ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 24th September 2025

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

We're playing a game of sickness musical chairs - today's cast is a rare formation of just Clint and Producer Claud! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After party, duh. I'm back, bitch. That's how you want to start it? Yeah, and Bree's gone, bitch. And so's Ella. Bitch. Bitch. Yeah.

But Claudia's here. Bitch. Bitch. I saw a post on our, I don't go on Facebook much, but. Yeah, you're detoxing from the app, so? No, not well, but I just don't use Facebook really. But I have been on a few times recently, and I looked in our Facebook group. Do you see the comment about someone saying that they noticed that these podcasts were noticeably longer while I was away?

Yeah, I did notice that. Yep. And they were pro. They were like. Oh, yeah. They're brainclint expert mode. Kick Clint out and just yap. But my issue is I'm not a link.

I don't have an issue with length. I just have an issue with quality over quantity. Yeah, but you get bored at different topics to us. Like we'll be invested and you're like, no. But then you have the button. So you're like, we're done. Yeah, yeah. Whereas you like to talk about like daylight savings and...

Oh, fuck off. Don't tell me with that brush. You do. You love daylight savings. And you love... This weekend, eh? Oh, next... Oh, yeah, we'll be this weekend.

This weekend, yeah, yeah. Because last week you said nine days till daylight savings, guys. Because I've got to post a video about daylight savings. Fuck, I am a daylight savings guy. Oh, no, you're a daylight savings guy. Are you a trains guy? No. No, I don't have autism.

Oh, I love trains. I don't have autism. I get genuinely excited when I see, like, train. When I get to stop at the level crossing, the little bars go down and the things are going, bing, bing, bing, bing, and the train goes in front of me. I'm thriving. Can you imagine, can you imagine if you were, this is the news thing, and it's loosely related to autism, not trains.

But can you imagine you're the CEO. And Jimmy Kimmel said this today in his monologue, too. You're the CEO of Tylenol, which is Pannadol in America. And you're just minding your own business. going about your day, providing pain relief to people. And then out of fucking nowhere, Donald Trump is like, Tylenol causes autism. You're like, what the fuck?

What? No. What? That's such a, I don't know enough about it. Like, I haven't looked at, I've only seen the headlines. But I'm like, what a weird connection to make. Like, obviously everyone's like, this is not even true. Like, why is this the hell you want to go up?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't want to get political, but it's the politics of distraction. I was going to say, is it a distraction? It's like, talk about this. What should we be looking at? The fucking Epstein files. Oh, but there's, you know, that's ongoing.

They're going to happen eventually, I don't know. Yeah, they'll happen when the next person goes in. I always feel like I'm quite well versed in things until it's time to talk about it. And then I'm like, I think I actually don't know a lot. Which, you know what? If you don't, it's good to just shut up. Yeah, fair. A lot of people just go on.

Yeah. And this, and they said this one. They didn't. I like to go, I don't know enough to comment. but But here's my comment But now that I've said that I'm going to say something fucking wild

Yes I'm just excused whatever I say next I used to work in news radio It's the same as no offence but And you're like What are you about to say Those shoes are fucking ugly But you're so disgusting

I used to work in news radio So like knowing the news was my job And I was all over it But I think now that that's not necessarily my job I'm like You're anti-news I'm just not as invested You know?

Yeah, it's fair. It just feels like work and I'm not getting paid to do it. Yeah, you've got news burnout. Absolutely. Everybody got news burnout after COVID. That's why no one watches the news anymore. True. Which is a problem.

I actually love watching the news, but I don't get home in time. They have it on demand. I'm not doing that. Live only. That's part of the experience of watching the news is you watch it live and then you turn it off when the sport comes on. What? I don't like the sports news.

It's almost exclusively why I watch the news. You'd probably, oh. Nah, you'd miss it. It's like, you'd be home in time, but you wouldn't. On demand. No. I don't do that. You know, I heard of crazy, this is crazy to me as a child who grew up in the 90s.

First of all, it crazy to me that it still is a thing for kids. I found out my niece, who's seven, watches What Now? Really? Is that still going? Yeah, and Good on. That's awesome. I'm not trying to be rude to What Now. Rott Now is as an institution.

And if you don't know what it is, it's like Blue Peter or... It's like a kid's variety show. Kids variety, weekend morning show. show that we all grew up on but I just thought the iPad kids would just watch Netflix and iPad kids stuff and K-pop Demon Hunters. Yeah. But anyway

my niece is watching What Now. She's going to be on What Now. That's awesome. That is awesome. Oh that was like the childhood dream. But then I said to her mum I said when does she watch What Now? And she goes on Sunday mornings. Oh great she goes, no. So kids are watching What Now? On Demand.

It's a whole new world out there. That's a whole new world. You'll be proud of me. You know how you guys got me a TV for my birthday? Yeah. I used it three times this week, including the weekend. So that was last week. What are you watching?

I watched a movie. And then I watched a TV show. What movie? I watched, what's it called? Uh-oh, the story's cracking. It's Mark Wahlberg. The lie is falling apart. Oh, okay.

Blue Water Horizon. Okay. Yeah. It was great. You could literally say any movie. I wouldn't be able to quote it. in it. Well, I think that's what it's called.

Except Happy Gilmore 2, which I watched on the weekend. I'm not going to watch Happy Gilmore 2. I need Bree to be back here so I can tell her that she's wrong about Happy Gilmore being a shit movie. Happy Gilmore 2. This is going to be prime time tomorrow. It's such a great movie. Is it actually a great movie or was it an enjoyable movie?

I don't know. Maybe I was in a weird headspace. I found it very funny. When he kills his wife accidentally in the opening scene. I haven't seen her. I can't relate. I haven't even seen the first one His wife was the mum from Modern Family

Oh, I know her Yeah I've maybe seen that show Modern Family I've seen a bit of it Surely you've seen Modern Family A little bit of it I really don't watch TV

Yeah right What do you do Just scroll Nah Hang out with my flatmates Walk my dog Tide in my room I have to do that every couple of days

What do when you're alone A bit quick Masty Yeah But then after that what do you do These all I listen to a lot of music While I'm like doing other things That's a joke guys

Yeah it's a joke What's that scene from Did you watch Peep Show No you didn't watch anything Fuck why I'm asking that I'm like you but the TV version I've seen a lot of movies

I've seen shit all TV Yeah right Okay, well then I don't know if I've got anything to talk about We've got nothing in common Oh no, I like daylight savings too What's coming? Oh wait, no, I like daylight savings ending You're going to lose an hour of your weekend

Or is this one ending? Yeah, no, I don't like this way I like the footbook No, but then we get the daylight But you have to wake up earlier Until the next one Suck it up. I can barely wake up at 7.30

Yeah, okay I'm gonna go home and watch some train videos Oh yeah Yeah That sounds terrible That's a challenging nasty I imagine if that was your kink

It would be for some people Train guy There's a horrific video related to that That I'm sure some people listening will know about But I will not be talking about here Is it that weird guy who has the GoPro that faces himself Oh no but I love him He's definitely a train mastie that guy

He's so... No. Chut, toot, to tugger, tugger. Oh. Oh, my God. Well... All right. Do we get to 10 minutes?

Did we? That's the goal, apparently. We have to keep talking for another two minutes. Oh, what a shame. At a party. Duh. Play Z-M's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on Zem.

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