ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 26th September 2024

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast Any of you guys collecting the supermarket stickers at New World at the moment? And if you are, can I have them? Oh la-di-da. Negatives. I'm collecting Disney cards at Woolworths. Me too! I'm collecting the Disneys. I'm actually not. I just like

to open the packet and give them away. I collect them and then give them to my nieces. Yeah. I'm a New World man, but I'll be so popular with my daughters. The Disney one People are going nuts for the Disney ones

I'm after the New World stickers I want those glass containers That's not a kids one At New World at the moment New World are trying to get the adults And Woolies are trying to get the kids And the adults are like I want to go to New World And the kids are like I want to go to Woolies

And the pack and save shoppers are like, please just give us bags. Please, a discount. The pack and save people are like, hey, stick man here. Stick man. You can use one of the boxes off the shelves if you like. I love pack and save. I, I, I, I, yay, yay, yay, yay. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I had a thought the other day, Claudia, and I meant to ask you.

He's asking you out. Do we? Oh, yeah. Will you go to prom with me? Absolutely not. How would you ask Claudia around if you had to? I'd probably be looking at the ground with my hands in my pocket. But hey, all good if you don't want to.

Brie actually dared me to do this but um i have goosebumps and then i checked you and you go oh you were ugly anyway do you guys do you want to go to doing a good problem with me do you guys want to hear the really good problem sorry carry on do you guys want to hear the really gross story about how i asked fire what clint was going to ask me oh yeah yes, I do want to hear that story as well. It's real quick. It's admin based. Oh God, is now the time? Do we play ads in this podcast? No, we don't. In the after party? No.

Is it ad free? I think there's one before and after, but not during. Oh, okay. I was going to say. Cool. Okay, that's all I wanted to ask. Ella's lost interest. Yeah, Ella's on TikTok. All good. I'm actually posting content for our show. Anyway, back to Brie. I'm ready for your story now.

How did you meet each other? You're not even listening. It was nothing. Nah, you guys don't deserve this story. I want to know. Put an ad in here. Okay, right here. Do you want a pair of shoes?

The way I asked Sophia to be my girlfriend is we were at the beach on holiday and I got little white cue cards and then I wrote a little story on the cue cards. Oh, my goodness. And then the last one was like a cute way of asking her and then I made her a cup of tea and I put it underneath her tea like a cute way of asking her. And then I went and I made her a cup of tea and I put it underneath her tea like a coaster. Oh. Gayest thing I've ever heard.

That's so cute. No, that's really, really cute. You were an adult when you did this. Yeah. This was like five years ago. Who said I love you first? She did. Nice.

Yeah. That's good. You keep the moral high ground there. Yeah. Did you say it back? So then I had to. Did you did. Nice. Yeah. That's good. You kept the moral high ground there. Yeah. Did you say it back? So then I had to. Did you say it back? Yeah.

She's like, I love you and you're like, thanks. You did a fucking promposal. It was cute. No, you. Wait, do you want to hear something even gayer? Yeah. We still have the cards. Of course.

Of course. We have a little box of memories. That's cute. A little box of memories. I think I asked Lucy if she wanted to go steady. But I was trying to do it ironically, like semi-ironically. Oh, you were nervous. Did you get put in your class ring as well?

And she said, oh, aren't we? Which was awkward. I was like, oh, I mean, I thought I'd better just check we're going official. I was so keen. I was so keen. That's cute. What about you you Claude? They didn't ask each other out They just moved in together

Yeah Oh right Yeah you gotcha Nah she asked me I think we were just going to bed And she was like You want to be my girlfriend? I was like

Yes I do Get her But then I said I love you first Oh see Same as us Like one person did one thing And the other person did the other Good time to ask When you're going to bed together.

Yeah. Because if they say no, you're like, um, then what the hell are we doing? Get out of my bed. Oh, yeah. What about you, Ella? We're in bed as well. Oh, the same bed. I heard it.

Yeah. What is that noise? Yeah, what is that noise? It's the party next door. I'm trying to filter it. It's real loud. Okay, I'll be quick. We're in bed and Ryan was like, you want to be my girlfriend? then straight away i was like yes and then he was like i love you and

i was like i love you too straight away yeah in the same breath and then and then after you broke up with him who asked each other out the second time uh me you you were like i think we broke up like three times did you have you time i didn't know about the second time. I was going through a mental breakdown, and I thought to be fine, I needed to be single. Yeah, I get that. Didn't. I actually needed him. I love him.

Oh, that's nice. I know. I miss him. He's away for two weeks. I'm very emo. Because I'm your hero. What song is that? You are my man.

It's I'm Your lady, isn't it? I could be your hero You're confusing with Enrique Iglesias' hero I've combined two songs together You little naughty bum I can be your lady, baby That still works You can be my man

You know how I know when I love someone? Make it be Butterfly Bonnie Alert Fanny Frenz I can't be so fucking immature about these shits I know when I love someone. Make it be a butterfly. Boner alert. Danny Flynn. I can't write you. I'm so fucking immature about this shit. I expect it better from you girls. Not from Clint, but at least from you girls.

Massive boner alert. High quartet. Pew pew. Just because we can say it doesn't mean we should, guys. Stop. You guys are terrible on the show today. Actually, be better, okay? Be better.

Grow up, Brie. I'm'm gonna rip that mole off you come on you know how I know when I truly love someone is when I start spraying like Mark you're so emotionally unintelligent it's not funny let me fucking speak

yeah I'll turn Ella off actually oh yeah cause she's the problem. No, I know because I always nearly go to say it by accident without even thinking about it. It's not something I think about and then I go, oh, I'm going to tell them I love them. It's always nearly an accident and then I'll go, oh, shit, I nearly said that out loud.

You're so right and I'm exactly the same. That's what it is. Which is why I always got scared to be drunk around the person that I was falling in love with before I told them that I loved them because I knew I was going to say it when I was drunk. Yeah. That's how I know. I think I did once.

To Lucy. No, to someone else. But awkward Ella, thanks. Yeah, awkward Ella. He didn't mean it though. Way to bring up Clint's past relationships. Sorry. It's fine.

Everyone has exes. It's all right. Lucy listens to this. I don't think she does. No, she doesn't. She's got better things to do. I actually would like to meet her properly. I've seen her once.

She's quite cool. Send her a calendar invite and see what we can do. And she can really humbly decline because she, like I said, has better things to do. Let's go. I've got better things to do. You've got better things to do. I'm great company.

No, you are. I'm happy right here. Let's keep going. Yeah, no, I think I'm done. I'm going to go home and watch a movie. All right. Yeah, and cuddle my cat. I might foster some kittens.

Is it okay if I, like, bring kittens into the office? I'd love a kitten in the studio. All right. Yeah, and cuddle my cat. I might foster some kittens. Is it okay if I bring kittens into the office? I'd love a kitten in the studio. Okay. Bye. God, it's like wrapping up my mum. You're rude. Oh, by the way. That's enough.

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