ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 25th July 2023

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

We're football mad in here! Bree is so on edge because we recorded this during the New Zealand v Philippines Fifa game, and Clint's mad that he didn't put a bet on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Party after the party after the party. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint After Party, where there's a very serious game of football going on right now. Yeah, can we make this quick, because I need to go watch this game. As it stands, the New Zealand football ferns. Oh, people might be listening to this after the game's finished, so then they will know the outcome. They've just lost one goal to the Philippines. It's now 1-0 Philippines.

The ball just went in off the Kiwi goalie's face. Is that technically a hitter? Yeah. That's what you're supposed to do, right? You hit it into the goal. Yeah, the other goal for her, though. She's meant to put it in the other goal. Yeah.

Gosh. Oh, they keep replaying it. Stop it. Leave other goal. Yeah. Gosh. Oh, they keep replaying it. Stop it. Leave it alone. No. That was a great goal from that other girl, though. Yeah, damn it. That wasn't a good goal.

It, like, petered into the goal. Off the face. Yeah, when I say off the face, that's giving it more credit. You're expecting, like, poof. But it wasn't. It was just, like, a awkward kind of, like. Oh, come on. I'm so stressed.

I can't even think about it. Into the goal. So, yeah. One goal down. That's fine. We can come back from that. Oh, no, nothing. Brie can't see the game.

Can you not do that when I can't see it? And so your reactions, however you react, it's filtering straight through. It is torture for me. Stop it. Oh, just kidding. Stop it! That's so mean. You've been offered tickets to go to the final.

The World Cup final. Why'd you go? Well, kind of. It was floated, the idea. Wait, the final's in Australia? Yeah. Why? Because we are co-hosts but they are bigger so they can have 80,000 people at the final They can have more people in a stadium

We've got a quarter final and a semi final Yeah It's pretty well spread out Two quarter finals and one semi final Nice I had no idea that they were In four round of 16 games What's the biggest stadium in New Zealand?

Eden Park Eden So 44 is the max Yeah 44,000 They can get it up to 45 or 46 Yeah stadium in New Zealand. Eden Park. So 44 is the max. Yeah. 44,000. Yeah. They can get it up to 45 or 46.

Yeah. They've got extra seating they can put in. Yeah, right. But I think they can get up to 50. Anyway, it's not the 80,000 they'll get in Australia. There's a couple of 80. Oh, there's 100,000 in Melbourne. Imagine 100,000 people watching you do anything.

Like anything. Like, anything. What happened, Ella? It's okay. Someone on the Philippine team on number two is down. She might have hurt her ribs. Or she landed on someone's boot. Yeah, the replay's not nice. That's good. That's what we want.

No, no. We don't want anyone to get hurt. You're the marginal man today, I must say. Mr. Marginal. Marginal man. You just nick say. Mr. Marginal. Marginal Man. You just nicknamed him the Marginal Man. Yeah.

The Marginal Man. Sit with that tonight, Clint. Oh, mate, I'm going to go home and reflect. Yeah. You've cut me to the bone with that.

He'll reflect over his, while he's drinking a beer and watching some rugby. Oh, is there rugby on tonight? No, there's no rugby on tonight. I was assuming. Watch the highlights. Watch the replays.

I'm seriously considering being a sport girl now. This is interesting. Honestly. Well, feel free to come over to my house. We're watching every single game whilst I'm not at work. I'm watching all the games. Yeah, why aren't you watching this game? Because I'm here working.

I'm watching it. Yeah. Oh, God. You Why aren't you watching this game? Because I'm here working. I'm watching it. God, you guys aren't true football fans. If you were a real fan, you would have got those Google goggles. I so want to try them. The Google goggles. The Apple ones. Is it from the point of view of a player?

Yeah, you could. They'll be able to put a 360 camera in the stadium and then you can have the view of what's in that camera like you're in the stadium. They should put a couple of them around so you can choose your seat. Yeah.

If you want to be down the bottom or at the top. Yeah, they can do that. That'd be sick. Yeah, the future is now. And then you can get your NFT sitting in the seat next to you. Get a little monkey. That we all invested in. We all got an NFT, right?

Definitely not. We all invested in an NFT. Yeah, I put another couple. No, definitely not me. I didn't know how. My one's called Richard. My stupidity actually boded well for me in that whole situation. Now's the time to get in the cheapest chips.

Yeah. I always think back to 2016 when this guy at my work came up to me and was like you should buy some Bitcoin and I always wonder if I had bought Bitcoin then. Would you be rich? Would I have made any money off of it?

Yeah, or would you have sold it early? I'm the type of person that I think once it got to a certain amount, I would have sold it. Yeah, because if you bought it for $1,000 and when it hit $20,000, you would have gone. I would have sold it. Now is the time to sell it. Like I would have felt pretty good about it.

Yeah. Yeah. Or I would have taken, you know, $10,000 of that out. Yeah. And let the other money stay in. Coulda, shoulda, woulda, right? That's the thing. Coulda, shoulda, woulda.

I had no idea how to buy it. Still don't. Like how I should have bet on the football ferns in that first game. I told you. I predicted the exact score. You should have bet on it. You would have made money. You would have made money.

I'm not a betting person. Ironically, you should be because you'd be making money. Because that's what Bitcoin is too. That's what NFTs are. All of that shit is betting. Gambling. True, actually. The stock market. It's all gambling. It's all betting. It's all gambling.

It's just packaged as something different. So why do we call it investing when it's the share market but gambling when it's sport? We should rebrand the sport one to investing. I'm investing. I look at investing as gambling too. It's all a gamble.

You never know what's going to happen. No. Look at those people. What about those people that had their money in a high-risk investing, like their retirement money, because like superannuation for our Aussie listeners, and then you've got KiwiSaver here. And superannuation.

And, well, like in Aussie, you can obviously choose, and here in New Zealand you can choose too, whether you want to have it in a low-risk fund or if you want to have it in a high-risk fund. And all those people in Australia that had them in a low risk fund or if you want to have it in a high risk fund and all those people in australia that had them in a high risk fund lost their entire retirement in like three days oh it was a while ago but i remember it was big it was like a big news story it was quite a few people lost everything yeah fuck. Fuck day. Yeah. That's why they say you should never have your entire portfolio in a high risk.

Are we doing an investment podcast now? Have I never sounded smarter? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. You are smart, Bree. Stop. You put yourself down too much. You know what else you can do in Australia with your super?

That was a nice compliment. Do me. Yes. Thank you, Ella. You're welcome. Do me. She did. She called you a, Ella. You're welcome. Do me. She did. She called you a marginal man.

Oh, yeah, thank you. I appreciate that, yeah. What was what you say? In Australia, you can take your super out and invest it in property if you want. You can do that here too. You just have to live in it. Yeah, KiwiSaver. Oh, so you don't have to live in it in Australia.

It can be just in- You can do it once in New Zealand and it has to be your first house. Yeah. Oh, I see. Yeah, in Australia, it can be just- You can do it once in New Zealand and it has to be your first house. Yeah. Oh, I see. Yeah, in Australia it can be any and it's an investment property. Yeah. It's, yeah. My parents did that.

I don't know if they made any money. I don't think they did. They should have put some money on the football fans against Norway. They did. I'll never live that down. I'll never let that go. Is it really going to change your life if you had a- Yeah, I would have put-

Because how much would you have put on realistically? Yeah, $100. $100? Yeah. And so how much would you have made? $900. And is that going to change your life? Sorry.

Well, then I could have bid it on the Philippines today. $900. You don't bid against your own country's team. Makes me so angry. Just to make a few bucks. And now they're going to win. You watch. Go put some money on the Philippines right now.

No. No, do it. Well, it wouldn't have been a few bucks if I'd put the $900 that I won on the football ferns on the Philippines. That's stupid. I would have made $8,000. That's stupid. Go put some money on the Philippines so we can all laugh at you

when the football ferns come back and win. They won't be paying anything now. I've already scored a goal. Anyway, let's go. We've got football to watch. Enjoy the podcast. We'll see you next time.