ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 26th September 2025

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

The whole team is actually back together! And Clint's given himself the ick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would I put stress on my body at the gym? No, no. No. We're not turning that into a sound effect. We're not doing that. Play it again, Claudia. We're not putting that in. Wait, there's a friend of the show, McCarl.

Can you just come in here? We're just going to play you a piece of audio. Does there any headphones? That's their headphones right there. and we just want a one word like just how you feel after hearing this audio Okay, so we're just going to play you a piece of audio And then you just say one word

Or whatever comes to mind after you hear it But I put stress on my body at the gym So Yeah, see Is that a word? It's out of context She just laugh It's out of context

In context it was worse It's maybe worse It's maybe Oh no It's a key He eked himself As soon as he said it I could see it on his face

He was like Oh I can't believe we'll just said that Fuck I do though Ugh Yuck Yuck First day actually back together First day the whole show's been together

Ella's here Claudia's here Can I have a gold star Because I was here every day Yeah you get the You get to sit on the special chair on the mat. Is it a chair or is it a mat?

Can I have a gold star because I feel like I'm on my deathbed but I'm still here? No, you shouldn't have been here. Okay, you can have a sympathy star. Okay, I'll take the sympathy star. I'll take the sympathy star. I want to start because I got cough. Well, can we all get stars then, do we? Can you cheer up a bit, please Ella?

Hi. Hey, everyone. Yeah, you're normally the mood, what's, what's it, um, hype person? You're the vibe doctor. Oh, thanks, guys. And today, today, you have a bed. Oh, dare you.

Well, surprise, surprise, I had been sick. So sweaty. Like, it was insane. Yeah. Woke up on Wednesday. I've never had this before. Just like my shirt drenched. Ryan could not stand the smell.

Ooh. Are you a wiffy? Are you a wiffy? Not usually. Oh, maybe as I've got an older. You're a wiffy bedwitter. I think so. Piss my pants

No, I didn't But yeah You always take for granted The good things about You do, yourself And definitely one good thing about me I don't think I'm a smelly person

No You don't think so Everyone was so quiet just then No, I'm thinking about it Fuck That makes sense No, you're not a smelly person You're never a smelly person

No, you're not You're not You're not, I've never sniffed you Like I'm not naturally A super sweaty person Well not a You are when you exercise Not under my arms

But my face, yes But face sweat doesn't smell Guys, I'm two months into an aluminium-free deodorant How is it? Very good Really? Do you want to get a whiff? No, because I'll have to lie if it smells

No, you won't, tell me the truth Do it in shot Not bad Not bad Not bad. Coconut I love coconut Why do you want to use the aluminium ziodron again?

I don't know. It just feels weird sticking aluminium into your paws every day. Did you get a rash? No, it just doesn't seem like a thing I should be doing if I don't need to. Is this a part of the same thing where you're not using sunscreen anymore? Is that aluminium? Yeah, and I'm not taking the vaccine anymore. No more sunscreen.

That's a fucking joke, okay, in the middle of a measles epidemic. That was a joke. Is that a good one, pro? Shit. Have your kids been vaccinated for measles? When do kids get vaccinated for measles? They get what's called MMR, which is measles, mumps, and Rubella. And they get it at three, I think, or four.

Yeah. Maggie's just had her top-up one. Does she cry? Yes, they all cry, but it's over very quickly. I'm pretty sure, is measles more than one? Yes, that's the top-up. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've only had one measles. Can we top you up?

Because there was something that happened here, and then they were like, it looks like you've only had one measles shot. And I was like, what? And I called my mom, and I was like, Mom, did you go anti-Vax halfway through? She's like, nah, I must have forgotten. You should go get one. Fair enough.

I don't, yeah, it's hard keeping track of all that stuff. It really is. Talking about injections. Could be keen for lip filler. Are you going to get lip filler? No, not yet. Don't do it. I could be keen.

Show me all lips. I had juicy lips already, but I could be keen. Your face is so young and youthful and you want to go on stick shit in it. No, no, you don't do it. You don't have a single wrinkle. I want to prevent it. I want to prevent it. You should talk to my wife about...

Does she do it? No, she doesn't because she talks a lot about interfering with your face's natural trajectory and where your face is going over time. And if you alter it... Yes. If you alter it... Then something will happen. Yes, breathe.

Thank you. If you alter, you'll have to keep altering it. And it's the law of diminishing returns. It'll look less good. every time you do it. And if you do lip filler and you decide in the future that you don't like it

when you have to get it removed, your lips are already stretched out and then you got remotely your lips. It can't be removed. You can dissolve it. You can't dissolve it. You can dissolve it. Well, they can take it out.

They can dissolve it, but this is the thing. If you pump your lips full of filler, right? And then when they take it out or they dissolve it, it's like a balloon. If you blow it up to a certain point, then you take a bit of air out.

Guess what? It happens. It's saggy and it's like, it looks terrible. Okay, I won't go crazy then. So who are you trying to impress? Myself. Yeah, you're married. Filler is a big no-no.

If you want to get Botox and it makes you feel good, then I mean, get a bit of Botox. But don't get the filler. That's when you start changing your face of shape. I'm going to save up when I'm 65 or 50. I want a facelift from Thailand. From Thailand. Or Bali or wherever.

Bangkok. No, Turkey's the place to go. Turkey, there we go. Hell yeah All right And don't wait till you're 65 Fuck that Get one when you're 40

All right thanks Brie Before and afters In 20 years Hey you guys I'm back from Taylor Have you seen that girl That Aussie girl That got heaps

And heaps of press Because she's 36 And she got a facelift A facelift at 36 Yeah Well she's had She had She had her kids young

And then She had always felt like she and I think she got her ears pinned back at the same time anyway um she had a facelift at 36 she went to turkey had this facelift does she look good she looks amazing right and and doesn't look like and I mean because she's so freaking young yeah so yeah the facelift it doesn't look like and they haven't pulled it back so tired that it looks like a facelift she just looks young and I mean she is young she's 36 that's crazy yeah wow It's really...

But how old does she look? Like now? Yeah. I'd say she looks like 34, 35. Oh, okay. Like probably around her age. Oh, that's good then. Yeah.

Does she look saggy and old before? The ones that get me are the ones like the Chris Jenner's. Wait, let me see if I'll find a picture. You're a woman in your 60s who looks like a woman in her 20s. Yeah, no, she looks. I think she... Because you don't get new friends when you get that done. You don't start hanging out with 20-year-olds.

It's just you with other 60-year-olds who now have to look at you. you there's a 20 year old and they're like she wants to hang out with her daughter's friends true yeah she wants to hang out with her daughter's daughters yeah true hold on oh here do you guys want to see yeah okay hold on look at me letting the podcast go I'm proud of you I'm itching to go but I'm still here look at he's so itching that good work Clintie okay hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on Bear with

She's doing this on purpose Hold on No I just want to Hold on Should I bring back nut chat You guys talk amongst yourselves And then I'll reveal Okay she

I lied She's 37 Which I mean same shit Same shit Um Kate No kidding Guys that you're putting all the pressure

On me Talk amongst yourselves No Reve it in three Two I don't have a before and after. Oh my gosh.

You can go get fucked now. You miss out. You all miss out. Well, everyone listening was always going to miss out, so. Do you prefer an almond or a cashew? Walnut. And Mac. Macadamian nut.

I love a nut. I fear we've lost the room. I think we might have hit that point. Let's go. I haven't hit 10 minutes yet. Oh, close. How, what have we got? Is that a goal of yours to hit 10 minutes?

Nine and a half. We're really close. Oh, by the time we wrap this thing up, I'll hit this a couple of times. I do your KPIs. I put stress on my body, isn't you? I'll top us up with a bit of this. You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. And for the OGs, a little touch of this, a little bit of...

Can we bring that back? And that should do us, right? I think I've got it. Yay! We're at 955, hurry. Meet it, climbing. Hell yeah. Nah, I'm just joking.

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