ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 25th July 2025
Episode Date: July 25, 2025Okay this is actually the finale of the Great Toaster Debate of 2025, and apparently our boss has a very specific kind of voice...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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On a Friday even. On a Friday. It might not be for you, it might be some boring ass Tuesday for you.
It's Friday then. For us it's a Friday. We're, I don't know if you care, but we've reunited with our pub today.
Yeah. For a long time we've been away from our pub. We kind of left them in a silent protest. We broke up. We broke up, been our pub for seven years,
and we stopped going there because we've got a bit shit.
And then we went back today,
because you've got to give them another chance.
You've got to give it another chance.
And okay, I want everyone's verdict on vibe, food, prices.
Vibe not drastically improved.
Yeah, kind of the same, maybe add one point.
Yeah, maybe half a point.
Up half a point, because it had a bit of a dying vibe
when we left and it didn't have a dying vibe today.
No.
Playlist still sucks.
Yeah.
God, that place we've been going in the meantime,
great playlist.
Yeah, that place did have a good playlist.
Food, I'd say it's up two points for me.
Yeah.
Yep, definitely up.
If it's out of 10, I'd say it's up two.
I'd say it's up two as well.
After food, I was happy with.
Ellie, you didn't eat, did you?
No, I...
What about on look?
Oh, look.
It was a paint.
No, for Ella.
Look on food.
Oh, it looked good.
Yeah, so you can go with the vibe
of what the food looked like.
It's definitely improved, for sure.
Yeah, remember how shit the steak was when we left?
Remember I tried the steak a couple of times
and it got, the cut of steak got shitter and shitter
and by the end of it, it was literally like
three quarters fat and gristle.
Ew!
That's not good.
And then today, Brie got a schnitzel
the size of her fucking face.
Oh my goodness.
And with schnitzels, schnitzels,
famously not meant to be a great cut of steak.
There was not one bit of fat in it.
Yeah.
I was pretty happy.
And what else were you writing it on?
Price.
Good.
Good deals available.
Yes, good deals.
Great deals.
Yeah, which they've changed that too.
And good to have options.
It's like we were in a monogamous relationship
with this pub and then we decided to break up
and see other pubs.
And now we're seeing our pub again, but it's casual.
It's casual because we've now got a couple of pubs
on our roster.
We're just sleeping together, we're not dating.
Yeah, yeah, we just fuck buddies now.
But it's also like when you're in a long-term relationship
and then you break up, right?
And then you each go off and do your own thing and then
normally when you come back together what happens in a breakup is both people work on themselves.
And maybe you put in a bit more effort because you were taking the situation for granted before.
Which I feel like our pub has put some work into herself.
Yeah have we?
No not at all.
But we were perfect eh we didn't need to do anything.
It wasn't our fault.
Yeah we didn't do anything. Yeah I was buying it wasn't our fault. It wasn't our fault, yeah.
We didn't do anything.
Yeah, I was buying my lotto ticket.
Can you buy me one too?
Just a 15.
If you win.
I always get it wrong, I go to top up my account,
but I go and put my security number in
to the top up account part.
So I'm only trying to top my account up $15,
but I nearly topped it up like.
A lot more.
How many?
I don't want to say how many because it's been my security number.
I could just go into your wallet and find it.
Oh true.
It's like right there.
Did you guys see that story about these people who won one of those luxury homes? You know
those competitions where they-
Yeah, the Heart Foundation lottery.
Well there's a bunch of them and they give away a house
and it's a luxury home and it's all furnished
and it's like beautiful.
Here in Australia.
No, this was in the Gold Coast Hinterland.
Yes, I've heard about those.
Yeah, so there, and I was reading this story
where this couple who live in an apartment
won this four point something million dollar home in the Gold Coast hinterland.
And they, oh you should see this thing, it's beautiful.
Anyway, they didn't even spend one night in there,
they put it straight on the market.
Buzzy.
They said we don't even want to.
You don't wanna touch it.
We don't wanna touch it, we don't want experience.
We want everything to still be brand new, yeah.
So. You didn't spend one night, would new. I'd be tempted to spend one night.
But maybe they know themselves and they know that if they do that they might get attached to it and they not want to sell it.
Whereas if they just sell it they know their life will be better.
Also, in other news, I bought the toaster.
Yes!
Purchased.
The black one?
Cast iron black.
On order. It's not here.
No, no, no, no.
Cause I bought it from the KitchenAid website
cause I had to get the sale.
Yeah.
Had to get them deals.
That's exciting.
Is there an ETA?
When, when should we bring some toast in?
Some bread.
Oh, do you want me to bring it in?
We give it a whirl.
You should have got it shipped to work.
The inaugural fruit toast.
Should we all bring our toasters in
and we all, and we have a toast off.
I live in a shared flat.
Yeah, they won't miss it for a day.
Yeah, just steal the toaster.
My flatmate lives exclusively on toast.
And we have a toast off to see if my brand new toaster
Yeah.
does the best toasting.
I'd have to clean my toaster out, but yep.
Can I borrow the office toaster instead?
No. No, it's toaster instead? No.
No, it's not the game.
No.
But my toaster's in use constantly.
That toaster would get its...
It's seen some shit, man.
I cook hash browns in that thing.
Hell yeah.
Man, that's a good idea.
I think it's a fire hazard.
Remember when Ben used to tell us
that you can cook steak in the toaster?
Oh no, that's rancid.
Also, there's a break that just played out with our show still on while we were recording
this, there's a break that just played out with Ross Boss.
And someone has texted in, Ross Boss has copped some flack on our show today, there's a text
here that says, Ross Boss has one of those gay daddy voices.
Oh my god.
That's so funny. I love that text, that's so good. Are you going to send that to him? one of those gay daddy voices. Oh my God!
Oh, that's so great. I love that too, that's so good.
Are you gonna send that to him?
I kinda get what they're saying.
Like Ross would definitely be a bear.
Like a little, no he'd be a cub.
Or he's hairy and old.
He'd be a cub, he'd be a little cub.
Sorry, he's not hairy and old.
Hey.
Yeah, that was mean.
You're so confident.
Well, I'm hairy and old old so he's hairy and old
Sure
Nice save
I'm telling daddy on you
Alright we need to go
Bye bitch
You going no no?
I'm gonna text back
Should I text back? He makes us call him
Big Papa Bear
He makes us stroke his chest here I text back? He makes us call him Big Papa Bear. Yeah, yeah. He makes us stroke his chest here.
I text him back.
Have mercy next week.
Bye!
Bye, thanks if you liked our post, by the way.
Oh yes, thank you.
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There's an updated...
What was Ella gonna say?
There's just an updated video of it now.
Oh good.
Yeah, if you wanna see some more results.
Thank you very much.
Thanks Ella. Okay, bye. Play Z see some more results. Thank you very much.
Thanks Ella.
Okay bye.
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