ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 24th April 2026

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

With Clint away Georgia is stepping in for an all tits no dicks showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Walking down the street, something caught my eye. A growing epidemic that really ain't fly. A middle-aged lady, I gotta be blind. Her spanned as specker shorts were creeping up the front. You could see her uterus. Her pants were too tight. She mustn't own panties. They were not in sight.

She walked ride by the poor woman didn't know. She had a front-toe, a camel toe. Oh no. That's right. Uh-huh. Oh no. Fix yourself, girl. You got a camel toe.

Oh no. Georgia, that was off the cuff? Did you know that? She just joined it. That was amazing. Did you just make it up like right now? No, it's a song. It's a previous song.

Okay. Oh, should I find it? I was like, is this baby not back? Sheesh. Yeah, it's similar vibe. That was impressive to know all the words. And that's from like, I don't know where in my bra. I love how that's in my brain.

I love how that's in my brain. That's amazing. That's called ADHD. But nothing useful. That reminds me of that Tinky Winky song. Oh, no. This full script. Sorry, context.

Clint's away at the rugby. Claudia is sick. So we've got the lovely Mel, Georgia, Ella and me. And you can tell. And all tits show. And all tits, no dicks. City Lalas. Love.

Yeah. It was a fantastic show, ladies. Oh, Ella. Fun. Ella Bella. Funny. It was fun. It was fun.

Heaps of fun. Honestly, if I could describe the show and one word, fun. We already said that. What's everyone doing for the long weekend? And I want the R-rated versions. The R-R-R-R-R-things. Oh, I haven't thought about the R-rated yet. Ella's having some gummies.

Oh, all the time. Yeah, that's great, Ella. Yeah, always, dog. Do you eat it in one go? Do you know what? I always see on TikTok people who like take dummies when they have like sex. Yeah. And I'm like, that's like my worst nightmare is having to do sick.

They like do it like hold them like this and they go and I'm like, that's not real. All at the same time? Yeah, surely not. They should take sex but do it one at a time. Like my colleague. A friend of mine when I lived in the States, her dog accidentally ate one of her brownies once. Did it die? No, they took him to the vet and they pumped.

his stomach he was okay they were more concerned about the chocolate and the browning oh wow yeah of course yeah well because yeah they must come across greens all the time yeah what why is it oh greens everything I'm I'm getting it I don't get what you put down

I thought you said vegetables and I was like no like greens yeah yeah you know was I going to say I was going to say something really good oh my dog my mom's dog I'm not I'm not sure how it doesn't die because the dog has had a lot of chocolate and it's life. Why? Accidentally? Yep. We just have, we're a chocolate family. Yeah.

Some treaties. And the amount of times Bo has gone in. I'm pretty sure, this is a fun fact, and I'm pretty sure, but you can like, um, Google and question me on this. I'm pretty sure dark chocolate is way more potent to dogs than milk chocolate. Well, interesting. Because it's got more cacao. Well, exactly. My thinking. You know, like milk. Milk is. Yeah. It is. Yeah. Dark chocolate is significantly more dangerous for dogs than milk chocolate due to its higher concentration of theobromine and caffeine. Oh, is that what it is? Oh, wow.

I forget dark chocolate has caffeine in it. And people are like, oh, does it? Is it really? Yeah. Yeah. But it doesn't do the same as coffee, right? No, there's no way it does the same as coffee. No.

Coffee gets in your veins. Yeah, you pain. I cannot. When we covered breakfast recently and I had a cup of coffee, I felt like I was on, like, crazy drugs. You were saying at one point you were shaking. I was just like, like... I guess it really early in the morning. Wait, do you drink coffee? No. No, because it does that to me. I must just be really susceptible to like whatever's in it. There's some things that we all are just sensitive to. Yeah. Coffee for you. Very much that. And cheese. I know you well. Does cheese give

you nightmares? No, but no. I have a slice of cheese before bed every night, fun fact. You do? Do you actually? Why? I just... I don't like to your house. It's like in front of the first. It's like in front of the fridge as well. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes. No, actually, I'm about to reveal myself sometimes in my flat. I used to just straight on the top.

No, no, no. I'm with you on that. No. But can I say? Up girls. Especially if it's close to the end. Oh, if it's your cheese, that's fine. But George's, I know.

No. But I also was the flatmate. While I reveal a lot with you guys, I was the flatmate that when, you know, those like cookie dough. ice creams you can get and they've got chunks of cookie dough. One time I didn't like the ice cream, I only liked the cookie dough. So I ate every single piece of cookie dough out of the cookie dough ice cream. You're fucked, man.

Have you been diagnosed? No. I'll pay for you to go. I think I should. But I just remember my old flat mate James, who's one of my views mates, he was just like message me when I was working nights. I was like, what the fuck, George? I went for a bowl of cookie dough ice cream and there was no cookie dough.

You're lucky. You're so. lovable because like or else. I just get this craving and I can't get rid of it. If I want the cookie dough, I'm going to eat the cookie dough. ADHD. Yeah, I know. There's definitely some sort of...

I've got that food craving ADHD trait bad. What's yours for? Just everything and anything. Mine goes through stages. Like I'll just fixate and lock in. I was talking on the show about it the other day. I'll lock in on a particular thing. For like weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks.

And then one day it's like, and I'll go, hate it. And the smell is like, do you get that too? I do the same same meal every day, every dinner for one week's. Me too. And then one day I'll just be like, I actually can't even, the thought of it just makes me.

My partner hates this trait about me. I'm actually just clicking right now. I feel so awkward or bad when Ryan makes dinner, my husband, he makes dinner every night and it's sometimes not the meals I want. Because for me, I would have the same meal over and over again. Yeah. Until I get sick of it.

The worst thing is, is that when you're like, I don't know if you're like this, but like when you go off one, suddenly like you don't even have like a backup. I know. It takes ages for the next one to kind of sit in. And so you're in like this limbo space of like, I like don't really want it. Like I don't feel like. You don't feel hungry. You don't crave anything because it takes a while for you to like crave something again.

Oh no, trust me. I'll still eat stuff. Oh yeah. But it won't be that thing that you crave. Like you don't have like the same like dopamine. The feeling. Yeah. you get from like eating this meal that you're like the best my most recent one do you guys want to know

my most recent one is that i got fixated on for months every sunday every sunday without fail and i would have made it more but it's it takes so long so i couldn't but every sunday i would do a slow-cooked beef brisket which would take like six or seven hours oh my gosh and it would was rice and then this slow-cooked beef brisket with this like um vietnamese sauce and then like a cucumber, chili onion salad. Oh, okay, that's so niche. So where did you get that recipe from in the first place? Recipe 10 eats, if anyone wants it.

It's on recipe 108s. Oh, I love them. Okay, because the fact that you made that and then now for Sundays on have gone consecutively, that's niche, but also yum. Yeah, it's so young. What a time, though. I thought we were like, yeah, like a burger from a burger chain show. Oh, that happens too, but.

Damn. Oiled eggs on toast. I've been eating a lot of canolini beans. Have you? I love good cannellini beans. I can't put canolini beans in a meal. Don't say that to the contestants of Treasure Island. That's one of the only things they got.

They have red beans, don't they? Or it's like mixed beans? What's? Canolina beans are... It's like the butter beans. The white beans. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're right.

They've got... So what's the red ones? A kidney beans. They have kidney beans, yeah. Those are tougher. They are. I like Kenilini, because they're. softer. And they kind of add like this nice

creamy taste as they do. And the hard thing about the Treasurer Island contestants, they give them to them dry. No. So you have to soak them as well? You have to soak them as well. Honestly, if I had to soak beans, I would not be. Wait, maybe I need to start having it. I'm going to prepare for the next Liberty Treasurer Island and just

eat canolony beans. I quite like rice and beans. I feel like I'd be okay for a while. Like a little bit of salt. A little bit of, yeah, but you know what? All these contestants, I was like literally, halfway through this season. I was like, are these idiots? Like, you get the seawater and you boil the rice and the seawater and it's salty.

Or you just boil seawater until it boils down and you're left with salt. That's all right. Is it the same kind of salt as table salt though? It does the job. It does the job. Does the job. Yeah. That's what I would be doing.

I think I would just have a problem with not having enough of it. Right. Yeah. Which I don't know how much of it they get. It's going to sound so contradictory, but like eating the same food every day. I just don't know if I can do it. But I think that's because it's like, it's like, you know, when someone... If it was your meal you were obsessed with you.

It's like, if someone's like, can you unload the dishwasher, like tells you to do something, it's like suddenly I don't want to do it. Yeah. Like I myself would voluntarily eat the same meal over and over and over and over and over and over again. But not when someone's telling you do. But if someone's like, this is the meal you have to eat over and over and over and over again, it's different. and I don't want to do it.

God, I feel like our brains are connected. Yeah, I feel like I'm watching. You guys realize something massive about yourselves. That's quite nice, actually. On that note, should we go? Wow, that's us. We're done. Maybe I feel like beans and rice tonight.

Oh, no, come on. It's the weekend. I'm having that. You're vegan. You have it every night. Chickpeas. Yay, chickpeas. I'm so good in the jungle.

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