ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 25th July 2024
Episode Date: July 25, 2024All you need to bring to this episode is the image of Clint on ZM's Bree & Clint story... he's a stripper by day & a quidditch player by night HAHAAHAHSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...nformation.
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I'm having
a party
A party
for two
Oh, that gives me the shits every time
sorry when that just goes.
Is that the one that gets you?
I don't know.
Yeah, well, that one did just then.
Holy.
Guys.
What?
We posted.
Did you post it?
Oh, I've posted it.
Oh, she's posted it.
On our Instagram story, Bree and Clint,
we are pretending to be Olympians with this big pole.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm actually loose.
We apologise for the content of Clint.
Did you edit it?
No No it's just war dogs
It's just one big long
It's so funny
Clint
Please go watch it
So you get the joke
And you're all laughing along with us
But Clint
Yeah it's a bit long actually
Just watch it
And then everyone laugh at me
Because I cannot get the vision
We've got it so long
So
Clint It's fun, it's fun.
Yeah, it's worth the content,
you know, worth the time. It's all good.
This is what the people want.
It's juice. We can't even fast forward it.
It's an Instagram story. Yeah, you enjoy it.
You enjoy it. I don't know if I want to see it because
it's going to be burnt onto my wrist.
It's when he, no feet on the ground.
When he's on the pole,
no feet on ground.
And I'm like, oh.
We need a screen grab of it, eh?
Yeah.
We'll just post that. It's pretty brave for me, to be honest, considering I'm carrying the injury.
Wow, yes, true.
How's your big elbow?
I tried to screenshot it, but I don't know if I was cooking up.
I'm not up to it yet.
Okay, I'll screenshot and chuck it on the berry.
The voting thing takes it a bit over it.
Oh, should we take it now?
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'll screen grab it.
No, but do you have the original where you can screen it?
Oh, yeah.
That's what she's doing.
Oh, honey.
Put it in the group chat.
And then post it to the story as a screenshot.
Post it to the story.
I am, with your permission.
We're laughing with you.
No, it's great.
Oh, my God, I can't wait.
And it was all impromptu.
It was all impromptu.
I love it so much.
I love it so much.
I mean, the things we do.
It's so funny.
Why do you look like...
The things we do for content.
Why do you look like...
A five-year-old kid at kindergarten?
Yes.
Like I'm going down the fireman's pole.
Why do you look like your head's way too big for your body?
Is it because your legs are tucked up in there?
It's a...
Oh, my God, I'm obsessed with this photo.
It's an emasculating pose.
I love it.
I love it.
It's so good.
I'm actually crying.
I'm crying.
Don't worry, I've had plenty of those photos on this show.
You can find some really bad ones of me.
A few of them come to mind.
I'll send you a photo just to make up memes because I feel bad.
Don't send a bad photo of me.
Not of me.
No, no, you don't need to do that.
You don't need to do that.
I was on this morning when Ross was like,
you need to be here for the meeting.
Can you make a meme with that photo and it says,
and it says, when you're a stripper by day but have quidditch by night.
Oh, my God.
I like it.
Oh, what do I do?
I told you I like it.
I'm going to unsend it.
I'm unsending. Take it. Oh, fuck. Can I just told you I like it I'm gonna unsend it I'm unsending
Take it
Oh fuck
Can I also just
I just need to say something
This has changed the subject
Slightly but
Sam my partner
Meets me at four o'clock
Today and goes
I'm listening
And I was like cool
And he's like
Kicking the show off
With Sam Smith
Big call
And I was like
Was he doing an
Ella Shepard live air check
Of the show
No
He thinks the show
Starts at four o'clock.
I go, we've been on air for an hour.
And he goes, what?
And he goes, oh my God, you're on from three nowadays.
And I said, we've started from three since the start of the show, Sam.
For six years.
Oh my God, Sam.
Oh my God, he's never heard Tradie versus Lady.
Exactly, so much miscontent.
He's missed out
Yeah
What the fuck
I can't believe it
What a bad boyfriend
I wish this show
Started at four
Yeah
It would be better
Just to concentrate it
Into like a three hour block
It would be so much more potent
At the moment we're like
Watered down Raro
We could be
We could be
Full blown Ribena
We could be full fucking Raro
Yeah
If Ross would just
Shave this bitch down
Yeah Shave it down.
They did for breakfast.
Hey.
What? It's true.
They used to be from 6 to 10
and now they're from 6 to 9.
Just saying. Are we not meant
to talk about that? Can we ask?
No, it's true. If you listen in,
you can hear. We should do
ZM's ad-free jam-packed workday in the afternoon.
Oh, I don't mind it.
Don't mind it.
Yeah.
Should I talk to Ross about –
Table it.
Yeah.
I reckon I'll talk to Ross tomorrow.
We've got a lot of demands at the moment.
Table it.
I'm going to be some hot fire content for three hours.
Put it in the dossier.
Yeah.
The dossier.
The dossier.
What a great word.
What does that mean?
Interesting.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, here's a question
So my friend, we all know
Dan, my friend Dan
The one that came over for a four hour bath
And the one that ate a whole packet
Of marshmallows in one sitting
The one that raids your freezer without asking
Yes, that one
So out of nowhere, so I have not talked to him today we've been looking
after his dog he came and picked up his dog last night but i have not talked to him today
and i get this message literally at 5 45 lamb shanks and mashed potatoes served whenever
sophia is ready and i said said, what? Question mark.
And then Sophia goes, oh, yum, at yours or our place.
And I said, when?
Tonight.
And then he just has not replied.
Oh, my gosh.
So nothing has been organized.
I have a friend that has come over tonight.
I've organized what food we're having.
Well, that's fine.
You're not invited.
He said whenever Sophia is ready. Yeah, what?
No, but it's to both of us and she gets home
later than me. So I think it's meaning
like whenever she gets home and is ready, come
over and have dinner. But we have
not heard anything. So has he
cooked lamb shanks
at your house? No, I think
it's at his house, but he has not messaged us
to say, are you guys free?
So you could have wasted however many lamb shanks.
Yeah, does he have enough for your mate?
What the?
Yeah, true.
I wonder if he's got enough.
Yeah, I could ask him that.
Or is he at your house currently cooking up lamb shanks?
I would be surprised.
He fucking could be.
He actually could be.
Should we call him?
Okay, let's call him.
Hold on.
Yeah, nice.
Hold on.
In the meantime, while you're doing that,
was the meme stripper by day, Quidditch by night?
Yes.
Yes.
That's so funny.
That's great.
Frick me.
Do I have permission to put this on?
I'm calling him straight off here.
Oh, shit, sorry.
Posting.
Dan.
I just got back from a jog.
Hey, Dan.
Hey, you're on the podcast right now, so don't say anything incriminating.
Oh, okay.
Good.
Hello.
Just giving you the heads up.
Everyone is here.
Hi, Dan.
Hi.
Everyone, the whole crew.
Question for you.
Have I missed the part where you have told us that we were coming over
to dinner for your house or you have just
cooked these lamb shanks
without asking,
hoping that we would be free?
So, I spoke to Sophia
last week and I was like, my amazingly hot
girlfriend is coming from Christchurch.
I'm not sure you'd love to be in the same room as her.
The lesbians should come for lamb because
Sophia was like, just check the lamb at Peckinslave,
go buy some, but I did.
And then I forgot to get out the freezer,
so then I whipped Peckinslave
and got some lamb shanks
and I got four.
Otherwise, Cam could have come.
Yeah, well, that's why.
Cam is going to be at my house
and we've organised dinner,
but you've cooked lamb shanks.
Well, that's okay.
I'll just have lamb shanks for dinner tomorrow night
and say dinner.
Oh. I kind of want
the lamb shakes. Lesbians do
love lamb shakes.
As we say, the lesbians love
the lamb.
Well, I've got my wine on the stovetop.
Okay. Alright. Hey, I'll call
you on my way home.
Thanks for that. Bye.
Bye.
Do we figure out whose house he was at?
No idea.
I kind of
got confused. Is this a miscom between you
and Sophia? Yeah. A bit.
Yeah. Has she not told
me and then forgot
because her and
I are texting and I feel like she didn't
mention it. No. She's got an organiser
Leslie Lamshaking behind your back.
I'm going to give her a lessee lamb
shanking later. Did you hear Dan was saying his friend is
there? Yeah.
Who the fuck is this other person?
So it's five between four shanks.
Yeah. So that's
not enough shanks. No, you shanked it.
Too many lessees, not
enough shanks.
You can't have the lesseies outnumbering the shanks.
No, you can't.
What the fuck are we doing?
Let's go home.
See you guys tomorrow.
Clint's off to play Quidditch now
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