ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party -27th August 2024

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

Bree's decided to try her hand at pushing the buttons on the radio desk, which she used to do as a job, so should be all good right? Wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:32 Are we ready? Okay, that didn't play. Don't touch that one. Hold on, wait, wait, hold on. Don't touch that one. Hold on. So this is... Nope. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Try that one. Hold on. So this is. Nope. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Try that one. Nope. Okay, hold on. Hold on. That one. Hey. Hey-o. You turned it off.
Starting point is 00:00:57 What did you turn it off? Bring any beers? Cheers. It's Bree and Clint's after party. Hello, everyone, and welcome Bray and Clint's Afterparty where you've got me on the buttons because Claudia got angry at me. Yeah, you were rude to me. She was like, whoa, you go push the button. You push them then.
Starting point is 00:01:14 And then it took me like five minutes to figure it out. But now that I'm up and rolling, welcome to the very first Bray and Clint Tribal Council. Yes! What happens here? Well, what happens here, Ella, is we will vote someone out of this podcast after party. Oh, shit. I didn't know that before.
Starting point is 00:01:40 I was being rude. And we will find out who will outwit outlast and out play that's the three from survivor here on brain cleanse survivor this is chaos you've got a great voice okay what's the challenge i i could host a survival show couldn't i good host the voice you just did um you know you know what we should do one time i should come up with a celebrity treasure island challenge and then you three hell yeah compete in the challenge my god i would love that i've always wanted to do something like that yeah you could set up a puzzle out there and then we could
Starting point is 00:02:23 run to the next station and do something else. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that would be a little fun. I want to organise the office sweepstakes too. Why do you look so concerned? Are the lights going out? I saw a light going off, but I think it's the streetlights turning on. I think it's the spark building.
Starting point is 00:02:39 You've never faced that direction before, have you? Yeah, it's so weird. Oh, all the blue lights just turned on. Oh, Buzzy G. I hate Buzzy G. I hate it. I like it over here. It's fun, isn't it? Okay, guys, look, I hate to break up the party, but... Oh, hold on, turn that off.
Starting point is 00:02:53 It's still playing. Hold on. Hate to break up the party, guys, but... Hey! Yes, the dance! Oh, my God. Oh, no. Rob has knocked a knee. No, bro, it's not to me.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Welcome everyone to the Brinkley Courtroom. Anyone have any battles they want to settle? Arguments within a relationship? I got assaulted today. What? By farts in the office. Who did that? That was, I believe, producer Ella, you farting. No.
Starting point is 00:03:29 You farted on my head. Brianna ran into the studio, cupcaked Ella, and then chased her around the building. It was warranted, though. You give context to the crime. How am I part of it, though? Give context to the crime. The context is. I was wronged?
Starting point is 00:03:44 I don't know. I wasn't there for it. I was wronged? I don't know. I wasn't there for it. What was the context? I can't remember. You just farted on me. And then by farting on her, you farted on me by proxy. And then you chased me around the studio. Well, I do apologise for that.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Not good, Bree. Look, not my best moment. How do you plead? Guilty. Guilty. Okay. Guilty. Ten years in jail. Ten years Guilty. Ten years in jail.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Ten years? Whoa! Ten years jail. Worth it. Do it again. Don't shit on her then. Yeah, jeez, I hate to see what I get for that. Well, what else?
Starting point is 00:04:15 Oh, guys, guess what? Tomorrow night, me and my partner are going to Tones and I. Tone and I? Or as my mum likes to call it, Tone and I. Spark? No, it's at Town Hall. Oh, fun. I bought my mum a ticket, so she's coming along.
Starting point is 00:04:30 And when do you reckon I inform my mum that we're going to be at the front of the mosh pit? When you get there. When you're walking to the front. I reckon she'll be able to hold her own. I think so. Yeah. I reckon she's going to have – it's i think so yeah like i reckon she's gonna have
Starting point is 00:04:45 she it's so cute she's been listening to all the tones and i saw and she's got her favorite ones that she really and her this particular song where she's like this is the song i hope it's my mom literally last night goes i hope sorrento is in the set list. Do you know if it is? Yeah, can you Google it? I looked. It is. So I'm really hoping that she does play it. Fingers crossed. You should just arrive, don't mention it, and just get to the front. And then if there's any questions asked, just answer them in.
Starting point is 00:05:18 You know what I'll do? You know when you're trying to get to the front of a mosh pit? Because we will get there relatively early. But I'll just say, sorry, guys, my mum's about to faint. Can you just move? Sorry, my mum's about to faint. She needs a barrier to lean on. My mum's about to faint.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Get out of the way. And then we'll just get to the front and just not move. She feels better now. She feels okay. There's more air up the front here. She needs water. Move, move, move. Yeah, sorry, my mum needs water.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Because you know they're handing out water sometimes? Genius. You're like, she didn't feel sick. She's just thirsty. Yeah. Perfect. Get her some wines in her. She'll be all right.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Me and my nephew, we used to run this, what would you call it? Was it a scheme? A scam? Yeah, like not a scam, but we'd run this kind of racket. Heist. Heist, no. We'd run this thing where if we were at like a show or, you know, like do you guys have shows here? Like a travelling show that goes around the country?
Starting point is 00:06:14 Not really. Like carnies and they set up the show? Not really. Like where I'm from in Stanthorpe, we like usually would be in March and the Stanthorpe and the show would roll into town and they would set up, you know, so there'd be rides and then like a side show. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:06:30 The Big Top. Yeah, the Big Top and stuff. Anyway. I've seen that in the movies. The movies. It was always like the best time of year because you could buy show bags and like, you know, all that kind of thing. And my little cousins, we would always do this thing where we'd be like,
Starting point is 00:06:48 I'm so sorry, this kid's lost his mum. We're pretty sure she's at the front of this line. Oh, genius. And we would just literally walk all the way to the front. And then. Do they catch you out? No? Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:00 People would get so angry. The girlies at the concerts that I used to go to, they would be like, oh, sorry, I need to get through. My friend up there has my phone. Smart. And we were always like, the fact that there's this many people whose friends up there have their phone and also you're holding your phone, they would just push right past me. Sorry, my friend has my phone.
Starting point is 00:07:18 But when you're like kind of where they want to be and they push right next to you and they go, sorry, my friend has my phone up there and they stand there and stay there. So annoying. And you're like, just make it believable. I feel like they were the same people that did that chant. Which one? Sit down tall girl, sit down tall girl.
Starting point is 00:07:35 And then the whole crowd joins in. When was this? And I turn around, here's Claudia. Sit down tall girl. Yeah, sit down tall girl. Yeah, sit down. What? That's a huge bit.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Have you never heard that story? It rings a bell. Oh, my God. Yeah. sit down, tall girl. Sit down. That's a huge bit. Have you never heard that story? It rings a bell. Oh, my God. Yeah. She chanted at me sometimes. What? Yeah. At concerts where I'd be waiting like 12 hours to get barrier at certain concerts
Starting point is 00:07:56 and then these little bitches would stand behind. This one time these little bitches were standing behind me and they started this chant, sit down tall girl. And then like I reckon at least ten people joined in. So mean. What did you do? I cried. No.
Starting point is 00:08:13 And did you sit down? I hope you stayed there. But eventually. No. Fuck no. Eventually I turned around and I said, because they kept pushing into me and I eventually turned around and said back the fuck up yeah you better because I'd had enough that unleashed this tall beast I feel like concert
Starting point is 00:08:34 etiquette's changed a bit recently you reckon yeah I feel like people are now like I get to do whatever I want because I paid money to be here and if I'm excited I'm gonna scream and that makes it okay yeah but it's like I paid money to be here too and you're ruining it for me yeah in my ear yeah I actually can't hear anything except you going ah oh my god oh my god like stop for a second you're not even listening yeah what do you reckon is the concert you've been to that was the loudest? And I mean the loudest from the crowd. Scissor. Wow. Same.
Starting point is 00:09:11 It was so loud you could barely enjoy it. I couldn't hear her at all. Oh, it was so bad loud. From the parts that I heard. She sounded amazing. Yeah, every now and then. It wasn't anything to do with her. It was just the crowd was so loud.
Starting point is 00:09:24 There's a difference, though, because as a crowd who's that hyped, you want to make it known to the artist. It's like, we freaking love you. Yeah. But then when it gets too loud, it's like not enjoyable. Yeah, you're like, I could have just listened to more stuff at home. And, yeah, it's kind of like when you get real shit seats at like a rugby league game and you can't really see it that well.
Starting point is 00:09:45 And you're like, I could have just watched this at home. Bit of you on the screen. Yeah, without drunk people falling all over me and dropping their drinks on me. I went to Niall Horan as well, and it was really cool. Like, they weren't too loud singing, but there was a girl behind me who, you know when you get the screaming is so loud that your ears go like, no.
Starting point is 00:10:03 It was like that the whole time. So I had to like literally plug my ears because it was hurting. And I have one ear that's probably damaged from sound anyway. And she was on that side. So I was like, oh, my money makers. I would have turned around and said,
Starting point is 00:10:14 shut up. Yeah. I just not brave enough to do that. Yeah. Didn't want to ruin her night. But also like, please just be aware of people. It's the screaming.
Starting point is 00:10:23 It's the, it's the, like the, you can sing along, but it's like the actual – When you're screaming the lyrics. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Taylor Swift was loud, but like that was enjoyable.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Yeah, it actually was fine. I was really worried that everyone was – I feel like they got it right at Taylor Swift. Yeah. That was fine. Yeah. Bigger stadium might help. More people, but it's open air at least.
Starting point is 00:10:42 An open air stadium definitely helps. I feel like when it's closed in look out. I might, that's actually, I might get my mum some earplugs. Good idea. I think that might be a good idea. Especially if you're up front. Yeah. Try to avoid a speaker
Starting point is 00:10:58 right near you. Yeah, just go to a music shop. They've got some good cheap ones. Didn't you go there? You went there. I'll give you the ones I got free on the plane coming over from Greece. Did you use them? I didn't use them. I did not use them. They're still packaged?
Starting point is 00:11:10 Yes. Reuse and recycle. I'm pretty sure. Just give them a wash. I'm pretty sure. All right, guys. Do the buttons. I reckon.
Starting point is 00:11:18 God, I've been doing all right, eh? You've pushed three buttons. Well, here comes number four. Oh, that didn't work. Why didn't that work? Hold on. No, I don't want that one. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Hold on, guys. See the numbers? It says 312. You need to push the channel. Oh, gotcha. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Turn it on. Yep. Hold on. Okay. Five, six, five,. Okay, hold on. Turn it on, yep. Hold on. Okay. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. You should do the buttons. T-O-T-O. You can take me hard to go.
Starting point is 00:11:56 See you later, bitches. Bye.

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