ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 26th May 2025

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

All ya classic topics like ozempic, whether Kris Jenner's new face is scary or not, and if having long legs or short legs is better for your step count. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Bre and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Bre and Clint. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O. You can take me hard to go. Claudia's mad at me. She's always mad at you. Yeah, I know, but I feel like...

For good reason. This time it's your fault. Percolating at the moment. Nah, I don't get mad, I get even percolating. Did you guys see Demi Lovato got married? Yeah, I saw that. Literally just came up in the news. I saw she got real skinny and ozone-picky.

Yeah, she's so thin at the moment, isn't she? Have you seen Megan Trainor lately? So thin. Right, different person. Different person. She changed the lyrics to her song name. Yeah, that's how it's all about that bass. Have you guys seen Jonathan Van Ness from Queer Eye?

So thin. No. He's got a six pack. He's got an eight pack. Like, like, like, like, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin. Yeah. Cause he was, he'd gone the other way. They?

Yeah, Basier. It is crazy. it's an epidemic. Yeah, it's an ozemponymic. Ozemponymic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's next? Who's our pick? Is Lizzo on it? I think so. Oh yeah, Lizzo's on the list. Yeah, I'd say.

She's a big investor. She got off the Weight Watchers. Yeah, that's right, yeah. And she's invested in the Ozempic In that and you know who else was on it? Scott Disick. He was on it Really? He looks like a fucking zombie. Was he on Ozempic or was he on the crack? He was on Ozempic. He was never back. He was

Nah, he was never a big guy, but there's an episode of the Kardashians and people literally Screenshotted it where he opens his fridge and you can see. No way. The boxes. Oh, you can see the injectables in there. Cause you gotta keep it refrigerated. Yes, apparently, yeah.

I wanna know what Chris Jenner's face, what's happened to that as well. Cause she looks. I've done so long. I've been down a wormhole on that. She looks shocking. Who? Chris Jenner.

I reckon she looks amazing. She looks literally 25. No, she looks like a child. She looks incredible, but she doesn't look incredible for a woman of her age because it looks fake. No, that's the thing. But you can't say that she doesn't look... No, but it's all relative.

It's part and parcel. But do you know what I mean? But if you didn't know she was the age that she was... If I looked like a stunning 20 year old woman, that would be ridiculous. No, I know, but. Don't worry about that. You know, cause you know who, obviously they're all having.

This is the era that we're getting into. I think it's a different, it's a new form of facelift. And from what I've heard in the research I've done, cause I'm down a rabbit hole, because obviously Kris Jenner has had it, Christine Aguilera has had the same thing, Lindsay Lohan. Avril Lavigne.

Avril, I haven't looked. No, she's just timeless. Yeah, I think she's cryogenically frozen. They just replace her, don't they? When she gets to love, they get a new one. But from what I've read, they're all getting, I think it's called a deep pan facelift where essentially they literally pull every muscle

and read, like it's way more intricate. Like it's a way more intricate facelift. So you're into it, you think it's good? No, I'm just saying, I think it looks like, in terms of plastic surgery. Yeah. It looks way more natural to me than what your old school facelifts were. Right.

I'm not saying I think it's a good thing. But I think it looks the opposite of natural to see a- When you know her age you think it does. No, I'm saying it looks more like a, more like a human face. Yeah, it looks more like a human face. Yeah, it looks more real. Oh, okay. She's 69.

Yeah. That's crazy. I don't think it looks natural on a 69 year old woman, but I think it looks more like a human face than what other plastic surgery. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I get what you're saying.

I'm on the same boat as you. Hey, Clint. Yeah. You know how mad at you? Can I what you're saying. I'm on the same boat as you. Hey Clint, you know how I'm mad at you? Can I borrow 40 bucks? You're booking flights? What are you booking flights for? I'm wondering if I should seat select. To go where? Oh, to the Gold Coast.

Gold Coast? I thought you were saying I'm mad at you, I'm off. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. We cannot go for 40 minutes. 40 dollars to select your seat. That's too much. That's just for the premium good leg roomy seats.

Otherwise it's 15. You don't need leg room. premium good leg roomy seats. Otherwise it's for 15. You don't have, you don't need leg room. Why not? I'm tall. You're not that tall. My legs are longer than Bree's. No they're not. Yes they are, I measured them, remember? They're not.

How come you were so much slower than her in that race then? Cause they're not, they're not her best legs. They're just long. Mate, I'm such a six year old that we talked about in the show today who walked the length of the country. He would have walked three times as far as his father because his legs were so short. True, this is true. Yeah, it's true.

So, Brie, is the length of her legs shorter than that she is faster than you? What? Oh, fuck. So does that mean a tall person- I'm faster than you, that's the main point. Is allowed to walk less steps in a day? Well, like, not allowed, but is the threshold lower? I should be walking a lot more steps then.

When we were walking around Europe on our honeymoon, my wife and I would compare steps at the end of the day and we would go everywhere together. We would get it all day every day. And she, I was averaging about 15,000 steps a day and she was averaging 17,000. So she's having to take more steps. Oh, that makes so much sense, of course, yeah.

So about that 40 bucks. Look, you can always, you can always, yes. Okay, thanks. That was easy. Yeah, that was too easy. I forgive you, I'm not mad at you anymore. I asked my mum for 40 bucks, and it takes a long to get back.

If you forgive me, I don't wanna go to you. Oh, well I'm mad at you again. I worked hard to piss you off. I don't want to just erase that. I'm not even mad. You've got to try harder. I genuinely don't think you could piss me off properly. Like I play along, but.

It's because she doesn't care that much what I think. Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. Because I know exactly what you're doing and I'm not playing into it. Yeah. Yeah. She is a woman.

That's what Ella's for. Hear her roar. Oh yeah, Ella. Ella literally, you'll say two things and she's like, WAAAHHHH! She flies straight into it. And then she comes out here and she's like, Oh, they make me so mad. I'm like, just stop biting.

That's what they want. It eggs us on. It just us on. It just encourages them. Someone made the point today that Ella's done no social media on her honeymoon because she's a chainer. Mm-hmm, she legally cannot. But you can't download the apps over there, but can you not upload to them either?

I don't think that you can access them at all. I think they're actually blocked. They're like geo-blocked. Like they're actually geo-blocked when you're in the country. Take me there. Messenger, it's Instagram, it's WhatsApp, it's every form of communication I can think of. We should WeChat her. What does she do on the toilet?

I want to know. I guess she clears out her old photos. That's a great question. And her bowels. And her bowels. Yeah, concentrate on what she's meant to be doing. Her camera roll must be looking nice. Nice.

Not that we know about it. I messaged her and I was like, this is inappropriate if it's true, but I was like, are you alive? And then I was like, wait, you're just in China. You're good, I assume. China. China.

Is that why the phone calls from her WhatsApp to the computer I'm using of hers have stopped because she's not allowed it? Oh, that's exactly what it would be. Yeah, you guys, like, is she okay? I haven't got a phone call in a while. Guys, I need to go home. This hangover not good.

I keep forgetting you hangover. You're holding it together. I'm not joking. On a scale of one to dog shit, I'm very close to dog shit today. You've done very well not to order any food. I know, but I feel like, you know why? Cause I've felt so shit, you know, when you feel so bad, you're not hungry.

I'm gutted that I missed you and you were like Uber Eats Prime. Oh yeah, it was a good time. I missed out. Everyone around me benefited as well. We haven't had show chips ever. Didn't you, Clint? We'll do it after Radio Awards. True.

Oh, that's the day, yeah. Oh, I've got KFC chicken dollars we can use. Yes. Yo. Should we,. Oh I've got KFC chicken dollars we can use. Yes. Should we, let's spend all the KFC chicken dollars we can find. Okay. You still got some in your pocket Clint? Yep. Sick. Yeah and one in my arm. Oh my god we're gonna eat like kings. We're just gonna get a feast. Yeah. And then we should invite, oh and then we can be the heroes of the office and we'll be like hey everyone we've ordered a ordered a feast. Yeah, come and tell us nice things and tell us we weren't that bad last night. Yeah, console us about losing seven years in a row.

Yeah, if you can reassure us that we were completely normal last night, you can have drumsticks. That there's nothing on your camera roll that is a bad idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your deleted folder. I need evidence of a recently deleted folder. We're on the same page. Yeah, just nice. folder. I need evidence of my recently deleted.

We're on the same page. Yeah, just nice. Oh, banger. Well, have a good night everybody, or day or whatever the, whatever is you doing. Have a good workout if this is your morning. Yeah. You're on your way to the gym.

You can do it. Go kill it, hunty. Kick it in the dick. Yeah, get it. Go kick it in the dick and seize the day. Carpe that, DM. You deserve a great ass. Yeah. Be the version of you that you would be proud of if you were you at eight.

Be the ass you wish to see in the world. You deserve to have an ass like a kumquat. Be that ass. You are that ass. Bye! In fact it was a little bit frightening. Ha! Wukta!

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