ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 26th October 2023

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

What's your favourite swear word? Matty McLean is filling in for Clint, and since we don't usually get to swear on the radio, or TV for that matter, we really let rip today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day guys, welcome to the After Party Podcast where Clint is away, Maddie McLean has come off the bench. I'm back baby. He's back bitches. I'd love doing the podcast because we can swear. What can you say? Anything.

Anything. Anything. Producer Claude, can we say swear. What can you say? Anything. Anything. Anything. Producer Claude, can we say anything? Yeah, anything. Within reason. Like we don't want any homophobic stuff from you. No, no, no. You know?

Because I know you love to throw around a homophobic slur. I hate the gays. I hate them. Producer Ella, do you want to throw any swear words in the mix? What's your favourite? What's everyone's favourite swear word? Oh, I love this question. Let me think about it.

Hang on. Oh, dick. I love dick. Oh, do you? Oh, but every time. So does Maddie McLean. No way. Every time I end up, no, no, no.

Yeah, that's a good swear word. I love a visceral swear word. You know, just one that just sounds really... So... Oh, I feel so... I feel naughty. The word fuck. You've said it on air before.

By accident. You've said it on TV. Once, once. The word fuck is so, you know... Yeah, it's strong. I get what you're feeling inside you, like out. You just get it so, you know, it's strong. It gets what you're feeling inside you, like, out. You just get it out, you know? I feel like it's the potato of the swear word as well.

You can use it for anything. It's versatile. If you throw a different word on the end of it or at the start of it, it means something else. Yeah, let's go through the different ones so you can be like, what are the different types of F words you can use? Oh, fuck off. Yeah, fuck off.

But fuck off can be good or bad. Oh, fuck off. Fuck off. Oh, fuck off. Yeah. Or fuck off. No, seriously, fuck off. Fuck off.

So true, mate. You put the I-N-G on the end and you're like, oh, fucking hell. Fucking hell. That's another good one. Motherfucker. Oh, really getting into it. Fuck you versus, oh, fuck me. Oh, you dumb fuck.

Get my favourite out of all of them, out of all the Fs. Get fucked. Because it can be multiple. Yes, it can. Oh, get fucked. You're right. The potato Yes, it can. You'll be, oh, get fucked. You're right. The potato of the swear words. It's very versatile.

So versatile. Yeah. It's the utility player of the swear words. So good. What's happening with you, Maddie, that you couldn't talk about on the show today but you can talk about in the podcast world? Fuck me. What is going on with me?

I'm so boring. It's just I'm in countdown mode to the end of the year. Yeah. When do you guys go on holidays? We're off here 15th of December. For people listening that don't know, Maddie does TV presenting on a breakfast show. Morning television. Morning television.

Morning television. Like, if you've ever seen the morning show with Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon, that is Maddie's life. I am Jennifer Aniston. Yeah, glitz, glam, you know, affairs. Totally. Drama. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm getting network shut down. Yes, there's been hacks. Hacks. Yeah. Well, this season's shut down. Yes. There's been hacks. Hacks. Yeah. Well, this season's good. It has. It's been really good. The funniest thing about The Morning Show is just how, I mean,

maybe that show is what it is like in America. Well, there's a lot of similarities where they mirror stuff that has happened in real life. Because their shows are so big over there. There's a lot of similarities where they mirror stuff that has happened in real life. Because their shows are so big over there. There's a lot of money. So much money in TV. Whereas ours is like we're pulling it together with fucking tape and a little bit of string and hope.

Three people behind the scenes pulling the show. Honestly, I feel like that here as well, not bear with me. Pardon you. Pardon me as well because I with me, but like- Pardon you. Pardon me as well, because I just did a burp. Pardon you. No, no, bear with me. I feel like we're so chill here,

and it's like, oh yeah, we're on air. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we're on air. Okay, now we do it. Can you imagine if- Running around like headless chickens over there, I feel like. Imagine if Ryan Seacrest saw this operation that they're

putting on air here. He'd be like wait so you've got two producers where's the rest of your team? This is it. Like Kyle and Jackie O in Australia have, I mean I don't know exactly but I think they've got like

at one point they had like 12, 14 producers. What are they all doing? For one show? Yeah. How do they have enough work? Yeah. Apparently. We could do with one more, but.

It is amazing because they work on breakfast. So many people assume we have like catering, you know, like they're always like, what's for breakfast? What do you get fed? There's no breakfast? What does the chef make you for breakfast in the morning? There's no breakfast on breakfast? There's breakfast, but it's the bowl of cereal i pour for myself in the ad break shit that'd be a good perk though if they did wouldn't it probably would in australia yeah i wonder if

they do like on sunrise or today yeah they might yeah who would you rather work for if you had the choice? In Australia In Australia, would you rather work for Sunrise or Today? I love the Sunrise with a man, Sam Mack I love Sam Mack, he's a good friend of mine Is he really? Well, when I say good friend, I want to be good friends with him But we talk quite a bit on social media, he's lovely He's so funny and he is lovely Him and I have chatted on social media before as well.

But I think as a whole, I do love the vibe of today. Yeah. I love Carl. He's pretty loose. I love Sarah. Yeah, Sarah's great. Yeah. Yeah.

When does Koshi, because Koshi. He's gone. He's gone, eh? He's gone. God, how long was he in Brickett? Like 20 something years. Long bloody time. Crazy, eh?

Such a long time. I'm seven at the end of this year are you dang god you don't look a day over six what would be the tv show i mean you've already you can't really answer this because you've already done it but if you could pick one tv show like a reality show like a show that you could be a part if you could pick one TV show, like a reality show, like a show that you could be a part of, you could go on, what would be the show? Treasure Island. You've gotten really into this season, haven't you?

I'm not fit at all, so I'd be there. You honestly don't. You don't need to be fit. You don't need to be. I think people are surprised. I think people think you have to be really fit to be on that show. You don't need to be fit. You don't need to be. I think people were surprised. I think people think you have to be really fit to be on that show. You don't. I feel like if I was ever cast, I would know that if I made it to the end,

I would have to do a lot of running. So I'd be working on my cardio and nothing else. Yeah. In case there's a big run. Nah, you'd be fine. You don't need to do all that much. The challenges look fun, though. They look really, really fun.

That's the hardest part about hosting a show. You wanting to do the challenges? I just want to play so bad what would you what would you do um oh my absolute dream show like to to be a contestant on taskmaster oh yes holy shit i want to be on that show so bad but then i'm also like terrified because i'm weird as shit they all are you gotta be that's the point no like i'm so fucking weird like you gotta be yeah right i feel like it would suit me because i'm just the my brain the stuff that goes on like i just get weird think a lot of those tasks yeah i feel like that's me

i feel like i just get down and dirty you know and do I'd just commit to the gag, you know. I'd be like, this is going to be hilarious. Like probably set stuff on fire, you know. What about you, Ella? What would you be on? I don't know. I enjoy it so much that I just want to go on it, Big Brother. Oh, that's it.

Good one. In the red chair and talk to Big Brother. The rebooted version or the old version? You see, I only caught on, I think, for the rebooted version. To where it's kind of like Survivor. The old version was much better. Brutal. Actually, there's old clips and there's this guy and this girl having a fight

and this guy's just going off at her and she's standing there like, so that kind of old school and it's just loose as Keane. Yeah. I love it. I heard that because Big Brother is coming back for another season. I heard it's going to be all single people. Yeah, it is. It's kind of like a Love Island style.

No, I don't want that. And there's going to be, remember Big Brother Uncut? They're bringing that back this season. Big Brother Uncut was my porn back in the day. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah, so they'd play all the nudie bits. All the really nudie bits.

Like shower cams and stuff. Really? Yep. It was quite voyeuristic now that you think about it. Full P&V. People were okay with that? I remember. Most were.

Some had real problems with it and would shower in bathing suits and stuff. Yeah, I would. But other people were like, I don't care. I remember my sister and I would watch it. Sneak away. And then we knew my dad could hear the TV, so we'd be right up against it because we couldn't hear what was going on. And then if we turned it up too loud, my dad would be like,

are you girls watching that shit? And then we'd hurry and turn off the TV. But Maddie McLean, last one. You've been on Treasure Island. You've done it. What is the next show that you would love to be on if you could pick any? I reckon me and Ryan on The Amazing Race would be so yeah. It would be so much fun. Do you reckon you'd have a fight on there?

Definitely. But we'd get over it really quickly. You'd move on fast. Because you'd both want to win so you'd be like, get over your shit real quick. Totally. Watch this space. I'm going to sign you guys up. Get on it.

Why not? Cool guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Maddie McLean's back. I'm back. Yeah, he's back tomorrow. So we'll see you then. Friday, okay.

We'll be on tomorrow's podcast. Oh, I saw Maddie McLean in the studio belting it out bright red. So much passion in your face. So much passion. And you've got to, you know, commend. If you've got to do it, you've got to do it right. You've got to commend the passion. But, yeah, we'll see you then, guys.

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