ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 25th October 2023

Episode Date: October 25, 2023

Covid finally caught up to Clint... who is he if he's not immune to Covid?! Anyway, he had to sit this podcast out, but you can catch him on the main podcast. Which means it's ladies night here at the After Party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Everyone's doing drugs at the after party, but their prescription. No one's doing anything illegal at the after party. Yeah, keep that one. Yeah, that was great. Well done. I went to a dark place and then I came to and I just saw Claudia's face and I know good stuff

did not happen in here yes producer Ella we can hear you Brooke you on there mate Brooke are you involved here oh there we go yeah it's the gals the pussy pals pussy pussy

the uteri is that more than one uterus The gals. Yeah, the girls. The pussy pals. Pussy, pussy. Oh, my God. Sorry. The uteri. Is that more than one uterus? Is that the plural? The uterine. The uteri or the uterine? The uteruses. The urethras.

Oh, yeah, that's it. That'll be it. Yeah. Has anyone here ever had a catheter? Nah. Oh, up your bum. Up your, no. A catheter goes up your urethra. What does it do?

Essentially, it bypasses your wee hole so then it just, instead of, like when you've had an operation and you can't really move for a while, that's a time where they'll put a catheter in so you don't have to get up and go to the toilet and hurt yourself. And essentially, you always feel like you kind of need to wee but you don't because it's just going straight out into a bag weird yeah i've had i've had one a couple of times no way yeah after my endometriosis surgery yikes that would how long did you have it for um oh just like 24 hours that'd be so weird.

Yeah. Have you had one, Claude? Nah, I've never had a big surgery. Oh, lucky. Do you want one? Not from you. Thanks. If you had to have one, which one would you want?

Which surgery? Maybe get my appendix out. That could be fun. Oh, yeah, because you don't need it. Don't need it. Yeah, don't need that. That's a pretty easy recovery, isn't it? Or just take my leg off.

I don't know. Yeah. Either or. That's a pretty easy recovery, isn't it? Or just take my leg off, I don't know. Yeah. Either or. That's so lucky that you've, have you been put under full anesthetic ever? I got my wisdom teeth out. Oh yeah, well it depends. Some people put you under fully and some don't. I've never broken a bone.

Apart from my wisdom teeth, I've never had stitches. Oh. Yeah. Must be nice. Must be nice. What about you girls any surgeries i had my stitches ripped because someone put a basketball in my face because i got a mole removed for cosmetic reasons where was the mole on the side of my face just like on the side it could have gone bad could have gone south yeah and then this guy damon buffs a basketball on my face the next day Oh fucking Damon Damon's such a cock isn't he

Hard He's always doing shit like that I feel like people with the name Damon Always are quite shit stirrers Toby Zane I had a guy named Zane Dean is the name for me

Dean Apart from our Dean. Kid at school named Dean bullied me pretty bad. So I just associate that name now. In my life, I've met one man named Chris that I liked. One. Who's that? Chris from here.

Oh, yeah. Chris is lovely from here. But Chris can be Christopher, Krista. It's always Christopher's. Never Christians. It's always Christophers, never Christians. It's always Christophers. Sorry to the Christophers out there. Do better. Has anyone got any weird thoughts that they've written in their notes section

that they want to share? Everyone open up their last notes. Let me look at my song lyrics. This was a piece of content that was in my notes section that didn't make the show today. So I've got a Samsung frame tv and it has this yeah i'm pretty i'm pretty fucking fancy uh and it has this channel that like comes with the tv it's like a samsung channel it has has a few channels but one of the channels i've noticed

recently is a 24-hour dawson's creek channel so Wow. So it just plays Dawson's Creek. Well, I don't know if that's true, but every time I turn the TV on, like every time. You have to sit there for 24 hours and make sure it's true, man. Yeah, maybe I should. You don't know. And then I thought, what would be, like, your ultimate show that you'd want a 24-hour channel of?

Friends. I feel like. No, never get sick of it. friends is a good one i've been re-watching modern family and i can only do maybe two or three episodes in one go but friends could keep going forever and ever and ever yeah friends is classic what about you bro um i would think like live ctv footage of someone i know but now you weirdo i don't know maybe like steinfeld something i've never watched before wait did what did you what did you call it steinfeld what is it steinfeld sorry i like brooke being here i've never i've never even seen steinfeld have you

oh that was i felt the stein man the style how old are you again bro uh turning the big 22 taylor swift in december baby oh shit oh claude we haven't asked you what would be the 24 hour channel bluey bluey obsession with bluey awesome when you should go to the bluey house in brisbane oh can i do that yeah yeah there's an actual i'm not going to brisbane oh got it close enough got it if i next time i'm in brisbane i'll go to the bluey house and take a photo and i'll put my face on your face so it looks like i was i mean it's pretty much the same and everyone wins i just found in my notes um i didn't know what this was it took me the entire note to to read to figure it out what it is but it was the time that i had to go to magic mike because you guys couldn't

go and i was writing notes wait you had to wait what i was writing notes in case you guys needed to know what it was remember when we almost talked to channing wait did you go to did you go to the movie because we couldn't tell you about it read the notes clint was busy yeah what are the notes working at a bar sees girl from first movie. Salma Hayek asks for a dance. And then there's some quotes. Quote, I don't fuck with vegetables. Quote, how'd you get that body then? And then it says Mike has to direct a play.

Spoilers. Through the power vested in me from this magic Mike. This is another quote. The themes are the power of dance and the connections between people. It was such like an english essay a horrible film i haven't seen any of the other ones that's the only one i've seen and i was like is this what they're all i loved the first one the second one was all right third one no thanks and i watched it alone no one from here came there was no one else in the cinema

literally empty cinema because it was like a screening and i'm like this feels really like literally empty cinema because it was like a screening and i'm like this feels really like wrong yeah fair but now i'm never gonna watch the other ones thanks a lot guys no i watched the first and second one no i'm not going to i refuse what about claudie's like i've had enough i got something what have you got okay i found something that says words i like cool i. I got three. Okay. What words have you got? This is so weird. I got holiday, cool, and blue. Blue's great.

Thanks. It's because all those words are associated with something good. Like cool is a cool word and always used in a good context. Holiday is a holiday. I like the word fish. Fish. I'm going to add that on my list. Fish.

Taken. I like the word b. Fish. I'm going to add that on my list. Fish. Yeah, put that on. Fish. Taken. I like the word bauble. Bauble. How do you spell bauble? B-A-U-B-L-E. I'll say B-A-U-B-L-E.

Oh, fuck. Was I right? Yep. Oh, bauble. Oh, power move. Michael bauble. Michael bauble. Michael bauble. Michael bauble. Michael bauble.ble Michael Bobble

Michael Bobble Michael Bobble Michael Bobble It's time to defrost him Right Did anyone have a It's beginning Did anyone

Michael Merry Christmas Sorry Did anyone have a Pet fish as a kid No My brother had an axolotl What the

Fuck they freak me out The dragon Nah the little fish lizard. Salamander? No, it's an axolotl. Salamander's different. Those things, cool. Nah, they freak me out.

There was a game made about an axolotl. They're in Minecraft. Are they? If you put them in the water with heaps of animals, I put it in the water with heaps of animals and then I woke up the next morning and had eaten all my dolphins what yeah let's play a game where we go around the room as to who had the weirdest pet as a kid okay okay everyone have a think okay oh there's so many can i speak i've got a second part to this game okay it's a really good one all right okay i house does it count if a house said it no okay but we could go for it anyway i'm gonna include it okay who goes go my

english no my primary school's teachers pet rats okay pet rat that's pretty weird. Yeah, no, kick it off with the pet rat. I like it. I'll go next. We had at one stage in my childhood, we had alpacas. You win. Oh, I want them. They're so cute. I think we can go weird on that. Claude? We had chinchillas. Oh!

I'm so obsessed with chinchillas. They're so soft. I don't think we have them in Australia. Oh, really? Are chinchillas the little rat-looking thing? Yeah. Oh, they'reinchillas. They're so soft. I don't think we have them in Australia. Oh, really? Are chinchillas little rat-looking things? Yeah. Oh, they're so cute. So soft, yeah.

And they have dust baths. Oh, Claudia's taking the lead. Brooke, can you one-up Claudia? No, we had a little pig called Elizabeth Swine. Oh, I had a pig too. Elizabeth Swine. Yeah. Shoot.

The little runt, yeah. Oh, my God. Not better than a chinchilladdle. Was it a miniature pig or just a normal pig? No, it was the runt of the group, so, yeah, it was a little wee thing. No, but as in, was it going to grow to be bigger? Accidentally miniature. We don't know because all of a sudden it went missing and then we had bacon for dinner.

Living in the farm in the sky. Oh, no. Yeah, he went to run around on a run around did you grow up on a farm we yeah multiple farms what what kind of farms dairy oh okay yeah i didn't know that about you yeah i'm from the waikato yeah we're like bloody fellow farm girls you went wasn't yours an apple farm yeah no but we both grew up on a on probably I grew up on a lifestyle block. What are you saying? An apple farm's not a real farm. Well, they don't wake up at 6 o'clock in the morning and you have to milk them.

Mate, my dad is up at 5.30 every day. Passing those apples. Well, not anymore because he doesn't work on that farm anymore. Grow a little apple. And Claudia, a hobby farm is not a farm. It was not a hobby farm. It was a lifestyle block. It's two and a half acres.

It's the same thing. We had baby cows and horses and goats and chickens which they laid eggs and how much and and did you um take this produce to market no that would have been so fun though like i'd much rather grow up on a lifestyle block than a real farm but it was the early 2000s and the um signal to cell phones stopped like two kilometers before our house oh my parents still don't have reception yeah like ever yeah oh that's right they've got bad wi-fi or something oh no joke like i grew up like rural like country country like there was this one spot in the house that you could get one bar of service and then sometimes it would work sometimes it wouldn't and still to this day

my parents have horrible servers horrible internet i'm like they are the perfect candidates for starlink yeah is that what it is starlink is that your little mask thing yeah i have a friend who lives in a bus who's got starlink oh Oh, cool. Really? That's cool. Works really well. Is that the bus you went and stayed at? Yeah. Yeah, nice. Up the far north.

Yeah, love that. Yeah. Pretty good. They should get it. I mean, it's expensive probably. I wonder how much it is. I think they had a special on. Did they?

Yeah. A Labor Day sale. How weird is that? Cyber Monday come and sale. Does that mean we'll never get stories ever again about people going missing in the jungle and then like, you know. I hope so. I don't hope so.

You want people to go missing. Yeah, and then we get to watch a movie about how they survived and found their way out. It's nice that you want people to go missing, get lost in the wilderness. Builds resilience. Yeah. There'll be a human era.

Have you ever seen that movie and it's got Daniel Radcliffe in it? He's the main guy. Harry Potter? No. And it's a true story about this guy who goes missing. I think it's in the Amazon. Ah. Oh, my God.

It's such a good movie. I can't do it when another lead actor takes on any other role like that's harry potter harry potter yeah he's got this movie remember when that clip went viral recently of him like ripping off his shirt and ah that's how tall is harry potter he's little i reckon he's like 5'5". Harry Potter or Daniel Radcliffe? Same thing. Same person. Claudia's Googling. I'm going to convert it.

He's only 5'4". Oh, I was close. Oh, my God. He looks 5'4". Okay, let's play height game. Are you ready? How tall is Jennifer Lawrence? I want to say she's 5'8".

I was going to say 5'8". Can't. I've already taken it's 5'8". I was going to say 5'8". 5'7". 5'9". Come on, Brooke. 5'11". I don't know centimeters, man. She's 5'9". 5'9".

Crush that. Nice work. All right, Harry Styles. I want to say he's 5'8". 6'1". 6'2". 5'8". 6'3".

6'3". Oh, okay. Who's next? Olivia Rodrigo. Oh, shit. 5'5"? 5'6". 5'7".

5'5". Brooke? Brooke? 5'4". 5'4". Oh, really? Yeah. Fuck me.

The girls from the Veronicas. 4'11". Really? 5'1". Forever, their song. Forever. I forgot to vote, but I already looked. One of them's 5'1", the other one's 5'2".

I guess. That's bullshit. I've met them. They're way shorter than that in real life. Yeah, I reckon they're 4'11". You don't think they've grown? You don't think people can grow, Brie? Well, I met them when they were in their late 20s,

so I don't know if they would have. How short is Kim Crossman? I reckon Kim would be about 5'1". Oh. Yeah. I'd say 5 even. Yeah. She'd be about 5'1".

Google says she's 5'2". Lies. Okay, one more. How tall is... Hugh Jackman? Oh. I want to say he's 6'1". 5'11".

He's 6' even. Yeah, 6'1". I feel like he never made it to 6'0". Oh, he's 6'3". Hey! 6'3"! Bloody 3! Oh, jeez. What about Jibiden? What's he? Jibiden? Oh, he's 6'3". He's 6'3". Oh, jeez.

What about Jibiden? What's he? Jibiden? Oh, who cares? Jibiden's 6'0". Really? He used to be 6'1". Yeah, true.

But he's shrunk. And he's 80 years old. Yeah. All right. Well, that was a fun game. We didn't get to play my cool second part of to the pet game. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Go, sorry. I'll say it and then we can just finish the podcast okay I played it at a party one time and it really brought up the mood how did your first pet die

oh fuck me right yeah it was really good fun that is such a grim game if you've got like awkward party anxiety just whip that one out man

and how would the song go to that game how did your pet die how did your pet die how did your pet die let How did your pet die? How did your pet die? Let's talk about your childhood trauma. Bye.