ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 26th February 2024

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

Everything you've (n)ever wanted to hear about pubes and hot dads! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. So come on, come on, come on. Let's party tonight. Whoa. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. No, the after party. The podcast is the other podcast. Yeah, this is the after party.

It's a good podcast today too. Yeah, this is solid. Some very funny moments. Two of which involving Bree's dad. He might have been the star of the show today. I think he might have been the MVP today. I want to marry your dad. I love him.

Okay. He would love that. You wait until you see his Facebook profile picture. Oh, I can't wait. Have you not seen it? No, not yet. Ella, show Claudia the Facebook profile picture. All right, here it is.

Looks like the Marlboro Man. Oh, he's so handsome. I think I have a crush on your dad. I want a hug from him. have a good hug that's so weird you know what's so weird is i literally thought about this because i was in sydney i was at sydney airport today and the last time i was at sydney airport was oh no it wouldn't be in the last time but i this memory came back to me because i think I was near the terminal where this happened but years and years and years ago I reckon I was probably in grade 11 and I was away on a softball trip so

like we're all like what 16 year old girls away on this softball trip and my parents came along to watch um and we're all at the airport and I met my parents at the airport. And I'll never forget, and this haunted me for years. So there was all of us girls, like 16-year-old girls in this softball team, and my mum and dad were meeting me there, and my dad and mum start walking up, and I've seen them. And then all of a sudden this girl in our team, her name was Brooke, turns around and goes, holy hell, whose dad is that? Get me some of that daddy.

And just started losing her mind. And then all these other girls join in. They're like, oh, who's got the hot dad? Hot dad, hot dad. And then I had to go over And be like, hi dad How horned up was your softball team? She was a very confident girl What is it like having a hot dad?

I don't want to talk about this Honestly And then every time I like It was like this joke I saw these girls and they'd just be like How's your dilf, how's your hot dad? Are you admitting you don't have a hot dad? Nah I have a hot dad

Nah Claudia's got a hot dad I've seen him Can I see a photo? Hot AF I'll find one When I met Claudia's dad at your 30th birthday party I was like who's the hot dad in the corner?

Hot dad hot dad And he also? Hot dad, hot dad. And he also had a bit of riz about him too. It wasn't just his rugged good looks. Confidence, confidence, confidence. I can't find a picture of him because his Facebook profile is a car and his cover photo is also a car. Oh, red flag. Yeah.

Red flag. The problem with my dad is I have exactly the same face as him, so I'm like... Oh, wow. If you grew a moustache... Honestly, I would look hot. That's not the problem with your dad, that's the problem with you. The face sounds like it's working perfectly well for your dad.

I also have his calves. You have his calves? Do we... As long as you don't have his... He'll be fine. His what? Why do you... He said cock.

Weirdo. Do you ever look's that's an interesting question do you ever look at your parents and think oh i've got that of my parents yeah all the time but i don't look at my parents i am now at that point where i'll look at myself in the mirror yeah and just be like well there's my mom there's my dad i see it i'm not adopted i know that i can tell because of my face. Yeah. I don't. I can't. You can't see it. No, but Lucy says you can see. My wife.

My wife. She says you can see my mum and me. Yep. But I can't. But I can't. I can see a mix of your mum and your dad, I reckon. Really? Yeah.

I don't know what they look like, but I imagine they look like you. I don't look like my siblings. Siblings Oh that was your cousin never mind Yeah no not really Maybe your sister She's ginger So are you a little bit

I bet a hundred bucks That Clint's got ginger pudes What do you guys reckon I don't want to comment on that We're going to sell this right now Oh put it away I would actually cry Ginger pubes. What do you guys reckon? I don't want to comment on that. We're going to steal this right now. Oh, put it away. I would actually cry.

Oh, shit. I've got my dad's second toe. Oh, is it a long one? The ugly one. My dad has the exact same fucking toe and it's hideous. And I have inherited it from him and my brother has it as well. I do not have ginger pubes. Are you sure?

100%. Cut some off and put them over the table. Isn't a beard technically pubes? Yeah, technically and that's why. If I pull these out, where am I going to put them? Oh, yuck. I can't in a shared workspace. No, I think that's you're asking for trouble. Say the words, otherwise I'm going to show them to you.

We'll just have to say your word for it. Tell the people. I don't know though. I don't want to lie to people. I don't want to lie. Producers, we're not liars, are we? I don't want to comment. But we're not liars. But you do have a bit of ginger in your beard,

which is a pubic region. It's not. A beard is not a pubic region. No, that is because you don't get it before puberty. No, but your face is not a pubic region. Yeah, it's a pubic region. It's not. A beard is not a pubic region. No, that's because you don't get it before puberty. No, but your face is not a pubic region. Yeah, it's your pubic region. Your pubic region is a very specific region. But to me, your face is your pubic region.

Like armpits, pubic region. My face, pubic region. Maybe chests are pubic regions too. I can show you my armpit hair. Look, there you go. Oh, there's a few. Oh, fuck off. Oh, fuck off.

All right. my armpit here. Look, there you go. Oh, there's a few gingers. Oh, there's a few. Alright. My nana's a ginger too, so it's probably a legend. Does she have ginger pubes? Actually, don't answer. Probably. They do, eh? Ginger people do have ginger pubes. I think some... They prefer the term fire crotch. No, they don't. Lindsay Lohan,

that hurt her a lot. Oh, yeah. We've heard the term hot box. Some, I did have a friend, though, like very, very prominent ginger. Like orange. Jet black pubes. What? Yep.

Jet black. Oh, so you'll look at hers. Who said it was a her? Oh, you'll look at theirs. Yeah, well, a her? Oh, well, you'll look at theirs. Yeah, well, they used to wear one of those Borat mankini, so we did see it. Oh, my God. That's how I know. Ella, are you feeling queasy or something today?

Yeah. She doesn't want to talk about pubes. I'm also posting Big Steve. Sorry, Big Steve. Hot Steve. Hot Dad Steve. Can I, in in brackets put daddy on I was going to say, so are these groans of disgust

Are what we're talking about or groans of delight While you're dealing with Breeze Ew guys I can't even say the word, I hate that word Pube, P word What's wrong with pubes You know pubes Are only

A thing to save us From our cavemen and cavewomen times. What did they save us from? To keep us warm. To keep us warm. To keep our privates warm, including your face. I had another theory on them. I thought that is why we have them. I thought it was for pheromones because they store so much.

Before showering was a thing. I think it's for privacy. Yeah, true. It's like a merkin. Yeah. Also to keep like bits and bobs out of the areas you don't want to. Like for a vagina, you have a big hefty bush on the front and you're not going to get sticks and other rucks and dust.

And you are going to get fleas. Before clothes were invented, if you were eating like a hot Christmas pud and you dropped some, your pubes would catch it and there'd be a buffer between that and your vahine. Exactly. I thought you were going to say a buffet, not a buffer. It's a pube buffet. It would be a buffet if it was full of hot Christmas pud. Is there anything grosser than pubes?

I don't think, I don't know. It's pretty. But I mean, we. It's pretty. I hate it. But, I mean, we're from that generation. Like our parents' generation didn't have the disgust for pubes like we have. We're the hairless generation. We're the bald generation. I'm not disgusted by them.

You're not. That's because you got them. And they're ginger. We're going to go home. See you guys tomorrow. There's a picture of Bree's hot dad on our Instagram account at the moment. See ya! Bye!

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