ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 24th March 2026
Episode Date: March 24, 2026Bree's been digging through the boxes in her mum's house back in Australia and she's really discovering things about herself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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I'm having to the podcast, everybody.
So you cooked me with a cashew in my mouth.
Cachoo in your mouth.
100% my fault.
I put the cashew in there.
Oh, Bree's got something in her mouth, too.
Yeah, what are you both snacking?
I'm eating a donut.
Oh, glazed donut.
How did you get that from?
Yum.
My mom bought it to me.
That's a real police officer donut, that one, isn't it?
It is.
Yeah.
Big time.
How's everybody doing?
Claudia, why are you trying to get out of going to the Counting Crows tonight?
Oh, just like, it's getting too complicated.
to like get there with my dad who I was going to go with and just like I only know two songs so
oh does your dad want to bail too yeah he's the one who kind of like he's real busy
and I was like to be honest it's neither of our favorite bands nah that I'd go for literally
those two songs but I know that they're going to be at the end no you can't both guilt go
I know because then no one will enjoy it the burden of free tickets hey what um oh were they free
then definitely bail exactly um what are the two counting crow songs that you know the one from
Shrek, accidentally in love.
Yeah.
And then the cover that they did, the big yellow taxi.
Yeah.
Full stop.
That's it.
I was just thinking of another Counting Crow song, but it was actually a hoody in the blowfish song.
My friend's like, yeah, counting crows.
But then she actually was talking about Crow.
Oh, Mr. Jones.
Isn't that Aqua?
No.
Is that counting crows?
Yeah.
Mr. Jones and me.
Might be.
while you find that
how come I can't see the producers
because the cameras aren't working
They're putting new cameras in out there
Sorry
Speaking of bands
Yeah Mr Jones from the Counting Crows
Yeah what a banger
Are you playing it?
I was about to
Yeah Mr Jones from the Counting Crows
Oh shit
This is a shame
Are you going to miss
that.
Bugger.
And you're going to miss that one.
You're going to miss that one.
Round here.
Do you know that one?
No, I don't.
See, it's wasted on me.
Yeah, maybe I'll go.
Anyway, sorry, Bree, you were saying?
The Shall Allow one's good.
Speaking of.
No, after you.
Go, Bree.
Guys, I'm already dealing with bloody,
all the issues in the world over here.
Let me speak.
I'm just kidding.
Speak now.
Speaking of bands from that era.
I found this project.
My mum was like, here, you can take all this stuff home or throw it out.
And it was this project I did when I was 12.
And I had to write all these different, like answer all these different questions about myself.
Yeah.
One disturbing answer before I get to the other thing was, guess how tall I was when I was 12?
Five foot.
Six foot one.
In centimeters.
One hundred and seventy-two.
Hold on.
I'll do, hold on, I'll do this into feet.
At 12, 5 foot, 5 foot 5.
I think you're a giant.
I was full grown at 12, so you probably were too.
You're full grown at 12.
Yeah.
That was you at 12.
I've been the same height since I was.
You grew.
11?
Terrify.
I was.
You giant.
I was 170 centimeters.
Is that what I am now?
Is that what I am now?
I'm 172 centimeters if that's helpful.
Hey, oh my gosh.
So I was nearly the same height as Claudia.
Fuck, I nailed it.
170 centimetres is 5 foot 5.
And I said you were 5 foot 5.
1.7 is 5.
Another question.
It says 5.5.
Are you 5.5?
That's not true.
Same project was what was your favourite band?
And guess what my answer was?
Hootie and the Blowfish.
Nah.
Hanson.
Nah.
It's just so left of centre.
Oh, Ella's closer.
Puddle of mud.
either. Ella's real close, to be honest.
Lincoln Park.
My favourite band when I was 12,
according to this, was Creed.
Oh, yeah.
That tracks.
What kind of 12-year-old is into Creed?
The depressed one, obviously.
A really tall one.
But what the hell?
I don't ever really remember loving Creed that much.
Hold me now.
I'm six feet and I'm 12.
I'm a fucking giant.
Guys, I've got bad news.
I went to the vending machine to get myself a sweet treat
and I don't have any cash.
I was using the paywave thing.
It doesn't work.
The paywave on the vending machine's broken.
I didn't know the payout the vending machine still took cash.
I thought it was only exclusively paid.
I thought too.
Pretty sure it does, but either way, I've got nothing.
No sweet treat, no cash, no paywave.
eyes off my Healtharee's rice wheels.
Oh yeah, I'm really iron those up.
Did you bring your nuts work?
And yesterday's banana, which Ella's probably going to have to eat.
That'll really satisfy my cravings for chocolate.
I've got a passion fruit if you want.
No.
Who brings a passion fruit to work?
I got two soups.
She eats them like bloody apples.
Do you want to see me eat it?
I go,
Oh.
It's a full sensory experience.
It's like a 4D experience.
Actually, I want to, I want to, I want to, because I peel the insides and then eat it like a
ball sack.
Oh, all right.
It looks like a chicken.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't want to listen.
How do you know what that's like?
No, no.
Too visual and too yuck for the podcast.
Guys, it's lunchtime here and I'm starving.
Bree's in Australia.
Do we mention that?
Should we tell me where you are and they can come and see you?
Oh yeah, docks yourself.
Do we meet him greet.
Meet Bree at the Stanthorpe Cheese Factory at 7pm tonight.
Stanthor's time.
As we found out from small town big deal,
no one from this town knows me.
You need to do some strutton up the main street
Go do some handshaken
You should go and do a signing session for your book
Genius
We should sit you up
I know you're saying that to roast me
I'm not
And I don't find it funny
Is there a book shop in your town
We could do a Breeze book bargain
No they don't read where Breeze from
And I'm pretty sure they never sold the book here
So
Well
Clint
Yeah
I know Bree can't see this
But look
Oh fuck off with the passion fruit
I said no passion fruit
No passion fruit
It's okay we need to go anyway
I love passion fruit
Oh we need to go
We're actually going on the radio
Have a good life everybody
We'll see you on another podcast
Some other time
Some other time
Bye
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