ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 24th January 2024

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

We should say - this is all alleged 😂 Today we cover conspiracies, the cutest birds, dropping your phone into toilets, Clint's lack of outdoor poops, and soo much more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast. Anyone got anything they'd want to chat about? Crickets. I got something. Yeah? Okay. Better be good.

It is good. Is this like your wave story yesterday? Nah, it's even better even better yeah the wave story is so good i liked it no i actually did like it i liked it i've thought about this and it's good my mom brought this up to the table was sitting at camping and she goes i've never seen seagulls in trees oh Oh, shit! Think about it! Oh, fuck. Okay. So, we googled it after talking about it for ages. Yeah, their feet are flat.

So, yeah, we googled it and their feet can't sit in a tree. I've never seen a seagull on a power line. Okay, I thought this was like a conspiracy thing like that one where you say

Their feet are webbed because they swim. They're seabirds, guys. Yeah. I didn't know that. True, I've never seen a duck in a tree. No, neither. Yeah, neither. I thought this was't know that. True, I've never seen a duck in a tree. No, neither have I.

Yeah, neither. I thought this was one of those things where people talk about living in a simulation because no one's ever seen their neighbours bring the groceries in. Or a baby pigeon. Whoa, whoa. You know that one? Yeah. We're in a simulation because have you ever seen your neighbours bringing the groceries

in from their car? Ever? No. You just assume that they do it. No. I've never seen my neighbours take a shit No. You just assume that they do it. No. I've never seen my neighbours take a shit either, but I'm assuming they do it. But do they?

But do they? I want to know how the ocean... Oh, here we go. You know what confuses me about the ocean? The tides are different on the east coast and the west coast of New Zealand. They're different. different well that's because the water's moving in different directions that's it but it's like a tiny we're a tiny island how

is it not just rising and falling the same because it's what because the circles around the currents of the ocean are moving around the the water is what what also different side of the world just no on the coast of new zealand there's how fucking weird are tides yeah that's what i'm saying we're in like earth do you know what blew my mind over summer is realizing that women's bodies are synced to the fucking moon yeah like the fact that you yeah yesterday we're like we're like um full moon what are we wolves Full moon Wolves No Not Wolverine Not swear wolves We're not swear wolves

We're werewolves Witch Vampire Harry Potter Werewolves Werewolves is the one I was trying to think of But the fact that your human body It's weird

Is calibrated by the cycle of the moon And Claudia thinks that women don't sync up with each other. They don't. They do. They do not. They 100% do. They're not full-time syncs, though. It's not like you hang out with someone long enough

and every month you're bang on time. No, but it happens. Mate, I went to an all-girls boarding school. And let me tell you, there were certain times where everyone was riding the crimson wave it would be certain times but it would not be forever no it'll be like once i saw this meme that said men are so quick to dismiss astrology but if your dick bled every time the moon was waxing i bet you'd suddenly be real interested in the patterns between the planets and our lives so true that's funny isn't

that isn't that fascinating? Yeah. Yeah, no, genuinely, I was just like sitting there. I was like, why am I in a mood? And then I looked outside the full moon. I want to know if there's anything. Dogs go weird when there's a full moon. I want to know if there's anything about men

which is like synced to the lunar cycle. Like, is there anything that happens to us? Google it. On another topic topic just real quick i believe ducks are the cutest bird by far prove me wrong if you think different ducks are fucking cute i love ducks like any type of duck too. Hey Google. Like white ducks, wood ducks. Are any part of men's health synced to the lunar calendar? Can the lunar cycle affect men? Based on this study, we can also say that the lunar cycle affects the duration and quality of sleep

and that this effect is more pronounced among men. Okay. So it affects our sleep. Not as not as cool yeah you don't bleed no we don't bleed do men's hormone cycles sink men have a 24-hour cycle damn we're fast where their testosterone levels are highest in the morning and lowest in the night which essentially means they are perfectly in sync with the standard work day. The morning is a great time for men as their testosterone levels are at their peak, and so is the man. So you've synced up with the sun and we've synced up with the moon.

Damn. Whoa. Conspiracy. So men want bang bang in the morning. No, I think men will just take it when they can get it. They're not going to complain. I think men want it all the time. True.

They're like little rabbits. They're programmed that way. Little rabbits. Little ducks. Bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang. Fuck ducks. Cute as.

They're so cute. I want one. Well, we've learned some things this afternoon, haven't we? This evening? What is the cutest bird? P. waka waka is very cute. I like the chicken, the Chinese chicken or something. No, chickens are not cute.

Chickens are not cute. No, they're real fluffy. Oh, the one with the little fluffy, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. This said, Atlantic puffin. Oh. Oh, I've heard of those. Are they still around? Little puffins.

I don't know. Hummingbirds are pretty cute. Which country has the most testosterone? Would you guys all like a guess? Which country? Men in which country have the highest levels of testosterone? Spain. Oh, yeah. Spain.

Español. I'll give you a clue. It's not what you think. It's not Europe? Finland. United States. London. That's not a country. It's not what you think. It's not Europe? Finland. United States. London. That's not a country.

That's not a country. London's not a country. You led us astray. Oh, this is bad data. We were guessing countries. Our data showed that London had the highest testosterone levels. Yeah, London men are hot. Are they?

Yeah, fuck yeah. Their accent automatically makes them two points hotter. Yeah. Automatically. Anyone from- Which accent though? Huh? A London accent.

I love a London accent, but I like a lot of different accents from the UK. Like a Chav accent? I like a Wales accent, Irish. We all know Scottish is my favourite. Yes. But anywhere in England as well, there's a lot of nice accents kicking around that place yeah back on the conspiracy just has the highest testosterone in england by the way don't just ignore that that yeah i don't believe that what were you saying claude um i heard yesterday

that apparently everyone believes one conspiracy theory oh what's the conspiracy theory i believe we're in the matrix do Do you believe in simulation? I don't know. She's just watched the Matrix. I believe in aliens, for sure. Oh, yeah. No doubt in my mind. Absolutely.

There's definitely some other life. And I actually do believe, I reckon, they have made contact and there's stuff we don't know. Yeah. I definitely think there's secrets out there. Yeah. I believe that there's secrets out there. Yeah. I believe that Harry Styles is bald.

Yeah, that's out there. That's out there. Or balding. Nah, I don't believe he's bald. I believe that Avril Lavigne disappeared and Melissa took her place. Fuck it. I now think Avril's back. That one's fucked. I think Melissa was there for a couple albums and I think Avril's back now.

You think you got her back? Yeah. I loved that one. What happened to Avril? Because wasn't the conspiracy that she died? It was, but I think she was's back now. She's back now. Yeah. I loved that one. What happened to Avril? Because wasn't the conspiracy that she died? It was but I think she was just like

hanging out with Elvis or something. What? Oh Elvis. And Ted Park. Yeah. They were just like on Antarctica

like under the ice or something. And Kurt Cobain. Yeah. And Amy Winehouse. In the retreat. Nah Amy Winehouse she died.

And Bob Marley. There's so many new icons. It'd be so cool if these people were still alive. Speaking of dead celebrities, my flatmate got fake newsed and was announced to the whole room that Jackie Chan had died. And we were all like, oh my god, no!

And then she fact-checked it and he wasn't. So now I'm not sure what to believe. He can't die. They're making Rush Hour 4. That's a very good point. They're also, I think, doing a new Karate Kid. I love the Rush Hour're also i think doing a new karate kid i love russia the rush hour movies are they doing a new karate kid yeah i love jackie chang chris tucker on the um epstein flight list probably what's that mean what's the epstein flight list like people that went to visit epstein did you not see the new release what no oh here's another conspiracy no it's not a conspiracy. What's this?

I think it's a real list. So the big one that came out was, and there's photos of him there, the big one that came out was that... Bill Clinton. Oh, yeah. He went to the island. But no, old wheelchair man.

What's his name? Oh, yeah. Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking. No fucking way. He's on the flight list. Oh, no. Maybe it was just research. Research for what? Stephen Hawking No fucking way He's on the flight list Oh no Maybe it was just research

Research for what? Research for what? I don't know Just seeing what's going on I can't back up that Chris Tucker one by the way Did you just make that up? Oh no

It looks like I'm right But But yeah The big one was Stephen Hawking And that's what all the memes Were about Of him

Yeah What the fuck? And who else who else went like who else was covered in that doco Bill Clinton was one uh um Prince Andrew yeah um Prince Andrew that piece of crap oh my gosh yeah that's there you go there's my conspiracy there's my conspiracy yeah oh that's conspiracy. Oh, that's terrible. That's not a conspiracy, though. Yeah, if that's a list, then.

Who was on the list is, you know, up for debate. That documentary made me feel physically ill, like, watching it. Like, afterwards, I felt like my skin was crawling after i watched that doco the same as the r kelly doco my skin was crawling like just disgusting like just evil evil like not just you know people make mistakes and, you know, sometimes people get into bad situations and whatever. But then there is pure evil. And those two people, I believe, pure evil. Kevin Spacey.

Is he the one that you told me the other day that came out as gay? Yes. In his apology for being a creep. A creep. Yeah. I feel like this a... What? A creep. A creep. Yeah. I feel like this whole podcast we just say allegedly. Allegedly. So we don't get in trouble. Yeah.

Damn. Oh yeah, Chris Tucker's on the list. Yeah. Damn! Gross! Okay, that's a grim ending to the podcast. But just remember, just think about it. Have you ever seen your neighbour taking in their groceries?

No, you haven't. Have you ever seen your neighbor taking in their groceries? No, you haven't. Have you ever seen your neighbor taking a dump? No, you haven't. I hope not. Outside? Imagine, imagine,

imagine if one day you saw your neighbor taking a piss, running around the back of the house to take a shit because they'd

locked themselves out. It could happen. Would you, would you, if you're in, I thought we were done. No, no, we're not done. If we were, Would you, would you? Oh God, I thought we were done. No, no, we're not done. If you were in a situation, right,

where you were busting to do a number two, you get to your house and for some reason the key breaks off in the door, whatever. What do you do? Take a shit outside. Yeah, go in the bush. I'm good friends with my neighbour, so I'll knock on the door.

Ah, I don't think I could. Nah, I on the go in the bush i'm good friends with my neighbor so i'll knock on the door oh i don't think i could no i literally you wait you would rather shit in your yard yeah then knock on your neighbor's door what time of day is it um it's like just got home from work it's like night time so like 7 30 so it's dark in summer no it wouldn't be yeah but it's dark okay it's dark it's dark but not but it's dark. Okay it's dark. It's dark but not like late. If you shit in the bush you're going to have to deal with that. Yeah. I've got a pooper scooper. I've got dogs. Imagine pooper scoopering your own

shit. I have never done an outdoor number two. Who? I don't think I have. Have you done an aqua poo? No. I've done an aqua poo. I want to do one. It's a weird feeling. Yeah, apparently it's weird.

I've never done one that wasn't in a toilet, a port-a-loo or my pants. Oh, you need to live a little. You've never had to dig a hole. Live, man. You've never gone on a hike. You've never gone in a hole? No. I've never done an outdoor one.

Oh, my God. You need to go camping and live a little. You need to go under the stars. A camping toilet is a shovel and some paper. I did get over the long drop. Like, when it's windy, the wind blows up your arse. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I do use

a lot of long drops on Treasure Island and let me just say, they have a certain smell about them. Alright, let's save some hot topics for tomorrow's afternoon. Remember that guy? Remember that guy that fell down into the long drop to get his phone? Do you remember that? Who remembers that story?

No bullshit. This guy dropped his phone into the long drop. You remember the story. Producer Ben pulled his sunglasses out of a portaloo. No, his phone? Yeah, and his sunglasses. I was there. He pulled his phone out of the portal-a-loo at a festival.

Was it just in the bowl or was it like? Nah, it was in the bowl. It was still in that. Wasn't it on the mound? The mound. No, it was in the transition area. Oh, no. So just underneath.

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