ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 26th November 2025
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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint After Party, where producer Ella has requested the floor.
Yeah, I've finally done my job and messaged Joe Exotic.
Exotic, Tiger King guy.
Yeah, is this for the show or is this for the podcast?
This is for what?
Because if you've got an answer, I feel like that's for the show.
Oh, I was going to ask you, would you like this to be on the show then?
Yeah.
Or I can give you the rates now, but I can wait.
Ella, we are not wasting an entire break.
It's just an automatic message.
Now this sucks for people listening to this.
It's just an automated message.
It's got the rates in it, though.
That's prime time content for tomorrow's show.
That's on the show tomorrow.
Guys, I'm sorry.
Any idea how much content we have to come up with every day.
Four hours.
And you're going to burn that shit on the podcast.
You're going to burn that shit here on the podcast.
Did we not teach you nothing?
No, I learn most stuff.
from Claudia
ha ha ha
Claudia
who you'll hear
in the other
podcast today
who didn't know
it's not
it's not obvious
this is making a lot
of sense now
isn't it
yeah
it's a vicious cycle
it's a self-fulfilling
stupidness prophecy
it just goes round
and round
it was just a lapse in judgment
okay
it wasn't using my
brain
as I'm not doing now
anyway that's on the other
podcast
okay fine
I won't do it
Can you come up with something then?
Well, I didn't, because Ella said that she had something ready for us.
Oh my God, fuck you.
Amden Planet artwork that someone came up with.
Can you say that again?
I stopped recording.
I missed your last two words.
You stopped recording.
I hit a button.
You have one job.
I missed the bit where you said you were impressed.
Don't worry.
We didn't miss anything.
I was quite impressed by the...
What?
I was quite impressed by the Captain Planet artwork that someone came up with.
Me too.
in our podcast group.
Loved it.
Where did you see it?
In our Bree and Clint group therapy podcast private Facebook group.
How do I join?
Everybody is welcome to join.
Thanks for asking, Claudia.
Just search Brian Clint's group therapy.
And there's a page there with almost 4.5,000 members.
Hit the button and we'll accept you straight away.
Can I say that's awesome?
Four and a half thousand members?
Do you reckon they like listen to this podcast?
Do you reckon they listen to this podcast?
on the reg is what I was going to ask. Do you know what I found out today, Brey?
What?
What?
That I was the only person who was not an Edmund of the Brie and Clint podcast family.
You didn't want to be.
Oh, is that what it was?
Yes.
You dick.
Do you want to be now?
I've added him.
I am now.
There you go.
Yeah, I added you.
You've got the power.
What's the most interesting thing?
Yes, what?
This better be good.
No, I was just going to say when I was trying to interrupt Clint.
and annoy him.
He just powered through.
So is that what I need to do
when he does that to me?
No, because we can just turn you down.
You fuck, are you asshole?
Anyway, Bree, continue.
Don't let her tell you what to do.
What the hell?
I lost my train of thought now.
Oh, good one, Ella.
How did it be...
Take that out.
Claudia, you're going to have to beep that.
Yeah, I'll beat that.
God.
Jesus Christ.
Sorry.
What's the biggest thing people are looking for?
forward to, what's the thing you
love the most about Christmas?
Oh, just
just time off.
That's a great answer.
That is a great fucking answer.
Time off, relaxing with the family,
going to the beach. Oh, so you've ruled it now.
Spending time with the people I love.
Oh, so you've ruled it more.
Did Christmas get better, Clint for you?
Because it goes great as a kid,
me as a young adult and now is it great,
you've got kids?
Yeah, it changes.
Yeah.
It becomes magic again.
Oh, I'm so excited for that.
Because at the moment, it's like a little bit like...
Yeah, my Christmas is depressing.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You have to like cook and clean.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's my favorite part about Christmas.
I know you, Ella and Clint, don't cook.
So you don't understand that part.
I clean like a motherfucker, though.
Yeah, but that's shit.
That's the shit job.
Oh, your shit.
I'm not saying your shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm saying that's a shit job.
What, God, can you guys?
Can you guys?
let me fucking get out what I was going to say.
Now you know how I feel.
You don't understand the magic of cooking a huge Christmas meal for your whole family.
It's my favourite part because in the lead up to Christmas,
it's my mum and I and we're in the kitchen and we laugh and, you know,
we have a good time.
And that's one of my favourite things about Christmas.
I'll ask my wife if I can spend Christmas in the kitchen with her.
So we can laugh and she'll go,
I know what she'll say
I would hate that
more than you can imagine
she doesn't even like me watching her
in the kitchen
she's like I can feel you breathing
I love my wife because
for lots of reasons but also because I know
that's how she would react
oh my God I don't think she'll mind me telling you guys
you know a moon boot
yeah
she got a moon boot
nah worse she got put in a moon sandal today
oh not the moon sandal
I know the exact one
This should be on the show too
But they think she's got a stress fracture
In her fifth metatarsal in her foot
How did she do that?
And so they put her in a singular moon sandal
They don't know how she did it
And
And there's a bono killer
The moon sandals
Oh my God
Terrible
I'd rather you had two moon sandals on
One is worse
She's got a big club foot sandal on
If you don't know my wife
My wife
She's very stylish
And she has a great, she prides herself on her footwear collection as well.
Oh, yeah.
This sander was the most offensive thing a doctor could have ever given her.
I reckon she would have rather have been put in a full cast.
What does she do?
She doesn't know.
She just, there's a stress fracture in her foot.
And it's all bruised up.
I've had this before.
I had a stress fracture in my foot.
And I'm not lying.
It took a year.
Oh dear.
And you walk on those things every day.
Well, this is the problem.
you walk on them every day and that's why it takes so long it doesn't heal yeah yeah and she's like
surely i can just wear tivas and i was like no oh why you have to wear the moon sandal and we have to
we have to enjoy you in the moon sandal that's funny i like that um anyway she's got a fancy event
tomorrow night and she goes she goes like fuck like fuck i'm not wearing high heels to that event
and i was like well you're just going to make it worse no wear one whole
high heel and the morn sandal.
Yeah, then you'll be like, clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop.
It does remind, you know, when, you remember when I had to wear that fucking ugly
finger cast?
Oh, yeah.
When I did my tendon in my middle finger, fuck I hated wearing that around because
everywhere you went, someone would go, what's that?
And it was just yuck.
And that's what the same thing was.
moon sandal
no one isn't asking you
what did you do to your foot
the worst bit is she was not expecting it when she went in there
she wasn't expected to be told
good it was like a
I don't know something anything anything other
than that and then they whip out the moon sandal
um yeah so count yourself lucky
if you have full function of
your feet and footwear at the moment
count you bless you because you don't know what you've got till it's gone
oh that's true you too could be in a moon sandal for summer
I wish sometimes I could just go back to that feeling.
You know when you've been really sick?
Like the last time I got sick when I had to actually take days off from the show.
Yeah.
And you know where you like have a period where you're like, this is it.
I'm never going to be well again.
And you just like contemplate everything in your life and like just have this whole new perspective where you're like, oh.
I appreciate it.
My health when I had her.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And then like, I don't remember that.
now that you feel well
yeah no never yeah no
it's good to sit there
that's why I think I'm going to try meditating
to really realize what I have in front of me
but I don't know if my brain can do that
yeah gratitude is the attitude
but it's very hard to actually
I just have so many thoughts in my brain
okay should we finish it
should we all finish with something we're grateful for right now
yay I love these
Claudia you start
yeah Claudia you start
you're saying like the most ungrateful person here
so you go
Shut up, Beach.
What are you on?
I'm grateful that the show's over and cleans it up to leave.
I knew you were going to say that.
You're not allowed to say that.
I'm grateful that the day is done.
No, that's to be positive.
I'm grateful that I get to go home now.
Because you have a home.
Because I have a home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
She set the bar low there, didn't she?
I'm grateful for friendship.
Genuinely.
I think I cried and sobbed.
in Wicked because of the friendship
themes and I'm realizing
that I have a lot
of great people around me. Alice is in the
stage of life where her friends are, her chosen
friends rather than just the people she's
growing up with. That's a good
part of life. And both are great but it's really
exciting when you do get to grow up
and you kind of choose your circle. Yeah.
And not just the people you're forced to
think around. It's even better when you start
refining that circle and it gets
smaller. And smaller the circle
the better. And it gets really intense
too because you know everyone in your circle
knows they're in your circle and you're
in their circle. Yeah well it's intense
with um wait I'd say you
and Brooke we're intense yeah we're intense
yeah we're in love you guys are intense
we are Clint
what are you grateful for my doll
I'm grateful to have a job
with people that I enjoy
hanging out with oh you took mine
that I genuinely
enjoy coming to every day
where I get to be
creative and silly
and get paid for it.
You bloody, have we spent too much time together?
That's nice though.
It means more coming from Clint
because he wouldn't see that freely.
That's really lovely.
I'm glad you enjoy your job.
Are my words like piss then, are we?
No, I'm very grateful for your words, Bree,
but you're very generous with your affections.
Do you reckon?
You've got to be a bit more stingy like me.
Do you reckon I am?
I think so.
Oh.
Is that a bad thing?
It's a really good thing.
I'd say it's lovely.
Some people should be more like you, Bree.
Yeah, Claudia.
I think one of my things that I have been working on as I get older
is to tell people nice things about them.
Like if I have a good thought about someone.
Just say it.
Yeah.
I feel like that's been something I've really been working on as I get older.
And that's just in everyday life as well.
Like I said to you guys when I took my dog to the vet today.
Like she was amazing
And I told her like six times
How good she was
Because I'm like we don't as people
The dog
No the vet
The vet
Were they using the program easy vet
Um
That's irrelevant for all of one person
Ella's husband
Installs the vet software
How the fuck would we know
Ella
It's a caught a joke
It's got a joke
That is a slow burn joke
If I ever did hear one
It's a deep cut
Yeah
I'm grateful that this is nearly over
Claudia, I've gotten in your book
Shit, I don't know if I am grateful for this shop anymore
No, genuinely very grateful to have a job
Where I get to work with people that I enjoy and like
And Claudia
And Claudia
Yeah, she hate you all
Who I love and respect
Thank you
That's more like it
Yeah
I think we ended there
No, I think that's great
No jokes needed.
Have a great evening, everybody.
We're grateful for you.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good one too.
Shame.
Wait, but you're talking to me?
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