ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 25th May 2026

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

We've got a fancy event coming up next week and we all have very different ways of approaching it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, everybody. Welcome to the after party. Bree's wearing her new shoes, which you haven't seen yet. You need to go and look at our Instagram account. See Bree's special shoes that we got her as a gift. I'm still wearing them. She's agreed to wear them to the radio awards. Are they sweaty?

I agree. And if you'll watch the video back, I had my fingers crossed. No, it doesn't matter if you're fingers crossed because we shook hands. You could have my fingers crossed when we shook hands. Nah, that's bad sportsmanship. Yeah, it's bad sportsmanship. Can I just wear them like... That's seven years.

bad sex. Do I have to wear them to the actual event? Yes. Yeah, but not the after party. Yeah, yeah. And that's the beauty of ballet flats. The after party.

You can stick them in your handbag. The after party's where I do want to wear them because, like... Oh, okay, you can wear them to the after party then. Yeah, by that stage, you guys will peel off and you won't know where I am. Peer. You'll be peeling those crocs off your feet by the end of the day. Anyway, go and look at the...

They're too small. They're going to keep me fucking blisters. Wear them the other way. Like a Mary Jane. Oh, fuck. I ate a Mary Jane. Fuck you, Steve Madden. Fuck you, fuck you.

Hey, you're welcome. Don't say we don't think of you. We sourced those. How much were these fucking things? None of your business. Don't ask how much a gift cost. You don't ask how much a gift cost. That's the height of rudeness.

You guys did pay for it. No, we did pay for it. Say thank you very much. Get us a gift. Come on. Yeah, pony up. Thank you for the worst gift ever. The radio awards actually next week.

Yeah, the next Thursday. we haven't talked about it? Well, you have a little bit. We have. You've been the fashion police. Oh, is that why you had a meltdown last week? Is that why you had a meltdown last week?

No. I just hate. No, I'm going to be positive. I get nervous with these events, but it will be fun. I've got a good outfit. I hope my outfit gets here in time. Woo.

Same. Anyone would think you guys don't have clothes at home. Oh my God, you're such a Nazi police. I'm trying a, um... Oh! Sorry. What are you fucking wearing them? Yeah, you little fuck with.

highhalls? I don't know. Something classic and lovely. It's weird of conflict. I love that. I love that he pretends and he's like, I don't even know. I'll pick something out in last month. Bullshit. You know what you're wearing. I don't. I don't. But there'll be something. Don't wear a beanie.

Oh, because it's, why, on what planet? Oh, yeah, don't wear a beanie. Don't wear a beanie like he did. Remember that was a couple years ago? Yeah, that was bad. We're all like, have you not washed your hair. Good joke. Ella wanted to wear jorts. No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. It called cleats. or clots. Colots. They're called... Actually, you're both wrong. They're called... No, Breeze wearing cleats.

The crocs. They're called a Bermuda short. I love a Bermuda short. I rate it. Yeah, same. So suck it, Clint. Yeah, Clint. Sorry, I don't know why I'm trying to be grumpy.

The classic formal Bermuda short. Guys, I'm trying a formal occasion life hack, and whether it works or not, we will see. I've booked a haircut the morning of. No! Oh, that's about it. That's great.

No, it's a terrible idea. That is an awful idea. It's my trusted hairdresser. It's not a rando. Oh, is it the guy? Is that one of your guys' laptops that's that loud? Oh, sorry. Hell is bloody laptops.

Jesus, it's working overtime. Oh, God, release videos to price off. Trying to process the footage of you and those crocs. Too hot to handle. It's going, oh, wow, deeper. System overdrive. You can turn my mic off. It's not shutting up.

Motherboard, fried. Fuck my life. Fuck my life. Monday. Can never rub one out again. Yeah. After seeing those shoes, I'll tell you. Rub one out.

You literally just say. I think bring that word back. That sentence. I agree. Rub one out. Do a little DJ down there. Do a little bit. Oh, my God.

Okay, can we go on now? Hey, Matt. Get it down on I? I love it when Bree and I vibe and then he's two are like, what the fuck. They're like, can you go or shut up? we're just like tried to change the subject but you guys don't like talking to me

I'm sorry go Claude No I'm done Oh I'm sorry Why are you doing it on the day It's such a shocking idea No it's great It'll be great

Because then I get a blowout And then I don't have to do my hair later I've had that thought before Yeah And I was gravely mistaken Why don't you get your hair cut If you need a haircut Which arguable

But why don't you get the hair cut This week And get the blowout The day of the radio Because then I have to pay Twice But don't you have to pay for the blowout anyway? Yeah, it's all included.

How much is the blowout? For the cut and blow is 135. How much is the blowout? That's a cheap blowing. 80? Yeah. No, you're lying. No, I'll show you. The blowout is more expensive than the haircut. No, the haircut is 135.

Yeah. The blowout is 80. Oh, on top? No. Like, if you just get a blowout. Oh, so if you get them separately. It's more expensive. Oh. I see what you're saying. So what you're saying. So what you're saying is it. Pay for the pay for the pay?

and ask them to split it over two days. Leave with wet hair. I doubt that they will do that. No, it's going to be great. I have full faith. And if it isn't great, that's my fault. It's fine. Does anyone else feel like Radio Awards was literally yesterday?

Yeah, it's buzzing. No, six years ago. No, it's been a long year. Long, long year. You wreck it? Yeah. This one has not snuck up on me. I was a different person the last time we did Radio Awards.

Where are you now? Are you a cuddled up? No, I was a shell of a human. Oh, you were freshly. broken up. That's right. That's why you and I we snuck flasks in...

Can we do that again? Shall I backstreet boys and sneak some fireball in for you guys? I'll sneak my own fireball in things. I don't want your fireball ball ball. I'm going to try both of your fireball balls and see which one's the best. Fireball ball.

What did I have in my flask? I had wet pussy shots. Yeah, and I had wet pussy shots but a different flavor. That's right. I thought you were going to say a different kind. Different kind, if you know what I mean. Wet pussy is a type of drink, by the way. And it's also...

Anatomy. Do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-whoop. So just gear up that there will be a hungover show and podcast sometime next week. Oh, it's going to be fan-fuckintastic. And my favourite shows. I have two dice. If you guys guess what it is, we'll keep doing the podcast. It's going to add up to seven.

If you don't, the podcast is over. Seven. Nine. Call, call, call. Ten. What did you say? Nine. Nine.

Seven. Ten. Seven. Fuck. Told you. Next topic. Next topic. Okay.

Are we all matching at the radio awards or are we just doing whatever we want and seeing how it goes? Not wearing collots. No, no, no, I mean like colors vibe, like, because there was one year where you guys all wore black and I wore bright pink. We didn't talk about it. Oh, yeah, that looked a bit weird. Why, did you think that we were all going to wear bright pink? Yeah, I assumed. Normally, you do.

I wore bright pink and yellow, one year. You did. Wow. My second favourite was Khalifa song. Pink in yellow, pink and yellow. What's the number? Eight. Eight.

Five. Five. Oh, you did low. Oh, shit. It's two dice. Eight, five, twelve. It's got to be more than five. Oh no, it doesn't.

Oh, no, you dick one. Shit, man. 8, 5, 12, 6. We're out of here. Yay! See ya! I'm having a... Alan's still trying to work out how dice work.

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