ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 24th February 2025

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

Producer Claud has hit a new milestone, Bree & Clint are less than impressed, and Producer Ella forgot a very important date. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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back from Christchurch. She's been to a two day festival and she's still alive. Still alive, still here still here kicking i feel like tomorrow i feel like actually towards the end of the week will be tougher brie said about a couple of hours ago i just don't understand why my back is so sore i was like because you're 35 and you just went to a two-day music festival did you even wear sensible shoes? I wore Doc Martens both days, which are pretty comfy. With an inner soul? No. No.

Yeah. That was a bad move. There's no arch support. That was a bad move. There's no arch support. I'm guilty of it too, but, you know. You just want to look cool, you know. You can retrofit those Doc Martens.

You can get an orthopedic soul in there. Put a little orthotics in, you reckon. A little orthotics Just a little bit of arch support Yeah Anyway you're back Claudia and Ella are here too Hi

What's up Hi Claude Hi Ella What's up Do you guys want to know a fun fact about me Yeah You know how I have Oh

I'd shut that down How are you Nah I do actually want to know Yeah Nah it's fine I don't really want to know anymore. Fine, I'll jump straight into it then. You know, I have a notoriously low step count.

Yes. I thought you were going to say butt crack. I thought you were going to say long nose. And I was like, you don't have a long nose. And low butt crack. You are known for that on the show. Those are my three things. My step count is through the roof, guys.

Why? Because I've moved house and now I'm in town and I have to walk my dog all the time. No, no, no. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. What does through the roof mean for Claudia? It's a great question. Because I'll tell you, Claudia, not to brag, my step count yesterday, just a normal day of what did I do?

Nothing over the top. Ran around with the kids, that sort of thing. Walked the dog. I did 15,500 steps yesterday. Yep. Your step count, which is three. And what did you do at Electric Avenue on the weekend? Oh, that doesn't count.

I did 30,000. On Saturday. I would have done it if I went too. Claudia, what's your step count at? 8,000. Which for me. Pretty standard. Incredible.

My step count's at 7900 right now Nah good for you Well I don't wear a watch when I do things around the house It's not counting those steps That is fair The easiest way to increase your step count Is to wear a watch Because it gets every single step in

But thank you for being proud of me guys I really appreciate it I'm proud of you. That's a big jump from your 200 steps a day. The roof is quite low, okay? The ceiling is short. Claudia would quite often max out at 3,000. Yeah.

Three steps. Yeah, that was her standard, wasn't it? Yeah. At three. And how are you feeling? My hip has been cramping all day. Oh, my gosh. I went to the physio today and he's doing more dry needling on me now.

I quite like dry needling. Do you like it? I don't mind it. I just like to feel something. If I'm getting a treatment done, I like to feel something. It's like if I go to the chiropractor, I want to hear a crack. If I go to the physio, I want to feel a stretch or this dry needling thing. And he put one in my hip flexor.

Oh, yeah. And he just, one, put it in and just wriggled it around a bit and then ping this electric shock went all the way down my leg no it was oh i've got the same thing where it's just so tight and then it feels like electricity when you push on it because that's your biggest nerve in your body is your sciatic nerve. Does sciatic run down the back? Yeah. That's a great question. I think it does because it comes off your tailbone, I think.

Nerve. This was in the front anyway. Yeah, I think it might be in the back. The sciatic nerve is the largest nerve in the human body, running from the lower back down the back of the leg. Nothing worse than sciatic pain. Oh, I've pinched my sciatic nerve is the largest nerve in the human body, running from the lower back down the back of the leg. Nothing worse than sciatic pain. Oh, I've pinched my sciatic nerve before. Terrible, isn't it?

Awful. Horrible. And I went to this osteopath and he's like, yeah, you'll just need to, you know, take it easy and we'll give you a massage. I was like, I can't fucking walk. Do something. So I went to a chiropractor and he was like,

oh, yeah, mate, get on the bed. Crack. And I was like, oh, mate, get on the bed. Crack! And I was like, oh my god, I'm healed. It's a miracle. Did it work? It worked, yeah, yeah. This is not me giving out medical advice, by the way. But have you noticed when you talk to anybody, chiropractor, physio, osteo, doctor, whenever you mention any one of those other ones

to them, they all go, oh, okay. Well, look, we'll make our own assessments. When I said it to the physio about the chiropr. They all go, oh, okay. Well, look, we'll make our own assessments. When I said it to the physio about the chiropractor, he went, mm-hmm. When I said to the doctor about the osteo, they went, mm-hmm. When I said to the chiropractor about the GP, they went, mm. Oh. That's why you're so right.

You're so right. And I had this chiropractor when I lived in Brisbane and I remember he was just, he's the best I've ever been to in terms of, you know, that kind of field and he would always be supportive of other things. Yeah, right. And you could tell because he was just so comfortable in what he brought to the table and what he did. Yeah, yeah. And he'd be like, oh, yeah, that could be good.

Let's see what I can give to you. My wife's getting chiropractic in the mouth at the moment. What? Remember I told you that happened to me at the osteo and I had gum in my mouth. Yeah, yeah. They put a glove on and finger you in the mouth and they move some shit around.

No, what they do is they'll put their fingers into your mouth and then pull you. Yeah. And then like crack you and pull you to your side. Yes. It was for her jaw, yeah. It readjusts your jaw. Ew.

He didn't tell me he was going to do that, though. Let me just get on in there. And then he pulled his glove out and he had my gum on his hand. It was so embarrassing. Did he give it back or just ignore it? No, he didn't notice it at first. And I didn't say anything. Our boss, Ross, enormous man, six foot seven.

Eight. Six foot eight. Six foot eight. Cheapskate. Used to get me to chiropractor him. Yeah. Oh, he did that recently. You would then need to go to the chiropractor.

It does hurt my back. Yeah, but I was the only one tall enough to click his back for him. But he would get me to do it whenever he, yeah. I used to do it to him and to Claire. And Claire. They're like opposite ends of the height scale. Claire, a very good friend of mine, would be five foot. She'd be five, yeah, five foot.

Five foot one, maybe. Oh, at a push. Sorry, Claire, if you're listening to this. She's five foot. Oh, no, five foot one is an outrageous thing to say. When you're talking about Claire. No, not that Claire. That Claire.

Very small human. So she's 5'0 and Ross is 6'7". Yeah, see, I would offer to chiropractor Claire's back. No, no, no. My point is I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, right. Yeah, I'd be terrified to click them. People have asked.

I'm like, I'm not going to break your spine. Do you want me to do it for you? No. I click my partner's back all the time. The best way to do it, the safest way, in my opinion, don't ever be standing and then crack them, you know, where people lift someone up. Oh, that's the one I do.

Don't do that. Bad for me or bad for them? Both. It's dangerous for both of you. If you want to, if they really need it, like my partner's always like, oh, please, lay them down on the ground, so front, like face down, and have their hands, like, next to them. Clothes on or off?

Clothes on. I mean, depends who it is. And then when they're laying on the ground, kind of squat over them. Strawberry chocolate. And point your hands out. What movie are you watching? No, you are now literally giving out medical advice. Yeah.

And then get them to breathe in. And then as they breathe out is when people relax. And then you kind of put your hands either side facing out on either side of their spine and then you push. I know the one you're talking about, but I feel like they can achieve that on a foam roller themselves my partner can't yeah do you have to take them out for dinner afterwards yeah yeah yeah i like getting my toes cracked and ryan's away i love cracking toes but my wife oh my gosh crack my toes my wife never lets me crack her toes i've had I've had nearly two weeks no cracking toes.

I have to do it myself. Oh, I love cracking toes. Doesn't it make your toes all knobbly in the end? I love it. I've never cracked my toes. I put my thumb under the toe and then stretch the toe over that finger and pop it out. See, you might be good at it. My partner sucks at it.

It hurts like shit. I'm like, leave me alone. And then my friend Dan does it too and he really hurts as well. I didn't know toe cracking was such a thing oh it's so nice I've never heard of it for people with foot finishes

I'm not into feet content but a little bit of toe cracking gets me high a little bit of light toe cracking what the fuck Ella that is the weirdest bloody kink I'm joking

it's not a kink but it just feels great not in that way it does feel good do you guys want to know something oh no I was about to end it. Be careful, they'll bully you like they did to me. Now I'll end it on this and we can leave it on

a cliffhanger. It just feels like it's going to be bad. Yeah, it's really bad. I've felt terrible all night. Nah, we trust her. Okay, yeah, no, she's responsible. She's been working with us for a long time. She knows the line. Yeah, Ella? I forgot my mummy's birthday this morning. Oh, that's for the show, not the podcast.

Ella! And I hung out with her all morning. That's for tomorrow's show. There you go. Leave it on a cliffhanger, guys. Wow. Fuck, I feel sick. Me too.

I thought it was going to be about farts. I've literally been feeling ill all day. What are you going to do tonight? Have you messaged her? Oh, yeah, no. Lucy woke up and was like, happy birthday. And I was in my room and I went. What time did Lucy wake up?

Nine. Yeah. Too late. I need to go get coffee. I feel sick for you. Me too. Are you taking flowers home? Yeah, Lucy got flowers and a cake and we're going to a restaurant tonight.

Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, you have to pay for everyone. Oh, I'm paying for the meal. I've booked her in for her eyebrow place on Saturday. Crack her toes. Oh, ass. I like your little face. Oh, I'm paying for the meal. I've booked her in for her eyebrow place on Saturday. Crack her toes. I would ask. I like my little feet. And do the back thing I just said.

Yeah, lie her down, take her clothes off like Bree said. Get some oil, light a candle. Then give her a tequila. We're a naked family. I can do that. Are you? I think we should leave her there. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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