ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 25th June 2025

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

We're chatting old bands that might be past it and whether bringing a cat into your flat unannounced is a good idea (long story short, it's not.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hard to go. Saw her last night. Mama Di with Big Steve.

Chaffell Rhone. No, fuck no. What's she doing? Mama Di with Big Steve. Chappell Rhone? No, fuck no. Damn, what's she doing? Mama Di with Big Steve. She was doing Mama Di. I... With Big Steve. You wish.

Man, I love you guys. I talked to Bree's dad, Big Steve, about Di's bet. Oh, the yeah, yeah, yeah. The nudie run. The streak. And he goes, good luck, you wouldn't have seen much. What does that mean? He said she would have pussied out.

Pussy out was the wrong turn of phrase. She would have chickened out. Yeah, she would have pussied in. Ew. A minute in and we're already talking about pussies. I love how she led with that bet though, and we didn't ask for that. We didn't ask for that.

You didn't. Oh no, we did say, do you want want to wage her and I was thinking like 100 bucks kind of thing. I don't even, did we? I feel like she'd already started saying it and then you were like do you want to put a bet in? I'll get my beaver out. We were talking about ACDC at the end of the show before Akadaka and I noticed you were noticeably quiet, Ella. Yeah, I don't know much about them.

Do you know who they are? A band. She only knows me two. Did you recognize the songs that we were playing? A little bit. Wait, is that the guy with the white face, black star on his eye? No, that's Kiss.

Oh yeah. No, I don't know. Good though. Okay, just checking. I'm always interested to see where the line is. Yeah, that's the line. I know the name. No, that's not the line. I know the name. If Ella was a Kiss member, she'd be the one with the little kitty face. That's literally what I was doing during that break, applying to be a foster home cat lady.

A foster Kiss member. For kittens. Are you looking to adopt some kittens? No, foster them. It's the perfect solution. I can't really commit to having my own cat yet. And then I get to come over and have a little bit of a... But you don't have a house. I do, my friend's house. She's got a basement. And I've got permission from Ryan and my friend. I'll be so fucking annoyed if I was letting my friends live in my basement and then she's like, can I foster cats? Yeah. Nah, I'll get cat tents so there won't be piss on the floor.

There'll be like six of little kittens for like two to three weeks. This one time, you'll love this Clint. At band camp. This one time at band camp, my auntie was staying at the house with me and my family when I was growing up, so she was like living with us and she'd been there for a couple of months

and I don't think she really had intentions to leave. But then she bought two cats and didn't tell anyone that she'd bought these two kittens, just brought them home and they were in her part of the house and then mum found out, cause she hadn't been told that auntie was bringing these cats in the house. Obviously through a knot of tantrum,

but was like, what the hell, why are you doing that? Auntie's solution, oh no, no, they're not for me. They're a gift for Claudia. Yeah, classic. And then I found out about it, and then I got to keep them. Woohoo! So I ended up with the cat.

When I was 21, my long distance girlfriend who lived in Rotorua got me a cat for my birthday. That's a terrible present. I didn't ask for a cat. I did express it a soft spot for cats. She's like I'll get you a cat. I was flatting in a townhouse just over there on Dock Street. Oh yeah really just over there. Three-story townhouse with two. And I was the third, they had let me join. Nice.

And I went home to Runrura and I got a surprise cat. No. And I wasn't telling my girlfriend, I wasn't being honest with her. I wasn't like, I don't want this. I was like, oh, thanks. And even her mum was like, you fucking want this? And I texted the flatmates and I was like, how don't want this. I was like, oh, thanks. And even her mom was like, you fucking want this? And I text the flatmates and I was like,

how would we feel about getting a kitten? And they text back straight away and they said, not good. And I was like, surprise! No, why would they say no? That's like my dream. Ruined the dynamic, ruined the flat vibe. One of the girls didn't really care, but she was a bit weirded out about it.

The one who did care went sepo on me. She was angry. Why? Because you can't just bring an animal into the flat. She was angry. Oh, come on. We had to keep the doors of the townhouse closed so the cat wouldn't get out, which they didn't want.

We were young, wild, and free 21, 22 year olds. It's so lovely having an animal in the house, but you can't just in a flat expect other people because they have to be responsible too. The icing on the cake was when I was out of town or for work. Is that the story? Out of town.

Out of town. The kitten went into the angriest flatmate's room and shat on her pillow. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! That's great. That feels personal.

The cat knows that the pillow mate didn't like her. Of all the places. I was keeping the cat, and I was in the bottom floor where the garage was. The cat had to go up the first flight of stairs through the living room. That's really targeted, eh? Up the second flight of stairs to the top floor,

and then a 50-50 call on which bedroom to go into and she managed to go into Kim's bedroom. I feel like cats know, eh? They know. What happened? I assume the flatmate was pissed off but did you ever get kicked out or? No, I eventually moved out because the vibes were off.

And at the time I was like, oh fuck these guys, won't even let me have my cat. But I'm looking back I'm like, nah, let me have my cat, but I'm looking back I'm like no no that was on you Clint that was mostly you Can I take a guess of what color the cat was yep my first I'm gonna have two guesses my Instinct was a tuxedo black and white no my other was just a like a moggy mine's gray brown gray yeah and

Why mostly white with grey. That's cute. Sorry. Did they have a pink nose? Yes. Oh! What happened to this cat? Bounced around a few flats with me for a while.

Oh! That's so cute. And then I got to the point I was like, mom, you have to take the cat. And she didn't want it. No, your parents never want your cat. No, they took the cat, even though they already had a cat.

They do, they don't want it. And I think after the cat had pissed inside, like the 15th time, they were like, take your cat. No, they took the cat, even though they already had a cat. They do, they don't want it. And I think after the cat had pissed inside like the 15th time, they were like, take your cat. So I took the cat to another flat and tried to get the cat to assimilate to that flat. Piss everywhere. Kept it inside for a week and then let it outside and never saw it again.

Never saw it again. It happens. Never saw it again. What was its name? It died. Its name was Subi. That's a cute name. Like Subaru.

No. Like the jeans, but not named after the jeans. That's too expensive for me to know what they are. Subi. Yeah, I don't know Subis. Must be a 50 year old thing. Or a rich thing. I don't wear pants, so.

Just calling Clint old really sets him off. It's because you have no field of reference. You have no frame of reference. You're like, you're 50. I just know it really annoys you and I know you're nowhere near 50. It's just perfect. It's the perfect button to push. She started doing it to me though which is the problem.

You did. You're like, oh you're like them and I'm like oh no. The arrogance of this fucking child who doesn't know AC fucking DC. That'll bite me in the bum. I'll be old one day. Not you, you'll be young forever. Forever young she wants to be forever dumb Okay Okay, sir, that's nice Say sorry. Sorry. I didn't say sorry. I'm sorry for I did say sorry. Sorry to me, too What for I don't know sorry, I'll give you a preemptive sorry I'm gonna do later. Yeah guys guys

Give me two seconds. Build ups. Ready? I don't think I need that one. No. Oh. You're not posting that on our pages. No, that was just for Brie.

You're not posting your fart on our pages. She's doing a Brie and she's farting on us. Yeah, Brie's away, so I just thought I'd bring her vibe in. We don't need that How was it? Bree hasn't seen it. I messaged the group chat and that was a fight I didn't do now That was a video of me fighting. So so far it's been received poorly by us and not by Bree at all. She's busy, it's fine She'll reply when she can I'm just giving her some good content while she's busy. I hate fights eh

Why it's fun! Everyone hates fights, not fun. Grow up I'm just giving her some good content while she's busy. I hate farts eh. Why? It's fun! Just hate it eh. Everyone who hates farts, not fun. Grow up. Grow up. No you grow up. No you!

It's a fun stupid thing. I'm gonna put a poll in the... Oh no I feel like everyone likes brie so they're already on the side of farts. Yeah haha. The radio fart has disappeared off our wall by the way. No! Find it! Uh have a great...

No! Wait. We're leaving, we're leaving. No! Get in the car. No dad! We are leaving. I'm not gonna play it, I was just noticing that it was gone. Bye everybody. H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O You can take me off to go That's not it, that's not it, that's not it That's my favourite one That's perfect