ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 23rd September 2025

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

Clint's away on this show too so Bree and the Producers are here to teach you some very responsible drinking games for your next get-together. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody in the club in six Well, hello there, welcome to the after party. Hello, Ducky. Hello. Hello, they love, hello, boy. Who's a naughty boy? As you can probably tell, it is just the girls for the second day in a row. Dosting.

Yeah, tits out for the girls. Tits out for the girls. What did you guys do? Because I read something somewhere that Schoolies was kicking off soon, which I feel like is very early. I don't know what Schoolies is. Yeah, did you guys, do you in New Zealand have anything like Schoolies? I don't know what Schoolies is. So Schoolies takes place on the Gold Coast, Service Paradise, where all of the grade 12 graduates will.

will spend a week at schoolies so they'll spend a week at the Gold Coast so it's an enormous spring break kind of but it's like for it's for the celebration of finishing school and they have huge parties on the beach and like they have like acts and stuff and it's just oh there's like actual bands and stuff yeah it's enormous it's a huge party that goes for a week and all these grade 12s like 17 year olds will stay in the Gold Coast with their friends. That's awesome. We literally were like, school's done. See ya.

Yeah, the party at someone's house. Yeah, then you go home. Lame, we want to do that. It's so fun. Can we do schoolies at our age? Can we do our own schoolies? I don't want to join the 17-year-olds. I just want to experience schoolies.

It was very fun. But I feel like it would be different. I did go to schoolies three years after as well. Because one of my best mates had graduated and I was like, Well, I'm going to school again. I only went for like a night. Yeah. But everyone was like, you're ancient.

You're so old, miss. Yeah. You are so old. Are you like a teacher? I'm 20. Yeah, that's, remember you got the story I've told on this show before where we, the boys who were staying in a high-rise building across from the high-rise building that we were staying in and they wrote their phone number with tomato sauce on white towels.

And then we like got their number and we're texting them and then they came over and we all hung out and had a party. Cute. Okay, I like that. Yeah, no, that sounds fun. I love drinking games. What's your favourite drinking game? What do you guys think is the greatest drinking game ever created? I don't know if it's the greatest, but Clint taught me a new one.

What? Isolation. What's isolation? So it is to do, it's a box, but I think I would adapt it to be whatever amount of drinks that would get you to a bad, like a crazy level of drunk. So you need three. You mean a responsible level of drinking. Yes, a responsible level of drinking. Bleep.

So you're all in individual rooms. So there's a group of you. You're all in individual rooms, bedroom, lounge, kitchen, whatever. And you have to, for example, finish a box. You have no phone, no media. This sounds terrible. And you have to down it. And then the fun is in the lounge.

And so you all meet up in the lounge. It sounds like the shittest drinking games. No! I want to do it. That sounds awful. But I would do like four drinks. I don't see the point in like passing out. How was it fun if you're just sitting by yourself in a room drinking?

You scull it. But like do you? Not fun. Nah. I don't like that one. What? It sounds so bad. That's lonely.

And then you come back in the lounge and everyone's flipping on it and then the fun begins. Or you just all stay in the lounge. lounge and the fun begins straight away. Yeah, you could do that. Ella just wants to be alone. Ella's like, I love being upon myself. That's why it's that it so appealing. One of the drinking games for me, some of the classics and the best ones I've played

over the years, Kings Cup. Yeah. Very good. Never have I ever. Oh, yeah. A saucy one? Yeah. Yeah.

Of course. Seven minutes in heaven. You love that one. I never got invited to play that. You don't want to play it. I've never played it either. Or spin the bottle. They never invited me to play.

Oh, spend the bottles where I got to kiss girls. Oh, fine, I'll do it. I'll stop them. I'm going to do it. Drinking jenga. Oh, fun. Do you write little things on the, what are they called blocks? Yeah, I used to give that out as a, like a gift.

For a secret Santa present one year here, because it was like a $20 limit. So I bought a jenga set and then wrote, like, to turn it into a drinking jenga. But I think we have to all probably agree, or you don't have to agree, one of the goats of drinking games of all time, beer pong. If you don't say beer pong right now. Can't go past beer pong. I love beer pong and I either, like, I never have a consistent game. I'll either start really strong and end terribly or the other way around.

But either way, there will be one moment in the game that is just like the best moment of your life. Exactly. You get the last cup, you've done shit the whole round and then you get the other round. the last one. And you're the hero. Yeah. You're celebrated. One of the greatest moments of my life was my partner, her group of friends who were all really cool and we got invited to one of her friends' families, beach houses and I didn't really know anyone that well. But this one night we all were like, oh let's play beer pong. And so it was me and I can't, maybe my partner was us versus these two boys. I think that's what it was. And a bit of that situation where I was

getting a few and we were kind of trailing the whole time and it gets to the point where they get the last cup of ours and I think we had two left yeah and so redemption or we even had one and so if yeah if they get theirs in then of course you get a redemption shot and no shent so everyone's standing around and I lob this ball and fucking nail it Yes. It was the greatest moment of my life, which means the game continues on, right? Yes. So we go back and forth.

No one's getting this. So we've both got one cup left. And anyway, it gets down the line a bit and they throw it in, lands in our cup again. I step up to the plate. Again. Because my partner throws misses. I was like, this is it. Lobb it.

Boom. Hits the cup again. No way. I get it. And then no shit. They then throw again. Yeah. And then on the next round, I fucking lobbed in.

They have a redemption shot. It's all over. Well done. It might be the great. I'll never top that game of beer pole. I think there was beer pong at Ella's Hens do and it was one of the longest games of my life. I gave a heart paid thing. It just kept going.

Yeah, that's the bad thing. Not because everyone was doing well because everyone was doing equally as shit and missing every single throw. And it was like daytime, and no one was really drunk. It was still fun, but there is a limit. There's a time limit. Yeah, it hits half an hour for one game. I agree. I agree. Especially if there's other people waiting, like to play.

And you're like, oh, no one wants to watch us anymore. So, now I'm in the mood now after we're talking about this. My birthday's coming up. For drinking. You always say this. No, I am. Pardon me. Did you burp or fart?

No, I want to do something for my birthday. Yeah. But my room where I live is a bit small. Can I borrow one of your houses and have a little drinkies? You can borrow mine if you want. You can borrow mine if you want. I've got crazy dogs. Okay.

Drinking games. And it'd just be like work girls. I don't need a big party party. Work girls. You have an October birthday. It's warmish by then? Yeah, it's like spring. Because I've got a lot of grass if you want to like come and chill in the grass.

Like weed or? And a lawn. Crick. Nice. Seriously? Would you be key? And I want to do drinking games and like organize it. Yeah.

You should do like a, not a relay, but like a, what's it called when you move around different stations? Yeah, we'll do isolation first. It's a birthday. I'm going to turn up late. I shall go in my room, though. You can't isolate in my room. How about we just force Ella to play scrumpy hands? Oh, I've heard about that.

For people that aren't in New Zealand, scrumpy hands is, scrumpy is this awful cider. It's a big bottle. It's cheap as... It's like two litres maybe? One and a half litres and one bottle. In a plastic bottle and scrumpy hands is where they duct tape two bottles, like one on each hand of scrumpy. And the only way to get the bottle off is that if you finish...

You drink it. So when you play scrumpy hands, because I've never been dumb enough to play, if I finish one bottle, does that mean they have to take that bottle off my hand? Okay. But you usually do one or do you do two? Some people do two. Oh, that's bad.

You'd want the second one to stay closed, though, eh? So you can work on one. No, I think they opened them at the same time. Yeah, and that's the whole point of scrumpy hands. What, there's this other game that at an after party from Celebrity Treasure Island, this TV show that I host, there was one of the after parties where they played this game where they put a box on their head and they'd run at each other at full pace. That's dangerous.

Oh, count me out. That's dangerous. Oh, my God. Maybe it's called boxhead. That's stupid. And then someone got a really bad blood nose. You would. What's the point in that? But, you know, what I started a tradition at our Celebrity Treasure Island after parties.

And I'm quite proud of this tradition. Oh, here we go. There was, I think it was season two. Season two, maybe season three, where I bet this one of the audio, one of the soundies, this girl, where I kept betting her, I was like, I bet I can beat you in an armory. Because she was like, you know, I bet I can beat you in an arm wrestle. I was like, right, the rat party, we wrestle. Oh, my God.

Anyway, so everyone had been talking about it in the lead up and then finally we were there at this after party and I was like, right, Darien, it's you and me. Time to arm wrestle. Let's put this to bed. Who's going to win? Anyway, I took that bitch down. Oh, wow. I came up with on the spot that this camera guy, his name's Joe.

I reckon he's about 6-7, big dude, big lanky dude. I said, the loser has to do a shot out of Joe's belly button. Oh, no. And so Joe, without even thinking, just lays down on the table, pulls his shirt up. Like, fill her up. Yeah, and then so now there's always, like a million arm wrestles that take place at the rap party. And every time someone loses, you have to do a shot out of Joe's belly button. Shout out to Joe.

Shout out to Joe. I think he secretly kind of is into it. Like he's always keen for it. A little bit too keen. That's team bonding though. That is team bonding. I like that trauma bonding. I'm not going to try it, but I like that a lot.

Hey, at our next team bonding, you guys can do shots out of my belly button. I would, I've never done that. Haven't you? No, I'd love to. Okay. I've never done it, but that's on purpose. Give it a clean. I will.

I've got quite a deep belly button. Oh, no. Same actually. Do you? Show me. Don't look at my It's private Show me your belly button

Is he Lord's belly button? Yeah What's wrong with Lord's belly button? She just has a close-up In her set of her belly button Oh you do have quite a deep belly button Same as me Oh yeah

Mine is like that too How weird to think that a belly button is a scar It's your old mouth It's your old mouth Anyway on that note I think it's time we leave I'm going to quiz night See ya

Woohoo You can play at the party. Oh, yeah. I can't wait to play isolation. And scrubby hands. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.