ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 25th August 2025

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

Producer Ella has gone completely rogue, and Producer Claud has been faced with her toughest challenge yet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And the after party, after party, after party, after party, there's been an itchy, after party. Thank you. Thanks, guys, for the last 48 hours, there's been an itchy asshole of mine, and I think I need some help. Fuck, is that what we're starting with? No, I'm just. Are you joking? Yes. I'm just seeing how far would you go.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Can we start again? No. No, this is, this lives on forever now. Yay! You know what we can start with is my mum, I think, is actually very keen on this race. Yes!

Is she going to fly over? What are her terms? Over in the other podcast, which I'd recommend listening to first. Not this one. There's a chance. Well, no, then come back to this. There's a chance that Claudia is going to race Bree's mum. I thought 200 metres, but you're saying that she's more interested in 100 meters.

Mom said she's more interested in 100. So was Claudia, which is crazy to me because 100 meter was not your strength. Yeah, but that doesn't mean 200 meters is going to be better. Why not? It could be worse. Slowed down already. But you could pace yourself more over 200 meters. I want.

Because you had no gas left in the tank in the 100 at the end, whereas you could, you could, you could build up and then you could gun the last 50. Listen, I shine bright and then I burn out. Oh, honey. Mom said, mom said, what's the purse slash what are the odds? I also would like to know that. The purse is the prize money. Yeah.

Ooh, that's actually. Like what's in, yeah, what's in the purse for the winner? Come on, Claude. Well, I'm not putting the prize for it. I want $6,000. What the fuck? What are you done to deserve $6,000 for winning a running race against Bree's mom? Winning my first ever race feels like it should have a big prize.

There we go. Have you never won a race? A hundred bucks for the winner. I don't know what that feels like. Not an official right. 100 bucks. I've never won a trophy in my life. Can I have a trophy?

I won so many races when I was a kid. Oh, right. We get it. And what was so annoying back then last year when we did the 100-minute race, it was like, oh, I'm not going to. Well, I didn't know. I'm older than you guys. I genuinely felt like that.

I was like, I don't know. I could be the slowest. No way. Can I, if I win... Turns out I wasn't. If I win, I want a big trophy with my name engraved on it. Yeah? Just agree to the terms.

Give it whatever she wants. That's fine. It's not going to happen. Fine, a big trophy. Yep. And I want that trophy to be like a cup. And I want the cup to be filled with $100 notes. Yeah, nice.

Like filled. Like you can't sit... When she says $100 notes, that could be two. No, New Zealand dollars. It could be $100.1. Oh, we could put a hundred... No, I want... Put a couple of hundred dong in there.

As many $100 notes. notes that there's more fit from New Zealand or American currency. Yeah, right. Don't you just want to win something for one? Don't you want a shot at glory? That's what most athletes do it for. They don't do it for the prize money. They do it for the chance of immortality.

I'm not going to lie. I actually don't know who would win. No, that's why it's such a good race. That's, like, genuinely. Does Mama die of any past injuries that would hold her back? She had a few kids. Yeah, she's had three kids. She had a cesarian.

Does that come in? That will be healed. My mom was quite athletic. Yep. Like she played A grade level basketball. She played a lot of high level netball. I played social volleyball. And she was a hundred metre sprinter for a while.

I don't know. Honestly, honestly, I would imagine the comedic brilliance. if Mama die Be Claudia Holy shit It would be the greatest thing That would ever happen to be It'd be the worst day of my life

Like the risk is And you'll know what the likelihood of this is Is that your mum Being the caring person that she is Let's Claudia win She would do that too See that's the problem Is it if I wouldn't fear and queer

We'd have to get right up her And be like Don't you dear So we'd have to give her Some sort of incentive You know what it would be Like an edge share Like an Ed Sheeran hoodie.

An Ed Shearin hoodie. We'd have to go behind Claudia. Oh yeah. Or we go behind Claudia's back and we don't tell Claudia. But we say to Bree's mum, if you beat Claudia, Claudia wins a prize. But we haven't told her that. Yeah, we say Claudia wins a thousand dollars.

Yeah. But you have to beat it. But you need to beat it. But we don't tell Claudia that because otherwise Claudia will throw the race. Exactly. And then we say to Claudia, if you win the race, you'll win a thousand dollars. Would you actually give me a thousand dollars? If we could find a sponsor.

What? Can Clint sponsor the season? It's a great question. Brought to you by Clint. Wait, Clint, I thought last time we raced, you felt really left out and you were going to do the next one. You want me to race, ma'am. Yeah. Who do you want to race?

Me? Yeah. I didn't feel particularly left out. I think I could beat you. I don't know. Who do you think I should race? Start with Bree There's a

There's kind of not a trend But there's videos that come up in my feed Because I'm of the age Where Dad's doing 100 metre races And just their hamstrings coming off Because they haven't run for so long But they all used to play sport Yeah

But then they just go and do this And then their hamstrings just come off Come off is a horrific way to explain that Yeah Well that's what it is It tears away from the bone Oh I was actually gagging Yeah

Yeah it's pretty yuck My mum's still messaging me. What's she saying now? Yeah. Claudia, she's now putting, she's now proposing other battles. If Claudia does not want to run. I don't. Understandable, as I will probably win.

Fine, I'm running. I then challenge her to a three-point basketball shootout. Oh, I'm not better at that. You choose. Up to you. I'd rather do the basketball shootout Because my pride will be hurt either way But then my legs won't be

We could do like a Claudia versus Mama died DiCathlon Where they go around to a bunch of different events Yeah One of them being drinking Which you'll definitely win that We'll have a cooking challenge in there Oh I'm good at cooking

My mum's pretty bloody good Are you good or you? I'm great at baking also We'll give them a bunch of random ingredients And they need to make a meal from it Oh Cooking without a recipe Mums are good with that kind of stuff.

I would love to do that. That sounds way more fun than running. It's just the running that I don't want to do. It's so embarrassing and I'm so unfit and I've never been good at it. It's always been a really shameful point in my life. And there in lies the joke. Oh, really? Sorry.

But what if you race, Mama die and you obliterate her? Yeah. And then you hang up your shoes and then you go, see, this is why you weren't born to be a runner. And you say, if I beat her, you know. never make me run again. Yeah, that's my one and done. Yeah.

But if you don't, if you don't, when I lose. It's a sliding scale. Then you have to go on to race an 80-year-old man. And if you don't beat him, how many make you race a fucking tortoise? Oh, my God. You know what I would like to see? Claudia versus Ross boss. Yes, yes.

That would be a good race. How do you think there's a challenge in that? Yes. I think he'd smoke me. I don't reckon he would. He would take one step and be over the finish line. Nah. He is literally.

I'll race them. All arms and legs. Okay, I'll race Ross. God, who asks what we want to see in this race? So, if we've got eight starting blocks, we've got Claudia, Mama Di, Ross Boss. A miniature pony. Oh, well, we love that. An old one.

An older one. Can you bring one of your dogs? Can we get a dog in a wheelchair? Yeah, a three-legged dog. A three-legged dog. Yes, a dog in a wheelchair. Yeah. My neighbor's dog is blind and deaf.

We can get that one. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. A toddler. One of Clint's kids. Yeah. Yeah, Maggie. Yeah, yeah, Maggie.

Paula Bennett. Paula Bennett, yeah. I reckon Paula Bennett might be the frontrunner in that group. Yeah, really good at that. Anyone you want to, like, race against? Who else would be good? This is the time to get them on. Ruby Tui.

No, she. It's my name. Yeah, but just get anyone that you want it to be free to it. I'm not sure Ellen quite gets it. No. It's gone over. No, because if I want to be friends with him, I'll just embarrass me. It's gone over Ellen Ted.

Zoe Hobbs. Sorry, I got us. Kathy Freeman. Oh, shit, yeah. She's saying Bolt? And, um, what's that guy's name? Did you say, is Kathy Freeman still alive? Is she?

What's Goutgelt doing? Yes, she's still alive. You can raise my husband, he's fast. No, see? I don't want to. Okay, whatever. Hey, leave it with us. A turtle.

Leave it with us. I don't want to. Yeah, see, now you're kind of, now you're kind of getting it. I don't want to. A turtle that's drunk in a can of V. Yeah, nice. But let's listen to our friends. Claudia, she doesn't want to, so we shouldn't make her.

No, just you, how about just you? Why didn't she say something? Just you versus Mama dies. You versus Mama die, be brilliant. Okay. Do you think, wait, do you think, oh, Jesus. Do you think you would win? I think she did.

She undies. I think she would just, but just. Like, I think it would be. You reckon you'd just win? No, I think you'd do well. No, I think she's being modest. I think she thinks she would win properly. No, I genuinely think it would be.

height. Nah, I might be slow and start, but then she'd get speed. I don't think Claudia would agree to it if she thinks she was at risk of losing. It's true. I agreed to the last one and I knew I'd lose that. We didn't give you an option. Yeah, but you got free clothes from Rebel Sports, so you couldn't say no. Claudia was like, okay.

I'll publicly humiliate myself for a free pair of shoes. We've all been there. We'd all do it. Let us know. Let us know on our page who you think would win that race, or if you think there's a better match up okay yeah

go on the after party page and I do another test sprint on my own just to see if I could beat my 18 seconds

Claudia you can run anytime you like it is free it's free don't you just do it when the cameras are rolling no anytime you like

crazy you can run home if you like really yeah free will baby yeah yeah

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