ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 25th March 2026

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

Producer Ella has just discovered a brand new type of music that's never been done, and Bree's making the most of her time on the family farm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Because I ain't no party. We've lost two of my favourite after party intros. We've lost Mama Dyes Hot to Go. Mm-hmm. And we've lost you guys singing After Party to the Billy Ilish churn. After Party. I knew it was intentional. They're definitely not at the top of your wall anywhere.

Oh, did you move into the top? After Party. Duh. I want to make more. I, um, Claude. what I asked of you? Yeah, I haven't got one yet. If you want to make me happy.

It's just been a bit busy. Yeah, true. I know. And I know one day you'll surprise me. Yeah, one day I'll surprise you. Please, one day. I asked Claude for a show opener, not even a podcast opener, with the 2-1-2 song.

Oh, that's right. I just had to play the one because I couldn't remember what it was. I like that one. So is that the song? No. What's the two two two one two? I'm the uptown. You know what's uptown like you do.

I'm a ruin you can't. And then two on two. What's her name again? Azalea Banks. She's an absolute shit show of a person. That ain't get an eaten. That ain't get an eaten. Tung, tongue to deep end.

Ew. Um, what? I was gonna say, have you guys, heard Ray's new song. Ray. Hans Zimmer is in it. Well, he has done some instrumental stuff. Does it go like something like,

I just found my husband? Where is my Zimmer? No. Where is my Hans? Husband. Oh, it's so good. She's making a new genre. That's all I'll say.

No, seriously, you go fucking listen. She's added orchestra to top music. She's reinventing. She's reinventing. music that's not a new thing to do. You know what I like about you, Ella. You never exaggerate. I'm not.

You go listen to this. You know what I like is everything that you hear is new to you and so it's genuine excitement about something that probably has already happened but it's new to you and it's cute to hear. It's like narration, pop, symphony sort of music all in one. Sounds like the sunscreen song. It's giving it's giving JoJo. Zimmer.

It's giving JoJo Siwa when she said, she invented gay pop. I'm so mad at you right now. Do not. I need to leave. No, no, no. We're happy for you. Go listen to it and let me know, okay?

We have you in the most patronising way possible. I promise you, once I hear it, and if I will eat my words and I will say to you, you were right. I didn't like it the first go, the second go. I was all in, so it's quite different. Do you have it? Do you have it there? What's it called? No, we're not live listening to a song.

I'm going to find it later. This is like when someone's like, shows you a cool YouTube video and makes you sit through it. Like a two minute video and you're like, oh, cool. That's so great. I'm so happy for you. Yeah, right. Okay, what is it called though?

For people at home that want to listen to it. Okay, let me find it. Click, click, click, clap. Symphony, I need that. Can everyone talk amongst yourselves. How are you, Bree? What's going on? What's for dinner?

It's only like two in the afternoon where, Bree. It's three o'clock. Have you had mum's chicken wings yet? Click, click, click, clap. Yes, I did on the first night. Yay. It wasn't even planned. I was like, oh, everything's coming up with me and then it all went down ill.

Are you allowed to request a dinner? Oh, I think I am, but I am very aware that I am just super grateful that I don't have to cook. What is your fiancé doing all day while you're doing the radio show? Hanging out with my parents. Oh, you're nice. Jealous. She went for a ride on the quad. Had a walk

Is that massive spa pool still in operation? Yeah Oh my God Yeah Maybe she had a spa Can you do that trend brie Where it's like Mom

Shut up Mom Meatloaf That one's Mom Bring me the meatloaf Yeah that one's funny You want some You want some back there

What is you doing? What are you doing? Shut up mom Yeah that's fun Also the song's called Click Clack Symphony Sounds great by Ray, where's my husband?

Shut up. And the new guy on the scene. I'm never going to say anything I like here again. Hans Zimmerman. Incredible Cornfield is one of my favorite pieces from him. Do you know what? From interstellar. Fuck, yeah.

Someone listening to this is going to be by bit. You know what else is definitely my favorite. That new Bruno Mars song. I love how different it sounds. You're always talking about it. I piss off. Different direction for him. He's reinvented music.

it. Oh, don't get. Go grab a pair of nuts. Are you fucking... You know what that Bruno Mars song sounds like to me? This is not making fun of Ella. This is making fun of Bruno Mars. If you listen to it, risk it all by Bruno Mars.

It's got all that sort of Spanish influence to it. And it sounds to me like he's upset that Lady Gaga got asked to be part of that bad bunny performance of his song with Lady Gaga and he didn't. So he's like, well, I can do... I can do... I can do a, I can do a, a saucerish song as well. Oh, that's probably the wrong word for it. I love regatone.

It literally sounds like die with a smile with a Spanish twist. So it sounds like the version that Lady Gaga did at the Super Bowl. You did right. Die with a smule. Oh, every one of his songs is just the same stuff over and over again. It's just kid crap. All right, all right, guys. All right.

Oh, well, Ella, that's a bit negative. Come on, Ella. He's one of the most popular artists in the world. It's not that bad. It's bad. How many Grammys you got? None. Shameful.

Have you got none? That's less than Bruno Mars. What you've got to? Put your Grammy up. Here's a question. Here's a question. What? If you...

When is it not about Clint? I'm listening, Bree. I'm listening. You're trying hard. I'm trying real hard. If you were to win a big award, like a famous award, like an Oscar or a Grammy or a Grammy or a... Nobel Peace, whatever it is.

What award do you think you would be most likely to win? Oh no, I got it. As a person. Okay, first of all, love to win a Grammy, but also Nobel Peace Prize would be so amazing. And I'd do it for all the cats. Does a radio award count?

Because that's no one. I hope they don't give out Nobel Peace Prize as your cats. Yeah, you're going to say Radio Awards. The award we would be most likely to win. Is that your question? Yeah, like you as a person. A Razzie. Fatest ass.

Right, we're doing jokes. Big fat tits. Oh, Ella. Oh, fuck Ella. Ella. First the hate, the hate on Bruno Mars and now this. You see fat ass. Yeah, but you took it too far.

Yeah, pH. Don't talk about a woman's body like that. Talk about my beautiful body like that. I don't care. It's a woman's body. Ella, women are more than just their fat tits, okay? So do I have to go to my doctor for this? I've got some spots, but it's near my boobs.

Okay, can we wrap it up. Near the pharmacy? Is it on your Ariel? No. I don't think you can show you boobs to a pharmacist. No, just like in between. It's just like, right, can you look that right there? See? I don't see anything. Just a tattooed. Do what, Bree did. Take a photo of it. Upload it to chat, GPT. Maybe I should. Get some cream.

What award would I win? You're back to the question of hand. Yeah, please, let's go. I, I'm surprising to me too. I've not the most awarded person. What? Like I haven't won that many awards. Seriously? I'm sure. I had quite a good run. Like I was at high school I won a lot of awards Okay, did you win any radio awards when you were at the other place? No, I never won a single radio award.

That's hilarious. And then I went to university and I won a scholarship when I finished, when I started my job. And that was the last, I think it might be the last thing I won that scholarship. You do then, you do. Yeah, I don't think in the time I've been working, I've won a single award. So it's your fault that we haven't won. Did you not win Best New Broadcast or anything? I could be the jinx. No, I don't know.

Neither. Neither. Bree? What was the last? Oh, you won TV personality of the year. That was, yeah, a big deal for me because I'm like you, Clint. I haven't won much.

So when I won that, I was like, holy shit. Sports thing. Oh, that, but like Clint said, he won a lot of stuff when he was younger. I did win heaps of stuff when I was younger for sport. I never won. And then, like, did not. Oh, no, speeches.

I won speech competitions. Yeah, I'll bring you one back over. I won the year. Citizenship Award for being a nice person. That is the participation of participation awards. Oh shit.

What's the shit as award? Like, if we did win a radio award, I would be so gutted like if we won a promo award. Oh, I was going to enter a promo award. No, like I would be like, I think

I'm not saying I'm not saying I don't want to win that but if that's the only thing. You take what you can fucking get at this stage. This can't be chooses, eh? It's the Supreme Award or nothing. Also, I'm so annoyed that the one that we want to win, we don't get to go up and do a speech. Only breakfast ones get to

do a speech. Because if we win that, I'm stopping the whole ceremony. If we win that, we're getting up there and saying about fucking time. Literally. We'll storm the stage. I want to. I want to say, oh my God, I just want to think my fans. Bring a confetti pop or something.

Oh my God. Have you guys ever seen when like Amy Polar Melissa McCarthy and I think there's a bunch of other women at the, is it the Oscars or something or the Emmys maybe and when they call them out for the nominations they all just walk up on stage

should we talk to the other drive shows and we all just thought that's not bad I worry that on the night we'd be the only ones to do it and everyone else would be out but I mean that's a fun story and losing and then they're like the winners are

Not you guys. Anyway, stop talking about it. You're going to jinx it. Okay. Oh, because we haven't already been jinxed. Not even nominated yet. We don't know. Oh, Ellie, you just jinx the nomination.

If we're not nominated, it's your fault. This might be your worst podcast ever. You guys are funny. Turn a microphone off. This would be worse than when you air checked us. Yeah. I can do that again. Are you going to round out this podcast with an air check?

Yep. So I can't even do it. Talk less. Smile. careful. I'm fragile. I know. I'm not ever doing that again, okay. Peace out, bitches. See tomorrow. Bye.

Bye. 6. 5, 6, 7. 8. H.O. D.O. You can take me half to go. Fat tits. And the award for Fattest tits goes to Play ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok

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