ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 26th June 2024

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

Producer Claud is off on her big trip so we're chatting sun safety and specific why you should keep ya privates private when the suns shining. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network After Party Duh Hi everybody, welcome to the Berean Clendagh After Party Where today we are the Von Trapp children And Claudia is Mother The guests at the party. They call her mother. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye.

I had to leave and something, something, something. You can tell the straights in the group, can't you? I was doing a sound of music joke. No, we know what you're doing. I've never seen it. Then you gayed it up. Classic Brit, you always walk in here and gay things up. Shut up.

Gay the place up. Nice. You losers. Claudia's leaving tomorrow. She's going to the Americas for how long? One month. One month. One month. Four weeks.

Order. How TF does a person get a month off? So what you do is you apply for it the year before and get it rejected. And then you guilt trip your boss for the next 11 months. I remember your trip got rejected, which I would not stand for that either. What was the trip that got rejected? The same trip? Same thing. Same trip? Same thing, yeah.

Same trip. Same length? Same premise, yep. Because I thought you might have increased it. Should have. Go on, remember how you didn't let me go for three weeks? Now I'm going for a month. Now I'm going for three months.

Nah, it was the exact same thing. It was just bad timing because six other people around the station had also applied for leave and he was just like, I can't do it. Good to know what you are in the picking order, though. I know. Number six. They're like, we need you here because you're more important. Didn't you get allowed on the trip?

Yeah, that's when I was casual. So they're like, yeah, sure. I believe you signed up to work on this show. And then I got this job, but I'd already been signed off. So I was like, so yeah. I've just made myself too valuable. That's the problem. It's always been my problem. And they're like, what yeah. I've just made myself too valuable. That's the problem. It's always been my problem.

And they're like, what are we going to do without her? Too valuable, yeah. It's never been an issue for me. That's what my wife says. I'm like, I need to get out of here for a month, babe. And she's like, you're just too valuable around here. You're just too valuable to us. Yeah, I believe you.

Yeah, that sounds like something she would have said. I believe me too. Who is the most valuable person in your relationship? My wife. My wife. She literally made the children that we have. Oh, take that out of

it. Let's forget about the miracle of childbirth. My wife. She knows how to work all the food. Didn't you like dig a trench or something? I would starve to death without my wife. Can she start a chainsaw? I wouldn't starve to death.

No, but that's not in her. She knows people that can start a chainsaw. What? That's fair. She can outsource her chainsaw. Yeah, that's her motto. She's like, I don't need to do the things that I can outsource. Does she know how to change a tyre? Look, why are you trying to do this to me?

Do you know how to change a tyre? Yes. Okay. Can you teach me, Clint? Sure. I'll teach you. I'll teach you. Oh, I'd love to learn. Genuinely. Guys, she literally asked me, okay? Yeah, why'd you ask him and not us? Get your grubby mitts off. Get your grubby mitts off.

I reckon Claudia and I could beat you in a tyre changing race. Tyre changing and I could beat you in a tyre changing race. Tyre changing race? We challenge you to a tyre changing race. Do you accept this duel? Sure. That was the nerdiest thing you've ever said. I think it was up there, eh?

Damn. How have you not figured out that I am a nerd yet? I mean, yeah. No, you played sports once. Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon watching, but yeah, I did play a lot of sports. not figured out that i am a nerd yet i mean yeah no i was a dragon ball dragon ball z pokemon watching but yeah i did play a lot of sports you didn't even know what a blue eyes white dragon was yes i did but yukio is nowhere near as fucking cool as pokemon how much spending money do you need to spend a month traveling around america more than i have right okay uh the first two weeks we're house sitting so we're covered for like... Oh, dream.

Yeah, and they were so nice. They were like, cool, we'll stock the pantry for you. We'll do all these things. And I'm like, thank you so much. Have I told you who I house sat for when Lucy and I spent a week in New York? Oh, sick. No. Jack Tame.

What? He's a person in New York? Yeah, well, he did. He was the US correspondent for One News back then. That's cool. And I said, because I went to broadcasting school with Jack, and I said, oh, we're coming over. Do you want to catch up and go for a coffee while we're there?

And he goes, I can't, but I can do you better than that. You can have my apartment. Oh, my God. That's so cool. For a week in New York City. Where was it? Spanish Harlem, which is just on the top edge of, it sounds pretty ghetto, but it's not.

It's on the top edge. If you think of Central Park as a rectangle. It was on Manhattan Island. Yeah, it was on that top edge of Central Park. It was an incredible spot. That's so cool. Dreams. I don't think I'm going to live in a place like that.

I think it's just going to be a house in the burbs. I keep getting jealous that you're about to go away on a really fun holiday around America. And then I remember, I'm going to Greece soon! Woohoo! I love Greece. Yay! I've never been to Greece, so I'm very excited. You can live your Mamma Mia fantasy.

Well, I haven't seen Mamma Mia. Go crawl on the beach! What? I don't like musicals. But you haven't seen Mamma Mia? Well, I kind of watched the first one. You just sung a bit from Bring It On and you liked that bit. Yeah, but Bring It On isn't a musical. But it has songs in it. Guys, I'm going to come back so tan.

I'm going to be sailing around on a yacht for two weeks. That sounds so good. Are you going to ignore your own advice and put your face in the sun? No, I'm not putting my face in the sun. Oh, just burn the body. No, wear sunscreen, but just a good amount. Like, I'm not going to get sun the sun. Oh, just burn the body. No, wear sunscreen, but just a good amount. Like, I'm not going to get sunburned. You can topless sunbathe in Europe.

It's very normal. I don't know if I want to do that. You're going to do that in front of the people that you're with? It's very normal. I would love to do that. Yeah, I'm going and my partner's mum's going to be there, so I don't know if I want to get my chuzzies out in front of her. I mean, if there was a part of my body that I was going to get out,

it would be my choosies because I've got good ones. But, you know, like if I had to pick, that would be my first choice. Well, that's all I was suggesting that you get out. Get your bum out. Yeah, get my bum out. Yep. You have a hand. My foof.

Yep. God, imagine getting your privates out and putting it in the sun. It would get burnt to a crisp. It would give you a burnt labia. It would be like a burnt Dorito. Oh, it'd be hot. Spicy. I have a friend who got second degree burns on her breasts in Bali.

From the sun? From the sun. Yeah. She had to have her breasts. And she didn't even, she wore a bikini. It was just sort of the cleavage area. And she had to have her full chest bandaged. That makes me feel sick.

It was so bad. It was so bad. That makes me feel physically sick. I'm going to buy some sunscreen on the way home just in case. Honestly. It's dark. I'm going to buy some sunscreen on the way home just in case. Honestly. It's dark. I'm going to put sunscreen on. The two worst places you can get burnt and to put in the sun are your face and neck and

your chest. Because you will get old person chest. You all know. Or cancer. You all know. Yeah, I mean, yes. But that's what an old person chest. A fate worse than cancer

No but they go hand in hand I'm just joking They go hand in hand Don't put your face in the sun Or your chest Or your chuzzies Put your sunscreen on But put your face

In someone's chest That's okay That's a two foot protection That's a good idea Nothing will see the sun Is this a sailboat Or a motorboat She's got a lot of horsepower This one That's a good idea. Nothing will see the sun. Is this a sailboat or a motorboat?

She's got a lot of horsepower, this one. I reckon she's got about 14 double D horsepower. Enjoy your trip, Claudia. We'll miss you while you're gone. Come back soon. Four weeks is such a long time. What Instagram account will you be updating? You've got two.

Producer Claude. The other one's private. Producer Claude, if you'd like to follow her. What Instagram account will you be updating? You've got two. Producer Claude. The other one's private. Producer Claude, if you'd like to follow her. What's on the private one? Her jazzy tasteful noodles. Will your dog be posting from America as well? I mean, he's not coming, so probably not. Who's he saying with?

You, Bree. My partner's parents. Oh, shit. I was like, I hope it's not me. I don't remember saying yes to that. Yes. I'm dropping off at yours tomorrow. Oh, fuck. Meryl agreed to it. Oh, shit. Of's not me. I don't remember saying yes to that. I'm dropping off at yours tomorrow. Oh, fuck. Meryl agreed to it.

Oh, shit. Of course she did. Fucking freeloader. We better get out of here. Ella has to have tyre changing lessons from three people now because Brie and Claudia have to be involved as well. 2024, girls can change your time too. We can do anything.

That's why I want to learn. All the women, if you hear me, throw your hands up at me. In your after party. Duh. That was the most budget Destiny Child sounding thing ever.