ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 24th August 2023

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

Rudey content warning. It's a Thursday and we're feeling a little silly. Do you like an aperol spritz? We don't. But we chat about the cocktails that we can't drink anymore because of bad choices...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Here we go, guys. Astro Body in the Astro Body. Astro Body in the Astro Body. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast, where we've just received an emergency alert on our phones. Man, the emergency alert is triggering, eh? Alert! Alert! Alert! Flashes me back to COVID. Yeah, horrible. Is where it takes me.

Flashes me back to COVID. Yeah, horrible. Is where it takes me. Flashes me back to a tsunami warning. Oh, yeah? Like, we were up north filming a season of Treasure Island. Yeah. We all got that alert for a tsunami warning, and then we all had to, like, get in the car and drive to the highest point. Yeah. A tsunami never came, but terrifying.

Yeah. And so that's what it reminds you of when you get that. It would just freak the shit out of us in the radio studio. Reminds me of COVID, reminds me of the floods at the beginning of this year here in Auckland. And it reminds me of, oh, when the Sky City Convention Centre caught fire. That's right. Remember when that building burned down just before COVID and we were like, this is as bad as it's going to get. And then COVID happened.

It was the start of the end. It was, eh? The start of the end. I can't believe that was before COVID. I always felt like that was during. No, it was before. It was just before, I think, from memory. And there was that apartment building across the road

where the panels started to fall off it Like Yes 20 stories up And the panels just started to fall off They're still fixing it And they're still fixing it That's from like a year before COVID

Yeah God time eh What did Time goes by Yeah I was going to say What did Madonna say So slowly Does it

Time goes by You know You know Madonna and my mum Are nearly the exact same age Damn Slowly. Does it? Time goes by. You know Madonna and my mum are nearly the exact same age? Damn. Why isn't your mum posting any booty pics? She is. Oh, she is. Do you not follow her?

Not on Instagram. Oh, do you not follow my mum on Instagram? Nah. Oh. Does she have an Instagram? Yeah. That's not the surprising bit. Does she have booty pics?

No, she doesn't have booty pics. Doesn't she? It's mainly all tits, my mother. Yeah. She's all tits. What's her handle? At. Yes.

Mama. Oh, M-U-M-A. Is she actually on the gram? Yeah, at Mama. Uh-huh. Die. Nah, joke, she doesn't have Instagram. I was about to say, she's about to blow the fuck up. She doesn't have Instagram She's about to blow the fuck up She doesn't have Instagram or Facebook

I don't think she has any Like she does go on to Instagram and Facebook though And TikTok You'll be able to take fresh thirst traps for her in Europe Yeah I'm going to take some of her On the Amalfi Coast Yep

And she said I want to have a margarita in one hand. Yep. And a sex on the beach in the other. Oh, yum. She'll need an Aperol Spritz on the Amalfi Coast. Oh, yeah. Do you guys like Aperol Spritz? Not particularly.

I can take or leave them. They're very beautiful. I feel like they're better. They're very Instagram. Are they better to you? I feel like it's kind of like if a grapefruit was in a drink. To me, it tastes like if you walked in a room where someone's just sprayed fly spray. Yeah.

Don't like it. Any of those cocktails where you can really taste the alcohol, which I don't mind sometimes, but like a Negroni. Do you guys like a Negroni? Negroni Spagliato. It's okay. No, not Spagliato. I've never had one.

Just a normal Negroni. Negroni Spagliato is nice because it's sort of filled out with champagne. Pesico, yeah. I'll tell you something, though, about a cocktail. One margarita, I'm going to open my legs. Two margaritas, I'm going to let you put it in my foof. Oh. Kinky.

Only two margaritas? Did you guys see that trend on TikTok? Yeah, I did, yeah. What was it? It goes, one margarita, I'm going to open my legs. Two margaritas, I'm going to let you put it in. I'm going to give you some. I'm going to give you some.

Three margaritas, I'm going to let you put it in my. Three margaritas, I'm going to. I think it's put it in my ass. Tush. Put it in my tush. I'm going to put it up my ass. Three margaritas. No, I think it was four.

I think it was four. Four margaritas No I think it was four I think it was four Four margaritas Surely four Surely it's four Before it goes up there Yeah three doesn't seem like enough No that's not much Yeah

But where else is there to go Once you've opened the legs And then you Oh mate there's plenty of spaces There's Nothing I guess you've got toes You go between the toes

You were Yeah the toes is my first Was my first thought Wasn't my first thought It came fourth actually Thank you very much Toes came fourth for you We know what Clint likes the toes. Yeah, the toes was my first thought. Wasn't my first thought. It came fourth, actually. Thank you very much. Toes came fourth for you.

We know what Clint likes. Toe action. I'm not a toe guy. I'm not a foot guy. I'm not a foot guy. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Puss. Ah, that's it to put it in my tush. Ah, that's it.

Puss and then tush. Yeah, tush. Yeah, puss and then tush. Which is the... That's unsanitary. No, that's the more sanitary way. That's the good way to do it. No, that's... You don't want to do it the other way.

You don't want to go the other way. They've actually followed the most sanitary process possible. Yeah, it's true. Duh, dirt, dirt Yeah But why are you opening your legs so early? And then toes You know, you're opening it so early in the piece You're going to get cold

This is X-rated, guys Can we clean this up, please? Can we clean this up? You're going to have to beep all the naughty stuff Oh, we said so many things Oh, no Don't throw any more words Okay, what's the cocktail you've gotten really sick off

And you can't have it again? Rum, although I'm back on rum But for a long time I couldn't drink rum Rum, so anything with rum? Claudia? I can't afford many cocktails So when I feel sick it's not from cocktails Mmm, cocktails Wow, it's not from cocktails. Cocktails.

Wow. That's not nice. Hello? Sorry, I was just pressure washing just to clean up all that chat from before. Oh, okay, yeah. Hang on. That's my gooch. Yeah, we're going to clean that up.

Oh, that tickles. All right, we're good. We're good. It'd be Jager bombs for me. Can't touch them. I'm going to get between my toes. Can't touch a Jager bomb ever again. Keep them away from me.

I've never had one. I never want one. Even if I smell it, I'm like. Yuck. Both things. Jager. And bombs. And Red Bull.

Yuck. Yuck. Have you had that before, Ella? I love it. Do you? Yeah. Okay, you obviously haven't got the stick yet. It wakes me up.

Yeah, probably two, but don't have more than one. Nah, two's fine. I'm a big guy. I'm joking. Wet pussy shots. I wonder if they've got wet pussy shots in Europe. Someone,

Margot Robbie was talking about those. Yeah, because she's Aussie. I think it's a big thing in Australia, but not many other places. It's good shock value too to go, do you guys have wet pussy shots? And people are like, has the impact that ordering a six

on the beach used to have, but then it doesn't have any impact anymore. But if you order a WP shot. Not in Australia. No. Because it's so common, people just go, yep. Oh, Claude, when we go to Taylor Swift in Melbourne. Oh, yeah. Guys, you've got to order the wet pussy shots.

You've got to get wet pussies at Taylor Swift. We will, don't you worry. I'm all ready. Get the pressure washer back on. One, two, three, let's go, bitch. Let's make it worse. So loud. Make it way worse.

True, we need to get a sandblaster up in this bitch. In Australia, they're so popular that at some bars they pre-mix them. Really? Yeah, so then they just have like a whole bottle where they can just pour it into the shop. I feel like I feel cheaped out if someone does that. Same. just have like a whole bottle where they can just pour it into the like i feel cheaped out of same same like when someone pours my espresso martini out of a pre-mixed bottle and they just shake it over some ice i'm like i ordered an annoying drink for a reason and i'm paying for an annoying drink i do love the like um the coolest theater well no but the opposite when there's a cocktail on tap

i'm like oh it's actually pretty cool. Espresso martinis on tap. Have you seen that before? No. They have those in Australia. Charge me accordingly, though. No, they are charged accordingly. They came out of a tap. Charge me $12.

I think they're like maybe, yeah, I think the place where I used to go, Florida Beach Bar, they were $10. Whoa. $10 for a... Do they have a decaf? That's a great question. I'm not sure. Do you want a decaf, That's a great question. I'm not sure. Do you want a decaf, zero alcohol espresso martini?

Yeah, that'd be great. I think that's a cup of tea. Cup of milk. You know, when I gave up coffee years and years ago because I didn't like how it made me feel or jittery, I'd always forget that, like when I'd be out and I'd drink an espresso martini, and then I'd be like, zing, zing, zing.

Why do I feel like this? That was me the other night at the Sky Bar. Oh, yeah. Terrible feeling. Not good. Oops. Anyway. Anyway, should we get the hell out of here?

I've got to go and I'm going to see Dan Carter tonight at the launch of his new perfume. Are you really? It's not a perfume. It's an aftershave or a cologne. I'm going to see Dan Carter at the launch of his aftershave or cologne. Yeah. Wait, I'll tell you what it is. Hold on.

Can you say hi from us? It'll be a cologne. Cologne. Are you going to remind him of the time you tried to kick a football? No, I am not. It's an eau de toilette. Are you going to wear the same suit that you wore then? Yeah, I'm going to wear a tuxedo to the specials.

You know what I always think about because I watched you kicking that or attempting to kick that goal in front of your childhood hero, Dan Carter. Just my hero. And you tried twice. You missed. Do you reckon the first kick was better than the second kick? Yeah.

Or the second kick was better than the first? If you really want to dissect it, the first kick was better than the second. Which makes it worse that you took a second one, eh? But the worst bit is the second one I took his advice so i was like oh okay are you wait are you blaming dan carter now so the first one the first one the first one wasn't like a complete failure it was on it was bad but it wasn't it wasn't as bad yeah i know but it wasn't bad as a second at least it got some air so i spent the day practicing that kick that kick, and I found a rhythm that worked for me. Did you get any?

What? When you were practicing? What? When you were practicing. Yeah, I did. A couple. Okay. But then I was fucking exhausted.

And then he goes, bro, you're trying too hard. Don't think about it. Just hit it. And I was like, oh, okay, I'll just do what Dan Carter says. And I just didn't think about it and hit it, and it was so much worse. You know what's terrible is that when you were doing that, I literally in my mind was like, I could have done better than that.

I really want to give it a go to see how hard it is. You should head along tonight. Is that tonight? Tonight, tonight? Tonight's the night. We should have a redo of that. Obviously, I don't think Dan Carter will be able to be there, but we should go down and see if you can redeem yourself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want to? No, I don't. I want to redeem myself so badly. Then why don't we? We can tag Dan Carter and be like, this is what I normally kick like. Fuck if I failed again.

But you only get one shot. Like that's the deal. I only want one shot. Yeah. I reckon we do a redo. Make it happen. I don't know if we'll get Eden Park, but we'll,

we'll get Eden Park. We might get the football field around the corner from my house. No, we'll get Eden Park. You'll get the local football field. Hey, nothing wrong with the footy field around the corner from my place. Eden Park will bust.

That's exciting. Where is that happening? The Dan Carter thing? Yeah. At some bougie restaurant downtown. Oh, fancy. I hope it smells good. Yeah.

This is the VIP life, guys. It's the launch of a perfume. Of course. That spray at the door. Everyone's there and they're like, this room smells like shit. What a hope it smells good. Bye. See ya. Bye it smells good. Bye. See ya.

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