ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 24th October 2025
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After party, duh.
Party time, especially for Ella, who's hanging on for grim death.
I've never seen her in a better mood.
It's because we're doing mornings these last couple of days,
and it really doesn't agree with Ella.
We challenged her a couple of weeks ago to a morning of getting up on time
and sending us a video of her showered and ready for the day by 7.30 each day.
Yeah.
And she was like, no way, man.
which I thought was stupid.
Now seeing this, I genuinely don't think she could do it.
I'm just putting this on.
Like, this is just fully, I feel shit.
You look like the girl from the grudge.
I was about to say the same thing.
Or the ring.
The ring.
You know the girl from the ring.
Just not for me.
What's the girl's name in the ring?
Samara.
Samara.
The Mara.
I don't know.
People say that you can get used to it.
You can become a morning person.
You don't even have any responsibilities.
You could have slept all day yesterday.
Yeah, I kind of did.
Jesus.
And then Ryan was like, my husband, he was like, let's go for a walk.
Come on.
God.
I snapped at him.
No, walk is the right thing to do.
We did it at night in the head.
Tiredness can't hit a moving target.
I was boasting earlier in the show.
But shit, I kicked goals yesterday.
Same.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, because our lifestyle completely changes when you do the morning show.
Claudia and I went to the gym, did a solid session for an hour and a bit at the gym.
What's Claudia's strength like at the moment?
Pretty good.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, considering you've never done weights before.
We do upper or lower body.
We did a full body.
We did a full body ses.
You hit the whole thing.
I don't believe in doing like just arms or just flanks.
Who came up with that?
Yeah, leg day.
Yeah.
Like who came up with that though?
But you wouldn't be doing just arms.
You'd be doing buys and chess.
Yeah, but that's either upper body or lower body.
Well, it's so that you can train every day
and then also give that part of your body time.
to recover. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, what a load of bullshit. I just do it all
at once and not, like, put that much stress on one part of my body. So the theory is you
stress it to the max. So you're stressing your body at the gym. Yeah, but see, people like
Claudia and I, we don't want to grow our muscles. We just want to tone. So I feel like it's
different. I want huge thighs. No, Claudia, what was your thing? You're like, I want big biceps.
I want a box gap. And I was like, well, we got to do some bicep curls in. And then I
cried. And then she was like, I don't like this one.
I know she did well she did well
guys I got the quote for my driveway
oh no
so I'm fantasizing about a new driveway
I need a new driveway
I hate my driveway
what remind me what it looks like
it's cobblestones but they're all
unlevel and they don't drain
and so they've all got moss
and weeds growing through them
they are a bit slippery
well the asphalt bit is a bit slippery
anyway
and so what do you want do you want concrete
I just want a concrete driveway, yeah.
Yeah.
How much?
Do you want to guess?
10.
25.
15.
The quote for my new driveway, which came back yesterday.
And bear in mind I've only had one quote from one company.
Yeah, you've got to get more than one.
$57,000.
Holy shit.
Wow.
That's no way.
And I, as someone who's inexperienced at purchasing driveways.
I can't tell if I just have no idea what driveways cost
Or if this guy came over, took one look at me
And when this guy doesn't know jack shit about driveways
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, he'd be
Look, would it be, I reckon it'd be around about right
Do you?
No, yeah, no one is like because people know these days
Especially when it comes to those things
That you're gonna go and get a quote from someone else
And I told him I was
Yeah
So I think
Yeah, it could be on the bit more expensive side.
But it's not going to be drastically outside the ballpark.
Would you change your mind from concrete to like some pavers or like the two concrete lines?
No, I've got papers. I've got two, I've got papers in this shit.
Change it to the stuff that my parents have.
It's quite nice.
What's that?
It's like rocks.
No, I can't because I'm on a slope.
They'll all wash away.
You could do nice cobblestones, but just get it like, would sure just start.
I reckon it would still be tens of thousands of dollars.
So it has to be concrete.
Is it impacting your life that much?
Like, not at all.
Then why?
Why I have an option?
Only visually.
Yeah, if it's only impacting your life visually.
Yeah, there's so many other things.
You know?
Like, I'd much rather other stuff.
Is it the car on the cobbles that you mostly don't like?
No, it's just visual.
Well, you should park on the road and then install a little train
and then you can train on the little train up your driveway.
How fun.
I have no idea why I didn't think of that.
Yeah, that's brilliant.
You sell your house, buy a new house.
Give us your house.
That too.
That too.
It's a bit far out.
You could come closer.
Anyway.
No, I'm not moving.
Take the kids out of this.
Wait, move the house closer to the road.
No.
Moving costs a lot of money to move.
Move the house closer to the road.
That's not a bad idea either, Claude.
Shorten the driveway by moving the house closer to the street.
Or do you have to put the road closer to your house.
Learn how to fly.
I like Ella's one, yeah.
Learn how to fly a helicopter and you don't need the driveway.
There's so many of a helicopter.
What if I lease my driveway to Auckland Transport and use it as a thoroughfare?
And then they have to resell the driveway.
That's good.
If you put some grass around it, you could rent it out for like grazing.
You put grass in there.
Clover.
There's a great ideas.
Anyway, if anyone's a driveway expert, can they get in the group and I'll show you my quote?
Friend of mine's dad used to lay driveways.
That's what you need to do.
Yeah, for like 30 years.
30 years of just retired like a couple years ago.
And I'm so gutted because I was like, oh, God.
Get him around in my place.
Would have been good to get him to do mine.
Oh, he's retired.
He's retired.
He could do a friend's yard.
Do you in the other room?
Yeah, do driveway people do mates rates?
It feels like a very hard job.
I would not be doing mates rates.
I love concrete.
I said no one ever.
I don't know.
I fucking love it.
Yeah.
And then they lay it and then they flatten it out.
I do like it when they're screeding it.
And driving on a new road.
It's nice.
Yeah.
It's real nice.
Can we do some content around a bus?
I've always wanted to drive a bus.
Someone needs to wake up.
Sorry, no.
Geez, I feel tired.
What do you want to do with a bus?
I want to drive it.
I want to go, all of us take a bus little...
Do you want to move that bus?
Yes.
Yeah.
We could do a bus.
We could do something like a party bus situation.
I mean, yeah, sure, anything.
Why are you looking at me?
I don't want to organise it.
Okay, fine, I will.
As we've learned this week, the hosts,
are capable of organising their own things,
as we saw from Fletchhorn and Haley,
organizing their own trip.
That was a personal holiday.
It would be more responsibility.
Clint made a point that the producers didn't even organise that.
Stop trying to get out of doing your job.
It's not my job.
It's literally your job description.
She's trying to motivate us to do her job.
Literally your job description.
Fine, I'm never talking on air ever again.
That's your job.
Technically, that's in your job description too.
I've never actually seen my job description.
You should probably have a look at it.
It'll probably say when required.
yeah trust me they cover everything i've done your job so i know what's in your job description
as well you didn't do it as well claudia if you ever take a complaint to take it whoa take it to someone
who gives a fuck okay hey clint guess what what you know that grumpy email you sent to zdm
oh yeah you got to come clean about this that was my car that's elis car oh it wasn't a grumpy
email from clint oh it's not grumpy no sorry i take that back good morning i'm parked in the
ZM promo vehicle spot due to a
rando being in one of the breakfast parks
I'm the rando
Oh you're the rando
Oh well you were welcome to park there
Why did Cordia send the message that she sent
Because I didn't know whose car it was
And that was the spot I packed in yesterday
And I just assumed everyone would park in the same spot
And so I was like well if I'm taking someone else
I'm so confused I parked in the same park
Yeah why didn't everyone just park in the same park
Because someone took mine
And so I was like well I'll just park in this one
God no one gives a shit about this
Who's listening right now
Well I just wanted to come clean because I felt awkward
Yeah, no, that's good of you.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, everyone.
Cool car, ma'am.
Really?
I was like, oh no, some Uber Eats driver's on a car park.
Yeah, it does look very Uber Eats drivery.
Hey, it's a hybrid.
It's hybrid.
It's good.
It's your husband's car.
And that way he knows that you're not with him for his money.
You should see his parents.
It's not a superficial relationship.
once you see that car
although I wouldn't say no to some money
from anyone
neither I've got a $57,000
drive by how I need to buy
Just lay it yourself
I'll link the give a little in the bio
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah why don't you lay it yourself
That's the best joke of total morning
You know you know
This is the audacity of me
This is the same as that
That trend where it was like
Text your mail friend and ask him if he thinks he could land a plane
And when I got the quote, I was like, well, maybe I should just do it myself.
Have you seen that thing off the back of the plane thing where someone, the question is,
if you were on a plane and someone's like, the pilots passed out or died,
who here can land a plane?
And so two people put their hand up, a man and a woman, who do you trust to land the plane?
Oh, who do you trust?
Yeah, who do you pick?
Like, if the majority of the plane had to pick.
Is the woman a pilot?
Is the man a pilot?
I feel like, this is one of those trick questions where they're like,
it shows that you, like, have got like...
Most people, most people...
Internalize misogyny?
Most people, all the women picked the woman,
and then some of the men in the group picked the woman as well.
Because they reckon a woman is always normally,
overqualified for a job
that she'll put her hand up for
whereas a man
Oh so this is just choosing from the people
who were willing to put their hand up
Just so yes
Just two people have put their hand up
And yeah who are the people on the plane choosing
I wouldn't do it based on gender
I'd do it based on looking at them
Would you?
Yeah I don't know if I can't know any of their skills
Yeah let's say you don't
I would visually judge them
Yeah
And I would look at them and I'd go
Me too probably
looks more capable, which is such a bullshit thing.
What does plain capability look like in a person?
What if they just look like, say it was, say they look like you and I?
Um, this is, you know, this is something that we could test.
We could go on a simulator.
I reckon I would, I would fucking wipe the floor with you.
Yeah, Clint would get cocky.
Yeah, you'd get too cocky, whereas I would be.
Calm and collect.
I know, I probably wouldn't, but I'd be.
so stressed that I'd be so, like, hyper-focused.
You know, I'm sick of this shit.
I'm sick of this shit.
You give it to us.
We're giving it to you.
Oh, here we go.
He can dish it out, but he can't take it.
Here we go.
Have you mean, cry?
You don't think I could lay a driveway.
You don't think I could lay a plane.
What do you land a plane?
What do you think I could do?
I don't think you could lay your wife.
He doesn't.
I could do all those three things better than you.
Have a good long weekend, everybody.
See on Tuesday.
How?
Five, six, five, six, seven and eight.
Kind of.
Clint's crying now.
No, I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
He's actually, he's at enough.
I'm fucking sick of it, okay?
Guess what?
You got three days to harden the fuck up.
A little baby.
Get some concrete in you.
Like your concrete driveway.
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