ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 26th May 2023

Episode Date: May 26, 2023

International Birthday Banger day! Every Friday we head to our "Bree and Clint Podcast Family" Facebook page, take three people and find out what song was number one on their 16th birthday and then vote for our favourite. Submit your own to be featured!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All right. Hey, is this the after party? Sure is. Bring any beers? Cheers. It's Brie and Clint's after party. Sure is. Biatch.

Cheers, big ears. Hey, how's your Apple Watch going, by the way? I love it. You're a week in. I found the first time I wore a smart watch, I almost had a panic attack because of all the notifications I was getting. Yeah, I need to learn how to- You're so connected to your phone all the time

I need to learn how to turn them all off. Can you do that? Yeah, you've got to go into the watch app on your phone and then go into the notifications. I'm just going to turn all of them off Because I saw yours, you were getting your Instagram notifications on your watch. I know! You don't need that shit in your life. I don't even barely get them on my phone. I'm going to turn every single notification

off. You know the one that scared me the most when I was in my car and I had my maps on and it buzzes when you have to turn? Yeah, nah. I'll be like, what's going on? You're being over-notified. Yeah, but I'm not told you I've got a new Apple Watch. I didn't know.

Have you got a Fitbit? I feel like you'd be a Fitbit-er. Nah, nah, nah. No? No, yuck. I don't want to know what I'm up to. Do you wear a watch? Nah. You don't wear a watch? Nah. Oh, man. We're nothing. Guys, okay, let's play a game.

Millennials are ruining so many industries, including watches. When I do wear a watch, I wear it on what is apparently the wrong arm. What? The right arm. What is my average resting heart rate for today? 70. I think higher. You've been stressed.

Claudia. Clint's been stressed. Claudia. Clint's exactly right. It was 70. Can you just say that again? It just felt nice to hear it. You got one. Okay, don't push it. Yeah, don't push it.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. I've just seen where this first person is from. What? Okay, okay, okay. If you've never heard an international birthday banger before,

on a Friday we do birthday bangers for people from all over the world. These have been submitted on our Brian Clint Podcast family Facebook page and some of them have been waiting years our Brian Clint Podcast family Facebook page, and some of them have been waiting years to hear their birthday banger. Correct. The first one is Michael Barrett. And Michael... Oh, no. And Michael is from...

Middlethat. No, he's not. No, he's not. It's not a real place. It's not a real place. In Denmark. I'm Googling it. Middle. No, he's not. It's not a real place. It's not a real place. In Denmark. I'm Googling it. Middle.

Sorry, Michael. Middlefart town in Denmark. I feel like I should. Oh, it looks lovely. I feel like I should have been born there. Middlefart is a town in central Denmark with a population of 16,277 people. The town is the municipal seat of Middlefart municipality on the island of Furnan. Wow.

Learn something new every day. On the island of where? Furnan. Oh. I thought you said butt cheek. Google says people who also searched for the town of Middlefart also searched for Pee Pee Township. Is that a real place?

P-E-E-P-E-E Township. Pee Pee Township. And Intercourse. Oh. There's a place called Intercourse. Yeah, I've heard of that one. There's a town called Odense. Michael, thank you so much for bringing us Middlefart.

Oh, and Dildo, the town of Dildo that we talked about the other week. Yes, we talked about that recently. The town of Boring. What else? Yes, Middlethaart. And Dildo, the town of Dildo that we talked about the other week. Yes, we talked about that recently. The town of Boring. What else? Farborg. Yeah, we've peaked. Yeah.

Back to Michael and Middlethaart. Okay, Michael, let's do your birthday banger. Michael from Middlethaart. You were born on the 12th of September 1988, which means you were 16 in 2004. And here's your birthday banger. I love this one. You wouldn't kick her out of bed if she middle farted? Oh, my God.

I don't know if I would either. Way to ruin it. Wait, is a middle fart a fanny fart? Yeah, probably, yeah. Do you reckon there's any way we're pronouncing it wrong? Yeah, there's an absolute way of pronouncing it wrong. How often do you pronounce it? It's M-I-D-D-E-L-F-A-R-T.

Maybe it's middle fart. Middle fart. Silent T. Silent but violent. Is it a silent but violent Is it I didn't even mean to do that Let's go to the Gold Coast for Justin Voise

Justin a voise Justin voise Oh that you only meant well Justin voise once old the pussy We'll move on Tony meant well. Justin Voice wants all the pussy. We'll move on. Justin, you were born on the 21st of March, 1981, which means you were 16, in 1997.

And on your 16th birthday. Can we relive that again? No. Here's your birthday packet I know this song Do you think you are It's the Spice Girls What do you want a medal? Yeah

I don't like any song You're a gold star I want a Spice Girl Not like that Biggest girl group of all time Nah just kidding Ella Congratulations And Justin congratulations Ice girl. Not like that. Biggest girl group of all time. Nah, just kidding, Ella. Congratulations.

And Justin, congratulations to you too. It's iconic birthday banger. Iconic. And congrats on, I mean, good luck on that hunt, Justin. Oh. What? It's due in for Lachie Hay Hansen. It's a weird day today, isn't it? Lachie Hay Hansen.

Lachie Hay Hansen from Wollongong in Australia, which is near Sydney, kind of. Is Wollongong a very big place? Yeah, so you've got Sydney and then about an hour is Wollongong. An hour and a half? Yeah. Pretty big place, actually. Home of the Wollongong Wolves. Yeah.

Basketball team? Yeah. I don't big place, actually. Home of the Wollongong Wolves. Yeah. Basketball team? Yeah. I don't know. I believe so. Good old Wollongong. Lockie, you were born on the 18th of July. Surely Wollongong are due an NRL team. Yeah, probably.

I mean, Redcliffe just got one. Yeah. The Redcliffe Dolphins? Redcliffe Dolphins. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Lockie, you were born on the 18th of July, 1999. So you were 16 in 2015.

And mate, here's your birthday banger. Woo! Banger. Ella, you know this one? Great song from Little Mix. And Black Magic. Nothing's beating Sierra Goodies, and I know you're not going to vote against Sierra Goodies as well.

Love that song from Sierra. It's the winner. Yes. This sounds like dial-up. Yeah, it does. That's a joke for the millennials. She referenced something. I'm trying to connect MSN.

Ella's never used dial-up in her life. No, she doesn't even know what it is. Hey, thanks for getting the after party. Main podcast is up too with a horrific Friday-oke in it this week. It's actually so bad today. Yeah. Ruthless. Usually you say, oh, it's so bad, but today was particularly interesting.

Yeah, it was pretty average. Someone texted today and said, you guys should consider lip syncing next week. My God, should we have a lip sync battle one week? It's a really flag the radio, but yeah. Have a great weekend, everyone. For our online socials, maybe. See you guys next week. Bye, guys.