ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 26th July 2023

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. What's up everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint After Party, where half of the team are getting ready to go and see Lizzo, and half of the time the team are getting ready to go home. Ella, you're not going to Lizzo, are you? No. No. Oh, why not?

She hates Lizzo. Do you? That's so rude Is it because she's a woman Yeah Same reason why Ella's not watching The football world cup

Terrible Don't put words in my mouth People are actually Going to believe this No they won't I love Lizzo I'm poor Help me I'm poor

Help me Yeah so Have fun guys Take some photos please And put them up I'm going to Help me. Yeah, so have fun, guys. Take some photos, please, and put them up. I'm going to take photos of Brie. Yeah. In my sign? Hey, when we get there.

How good is the zoom on your camera? Oh, can I borrow your phone? Because you're a long way away from where Brie will be. Yeah, you're in the nosebleeds. Maybe I'll bring, oh, you can't bring cameras in, can you? The big ones. Really? No.

I'll bring Clint's phone. You can't bring a big camera into the Lizzo concert. I'll let big, big, but like. Like a bird watching camera? You tripod. And it's going to be so good. It's going to be so good. On a Wednesday?

Yeah, I wish it wasn't. Come on, Lizzo. I wish it wasn't. I wish it was on a Friday because I would fucking send it. Big time. It's probably a good thing it's on a Wednesday. A little bit of a handbrake, you know? Why is that ever a good thing?

I don't know I don't have any responsibilities on a Saturday This is true When she came for that little show last time Wasn't that also on a weekday? Yeah but that was a small media thing She only did four songs Really?

Were you there too? Yeah man Were you there? Yeah bro We didn't know you then. Nah, we didn't know you then. I probably saw you guys and I was like, oh my God, it's pretty intense. The people you were there with got to interview Lizzo.

Did you get to meet her? Yeah. Were you in the room with her? What? Yeah, I was in the room. The fuck? I was crouched on the floor with the recording equipment trying not to make a sound. But I was like, oh my gosh, he's right there.

Jealous. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always interested in what- I want to interview her so bad We never get those big interviews though I'm always interested in what superstars smell like I think I remember her smelling really good

She would smell really good I can just smell like a nice dry shampoo Or like a cocoa butter Yeah like a cocoa butter Or like some sort of product like that I'm a sniffer When I met Katy Perry, candy floss. Okay, this is getting weirder.

Candy floss. Does she actually smell like candy floss? Yeah, it was on the California Dreams tour, and I imagine she was probably wearing a candy floss fragrance because everything was candy floss. But I was like, this is exactly what I wanted Katy Perry to smell like. Yeah, like a lolly. Yeah.

When I met, what's his name? What's that guy's name who plays Ant-Man? Paul Rudd. I'm just trying to add something. Yeah, yeah. When I met Paul Rudd. What did he smell like? Sandalwood.

You've met Paul Rudd? Yeah. You interviewed him? I interviewed him. I was taller than him. Like way taller than him. He was so nice though, by the way. Where'd you find him?

Taipei. Taipei. Oh, cool. Flew in. Was it Taipei? Tai. Like way taller than him He was so nice though By the way Would you fly to New York? Taipei Taipei Oh cool Flew in Was it Taipei? Tai Taiwan Taiwan

Taiwan That's awesome Yeah flew in Literally got Like flew in Got there at 7am Slept all day And then interviewed him

The next day And then flew out that night Were you like delirious? I was Literally didn't know Where I was Because I also Went Got broken I also got broken up with someone that afternoon before I flew out.

So just in case. It was terrible. She was in the Uber on the way to the airport and she's like, I can't do it. I was like, you have to do it. I was like, I can't do it. Also, it'll be good. I was crying. I literally was crying in the

uber on the way to the airport crying on the plane crying in the car to the hotel and then cried all day and all night into the next day and then walked down to the lobby did went and did the interview and then went back to my hotel room and cried more and then cried all the way back home on the plane and then had a fight with the um with the no with the airline yeah i had a fight with the airline because the flight that i caught like when i got it was auckland to brisbane to taiwan and then on the way home it was taiwan to brisbane to auckland and i said to them i was like i want to get off it in brisbane because i wanted to see my mom like i wanted to see my them, I was like, I want to get off in Brisbane because I wanted to see my mum, like I wanted to see my family, and I was like, I don't want to go back yet.

And they were like, nah, you can't get off. They wouldn't offload you. Yeah, they were like, that's an extra $400 and something dollars. And I was like, what do you mean? To do less of your flight. I was like, I'm getting off early. What? They're stopping anyway.

Yeah. So then I just paid the money and got off. I get it. They have to reroute your shit or something I just paid the money and got off. I get it. They have to reroute your shit or something, but it doesn't make any sense. $400? I don't know, man. Oh, what a load of bullshit. It's all a money grab.

Yeah, pretty much one of the worst times of my life. Got to meet Paul Rudd, though. Oh, not worth it. Not worth the pain and the stress. Poor Paul Rudd. He Rudd, though. Oh, not worth it. Not worth the pain and the stress. Poor Paul Rudd. He was lovely, though. I'm so glad he was so nice because I don't think I would have handled it. Well, you get to talk to Lizzo tonight.

She'll see your sign. Do you reckon I'm going to get Lizzo's attention? I honestly do. It depends how many signs are there. What she might do is be like, the people behind you can't see, put their sign down. And then you'll be like, shush. You'll take it.

That counts. That counts. At least I got her attention. She would have looked at me and told me. You're an asshole. Put that down. Yeah. You bitch.

Get to the back. We all hate you. Sit down, tall girl. Sit down, tall girl. All over again. Although she likes a tall person, she singled out Ross, our six foot eight boss at that showcase that we went to. She spoke directly at him. How tall is Lizzo?

I don't know. I've only ever seen her on a stage. I feel like she's quite short. I reckon she's quite tall. I reckon she's quite tall. She's my height. Exactly my height. She's five foot ten.

You should have said that on your sign. We're the same height. Exactly my height. She's 5'10". You should have said that on your sign. We're the same height. We should... Hey Lizzo, who's taller, you or me? Let's fight. Hey Lizzo, back to back, who's taller? Her hair will win. Yeah, and she probably will be

in a heel. Hey Lizzo, want to be twice as tall? Put me on your shoulders. Yeah. She'd have to go on your shoulders to be twice as tall. That's true. She'd go for that, I think. Yeah, I reckon she would. Yeah. Alright, well, you girls have a great time. We will. We will. Ella and I will be home

when you're finished. We'll leave the light on. Thanks. I'ma leave the light on. Can you leave some dinner in the microwave for me, please? Yeah, can you? When you get home, can you put the cats on the sink, please? I'm gonna be drunk on a school night, bitches. Alright, well, toodaloo. Have a great time.

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