ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party -26th August 2024

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

The team's reunited... AGAIN! Fresh off the back of our cheeky photo shoot, concussed and ready to party. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take it hard to go. Hi everybody. We're back. I'm back. It's back. The Brian Clint After Party. It's back. I'm back. It's back.

The Brian Clint After Party. It's back. We are tanned. We have mustaches. I'm just taking photos for my own camera reel. Are you looking at our nudies? Yeah. We did a nude shoot today.

We're not allowed to call it a nude shoot. We did a... What do we say? Cheeky shoot. We did a cheeky shoot today with no clothes on, on the top half. Cheeky. So cheeky. Bree's looking at the unedited pictures. I'm hoping that... You don't want to see the unedited ones. No, I never will.

Are you liking any of them? The photographer sent them to Bree and I, and they said, let us know if you want these to go to anybody else. And Claudia went, me, me, me. Oh, me. And then we said, under no circumstances if you want these to go to anybody else And Claudia went me me me And then we said Under no circumstances

Should you send them to Claudia She's a dirty pervert She will use them for her own gain Ella's too young to see this kind of stuff Going straight in the bank in 23 These are PG PG 13 at least Oh you're so funny

I'm actually 164. Did you know I got my height checked today at the doctor's? That's the most 13-year-old thing I've ever heard. 164.8. Did the doctor measure me today? 164.5. He gave me a lollipop. I wish.

I'd love a lollipop. Oh, me too. Why did they stop giving it to adults? They don't care about us. It's scary. Give me one. Especially when I start doing stuff without my parents. I went to the doctor.

I was telling you guys before I went to the doctor on Wednesday after my headbang. And they did that thing that they do in the movies where they're like, can you tell us what the date is? I was like, this is so fucking dumb. I can't tell you what the date is on a good day. Well, this is what I said to them. I said, I said I can, but I just filled out the ACC form. So I looked at the date on my watch. So I know what the date is.

And she goes, and the date is? I said, it's the 19th of August. She goes, and the year? And I said, 2024. She goes, are you sure about that date? Because it's actually the 21st. I know. Oh, is your watch wrong?

No, no. Freaky. What? And then she was like, man man this bitch is concussed but that wasn't that wasn't the giveaway but yeah anyway um question do you feel angry because not saying that you are but people with concussions can get angry i did really yeah when i was a kid when did you get concussed uh maybe like year four or five. How? I was like hanging on this railing that's like metal and sitting on it. And then I fell, swang down. And there was another where you put your feet when you're dangling.

You put your feet. Fell. Were you hinging on your knees, on the back of your knees? You're kind of like just like sitting on the pole. And I went back. I went forward. Far out. Oh, that makes you feel sick.

I had a massive egg and I was angry for a year, mum said. And I was saying you were angry for a year. Do you feel angry? I don't, no. Good. I'm completely at peace. Okay, well, I'm happy about that. Because I was thinking we could do some nice meditation every day if you needed.

Can we do some of those bowl things? I have to do this thing where I lie on the ground for 15 minutes each day with an ice pack underneath the nape of my neck, and it's to stimulate blood flow to your brain. But I tell you what, it feels amazing. That's good. Sounds like a real nice. That sounds like something I'd want to do.

I've got bad neck pain. They also say it's really good for anxiety as well. Keen. Keen. My trick would be get those gel ice packs so they contour to your neck. got bad neck pain they've all they also say it's really good for anxiety as well keen keen my trick would be get those gel ice packs so they contour to your neck you don't want the block hard ice do i lay down there last night after we after lucy and i finished watching tv and i fell asleep and i instantly started snoring and then afterwards i got off when the alarm went off and she said

you must be the only person on earth to fall asleep while lying on an ice pack. That's impressive. Maybe you're tired. Yeah. Yeah, or maybe I'm really good at sleeping. It's quite impressive. It sounds like you are. You should do our sleep competition.

Oh, you should be like the – That would be fun. Like the – what's it called when there's a – one that's – oh, my God. Oh, yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. The standard, like the – The mean. Yeah. The standard, like the... The benchmark.

Yeah. Not the safety. The control. The control. The control. Yeah, you should be the control. What's that mean? It means he just doesn't take any supplements.

It means we don't start timing until I fall asleep. I'll crack up. Which would be real fast. Actually, Clint, I would like to test who could fall asleep quicker, me or you, because I'm pretty fast too. Do you reckon? Yeah. Ryan says it takes about a couple of minutes. A couple of minutes?

I'm a couple of minutes max, yeah. That's nice. How weird is going to sleep? It's so weird. You're clearly not an overthinker. Oh, that's the funny thing. I have anxiety, so I don't understand. But my happy place is bed., so I don't understand. But my happy place is bed.

So I don't know. I do go on the phone a lot. Well, let's grab a bed and figure it out. Okay. Don't touch me. Pillow wall. Dutch oven. Pillow wall.

Dutch oven. I had baked beans the night before. Why is it called a Dutch oven? Good question. Because of what a Dutch oven is. Because a Dutch oven is the iron pot with the lid on it. So it traps the steam and heat in and reflects it back down. But do they stink? No, but it traps all the heat and gases and stuff inside.

So you're creating a Dutch oven with the duvet by not letting any of the fart vapour out. Very clever. So gross. I love it. I don't think I've ever Dutch ovened anyone. Don't start now. I have many times.

Sometimes not on purpose. I may have accidentally Dutch ovened producer Ben that time we top and tail. I don't know. I don't know. I was asleep. My partner's a fly. Nothing angers her more. Same with Ray.

Because there will be times where I do a fluff and we're laying in bed and I'll trap it on my side. Yeah, the arms down. Yeah, so trap it down on the side. Why are you sleeping so rigidly? Yeah. No reason. There'll be times I'll trap it because I don't want to offend anyone.

She'll fluff the covers? Yes. It's not my fault. I tried to contain it. I tried. Do your dogs sleep in the bed? No. That's what we've got a cat for. They sleep on the bed until we put them in their

crate. So at this point they were. But you know where it's coming from. If you lift up the duvet. That's why you've got to get in early. When you do it you go oh I think the dog's done something. Yeah, you said a dog. I can't even relate to you the amount of farts that I've blamed on our dogs. Well, you've got two dogs.

That's what I mean. The more dogs you have, the more farts you do. If you see a person with a lot of dogs, you know they're doing a lot of farts. That's the only reason they'd have them. That's why you get them. That's why we had two cats. Yeah, exactly. I blame the cats at the'd have them. That's why you get them. That's why we had two cats. Yeah, exactly. I blame the cats at the moment.

Yeah. Yeah, it's good fun. It's good fun. Well, the cats just started to sit on Ryan's bed and Ryan doesn't know how to deal with it. Okay. Yeah, I was like, she's fighting all over my sheep. Yeah.

I need to go home, wash the bronzer off my chest. Okay. Me too. Wash the makeup off my face. I say, you know what we should do hmm let's normalize men wearing makeup yeah see that's what all men would say but because then you won't be complaining about how long we take to get ready cuz you'll have to get ready too. I don't know who to credit for this, but I watched some stand-up of a guy who talked about

how angry he is at the first guy who started putting in effort. Yes. Because as soon as one of you does. That's it. That's it. That's the new standard. And he's like, fuck, bro, do you know what you've done? Yes, you look better than us.

That's fine. But now all of us have to put in some effort. Because the girls have seen you put in some effort. And so now they know that we can look like that. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. You raised the bar.

So I say no to men wearing makeup. Unless you want to wear makeup. I'm not opposed to you wearing makeup. But I'm not going to normalize the trend because i don't want to have to do it i feel like gen z is the first generation really where it is becoming a little bit more normal for men to wear a bit of makeup and when i say makeup i mean like a bit of uh primer a bit of like a tinted moisturizer and, you know, to brush their eye, maybe a little bit of something in their eyebrows.

Genuinely don't know what a primer is. I don't know if – I've thought about this. I don't know if there's anything that is taboo for Gen Z. Like is there anything – a lot of boundaries have been broken over time. Yeah, I'm trying to think. Is there anything? Are you guys like, oh, I wouldn't do that. Heterosexual relationships.

Yeah. It's quite taboo. Mortgages. Yeah. Yeah, maybe more. I don't know. Yeah, I feel like it's a nice generation to be in, not going to lie. It's quite a generation fluid.

No, a fluid generation. Fluid generation. Yeah. If they were generationally fluid, Ella could identify as a boomer. What? I bet they do do that. No way. Oh, actually, no, we do. We go, I'm going to bed at 9pm, so

I'm a boomer. And I knit. So they're a boomer, you know? Alright. Yeah, it's an interesting generation to be a part of. TikTok will be studied. It needs to go away. TikTok will be studied. It's killing go away. TikTok will be studied. Claudia's four days off the talk. I'm only three days off the talk. What are you?

How are you feeling? Fine. The problem is that I'm making up for it. Fine! I'm fine. Why did you ask? I'm making up for it by going on Instagram Reels and it's a subpar offering. Well, it's literally TikTok but a month ago.

But it doesn't know anything about me because I've never used it. And I interacted with one running video. Can I suggest something that you don't want to do that would be the right thing to do? Yes. Delete it. Supplement TikTok with reading. I don't know how to read. Read my book.

Read the book I gave you. It's so good. Have a book in your little bag. And every time you feel the urge to go on the top, read a page. Yeah. Handy hint, though, because I do still need TikTok for work, so I couldn't delete the app. I just removed it from my homepage,

and now I can't find it without actually looking for it. Spoken by a true addict. Exactly. Which is me. I'm three days clean. I can stop whenever I want. I definitely can. I just don't want to.

But it's for work. It's for work. It's literally bad. It's like at night, I start going. Speaking of addicts. You're discouraging me. Tick tock. Speaking of addicts, I'm not allowed to drink for three weeks.

Oh. Oh, sick. Because of my concussion. Oh, drink. Yeah. And that's the hardest bit. Do you have like a beer? Do you know how hard it is to watch the Warriors sober?

Well, last weekend's game was hard to watch. Nigh on impossible. Do they lose again? Yeah. Always. Not surprised. They sure did. All they lose again? Yeah. Always. Not surprised. They sure did.

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