull your helmet on over the glasses. You've got to take your glasses off, pull your motorbike dude helmet on, and then push your glasses in through the helmet. It's so hard to get them on too. I had to do it when we were in Greece and we hired these four-wheelers and we had to all wear, obviously we were all wearing helmets, and then we all had to wear sunglasses because there was no protection and we were driving on dirt roads.

And it hurts. You should have got the goggles. I know, I should have. That would be cool. It would have looked way cooler. Way cooler I wonder if you can get Prescription visors

For your motorbike helmet Surely you can So the visor that comes down Has your prescription in it That's a great idea But you can get Prescription goggles I wonder if you can get

Motorbike helmets That have got like Head up displays in them You know how now You can get the speed limit Like Iron Man Projected onto your windshield When you're driving the car

I wonder in your motorbike You can have like Shit come up on the screen. That's a great question. That's cool. I like the ones with the intercoms and like the,

you can play music through them and stuff. So cool. Dangerous, but yeah, yeah. Love a walkie talkie. Um, yeah. Oh, we should get one.

Oh, my flamethrower arrived today, by the way. Oh, yeah. Well, when we come over to your house, Clint, can I use it? I really want to use it.

I'm considering reneging on my offer to come over to the house. I knew you it? I really want to use it I'm considering reneging on my offer To come over to the house I knew you would I'm so excited Let me know I told you why Why did I get excited about this? Well because

I said my family are going away So it's a good And I know you want to see the house I do I want to meet your cats I want to hang out Well one of them's dead But yeah

Yeah way to bring it up Go on Good one I have a surprise for you Another cat? The cat was eating biscuits While we were having dinner the other night And its tail was flicking around Good one. I have a surprise for you. Another cat? The cat was eating biscuits while we were having dinner the other night and its tail was flicking around and my daughter goes, did Ziggy's tail, because Ziggy's the dead one,

she goes, did Ziggy's tail do that when she was undead? The reason I was reneging on the offer is because you can, but it'll be night time. And? You won't see shit. Oh, shut up, Claire. We get to hang out. You're making up a terrible excuse.

They're saying it's Saturday. Let's do brunch. Let's hang out. Oh, they're coming for brunch now. I want to see it go. You're up early. That'd work for you. We'll have lunch time for you.

Let's get lit. 6.30 a.m. Saturday. I'll be there. Shit, no. Leave it with me then. Okay, there's a potential We could do a Sunday evening A Sunday evening That's a school night

Oh I get the Sunday scaries Yeah I'm not doing A Sunday evening Well when do you want to come Do you not want to get lit It's a very small window Of Are we not getting

The house is empty I thought we were having Like low key parties Oh is this for when Your family's away They want to come Yeah The only time we're allowed over

I missed that part. I missed that part. Can't be seen by the family. No. Work and family. Separate. We don't exist. One thinks they're the only ones

and then we think we're the only ones. Yeah. Right. Oh, well, it's in your court, Clint. I don't care. Clearly. Wait, when's the family going away? Like Sunday to Wednesday.

Where are they going? This Sunday. They're going to the beach. Sick. Someone's vibrating. What the hell? Who's vibrating? Let's get the shit out of here.

Why are you calling me? I was just doing a test. Do I get to come to your wedding now? You can. Yes! That's why you better have a wedding. See you guys. Okay, love you both.

See you tomorrow. Go listen to the other podcast, Bri at Cat Food. Bye. Everybody in the club in tips. Did I pass the test? Absolutely.

Woohoo! Flying colours. You passed every test, Bri.