ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 25th January 2024

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

Clint made his first Temu purchase and he's so stoked with himself, three guesses what he bought. And Bree has some health advice to dish out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Welcome to the after party everybody. I made my first purchase on Timu today. Has anybody Timu'd yet? I love Timu. I haven't Timu'd yet. Timu is the end of the world as we know it. I'm sure it's not good.

It can't be when things are like a dollar. They're a dollar and they're all mass produced and they come from China and they're here within seven days and it's free shipping. That's crazy. How many days? I think it's between. Yeah, it's like a week. Yeah, it's here within a week.

Okay. Yeah. And they have everything. And if you don't like the, I feel like I'm doing Timo influencing. If you don't like the price of the thing you just scroll down about four pages and the exact same thing is there

for half the price or you put it in your cart and wait a couple of days and then it's like oh $7 off oh what a hack that's how they get you anyway what do you guys

think I bought from Temo um two things bull massager yeah I knew it yeah I knew it Yeah

I knew it Actually I kind of want A massage gun You mean a massage gun Yeah Yeah no No not for the bullers No

Yeah the ball Have you seen the ball massagers No It's like this little thing And you put your balls in And it kind of like Massages your balls No I didn't get one of those

I got a massage gun With the ball on the end That's why I thought It was a ball massager Did you actually get one Yeah Was I right Kind get one of those. I got a massage gun with the ball on the end. That's why I thought it was a ball massager. Did you actually get one? Yeah. Was I right? Kind of.

Kind of, yeah, yeah. Holy fucking shit. How crazy was that? Out of everything you could have got. I also got, yeah, no, that's wild. Whoa. I also got one of those chargers. I want to get one of those too, yeah.

Well, fuck Timu, mate. How much? One of those chargers that charges $16. What? Well, wait till mine arrives and see if it's any good. And then I'll give you my affiliate link so I can get a kickback from Timu. Oh, is that how they do it? I think so.

And I got one of those chargers that charges your watch, your phone, and your AirPods at the same time. Oh, I've got one of those, yeah. One of those base things. To get over the minimum spend, did you buy a silly little key ring? No, I bought the massage gun to get over the limit. I needed to spend three extra dollars, so I spent $16 on a massage gun.

That's how they get you. Also, also, also, where's your Apple Watch? It's on charge at home. Oh, you have been wearing it? Yeah, I wear it every time I exercise. Yeah, think about your heart rate. Huh? You need to keep track of it. Isn't that part of your challenge been wearing it? Yeah, I wear it every time I exercise. Yeah, think about your heart rate. Huh?

You need to keep track of it. Isn't that part of your challenge? Is it? Aren't you like at F45 always monitoring your heart rate? At F45 I wear my Apple Watch, so I always log the type of activity and I log my, you know, workout. And then I also wear the heart rate monitor from F4545 so it's up on the screen for people to see. The under booby belt.

Yeah. Yeah. And I feel like everyone's always like, geez, your heart rate's high. What do you get up to? I don't know anything about heart rate, by the way. What's a good standard heart rate? Cardio day?

Yeah. Like 170? Oh, yeah. Something? I got to 198 on my run the other day. That seems high. Yeah it does eh? Like the goal? No. The goal is to keep it low. I think the highest

I've ever got at F45 is 181 maybe. 198 seems very high. I think 181 is super high. What's a resting heart rate? Resting heart rate Oh I should know this Sophia always tells me

120 over 60 Oh yeah I'm pretty sure If your heart rate exceeds 185 beats per minute During exercise It is dangerous for you So 200 beats per minute Is bad for you

I don't think it was Are you sure it was? It was on the watch set Was it like bro careful I sure it was? Was it the watch set? Was it like, bro, careful? I mean, it's just a watch, but... Yeah, it can't be exactly right. A normal resting heart rate is between 60 to 100 beats per minute. Oh, this is interesting.

Really? I think the 120 over 60 is the blood pressure. Oh, is that different? Yeah. Twins. This is how you find out your maximum heart rate. Okay. Your maximum safe heart rate. 220? Yep. find out your maximum heart rate. Okay. Your maximum safe heart rate.

220 minus your age. Oh. 220 minus 23 is 197. Oh, yeah, so you could have got up to where I was. No, you're, oh, there's one over, isn't it? 198. Okay. 220 minus 30-ish.

183 is what I'd be maxing out at. 183, right. Safely, yeah. Is that what they say you can get up to? Yeah, well, it just says what your maximum heart rate should be. Interesting. That's a cool hack. Yeah.

Isn't it? Just like half your age plus seven. That's not the same thing. That's still so young. That is not the same. For the youngest person that you can be romantic with, half your age plus seven. That's not the same thing. That's still so young. That is not the same. For the youngest person that you can be romantic with. Half your age plus seven.

Not you. What? Oh, would it work for you? What, it's 23, so 11 and a half plus seven. Yeah. 18 and a half. Yeah.

If you wanted to. You could hook up with an 18 and a half year old. But that half is very important. That's the youngest you can go. No, thank you. Can I bring something up? You know, I was going to do Brie. She's just had a birthday. Just do

Brie then. 17 plus 7. 24. You can't date Ella. Oh, God. What are you going to say? It seems old or young? Guys, it seems young. Yeah. It seems real young to me. Like, I don't think I'd be dating a 24-year-old.

Should we do Claudia? Yeah. You're 30 now, eh? Mm-hmm. 30 divided by 2, 15 plus, oh, you're 22. Couldn't have done that in my head. 22. And what's yours?

Who can date Ella? Yay! And what's yours? Damn, can't date Clint. 30-ish. 30-ish. Divided by 2, 18.5 plus 7, 25 25 and a half you could date ryan my boyfriend oh yeah is that permission good to have options yeah um yes ella you can bring something else is this a

confessional now no i just can't believe i stood on the desk when you were on here after brie said show me your brown eyes so i did then you guys go on air and i moon you with my shorts but i moon you and no one says anything yeah you didn't break at all no one said anything so now i feel like a weirdo who just mooned you and no one brought it up look at this look at this true professionals fucking professionals yeah you you immature immature Impressive. You. Immature. Immature brown eye pulling. We wanted to see it. I mean, in fairness, I did do the chant, show us your brown eye. And so I did, and no one brought it up, and now I feel like a weirdo.

Well, you didn't. It's not a brown eye with jeans. Yeah. So if I actually show you. Oh, you would definitely get a reaction if you, I'm not asking you to do it, you would definitely get a reaction if you actually do it. If you were doing an actual brown eye,

like, I think I'd go home early. You do not want to say that. A brown eye is so full on, can I say? Like, so aggressive. Like, it's one thing to moon someone. Mooning is when you show your bum. Brown eye is when you pull the cheeks apart and show your anus. How fucked up is it that it's called a brown eye

because around your butthole is like a brown colour? And it's not poo, it's just that's the colour of the skin. Some are pink. Some are pink. Not many, though. Have you looked at yours? Everyone wants a little pink one, eh? Have you looked at yours lately?

No, I've never looked at my... You've never looked at your brown eye? Fuck no. Do I look like I want to stare directly into the eye of Mordor? No. I saw what happened to Frodo, so I will not be doing that. Have you guys ever looked at your brown eye? I feel like I have, but like as a kid.

Yeah. As a kid. Okay, that's fine. I definitely have recently, like in the last 10 years, I reckon. Like when I was like in my early 20s, definitely had a look. How? Mirror. You just go like this into the mirror.

Look. Not that yet. I don't know if I'm flexible enough. Yeah, nah, I'm good. You are if you've got the right and then you just angle it. Oh, fuck that. Yeah. Or you get a separate mirror.

Or you get a tripod and you put your phone on it and then you set a self-timer and you run back into position. And then you pray no one touches your phone. That's a bad idea. Don't do that. That's a good way to not get your face in it, though. Do your photos automatically go to the iCloud? That's how Troye Sivan's pictures ended up on the internet.

My phone automatically takes a photo if you say cheese. So I can put the phone on the tripod and then bend over, spread my butt cheeks and go cheese. That's so fucked up. That's so funny. Have you guys ever taken a mirror to have a look down there? I was just going to say, never. Not the brown eye.

Never. Oh, you need to have a look. I need to investigate. And to be honest. They say you should. Yeah. They say it's actually like, because then you can check yourself. It's quite confronting. But did you guys know that apparently you can swab yourself

for pap smears these days? It's a new thing they're rolling out, I think. Oh, well, maybe not pap. I don't know the exact. Is that boobs? No, that's a mammogram. You're foof. Yeah, you're foofa.

I think it's for STD tests. You can swab yourself. That's so much better. Do you know, I woke up the other day with a really sore boob and I was like, feel around, make sure you're safe. And I realised it's because I sleep funny. I sleep on my tummy and I just squished my boob. She slept on her

Digimon. I literally slept on that. So it was just sore from sleeping on it and I'm fine. Thank you. Yeah, and that does happen. Welcome. Hello? What was that does happen. Welcome. Hello? What was that? Whoa. Get your past, man.

It's not that bad. No, this always gets stuck in my head. It's important to listen to your body. It's no afternoon delight. But it can save your life. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah Fuck yeah Get your paps me They say the ladies should

Because you should take a mirror and look down there They say that the ladies should I've got a freckle Just sit in front of the mirror Like in the wardrobe If you've got a mirror in the wardrobe Or is that something? Huh?

Just sit in front of it Yeah, no, I've done that Yeah, I've done that I've got a freckle Do you? Yeah I shouldn't Yeah I've done that I've got a freckle Do you? Yeah I shouldn't share this I know someone

Who also has a freckle Yeah It's actually Quite a cute freckle It's not like an ugly It's a tiny little freckle And it's on one of my flats I have two freckles

On my bum And that's why I keep checking it Because freckles can change Yeah And the funny What? It's true

If that freckle If you check And that freckle ends up on the other flap. Then I'm done. You need to go and see somebody. I need to go get it checked. Yeah, that's a transient flap freckle. It's a freckle flap. It's a freckle flap. No, it's a flap.

It's a transient flap freckle. No, it's a flap freckle. Yeah, flap freckle. Yeah. All right. Thank you. Quite a common place to have a freckle. A freckle flap is something else.

Freckle flap. Freckle flap. Yeah, that's more like a common place to have a freckle. A freckle flap is something else. Freckle flap. Freckle flap. That's more like a skin tag that's gone brown. I'd rather a flap freckle than a freckle flap. I'm very lost. If I'm on it, like, yeah. You know what I've been thinking about recently getting done? It could be anything.

I've been recently thinking about going to the doctor and getting all my skin tags burnt off. Oh, yeah, I've got two. Yeah, where's yours? One on my shoulder and one on the back of my neck from your shirt is that yeah that's like all mine are from my like from where i wear a bra and that's what they're from i'm pretty sure yeah do you have any i don't know i have moles and so i've got like one like where that seam of the t-shirt like under my arm i had to get quite a lot of, quite a lot.

I had to get a few, quite a lot makes me sound bad. I had to get a few warts frozen off as a kid. What type of warts? Oh, do they hurt? They were on my chest. Like I had little, yeah, it was really weird. And fuck it hurt. It hurt like the nitrous oxide and they burn.

And so they poke you in until it burns. I got one on this finger. Look, I have one. Yeah burns i got one on this finger look i have one but yeah i had one on that finger and my mom took me to get it burnt off no see i don't want to it's my little friend and i fiddle with it no get it burnt off yeah it's cute what have you named it i don't know maybe like alfie water cronkite have you guys ever seen a plant, a wart? What's that? A wart? Ew. They're warts that have really long roots. And they're usually on your toes or your feet. Nah.

And they're real painful, apparently. Nah, I need a palate cleanser. I need a palate cleanser. I should pass them. It's not their best where. Get a friend to take you there. It's important to look after your body. Who's singing that? Ellie.

That is Ellie. Ellie wrote and produced and sang it. What a good bitch. What a good bitch. What a good bitch. Are we done? I think we're done. That's enough. Flattening freckles. What a good bitch. What a good bitch. What a good bitch. Are we done? I think we're done.

That's enough flat and freckle freckles. I was just going to say I was just going to say Clint are you feeling good after your dunk? Dunk?

It sounds like you said dump. Yes I feel good after my ice bath. I don't feel like noticeably different. You know people are like it fixed my mental health. But I don't know.

Well, you've done one. I think you need to do another one. I know. What I'm saying is I'm not going to exaggerate it. Yeah. Also, I don't have any mental health problems. Oh, good. That's fun.

Fucking all right. I wish that was the case. Fucking all right. All right. Jeez, you bra... That's the biggest brag you've ever done on our show. In 2021? Biggest brag from Clinton Roberts. God. Oh, jeez, you braggers. That's the biggest brag you've ever done on our show. In 2021?

Biggest brag from Clinton Roberts. What are you, mental brown-eyed bitches? I don't have any mental health problems. Never have, never will. I'm carefree. I'm so jealous. Worry-free. I'm so fucking jealous.

I'm just Ken. I'm so jealous. Have a great podcast, everybody. The other one is what I'm saying. Go and listen to the other one. Get our numbers up there. And if you're wondering about the rest of us, the rest of us are fucked up.

You need an ice bath, man. See you later. Bye. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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