ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 24th March 2025

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brian Clint, the podcast. Hi everybody and welcome to the after party. No Ella today. She's got the flu thingy that's going around. I've got friends who have got this flu. Have you got any friends who have got this at the moment? I don't think so. If it is what my friends have got, it is fucking ruthless. And I really hope that we don't get it. It's like laying people out at the moment.

The flu can be real bad, especially if you haven't got the flu jab. Yeah, I get the flu jab. You don't get it well i'm not opposed to it but but like oh no i won't say anything i'm not a doctor um also i've been listening to too much joe rogan podcast recently then you would have you would have heard very anti-flu jab on that show. I'm shocked at that. He loves to talk about the pyramids as well. Yeah, I'm not a big listener to it.

He's just had some guests on recently which have piqued my interest. Okay. Who? He did a Woody Harrelson episode. Yeah, I like Woody Harrelson. And also Bill Murray was on there. I like Bill Murray as well. Yeah. Is Claude's mic on?

Oh yeah, I'm just sorry I wasn't I was bored. You tuned out. Okay. Here's a story for you guys. It's probably a pretty boring story but I'm going to tell you anyway. So our friend Dan is a real estate agent and he

has been looking after this property that's kind of out on land, like just outside of Auckland. So it's on a bit of land. It's like a little farm property. Sure. And like maybe two weeks ago my partner took our dogs out there and Dan was there and he took his dog and they went running, like, you know, crazy running all about this field and it's huge.

It's like this big property. It's got up and down hills and the dogs go nuts and get all their energy out. Anyway. Is Dan meant to be selling this house? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

But he's there doing stuff and the dogs are just running around the property. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying he's been living in it. No. No, he hasn't been living in it. He's squatting? He's been looking after it. That's what I mean. It sounds like he's been like. No, like hasn't been living it. He's squatting? He's been looking after it. That's what I mean.

It sounds like he's been like. No, like he's got the listing. Oh, okay. So he'd go out there for open homes, but he'd take the dogs, which is a good vibe because I feel like people out there. People like dogs. People like dogs. Anyway, like two weeks ago when they went out there

and the dogs went running around for like half an hour, our dog Meryl came back without her harness on. Yep. She came back naked. She came back without her harness on. That was done up. Oh, she got out of it. So she's obviously gotten out of it somewhere.

Anyway, my partner walked like four different paddocks looking for this harness. Couldn't find it. Anyway, yesterday, Dan was having an open home and he's like oh do you want to bring the dogs out and go for a run and we were like yeah that sounds good so we've taken the dogs out and in the meantime i've had to buy meryl a new harness anyway as we're walking around and i was having looking around because i haven't been there before there's this little tiny pump shed on the property like in the middle of one of the paddocks, and our other dog Whitney's gone straight under there

because there's probably rats or whatever, gone straight under there, and then all of a sudden Meryl's gone under there. And I said to my partner, I was like, you don't reckon the harness would be under this pump shed? Next minute she bends down, has a look under, pulls out the harness. But how did it come off?

So she's obviously, because it's a tight fit underneath the pump shed and she's obviously was like wiggling and it's come off her, like off of her head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because she can like slink out of it if it's really tight squeeze. Yeah, right. But literally i just went that could be somewhere where the harness would have come off so you know you've got two so now we've got two yeah right i was going to offer you a third but you don't need a third we got a harness for many the golden retriever and then we he can't use it because the trainer told us how

much more powerful the dogs are when they pull with a harness on. And he's already enormous. And he'll, like, pull my wife over if she's walking him. So he has to be on the neck one so that he has something that he feels when he lunges on the lead. You know? When it's with a harness, it's like you're holding onto a Clydesdale and they'll just pull you and take off with you. Yeah. We can't put a collar lead on Meryl because she just chokes herself. Yeah.

You know? Like when she sees a cat, like she'll literally be like choking. But doesn't it stop her? Doesn't it make her go, oh, shit, I shouldn't pull that hard? It does not stop her. Like that's like just, you know, instinct where if she sees a cat. Go for it. Oh, that's it.

It's all over. I'm new to dogs. People still use those choker leads, which is the chain. The chain ones. No, they're not nice. I haven't seen them in a long time. Some dogs need them, right? Like if you've got that sort of dog.

No, no, no, no. Really? Nah. There's other options now that you can get. There's options like where you can have like a two lead system. So you have like a lead maybe on their collar and then like a lead that kind of pulls their face. Oh, yeah, okay. You know?

Yeah. But it doesn't choke them like a choker. Yeah, right. Collar. Is that what you're talking about, a choker collar? Yeah, the chain. Yeah, that's. It goes through the thing and then the harder they pull,

the tighter it gets on there. Yeah, no. Oh, the choker chain. Yeah. I thought you were talking about the one that has the. No, not the electric one. No, no, no The one that

There's choker chains that have like Oh, like a ball in it or something Like little Oh, the studs Spikes that come out of it And if you pull it It goes tight into their neck You're talking about like a ball gag

Is it still legit to put your dog in a ball gag? If they're into it? Yeah, if they're into it No, I think they're okay with it If they can sit Yeah I think it's fine. Does your dog love leather?

Actually, Claude, I was going to say, I bought a harness for our other dog, Whitney, at the same time when I had to buy Meryl a new one, and hers doesn't fit. It's too big. It'd probably be perfect for Kai. Oh, send it over. He hates them, but he has to wear them. It's purple.

He's not kinky enough. No, he's not. And he's too fluffy. His hair just gets stuck in everything. Yeah, how do you even put a harness on that dog? He's got so much hair. You just squish him in. What sort of dog is yours again?

A Japanese Spitz. Japanese German Spitz. Japanese German Spitz. Yeah, the two best combinations. The two best Spitters. It's the World War II special. The two worst teams from World War II combined to make the best combination. The two best spitters. It's the World War II special. The two worst teams from World War II combined to make the best dog. Where's Golden Retrievers from?

I have no idea. I know our dog, Whitney, her breed's from Scotland. Scotland. She looks it too. She does, eh? Yeah. She looks like she's from Scotland. And I love it about her.

Where are Golden Retrievers from? They look like they're's from Scotland. And I love it about her. Where are golden retrievers from? They look like they're American. Scotland! Are they? They're from the 19th century in Scotland. What were they made for? Retrieving. Yeah, retrieving what?

They have soft mouths. I'm pretty sure they have soft, soft mouths. They do have soft mouths. When you go duck shooting. They're good kid dogs. Yeah, they go and collect the ducks so they can hold it without damaging it. They do have soft mouths. When you go duck shooting. That's why they're good kid dogs. Yeah, they go and collect the ducks so they can hold it without damaging it. Oh, that's what their duck dog ate. Yeah.

So 19th century. It's so weird that you would breed a dog for a purpose. Like you would just create, you're like, that'd be a good animal for this. That's the only reason we had dogs. Yeah, exactly right. So what were they bred for? I zoned out retrieving. We think they're for duck hunting. Yeah, exactly right. So what were they bred for? I zoned out retrieving. We think they're for duck hunting.

Yeah, right. I guess any kind of hunting. Yeah. What are the Spitz's bred for? I believe they are just companion dogs. They're nothing for anything. Yeah. I know Whitney's breed was bred to hunt.

And they still do it, actually, especially in Scotland, I think. They're bred to hunt rats and rabbits. You can tell from her tail. None of these dogs do that anymore though, like not our ones. Whitney does it. Is your dog out there getting rats for you? Whitney could if she wanted. Like that's all she wants to do.

Like even when we took her out to this property yesterday, she literally, the first thing she does is goes under the house and looks for rats. My dog's doing his purpose. My dog does lunge at ducks when we're out on a walk. Do you know what he fucking hates, my dog? Huskies.

Really? I don't think Whitney's not a fan either. He fucking hates huskies. He's racist. Yeah, something about them. He just sees them and they're all like, and he's like, Some of them have really intense eyes though, eh? He's like, they're looking right through me. I want all of our dogs to meet.

And mate. And mate. Who do you reckon is going to be the most dominant dog out of ours? Whitney. Yeah. The smallest one. Yeah, the smallest one. I have no doubt.

No doubt in my mind. And who's the bottom? Manny. Yeah. The smallest one. Yeah, the smallest one. I have no doubt. No doubt in my mind. And who's the bottom? Manny. Yeah. My dog. Manny looks like a bottom dog. You know, just kind of like... He's just going with the flow. That's his problem. Yeah, that's a bottom dog. So if he's like, everybody wants to hump me, alright, on you go. My dog got

humped by a big dog once, but he's too short. Like, the dog couldn't actually reach him. He was just being like straddled. Just ear fucking. Yeah, literally right above him. And he was just like, what the hell? a big dog once, but he's too short. Like the dog couldn't actually reach him. He was just being like straddled. Just ear fucking. Yeah, literally right above him. And he was just like, what the hell? He didn't move, but he was like. He's like, I can't really feel anything, but I'm good with it.

Yeah, I remember it traumatized me seeing two dogs having sex when I was younger. Like actually having sex? Yeah. Have you ever seen it? No. It's weird. Like because, so, you know, obviously. Why were you watching? No It's weird Like because So you know obviously Why were you watching?

No well I wasn't watching But I didn't know what was going on I was quite scared for them Because You know when a dog obviously Mounts another dog Like doggy style Yeah

And then once The penis Goes in And where? Barbs come out of it No that's cat dick Is that dog dick as well? Dog as well So then once The spbs come out of it. No, that's cat dick. Is that dog dick as well? Dog as well.

So then once the spurs come out of it, then eventually, like instead of the dog being like this, the dog ends up turning around. And so they're butt to butt, but they're connected. And they're like that for about 45 minutes to an hour. Until it goes down. Yeah. Oh, I hate that so much.

And I saw these two dogs. I was like, mum, why are these two dogs touching butts to butt? You wouldn't do it if that was how humans did it. You wouldn't do it. It takes all the romance out of it. Definitely takes the romance out of it. Women say they want it to last longer, but you don't want that. That's not what we mean.

Not butt to butt. That's kind of funny though. I just want to connect with you. Not like that. No. It's quite a compromising. Not butt to butt. That's kind of funny though. I just want to connect with you. Not like that. No. Quite a compromising position. Butt to butt. Yeah.

I've also seen a horse be jacked off as well before. To collect the semen. Cool man. Watch my neighbor do it. And then I also years later. It's like the same from Step Brothers And then also years later You guys ever seen a horse being jacked up

I watched that same neighbour Cut a horse's balls off Did you Yeah You've had a lot of life in your life Did you want to see these things No No

No I did not You didn't look away It's not something that was on my list. Right. And then also when I was like 12, I watched like 400 sheep have their balls cut off. No one can force you to watch 400. You sit there long enough. Like if you accidentally see one or two, 400 means you were interested.

I was helping. Where else was I going to look? We're getting closer to the truth now. No, like I didn't want to help, but that's what growing up on a farm is. I grew up on a farm. No, you didn't. I grew up on a lifestyle block. You did not.

It was two and a half acres. That is not a farm. I watched a cow get gutted. It was like a dad. It was my neighbor's. It wasn't at my house. It was literally just on the side of the fence. Oh, gutted.

Yeah, gutted. Gutted, bro. True story, though. I had horses. Oh, they're very sheltered upbringing by comparison. I had miniature horses, bitch. Oh, jealous. That's one thing we didn't have.

I always asked for them. She just had big horses with big mating. And big. No, we actually had ponies and they were quite cute. It was never our horses that were getting castrated. It was the neighbours. My dad never castrated his horses. They came already pre-castrated. No, he bought the ones with the biggest balls he could find.

Oh, pre-castrated. Yeah. You don't want the stallions running around. You don't ride the stallions. What are they for? Working. No, you cut their balls off. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, is it a stallion Until it loses its balls And then it's a gelding Gelding Yeah So do you like living In the city Bree?

How many things You've seen jacked off recently? I mean it feels safer here It's a fucking weird podcast eh Um See you guys tomorrow And they wonder Why I'm in therapy See you guys tomorrow. Half body. Half body. Half body. She at the half body. And they wonder why I'm in therapy.