ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 24th October 2023

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

This may be the one that finally gets this podcast cancelled - we're back with very personal confessions that probably should never have been the light of day. A warning for some gross chat hahaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Welcome to the after party everybody It's Brie and Clint and Ella and Claudia Yink Skrrt Deb Slate Brie

Brie Queef Perfect Love it Both my kids have got COVID Yay Oh yeah COVID Are they okay? They're okay They're okay It's pretty hard watching your kids Love it. Both my kids have got COVID. Yay! Oh, yeah. COVID.

Are they okay? They're okay. They're okay. It's pretty hard watching your kids get this. I found myself getting angry at the virus and the entire thing, and I started being like, how dare whoever started this virus infect my children with this, when in reality they've just got a virus

It was Guy Sebastian by the way You can blame him It was Guy Sebastian With the gummy vitamins How dare you Accuse Australia's golden boy Well if he didn't start it I wouldn't blame him

The angels that brought him here I heard it was Tom Hanks Nah he was second No he was the first to catch it The first famous person to catch it Oh Yeah Why? Why is Guy Sebastian patient zero? He was in Wuhan nah he was no he was the first to catch it the first famous person to catch it oh yeah why

why is Guy Sebastian patient zero he was in Wuhan he was in Wuhan was he yeah you should google it it wasn't Guy Sebastian

obviously but it's a funny conspiracy I've never heard that one it just means you can channel your anger into Guy Sebastian into lovable celebrity Guy Sebastian

wait is bats was that a joke or not? No, it's a bat virus. It comes from a bat. It's a virus that made the leap from bats to human beings. A bat virus mutated in some way to jump across to humans. No, I was just confirming. Who are you?

I don't know if this was a Guy Sebastian, ha, ha, ha, ha, bat. Wait, wait, how do you say his name? Guy Sebastian. Guy Sebastian. She says Guy Sebastian. No, I, ha, ha, bat. Wait, wait, how do you say his name? Guy Sebastian. Guy Sebastian. She says Guy Sebastian. No, I think that's what she thought the joke was. Bat. She's injecting the word bat.

Oh, okay, so his name normal? Guy Sebastian. You were so unsure. I love that we're almost four years into the COVID virus and you're just asking the back question now. Yeah, fuck me. Just roll with it. I get it.

Whatever happens, happens. There was a lot happening. No, there was fuck all happening. No, there wasn't, Claudia. It was the only thing that was happening. Yeah, but there was a lot of things around that. So you don't have time to dwell on it and go, is that real?

Because you're too busy panic buying toilet paper. Well, i am grateful that this is the first time that my kids have had covid that's amazing they've gone this long yeah that is crazy yeah and i will be just a warning for you guys i will be fucking insufferable if i make it through without catching it again like if i don't i'm testing daily because i don't want to come in here and get you guys sick. Yeah. And I'm testing every day.

If I get through them, my two children, who want to hug and kiss me, if I get through it and not get COVID this time. Well, then we know that your kids don't love you. No, they aren't. I'm joking. No, they're hugging and kissing me. Didn't your wife get it recently and you didn't get it?

Yes. Interesting. Claudia, that was such a good bird from you. But obviously you guys were keeping your distance on purpose this time. On purpose. Since the virus broke out, the safety, we've been keeping our distance.

There was a brief intermission to create my two-year-old. But that was business. And we did that at distance too. Not pleasure, business. Yeah. We put one of those spit screens between us that they have at the cashier's tills. That was so weird. Yeah.

Mate, you should have. Yeah. That's what she said. Yeah. No, I think she was like, we should do it like this more often. Keep that more. She made me wear a COVID mask so I looked less recognisable. We're not going to yuck anyone's yum.

If that's what you're into. I'm not yucking anyone's into doing it with a COVID mask on. 100%. There's people that are into everything under the sun. You think of it, someone's into it. What do you think is the weirdest thing you can think of? And let's discuss if someone would be into it. Earwax.

Oh. Yeah, 100%. That'd be people. Mate, people are into. I'm a yum yucker and that is yum. No, that's not yum. Have you guys, do you guys know who Kevin Rudd is? Yeah.

Former Prime Minister of Australia, Kevin Rudd. Australian Ambassador to the United States. There's a video of him in Parliament. I think it's in Parliament or it's somewhere where he's in the background of someone else talking. So this guy, I can't remember if he was Prime Minister at the time or not. Anyway, the videos are him sitting behind whoever's on camera

and I don't think he thinks he's in the shot and the shot is him. He like puts his finger into his ear and then he eats it. No. I wonder what that would even taste like. No. Kevin's Rudd's earwax. Could someone for purposes, scientific purposes, who wants to taste their earwax?

Have you never tasted your earwax? No. Oh, you've got to give it a taste. How come you've tasted it? Because I was curious. What the fuck? I don't eat my own earwax.

That's just one of those things you do all the way back to... Do you remember that Nokia phone that had the pull-up aerial and it was real thin and it had a plastic but at the end it was like... You're not going to say what I think you're going to say. You don't need to say anything else and what

and then you would eat it no what does it taste like I wouldn't no fuck what does it taste like if this is not a safe space if this is not a safe space

I will never be honest with you again I didn't say I was asking what it tasted like no you said and then you would eat it and you

that's I asked you no I asked you I said and then would you eat it? I didn't accuse you. God. I am.

Not me. Don't look at me. They're the ones judging. I said nothing. I don't care that you're an earwax eater. I don't care. Yeah, we've tasted it. What does it taste like?

It's bitter. Yeah, it's sour. Yeah, it's yucky. I really want to taste it now, just so I know. Go for it. It's repulsive. It is truly repulsive. I feel like it'd be yuck.

Would you rather eat your boogers or your earwax? Boogers Really? Because I mean I've tasted my boogers before Did I know something when I did a really It tastes like nothing Boogers taste like nothing Just remember how much you've judged Clint

And then say what you want to say Oh yeah Old liquor sniffer over there You were the loudest to yell at me just before What have you done? Okay so it's on Saturday If you say drunk your own ways I'm going to

No no no Better or worse than that So I've got like a bit of a sniffly nose And I was out in the garden What have you done? Okay, so it's on Saturday. If you say drunk your own wheeze, I'm going to... No, no, no. Better or worse than that? So I've got like a bit of a sniffly nose, and I was out in the garden, and it just all came out all of a sudden, like in a big gloop. Oh, no. Just randomly.

I've never done this before. Oh, I feel sick. I sucked it. Into your mouth? Into your mouth. Sucked it into my mouth, and spat it out on the ground. And then I said,

that's the disgustingest thing you've ever done. Bruce Gaggin. I'm sorry, everybody. You're fucking yuck. I don't know where we found her. I need to teach you. I don't know what we did to deserve her. Do you guys do the Bushman blow?

I need to teach you the Bushman blow. I reckon it's the best thing My dad ever taught me What the hell Is that where you Close one nostril Country people do it All the time So yeah

But it's a real art It's a real art So it's kind of like You cover one nostril And then you kind of Have to throw your head To the side That you're

So it'll be like Get the velocity Behind it And it gets the velocity Where none gets on you And that's the art. And then you go to the other side. Can you imagine the wholesome family lesson when Bree's dad took her out to the bush for this?

She goes, all right, today's the day. All right, Brianna. Do not blow your nose this morning. Whatever you do, I want you nice and full. To be honest, I don't think he ever told me. I just picked it up from, you know, shadowing him. Yeah. Copying everything.

Next time you do it, take Ella with you. I'll take Ella. I'm telling you. It's the best thing I'll ever teach you. She's liable to catch it in her hand. You know what else? That's disgusting. I don't usually eat my own snot.

That was the first time. Sorry. I don't usually eat my own snot. Sure. You make your earwax. Take Claudia. Ella doesn't eat her own snot and Clint doesn't eat his earwax. What do you do? What do you not

eat? I don't eat meat. You're the worst vegetarian I've ever met, by the way. I got really depressed in lockdown and I was like, I'm not going to limit myself anymore. Fair enough. Sometimes I'll have white meat, but I still think red meat is disgusting. Mate, you're doing more for the planet than

most of us. I don't even care. What the fuck is she doing for the planet she's a vegetarian she is not she is she's a vegetarian more often than you and i are i'm gonna do what i want to tear in yeah and i am not doing it for the environment i'm doing it because meat is gross yeah it makes gross but also the environment thank meat's gross. But also the environment. Thank you. But not the environment. What the fuck is the environment, Claudia? Wait, do you do it for the environment or not? Nah. It's a byproduct. You do it for the animals. Yeah, sure. It's a byproduct.

Yeah, sure. Wait, why do you... Because I chewed a steak too long when I was 12 years old and then I never wanted to eat meat again. Is that why? I also care about animals. That is true. You do. I know you as a person. You care a lot about animals. That's how it started. She cares a lot.

What the fuck? And then it was sheer stubbornness that kept me on the train. That's what I would believe with you. You are stubborn. You're not stubborn. No I'm not. Yes I am. Me calling Claudia the worst vegetarian is probably enough to motivate her to go full vegan. Honestly right now I'm like, oh, okay.

Yeah, how dare he. But that's okay. All right, let's get out of here, everybody. I'm off to eat some broccoli. You go eat some broccoli. Ella, you go eat some nose oysters. I'm off to eat some pocahontas. Perfect.

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