ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 24th July 2025

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

The finale of the toaster saga! (...or is it?)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hard to go. Hi and welcome to New Zealand's leading toaster selection podcast. We are the leading toaster selection podcast. Unsponsored but I feel like it's a highly sponsorable podcast. Very. You don't want to be sponsored by Breville because as we know then you need to

only talk about like if you get a client of the product you have to talk about the product. Yeah. If we were sponsored by bread. That I mean great. That would work. That's the best sponsor to have. Are we shooting for designer bread or regular bread? I don't care. It just needs to be, it just needs to be appliance brand agnostic. Ooh, good work. Yeah, that's smart.

That's good brand awareness. Insane that if Breville wanna drop money on this podcast. Absolutely. Fuck yes, Bre's getting a Breville toaster. I love Breville. I've got a Breville toaster. I love Breville. I've got a Breville coffee machine. It's the best thing I ever bought. What about flame throwers?

So rogue. I like it. Don't burn the tires. I like it. You know what we never hooked up and tried out? My flame thrower. Yeah, you never used it. I was waiting.

I never used it. I literally thought about that last week and I meant to ask you. It's still in the box. What? You need to use it. What time do you I never used it. I literally thought about that last week and I meant to ask you. It's still in the box. What? You need to use it. What time do you use it when it's like cold and wet

in winter? I went to use it and someone goes, Vaughn has one and I talked to Vaughn about it and he goes, uh. It's all right. He goes, it's not as good as just spraying weed killer. Maybe he's just not a flamethrower guy like you are. That's a fucking good point.

Right? I'm a flamethrower guy. Yeah, maybe it's your thing. Yeah, yeah. Da na na na na na na, flamethrower guy. Yeah, maybe that's your thing. Yeah, yeah. Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, flamethrower! Yeah, I can give it a go. You can't know until you actually try it.

You can't know until you throw down. Throw down on that flamethrower. Yeah, this will be maybe the last toaster podcast for a while. I know, it is a sad. Are you saying this podcast is toast? It could be. It could be, but I think I've made a decision, guys.

Well, I want to get your guys' opinion. Okay. And then this will be, yeah. This is it? Well, once you've made the purchase. Yeah. Except it's not, because we're still gonna need a review of the Toaster.

That's true. That is true, and that's the best podcast of all. Highly sponsorable. Can you play some music of like that inspirational slow running music? Chariots of Fire or something. So I will say after much deliberation, soul searching. Yeah. And taking on board advice from not only my friends, but people who listen to this podcast. I've made the decision to go with a four slice toaster

from KitchenAid. Ooh. The one Clint said, and I was, I was then loving that The one Clint said, and I was, I was then loving that and on the fence and the thing that sealed it for me. Actually, there was two things. Wow. I went onto the podcast group and Greg,

a podcast listener posted and said, this is the one my wife bought. Yeah. And so that's firsthand experience with Toaster. Cause I was going off gut. That's, that's lived experience. That's for review. You can't buy that.

You can't buy that kind of, you know, feedback. And then this is the best part of all. I went onto the KitchenAid New Zealand website. No way. It's on sale. And it's on sale. I told you, I told you that, it's on sale. It's on sale. And it's on sale. I told you, I told you that. It's on sale. It's on sale. It's on sale.

And not just the shit colours. Not just the shit colours. So what colour? What's great about that is when you buy a toaster like that. I'm not being paid by KitchenAid by the way, but I'm very willing to be. You can then begin to roll out the suite of KitchenAids throughout your house.

You can get the KitchenAid mixer. You can get the... What else do they do? Surely they do a jug. A blender, a toaster. They do a jug. They do a jug. Hold on, I'll tell you what they do.

I'm on their website. They do food processors, blenders, toasters, kettles, hand mixers, hand blenders, cordless. They do bundles. Welcome to the KitchenAid family. Yeah. Kettle? I've got the KitchenAid family. Yeah. Kettle? I've got some KitchenAid cookware. Oh yeah, nice.

Good. Yeah. I don't cook, but yeah. Oh yeah. And Ella, to answer your question, I think I'm gonna go with this cast iron black, but it's like a texture. It's like a textured toaster.

How luxurious. You know, not just as shiny where you can see the like fingerprints. It's like a textured toaster. How luxurious. You know, not just a shiny where you can see the fingerprints. It's like a texture. How lovely. How much, you can say, ballpark? This is the part. It's fine. It's fine.

Buy once, cry once. Slow twos, right? Yeah. This is the part where, because I have messaged my partner and my partner was like, whoa! Nah. So it was, it was $289. It was. Okay.

Down to $239. Nice. I mean, still crazy. But I'll have it for 10 years. But yeah, you better. I'll have it for 10 years and- What's the warranty say? That's a great question. Because yeah, definitely better. I'll have it for 10 years and... What's the warranty say? That's a great question.

Cause yeah, definitely keep the warranty. Yeah, absolutely I will. Absolutely. Are you joking? Duh. Um, where would I find that? If you use that toaster 320 times a year, not even 365. I use a toaster every day.

Yeah, but you might not be home every day. Yeah, that's true. That's 74 cents a toast for one year. If you keep it for 10 years, it's seven cents a piece of toast. Holy, that's, that still sounds like a lot. That still sounds like quite a lot. That sounds like a lot.

Yeah. I bought it. Is that the right math? Yep. Fuck. Okay, maybe I need to reassess. Oh no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, yes. What?

Are you sure? Seven cents. What if you pay 239 upfront and then you get toast for free? What if you have toast twice a day? No, but I'm not having toast twice a day. Oh, but you and your partner are gonna have toast. Yeah. So that's twice. If it's a four slice though you divide it by four over use. Yeah fucking A Claudia. Fucking A. Fuck it! That's so far you mentioned that one that didn't make me feel better.

That's 1.8 cents per piece of toast. How do you math that? Plus power. 1.8 cents. Plus butter. Right, I see what you're saying. That's nothing. I see what you're saying. No, I don't. So it's not seven cents per toast. If you do four slices.

It's not seven cents per toast. No, it's seven cents. Depending on how you math it. Wait, what? If you use the toaster once a day. Yes. For 10 years. Yes.

It's seven cents each time you use it that seems like quite a lot but if you do it per slice of toast so if you break it down if you do four slices of toast each time yeah it's 1.8 cents per piece of toast okay so a dollar eight. No, one cent. Oh, one cent. Oh, one cent. So nearly two cents. When did you get a dollar eight from 1.8 cents? So nearly two cents.

Maths not her strong point. Yeah, we know. We know math isn't my strong point. I saw this fucking buzzy. Just buy the fucking toaster. Yeah, look, God. I was already gonna buy it. Speaking of though,

you know what's an interesting thing to think about is cause I saw on TikTok, these people who do fragrances that are like knockoff versions of, you know, like popular fragrances and their whole spiel and I happened to come across the video of my perfume that I currently have and they had figured out how much it costs per spray. and they had figured out how much it costs per spray. Which was seven cents. Actually, I can't remember what they said, but I remember what I watched. Hold on, I'm gonna ask Chagy B.T.

Wait a first time later, could you tell us that story again? Well, I'm gonna get you the result. It's quite interesting. That was crazy, man. But isn't that interesting to know, like when you're purchasing a fragrance to think about how much it costs per spray? I don't like to think about stuff like that I like to be like I'm paying this once and then every use after is free.

Oh okay I like to use my things and go oh I've just bought the cost per use way down. So if I ask chat GBT if I'm using this perfume the 50 I think it's a 50 milliliters Okay over there yes, are you are you frozen? Right hold on This is the worst gag of all time. Okay, I figured it out. I figured it out. I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Do you guys want to know how much my above-hume cost per spray?

Not really. I didn't really, but we've waited so long that I thought we needed to- No, don't! No, no, no, no! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you!

We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! We said we loved you! 3 cents per spray. That's a lot. Seems like a lot. It is a lot. It is a lot. Is your perfume TNK? That was macarate rouge.

It's fucking expensive, but I- You smell amazing. You smell expensive. My friend buys it for me with her discount. Please don't try and work out the discounted price. Anyone wanna do their perfume and see how much theirs costs? What's yours?

Dan Carter. Yeah, and I got it for free. Oh So I'm making money You got Billy. Oh, so now you want to jump on board and find out what you're Free to spend money on it. No, I gave it to you for free. Yeah, but how much was the perfume? Oh, I don't remember I Spent 90 dollars on you Okay, because per item of this Asha Binko Pop? Binko Pops.

Dan Carter. Can you hear me chewing gum? What is it? DC10. DC10, yep. And do you know how many milliliters the bottle is? 100? 100? Probably. Here we go. Yeah, we're doing it again. Hey, you guys loved it the first time. This podcast can't all be toaster. Exactly. Um. Um, respect the drum roll. Here we go.

Give me another drum roll. I've got it now. Here we go. Give me another drum roll. I've got it now. Five cents a spray. Actually, I don't use that after shave anymore. Oh, okay. What do you use then? Oh my gosh.

I use Tom Ford Black Orchid. Okay, hold on. I used to use that. I don't want to use it anymore. Yeah, I used to use it back in 2010 when it was cool. In 2010, I was using diesel. How many milliliters do you know? The big one. 100. 100. Okay. Spice bomb. I used to wear Let's see, Tom Ford. About... Ah!

Don't cut me off. What was that? About 29 to 30 cents per spray. There you go, that's a bit more respectable. Yeah. Anyone else wanna go? No, thank you. I wanna go.

Five, four, three, two, one. You wanna go? I wanna go, yeah. Okay. Grab this up. Five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O. Bye guys. Bye guys. H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O

You can take me hard to go. So should I keep the 46 seconds of silence or should I cut out? I think that was the best part of the podcast to be honest. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.