ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 25th September 2025

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

The WHOLE team is back together! And we're definitely not missing anyone... so excuse while we use this moment to objectify everyone that's ever existed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. In the words of Brie, everybody is here. Everybody is here. Don't make me feel bad. Bree forgot Ella exhausted. I just forgot that she was here. She's not.

She's not. I forgot that she wasn't here. Did you see that? I'm sick. So we've been joking. I mean, that was a mistake. But then we kept joking about it. And someone texting going, oh, poor producer Emma.

Oh, is that the joke they were doing? That's quite high level. I don't even know if it was a joke. It could have been a joke. It could have not been a joke. Guys, I'm stuck. What? Where?

You've already, you planted the seed. Where? What are you stuck with now? You planted the seed of the five hottest women in the world right now. and it's all that's going around in my head. Is it the five women that you're thinking of, or are you still putting your list together? I don't know.

I'm too scared to complete the list because then there'll be someone that comes up that I've forgotten about. Well, that's the risk you have to take. I know, and I've got commitment issues. I've got a fear of commitment around locking down my list. Do you think our list will be drastically different to Clint's list? Oh, 100%.

Yeah, yours will be weird. No, it won't. And Claudia's will have some, Claudia will include at least one person that we've never heard of. Hannah Waddingham. Yeah, see? Hannah Waddingham is like one of the main stars of Ted Lassow. The tall one.

The tall, blonde one. Oh, I like her. Yeah, she's hot. Yeah. Also, classic Claudia pick. Thank you. And Kristen's doing it. I feel like Sapphire, my partner, would have Hannah Waddingham on hers as well.

I'm going to climb her like a tree. Okay, calm down. How tall do you reckon she is? Do you not objectify these women, please, Claudia? I thought that's what we were doing. Just kidding. are. Yay. How tall is she? She'd be six foot, right? They're never as tall as you think, women.

She wears heels as well, though. Shut up. She's five foot 11. Is she? So not that much taller than me. Clint, I forget how tall you are. And then you showed me a video on your phone yesterday, and I was like, holy shit. Mahosive. Yeah, do you want to see you from my perspective? Have you seen that trend? Oh, Lord, no, I don't. I film here, and I walk up to call you. And you look down.

And I talk to you, and you get to see what I say. Like a whittle baby Put it this way I see the part of your hair Every day Oh that's That's my worst section Have you got any grays yet?

No she doesn't I do thank you I have some whites So oh that's right You said you've got whites I'm proud of them I like them a lot Smells lovely too I call them my sparkles

Cordia's here No It's a joke about me Something So doer leap is on the list Yeah Sydney Sweeney's on your list Yeah, but she doesn't have to be

Yeah, she does She's your number one You have to be You drool over her You'd have a little wank to her Once a week Hey Hey, hey

Be honest with yourself Clean it up You clean yourself up Who else? Just spitball Yeah, who else? Don't say it's like that No, I don't feel comfortable now

Oh, as if you don't Who else? You really? Can't fill a list? So happy with yourself. Um, well, you know, there's just so many wonderful women out there. Is there anyone, like your age? Oh, it's a good question.

And I think that those are good to include. Is Scarlett Johansson my age? No, she's older. Oh. I reckon she should be 41, 42. That's your age. Yeah. Adjacent.

Um, this is where I get confused by the male species, right? Oh, yeah, okay. I get confused Like the Sydney Sweeney thing Perplexes me a little bit No it doesn't It does it does No it doesn't I've explained it to you

It's Marilyn Monroe Yeah It's the Marilyn Monroe phenomenon She has no She has zero personality In my opinion You always say that What no idea

About her yes You say that about everyone That I'm attracted to Apart from my wife Oh let's be real All the people you're attracted to Have zero personality It's your main criticism of dual

leaper, too. She has zero personality. She does not. Being hot is a personality. See, at least she's not in it for the personality. Scarjo's only 40, by the way. See, Scarlett Johansson, I can 100% M on board with. I think she's beautiful. She got personality. I can see why

why is personality so important to you. It's one of her attractive qualities. It's everything. Why are you so hung up on personality? You're so superficial. I think that means I'm the opposite. Just because someone has a shit personality, you write them off. I have to say, that is true.

No, but this is the thing that perplexes me, right? You've got Sydney Sweeney. Yeah. Yeah, she's attractive. I'm not saying that I'm like, oh, she's hideously. Yeah, she's attractive. I'm not super attracted to her. Shit personality.

Whereas you've got Margot Robbie, way more attractive in my opinion. She's on the list. Way more attractive in my opinion. There's room for both. Yeah. And she's got a way bit of personality. And so why all the men just like, ooh, over Sydney, Sweeney? Explain it to me.

Is it just the boob thing? Is that what it is? I'd be a big part of it. Two big parts of it. Yeah, I don't think we look at it as deeply as you. I don't. I don't. Like when we're picking our hall pass, we actually want to, like, be able to banter and laugh at someone.

Yeah, yeah. You think it through. Yeah. Whereas we just go, oh. She got big tits. She got big titties. Long hair, big tits. Oh, husha boobbies.

Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, touch her boobies. You asked. I didn't ask for that. But not me, not me. No, not you. Not me. Because you have a personality. So who's your personality higher?

Oh, I've got to include one. Do you think any women are funny? Aubrey Plaza. Aubrey Plaza has got a great personality. She's funny, she's hot. She's smart. and you don't find it problematic, do you? No, you're not problematic?

Yeah, good. Why? Am I meant to? I don't know. You just started criticizing some of my selections on a political basis. When? Sidney Sweeney. She's the only one.

Oh, guys. I just don't look at women like this. I mean, let's be real. Sydney Sweeney hasn't had a good run lately. No. But I didn't like it, in fairness, and you can attest to this. I always hated her. I didn't think much of her, like much of her before this, before all that stuff.

Is that true? You are consistent, yes. Yes. Hey, Clint, you don't have to sleep with them, but who is your men list? Oh, I could give you my men list. Idris Elver. Well, no, I couldn't give it to you, but I could, I could work it out. Go.

I could work out my man crushes. Go. No, I'm not doing it live. Any man over 6-4 is on my list. They're probably likely to be on my list. Name a man. Four and above. Hello.

Yeah, name a man that you think. Let's name a man. Who are my current man crushers? I like the guy from one day. Oh, okay. Oh, yes, the blonde guy. He's got baby face. Yeah, he does baby face.

He's cute. Man crushes, as in these people, have something that I would like to have. That's fair. Just people you find attractive. Yeah. You don't have to want anything out of it. No, yeah.

Yeah. Don't make a gay man. Who do you look at? other men and go their attractive. Whose penis do you want to touch? Not in a gayway. Fuck off, clearly. In a straight way.

You're in a straight way. Oh, touch your penis in a straight way? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably Orlando Bloom. No. Lando Bloom is definitely, I reckon, about 5.9. You reckon?

I reckon. He looks like he's No, I wouldn't say 5'10. It's got a massive one though. He does. He does. What's 1.8 metres in feet? five eleven oh what's a foot and feet about that much baby arm

um yeah are we done objectifying humans no i need clint to put a list together not right now but i'll do my list i'll do my list for you you want my five men and my five women just your men oh no i need to balance it out and i need to do ten women and five men no eight men so i got to skew it two women no no eight men two women no no that's going to be the Orgy will organize for him.

The beast I'll do is 5.5. Okay, we'll do 5.5. 50-50. Do you want to do it now or later? Later. I need time. Okay. He needs to doche.

Because you know this motherfucker at the bottom. Fucking hell. Look at him. Look at his little broke back mountain shirt. Oh, he could be on the list. Jake Gillenhall. Oh, you do love Jake Gillenall. Heath Ledge is hotter than Jake.

Either. Heath Ledge is a bit of me. Is Jake Gyllenhaal short? Nah, he doesn't look short. He always given me short. He looks shorter than Maggie to me. Yeah. You reckon?

I don't know, though. Nah, Jake Gillenhall, I reckon he's about six four. He's also not on the list. Jake Gillenhall's 182 metres. Oh, so. He's 511, 512. Yeah. Wait.

Is that 6.1? No. No. It's just under 6. Anyway, delete this, Claudia? No. Delete this? No.

Delete this. Why do you want to delete it? Okay, publish it, but don't promote it. Okay. Do we normally promote it? Just delete it. Okay, just delete it. Are you serious?

All this hard work. Okay, if you do another 10 minutes then. Fuck. Okay, just post it. Just post it. Just post it. What, are you afraid that you got your list wrong? And now it's sitting stone

I've published my list yet Okay Alright well okay Go on the record This is not Clint's It's not an official list This is not the final Nothing in here is legally below

Yeah yeah If my genie is listening None of these are my locked in wishes No Okay Okay This is just the brainstorm All right

Okay See you guys tomorrow Bye 6 5 6 7 7 8 H O GO You can take me hard to go.

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