ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 24th July 2023

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

Clint's away so we will play! Kim Crossman is covering for Clint while he rests up, and the conversation went from spew-chat to drinking chat and back to spew-chat. Buckle up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Cause after the after party, we're winning it all. Welcome everyone to the after party, the X-rated edition. Oh yeah, Tati. Kim Crossman's here. Cause Clinton is away sick today. Is he really sick now? Well, you said it.

Or is he hungover? That's what I was wondering. That's to be decided when we see him. True. He does have those three-day hangovers and he was out

on the weekend, wasn't he? Oh. I'm sure he's not feeling well because of all the alcohol he drunk. There is a lot of

sickness going on at the moment. Yeah. And when was the last time you were sick? Don't put that curse on me. No. Don't bring that into existence. When was the last time everyone spewed?

Friday. You were too drunk, you said. Oh, look, I... Don't try and dance around it. Well, I didn't. Here's the thing. I would have put money on. Well, I didn't. Here's the thing. I would have put money on the fact that I wasn't,

but obviously there's video footage that I clearly was, but I was at the level of if you had asked me to swear on the Bible and be like, are you drunk, I would have been like, no. But I obviously was because I spewed in my mum's garden. Like you're, and for people that don't know Kim or what Kim looks like, let me paint a picture. She's about five foot nothing and weighs about the same. Yeah, so my partner is six foot four and, well, bigger than I am, and I drank what he drunk, so he was fine.

This is the thing. I'm newish to alcohol and binge drinking. It's new to me, so I don what he drunk. So he was fine. This is the thing. I'm newish to alcohol and binge drinking. It's new to me. So I don't know. Welcome. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't know.

It just happened. I hopped in an Uber and then that was where it ruined me. Why do people who drive professionally so aggressive on their brakes? If you've put in your 10,000 hours. Was it the Uber driver's fault? No, I'm not blaming Uber, but it didn't help. Why is it? Why?

To fuck me up? Is that because they want, oh, sorry, can I explain? Yeah, of course you can. Do they want the extra 250 for little lady Chanda in the back? Is that what they're after? They probably do. Then they're done for the night. Go home.

Make the night straight. A friend of mine, I'm not going to say who. Say who. Say who. Say it. My partner's brother. When we lived together, got home, and I think it was the next day, actually, we saw him and we were like, you were real loud getting home last night.

And he goes, yeah, it wasn't good, wasn't good. He goes, I was real drunk. He goes, I spewed in the Uber. He goes, it's fine, though, because I caught it in my jacket. Oh, no. So he spewed in his jacket, and then he was just sitting in the back holding his spew. Oh, the fumes of that.

Pungent. That's disgusting. Oh, God. My friend, she did a, like, we were talking about goals on the show. She had a goal for a year to not have a drop of alcohol. So, like it because she's boring so boring i did seven years of sobriety so i'm like yeah yeah you're not as fun yeah well i mean she's no no meaning like i commend people who do it but it is sometimes if that was what you did together yeah right make it difficult. She thrived in it. She can just get on the D floor and just dance regardless. But the day when she did have a couple of drinks with us girls, a BYO,

she, again, didn't know when to stop because it's been a year. And that was the night where we all then got sober and had to look after our dear friend. Yeah. You need to know your limits. Yeah. She knows the K-roader flex bushes very well see i i haven't chunder yeah i haven't had a public chunder for a oh i don't know if i ever have oh no i have no i did i did

actually no we're not going to talk about that no no no no no no no no we'll talk we'll talk about that that was bad that's. That's all right, guys. We'll just share our personal. Yeah. No, I will share this story. No, you shut up. So last year, it was the launch party of Celebrity Treasure Island, the TV show that I host.

And were you guys, do you guys remember, were you here when that was happening? Oh, maybe. Didn't you have a sore tooth? Remember I'd had a sore tooth across like the whole week and it was progressively getting worse. And this launch event was on the Thursday night and it was so unbearable that I was like,

and I had to go because I was emceeing it and like introducing the contestants and it was like, you know, I was like – and I had to go because I was emceeing it and like introducing the contestants and it was like, you know, I couldn't pull out of it. And I was like, what am I going to do about this because I couldn't get into the dentist. I was like, it's so unbearable. I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do. Anyway.

It's heroin. And it just perked me right up. No, and this is probably not a good thing, but my partner had some, what was it? Lorazepam? No, not Lorazepam. Oh, codeine. No.

What's the other one? What's the other one? No. Codeine. No. Panadol. Nurofen. No.

Oxy. No. Let's hope not. Crystal meth. No, no, let's hope not. Cocaine. Not a zany. What is it called? It's got a name. Crystal meth. No, let's hope not. Cocaine? Not a zanny. What is it called?

It's got a name. Molly. Oh, a tremadol. Tremadol. A tremmy. A tremmy. A tremadol, which is an over-the-counter drug. Everyone relax.

But a tremadol, which I – But when you pair it with the crystal meth. I mean, really. Amazing. I'd never had one before and my partner was like, yeah, take this. If there's any way you're going to get through this night. And she's a medical professional.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually don't think it was hers. I think it was our friend Dan's. But anyway, it was someone's. It was someone's. It was a tremadol. That's what it was. And so I was like, okay, I just, I'm just going to take it.

So I've taken this tremadol and like maybe 45 minutes later, I was like, okay, I just, I've been just going to take it. So I've taken this Trimadol and like maybe 45 minutes later, I was like, oh my God. I was like, I feel like for the first time in a week, I feel like a human again. Like the pain was still there, but I was like, oh my God, I feel like 80% better. It was amazing. I felt like empowered.

I was like, I can finally, I think I'm going to be able to do this. Anyway, so I had this Trim this tram he went off to this thing and had a champagne at the event and then got up and did my emceeing duties and you know it all went well and finished that and then i had another champagne and then, oh, oh, no. It was at a very fancy venue and I've like casually, slowly walked myself to the bathroom and luckily it was those toilets that don't have space. Top and bottom. Yeah, so it just doesn't have any space so you can fully close the door and I've walked into this toilet and just went,

and just power chundered everywhere. Because apparently, yeah, in my fancy outfit, no one told me you can't drink pretty much anything on Trimadol. Which is interesting because I feel like we all know that you cannot drink alcohol on any antibiotic. Well, yes, but we all do. We all know now. Now we all know. Yeah, well, now now we do like amoxicillin and alcohol

quite a good buzz thank you to brie for uh giving us no but tramadol and because i'd never taken it before mate i instantly violently ill i'd had two drinks like don't do it it's so bad i had a friend who did that it was some sort of migraine pill and then had a drink and then she stayed at our house. And the next morning I woke up to the sound of retching in the garden. In the garden? Why was she in the garden? I think someone else was in the bathroom.

Like bridesmaids. Yeah. It was like woke up to a war zone. Don't look at me! Don't look. You know what was interesting? And I think the reason why we're talking about spewing is that we talk about your designated spew container on the show today on the on the

other podcast and someone messaged through and said that they always make it to the sink and but they said yeah they said they always spew in the kitchen sink and not the toilet. Yuck. That means you have to dig it out of the sink. Maybe they have a gurgler, though. We've got an in-sinkerator. I feel like that would be quite a good spot to spew. Yeah, now that I think about it. Why not?

It would fling the little lid back on. Oh, no. No, the in-sinkerator, you wash it down. So the in-sinkerator, you wash it down and then you turn it on. Do you know my issue with that is that it would smell like spew next time you want to go eat food, like the remnants. Yeah, absolutely. That stomach.

What's wrong with the toilet? You just flush it. You don't need to do anything else. I think people that think it's like icky to like hold onto the toilet. Throwing up in the kitchen sink is arguably worse. I would much rather throw up in the toilet. I put the seat up. Do you not put the seat up?

Yeah. Oh yeah, I put the seat up. If I have time. Then I cry and lay on the floor. Yeah, I'm a crier when I spew too. I hate spewing. That's the last time I spewed when we honoured you as a Kiwi. Just a few weeks ago.

Yeah, that's right. You did say you spewed then. I accidentally got wet. I don't know what happened. We had a big week and you were like, I can finally relax. you as a kiwi just a few weeks ago yeah that's right you did say you spewed then accidentally got wait i don't know what happened we had a big week and you were like i could finally relax yeah yeah what's the what's the theory behind do you guys feel like if you're a certain level of like drunk when you're out as soon as you get into the uber and then like get home you're instantly more drunk yeah yeah do you think it's like a fight or flight thing like you have to be like your body knows you have to be

more aware when you're out and then like when you're home it's like oh safe relaxed and it's loud and you're in this party like everyone's at your level yeah when you're by yourself or alone with some people you're like not true not everyone's always at your level well yeah some people are much further yeah well or not or not yeah like i would have put money that i was like oh my gosh i'm so popular and fun on friday night tom and i were dancing heaps and we were clearing the dance floor doing lifts and things i was like oh my god my sister that couple my sister was like i mean it was fun for like five minutes, but you guys were totally dominating the dance floor

and other people wanted to dance. So we obviously were doing it for much longer than we remember. And in my mind, it was graceful. It was delightful. The video proves otherwise. Not so much. It was just like, yeah, not as good. But in my reality, everyone was like applauding.

They had created space for us, not us that have moved out of the way from my flailing legs. Yeah, it's like karaoke. Like, everyone get out of the way. Like if I was ever on that show like Jersey Shore or Geordie Shore and I had to watch back myself on a night out, I feel like it would instantly make me want to be sober forever like do you guys feel like that i would never want to watch a video of me on a night out i

would never want to see it well we should get the camera crew and follow oh absolutely not i think i'd be like you are so fucking annoying like go pro you up no chest mount what about the camera that yeah comes off the helmet instead of us seeing you you'll do the chest mount and we'll see everyone else's reaction I'd blend right in people are like have you got the GoPro on you're wearing a fucking GoPro on your chest you weirdo

people would love that alright good spew chat guys should we go home that's lovely gotta do some weed I thought you I've got to do some wheeze. Oh, I thought you were going to say, I thought you said I've got to go do some weed. To mix with their tremmies.

I'll bring the tremmies. Bye. book, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.