ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 24th May 2023

Episode Date: May 24, 2023

What even is "rizz"? Clint tries to get a compliment circle going and we talk about some of the world's most charismatic people.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, is this the after party? Sure is. Bring any beers? Cheers. It's Brie and Clint's after party. I got the chips. Yeah, on this episode of the after party, Brie is eating the loudest food she could find. I love her mom.

You've been eating those chips for like 45 minutes. But also, is it the same bag from two days ago? Yeah, I rolled them up. They're still fresh. Can you take a break? Okay. And the ones in your hand, put them back in the bag. I can't put them back in the bag.

That's yuck. It's your bag. Nobody wants any of those chips. Nobody wants your two-day-old bag of chips. That is my bag. On this episode of the Br Bree and Clint After Party, we're going to discuss a youth saying that I know. That the youths are saying.

I get it and Bree doesn't. This blows me away. You're meant to be on the cool sayings. I'm the boring dad. Are you bringing a cool saying to us? Yeah. You all know what it is, Claudia. You're cool.

Hell's frozen over. What is it? Riz. Oh, God. Riz. Riz. Riz. is, Claudia. You're cool. Hell's frozen over. What is it? Riz. Oh, God. Riz. Riz. Riz. The Riz.

The Riz. There's a guy over there, he's got the Riz. He's got, um... Oh, man, I talked to this guy at the bar last night. I think I'm going to pash him. He's got the Riz. What is that? What does that mean?

I think you're doing the boomer thing and putting a the where there doesn't need to be a the. He's got riz. He's got riz. Residual. Riz. What does it mean? Riz. Sprinkle some riz on it.

You know? That guy's got riz. Why does it sound so uncool when you say it? You know Cam Mansell? He's got riz. Oh, yeah, he's got riz. Riz. He's got the riz. He's got the riz. He's got the Riz.

I love good Ritz. Do you guys have Ritz biscuits here? Oh, yeah. I love some Ritz. What do you think the Riz is? I know because I'm cool. Swag. Yeah, it is.

Yep. Yeah, nailed it. But why do they call it Riz? I have no freaking idea. You should try and figure it out because once I tell you, you'll be like, ooh. Riz. Riz. A guy who is charming at a bar has riz.

Charisma. She's got it. Still got it. He's got riz. I don't like that one. You don't like riz? No. It sounds gross.

It sounds weird. It sounds like jizz. Yeah. It definitely sounds like jizz. You know, why don't you say charisma? No It sounds gross It sounds weird It sounds like jizz Yeah It definitely sounds like jizz You know Why don't you say charisma Put some jizz on it I like the word

The word charisma is great It doesn't need changing The word charisma is great The word charismatic is great Yeah Arguably Saying someone has the riz Is the least charismatic thing

Yeah you don't have the riz If you're saying someone else has the Riz. Yeah. If you're using that term. I think, can I say, what do you think is the, in your opinion, what is the best compliment someone could give you? Ooh. There's a lot.

I'm thinking if someone said you were kind, someone said you were funny. Boring. Smart. You think those are boring? I'm joking. I'm thinking if someone said you were kind Someone said you were funny Boring Smart You think those are boring I'm joking I'm joking They are really nice compliments to get Repped You think that'd be at your top?

No I was just trying to do exciting ones If the other ones were boring I was joking It's been a while since I've received a compliment So Oh Clown Boo hoo Like if you heard I don't know, it's been a while since I've received a compliment. Oh, Clare.

Boo hoo. Like if you heard someone had given you a compliment, what would you hope they have said? It's just been so long since someone gave me a compliment. Oh, that's sad. What about you, Claudia? That's really sad. Let's move on.

Something about how smart and talented I am, but I get that a lot, so I'm used to it. Listen to it. I bet you don't get humble. Too many compliments coming this way. I'm going to make this really uncomfortable. Welcome to the compliment circle. No, that's not what I was getting at. Welcome to the compliment circle, everybody.

That's not what I was getting at. Welcome to the compliment circle, everybody. That's not what I was getting at. Oh, I'm already uncomfortable. Who would like to kick us off? Clint, I like the way that when you drink out of a cup or a bottle, you hold it with two hands. Oh, yeah, that's pretty fun. That's pretty fun. That's not a compliment.

Yes, I said I liked it. That's not a compliment. It's not a compliment. That is an insult. In the same way that I like Ella's art, I like the way you did that. The truth comes out finally. All right, the compliment cycle's cancelled. You guys are incapable of paying a compliment. I think one of the best compliments, this is what I was getting at, I think one of the best compliments you can get or give someone,

because I think it's a super rare compliment, is to say, oh, that person is so charismatic. I think it's a super rare compliment because there's not many people that I would say that about. Do you think charisma and big dick energy are the same thing? No. Don't you? Absolutely energy are the same thing? No. Don't you? Absolutely not. Don't you? Nah. Different thing.

Like, when I, okay, let's go around the circle. Oh, this is fun. Let's go around. This is not an awkward circle. Let's go around and name a person that you think is really charismatic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Easy. Easy. Jeremy

Wells. Great one. It's somebody who when you leave a conversation with this person. Very charismatic guy. You leave feeling good about yourself. Yeah. It's such a rare skill to have and to be able to pull it off without seeming forced or cheesy is the key to it. It's because he's so hot. That's why. So he's got.

But he's nice too. Yeah, but I'm just saying. Hot and nice. He doesn't seem cheesy or like. Yeah. It doesn't seem cheesy or forced because he is attractive. Yeah, that motherfucker. Claudia.

I can't think of anyone. This is hard. See? See what I mean? There's not many people. You can't think of anybody charismatic. Well, the parameters that you put on it. Have you met John Campbell?

No, I haven't, but he would be on the list. He's a charismatic guy. He's very charismatic. Hilary Barry's another one. Hilary Barry's charismatic. Very charismatic. You know who else is super charismatic? Why don't we just name the entire TVNZ newsroom?

Maddie McLean. Maddie McLean is very charismatic. Yeah. Lance Varley. Oozer's charisma. rooms. Maddie McLean. Maddie McLean is very charismatic. Lance Savali oozes charisma. If you've ever met him, you will get what I'm talking about, even just watching him. I think Lance Savali has BDE.

Yeah, but that doesn't mean that they have to go hand in hand. No, but doesn't that? Like, I think I know Lance, so I don't look at him like that. I look at him as very charismatic But not like B I don't think

BDE is not a cool thing to me Isn't it? Nah I don't have it so I don't know Like when I think of Guys that was your opportunity to go Yeah you do Oh sorry

Oh yeah Honestly Yeah Who else? Let's keep going Imagine I have any self-esteem, you know? I have actually a lot of self-esteem, so don't worry about it. You have the most self-esteem of, like, to be honest,

I wish I had some of your self-esteem. You have more self-esteem than a lot of people I know. Why are you making it sound like an insult? It's not an insult. I just said I wish I had some. It's not an insult at all. Was it a had some it's not an insult at all was it a compliment that's a compliment there you go that's a compliment the ego has landed see and then you do stuff like that and you're like you can't you're not allowed to take it back. It's small D-E. Small D-E.

S-D-E. S-D-E. Small dick energy. Energy is a funny thing, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, you know who else has a lot of... Res? Yeah, a lot of... No, I'm not saying that.

A lot of charisma is Kimberly Crossman. Oh, she's got the res. Oozes it. Yeah. Has heaps of charisma. Also because she's hot. I've got one. Hannah Waddingham. Oh, yes. She's got the res. Oozes it. Yeah. Has heaps of charisma. Also because she's hot. I've got one. Hannah Waddingham.

Oh, yeah. Heaps of charisma. Ted Lasso, the manager. Oh, I love her. Yeah, she got so much. I hope she ends up with the Dutch guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's on tonight.

Yeah. Yeah, Claude, you got one? Georgia Lyons. Georgia Lyons. Uber amounts of charisma. She's so cool. It, it's on tonight. Yeah. Yeah, Claude, you got one? Georgia Lyons. Georgia Lyons. Uber amounts of charisma. She's so cool. It's because she's talented. Yeah, talent comes into it for sure.

And she's lovely. Yeah. Yeah, maybe it's when you're super talented and you're real humble about it and nice. We're giving out a lot of compliments on this podcast. Yeah. Who else? I love this game. Try to think of more international people.

Oh, yeah. Okay. So let's go outside of New Zealand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but you don't have to have met them. Like, you can tell Hannah Waddingham has heaps of charisma. Oh, okay. You know?

George Clooney. Really? Yeah. Leonardo DiCaprio, yes. Yeah. Well, yeah. I watched – Why are you – you haven't named one woman.

No, we're not going to move until you name a woman. Hannah Waddingham. No, I named her. You have to name one. Katy Perry. And I say that because I've met her. Oh, yeah. Fair enough. I reckon Drew Barrymore would have a I've met her. Oh, yeah. Fair enough.

I reckon Drew Barrymore would have a lot of charisma. She charmed the pants off me so much that I couldn't speak. Really? Yeah, but was that her charisma or her looks? Bit of both. Bit of both. Yeah. A lot of one.

Who did you say, Claude? Drew Barrymore. Drew Barrymore oozes charisma. That's a great one. And Kelly Clarkson, heaps of charisma. Yeah. claude drew barrymore drew barrymore oozes charisma that's a great one and kelly clarkson heaps of charisma yeah i watched a um video of uh like a clip from a podcast on instagram just this week of these australian podcasters and one of them talks about uh the time she turned down leonardo dicaprio and Oh, I've seen this, yeah.

Have you seen it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an amazing story. Yeah. She's at some event, and I don't know why she's famous, but she was in the same – she was in the – I think she was on The Bachelor. Oh, is that what it is?

Okay, so she's at a party and Leo's there. Oh, no. Which – do you remember what her name is? No. It's not Steph Clare Smith, is it? Yes, it is. Steph Clare Smith. Yeah, she's famous for-

She's got a fitness program. Yeah, she's got a business where she does heaps of fitness stuff. Massive entrepreneur these days. Beautiful woman. Stunning. And she was at this party in Leonardo DiCaprio. It kind of reveals how he does what he does. He was talking to her and he's like,

oh, I'd love to get your number so that I could take you out to dinner. Right. And she said, I've actually just, at the time she had just started dating the person who she goes on to marry. Marry, yeah. So she had strong feelings for this person,

strong enough that she turned down dinner with Leonardo DiCaprio. And she said, he said, I'd love to get your number. And she lied and said, oh, I actually don't have a SIM card. We've just arrived. They don't actually have a SIM card. So I can't give you my number because I don't have one.

Awkward. Awkward. Because you know as Leonardo DiCaprio that you're being fobbed off. Yeah, 100%. Anyone would know. And it would be a rare, it would probably make him want to date her more.

Absolutely. He would so rarely get fobbed off. Yeah, it'd make her even hotter to him. She said her drunk friend came over and went, no, you've got a phone number. Oh, no. Awkward. That is awkward.

Yeah, he's got the riz. Did I name a woman? Yeah, I did. Katy Perry. All right. That was a fun game. It was a fun game. Next week, compliment circles.

Yeah, and if anyone ever wants to give me a compliment, I mean, if you want to slide into my DMs and just say I'm really charismatic, that'd be great. That was so not a charismatic thing to do. Please. And that's why I need people to lie to me and to message me. I can see you leaving me over here to drown in my own awkwardness. Normally you're the awkward one on the show, so take it away.

All right, you can eat the rest of your chips now. Brian Clint. Can I have a chip Clint Enjoy the other podcast See you tomorrow I'm coming in Well howdy pilgrims How's it going