ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 24th June 2025

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

This one is not for young whanau members! Welcome to the After Party where we talk about all the stuff we're not allowed to say on the radio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't listen to this podcast if you... Um... Are young, have little ears. If you value your sanity. You don't want to see us differently. Sorry. Now everybody in the club getting tips. Everybody in the club getting tips.

Hi everybody, welcome to a hard and fast after party, because I've got to go. Hard and fast? Hard and fast. I've got to go to a thing, a secret thing. Okay. You've been to the secret thing. Oh yeah, no I have. The sex thing?

No. Or the other one. Did you bring your chains? They require chains. B.Y.O. B.Y.O. chains at the secret sex thing. Yep. No I'm not going to a secret sex thing. That sounds fun. Not the chains bit, but no no. The secret part?

Stop talking about the secret thing. No the sex bit sounds fun. Oh okay. I've always wondered that. You can... What have you wondered? Like how do couples who want to do swinging... Yeah. Come to the realization that they both want to do swinging. Or how do they do it? And then do it. Organize it. Yeah. I don't know, but I think some of them meet swinging. Excuse me?

They meet... Oh! they meet while swinging. Gotcha. Nothing to do with swinging me. So they both have a common interest. I don't know. That's for effect by the way. And then sometimes I think, I think some people are just more open with what they want.

I've seen on the, do you know about the girl related pages? But there's no taking it back. This is my problem with not being open. This is my reason for not being open is because once you say the thing that you want But there's no taking it back. No. This is my problem with not being open. This is my reason for not being open is because once you say the thing that you want, you can't take it back. Just kidding. Yeah. You're like, haha. You're like, haha.

Oh, this is crazy. Someone at work. Yeah, nice. Said that they. You can't deal with someone at work. They said they want to go. They want to go swinging. And I was like, oh, that's crazy.

You wouldn't be into that, eh? Nice. How about you? What do you think about that? Hyp's crazy. You wouldn't be into that, eh? Nice. How about you? What do you think about that? Hypothetically. You wouldn't be into that, eh? Yeah. I saw a post and it was on girl related

on the Facebook page, just like admissions. And it was a girl who said her and her partner, I don't know, I don't know, she's trying to broach it with her partner, like exactly like you were talking about. But her and her friend, who's also in a relationship, they were talking about it, so doing the four of them as two couples, but with friends that they already knew.

And everyone in the comments was like, do not do it with people that you know, because it's just gonna destroy your friendship. But then all the advice was like, places to go, like there's websites and clubs and like, ways to do it. Is doing it with people you know the worst idea? I think so. I've heard people who've done it.

It's never gonna end well. What if you've got the hots for your friend? Exactly. And then break up with your partner. Someone's gonna fall in love. Ella, we're not trying to break up, we're trying to swing here. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, not gonna work. Both parties have to be keen on it, right? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. It's a, yeah. Or they, or both. Rest with a disaster. Or one party has to be not keen but totally fine with you doing it without them. Which I'm sure exists too. Oh for sure. Yeah I hear

conversations like that and it makes me realise that I'm very vanilla. Same. But also fine with that. Yeah. That's nice. I think that, I think the world is very like open to a whole lot of different things, which is great, but then it can leave people feeling a bit eh, when they do feel vanilla. Yeah, yeah. But that's not a bad thing. Also social media will have you believe

that a lot more things are a lot more popular and normal, normal's the wrong word, common than they actually are. You know, especially if you interact with it once and then it'd be like, oh, she wants some swinging content. And then you're like, man, I don't do any swinging, but it seems like everybody on social media is swinging. Yeah, like there's swingers cruise ships. I just think that with the pineapple pictures on the doors.

And there's like a whole room. Just with a lot of beds. Imagine you get the wrong cruise. Imagine you think you're going on the Disney cruise. And you're on the swinging cruise and there's like a whole room just imagine you get the wrong cruise as you think you're going on the Disney Cruise and you're in the swinging cruise and you're like oh pineapple this must be like an incanto thing yeah could you imagine well have fun at your sex no one's wearing no one's wearing any costume at all Let us know how the sex club goes. That's Dickie, not Mickey.

Lot of swinging meat. And that is Minnie though. Anyway, I'll go to my secret sex thing now. My main concerns are... My main concerns are... Having a stay up night. Pluto. Bit goofy.

And not having any dinner. You need food! No, no, no, don't go without food. We ate a can of peaches. We ate a can of peaches. I ate a can of peaches. Moving to the country. Don't know what you're singing. I ate a can of peaches. Eat a lot of peaches. We ate a lot of peaches. At the secret event, if you know what I mean. Damn, was it big juicy peaches at the secret event?

Big juicy peaches at the secret thing. A bit of marmite in between between but you know. Yuck! What the fuck? What does that mean? Way to ruin a nice podcast Ella. No one's gonna go into this. Sense of the whole, just give a little warning at the start of that. Just one long beep. Children can't listen to that. Don't listen to this podcast if you... Are young, have little ears. If you value your sanity.