ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 24th November 2025

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

Producer Claud is making Christmas plans, and Clint's got the GOSS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. Hi, everybody. It's one month till Christmas Eve. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Which works both ways. It's one month till Christmas Eve.

And it's the eve of being one month until Christmas Eve. Oh, that's fun. Is that a double entendre? It is, but I didn't mean it to be. I just realized it as I was saying. I don't like to think about how looming Christmas is, because I've done nothing to prepare. I'm trying.

I'm not even like, I haven't even thought about it. What do you need to do? Buy some presents. Presents. Who do you have to buy for? What does your family do? Actually, my family's overseas this Christmas, so maybe I could get out, Scott free.

And you're not hosting anybody? No. I'm having my first orphan Christmas. Oh, yeah. Can you guys invite Claudia to your Christmases? Is your whole family going overseas without you? Well, my brother's here, but everyone else is going. And they did say I could come, but I had to pay for myself.

You're like, nah. I don't like you pay for myself much. No. You knew only, Claude, you could have come and hang out with me. I would have invited you, but I'm not yet. You could come hang out with me, but I'm going to be in Australia. Oh, damn it, that's true. Clint. Clint?

We'll be home. Wow. How awkward. Quite a lot of people, though, like... I'll blend right in then. Yeah. There you go, Claude. You can go to Clint's for Christmas.

My dad will call you Lucy. Oh, hell yeah. Because I'm a blonde, white woman. It's because you're a woman. I either call you Lucy or Lizzie, my brother's wife. I mean, Finn, is Lizzie and Lucy? Pretty confusing for your dad. Or Lana, my sister.

You'll get one of those friends. Oh, my name's not far. No wonder your dad's confused. And don't tell him you're a lesbian because they were really... What would your dad say, you're rigged? I was just going for the L alliteration again, but he would have questions. I'm a loser. I can just picture the look on your dad's face.

A lesbian. What? My dad's sick and so like, does that mean? I remember when I took my dad, my dad, great person. He's not Humboldic person. No, no, no. He just wears his questions on his sleeve. He also is from the boomer generation

And as we know Like we love boomers Absolutely But you know They weren't exposed to the same things as us No and sometimes they Say things That might not be the most appropriate

I'll never forget the day I took dad To Mike Peru's house Oh shit So for people listening that don't know who Mike Peru is Can I say? Yeah He was the first radio broadcaster in New Zealand to come out on here.

Oh, wow. So it was quite a big deal. And because of that, and because he did it in the mid-2000s, he was the poster boy for gay people in the media, you know? Yeah. And also, Mike is very gay. When you meet Mike, he's very gay. Lovely.

And I love, like, he's, he's, I've known him for a long, long time. And I took my dad to Mike's house for the rugby one time. Oh, no. And it was Mike. Mike's partner, and they were both coming to the All Blacks, and I thought, oh, because they live down the roofmust. I was like, well, we'll swing in for a drink, and then we can all walk there together.

And Mike had two of his gayest friends staying over. And they could tell that my dad was a bit shell-shocked. Like, he probably had never really been in a situation with that many gay men. No, he would never have been, no. And Dad was like, oh, you fellas all come into the rugby too, are you? and they could sense he was a bit nervous and the two guys that were visiting went now he's going to stay here and stick on some gay porn on the TV

what did your dad do that's cool that's cool I was like guys you're being mean to him don't be mean to him okay gay men love that stuff he's doing his best how do we get here Oh yeah, Claudia isn't anywhere for Christmas

Go to Mike's house I will, go watch Gay Pornwood Hell yeah, that sounds like a good Christmas to me You can join my fan I'm not there I go visit Ella's family and she's not there I mean you're welcome to come to Stanthor That actually was being cute

For a little Stanthor Christmas How many Christmases I can go to on the day Yeah, go on Christmas hot You've got to Stanthorpe you can go to one max True Maybe I won't do that, it's not good for my number But do you want quality over quantity? Nah, I usually get that, so I'll spice it up this year.

Quantity over quality. That is fair. Well, it's quite a drive to my place. Oh, fine, I won't go to your house. It's quite a drive to Stairthorpe, too, to be honest. Fine, I won't go to your house either. Hey, have you still got a ticket going for RNA? Yeah?

Do you want to come? Yeah, I think I'm going to come with you. Oh, hell yeah. Are you guys fucking kidding? What? I just pulled out. And now you want to go? Did you?

I just pulled out on Friday. Hey, well, isn't it nice to know that? Oh no, wait, wait, we did know that. Yeah. But I didn't make this decision based on that. If you're interested in a DJ, I know an open spot. I should, yeah, get back on the decks. The what?

The deck. Oh, sorry, the DX. Yes, thank you. Please, please remember your regional accent. Yeah, I forgot. All right. Anyone got anything else? Anyone got any other gay shit to talk about?

I've got so much. But I won't. Okay. Yeah. I will abstain. Oh, I've got Goss. I can't say it on here. Why not?

Oh, you can't do that. I can tell you guys, but I can't say it. Thanks everyone for listening. Like and subscribe. Yeah, we're going to go. Sorry, work awaits. We're going to go. Okay.

What's the cost? Okay, tell us the call. So when we're at Mike Peru's house. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. Play Z-M's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on Z-M.