ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th February 2024

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

We definitely don't talk about gross things your body can do, but we definitely DO talk about how viral videos are technically harder to come by these days. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. I'm going to be honest with you, podcast family, you're not going to get much out of us today. We've got fuck all, as the Aussies say. There's no juice left in the... There's a little bit of jizz, but definitely no juice. I didn't run out of that. Ella, stop illing everything I say okay

I was about to say I haven't been doing that today it's too much name a substance grosser name a substance grosser than that

go on try feces nah really Ella's mic's not on by the way um

yes it hi yes it is hi there it is she's just far away pew is grosser than seaman nah pew?

nah really? cause we don't need to get too vulgar with this but you wouldn't let someone P-double-O in your mouth oh stop

what? oh would you? no he took it too far he took it too far no I didn't it was innocent I was going to talk about picking up a dog poo

I told you you're not going to get fuck all out of us today Why are we even doing this? Can we start again? Can we delete this? Can we start again? Yeah, let's start again Let's start again Okay, start again

So we're going to That never happened, okay? Yeah, definitely We'll cut that Okay, guys. Hey, guys. Welcome to the Brain Clean Podcast, where today we definitely won't talk about jizz. No way.

Did I save it? Yeah, you saved that. And we will not talk about, and you know what we definitely won't talk about? Poo in the mouth. And we will not talk about, and you know what we definitely won't talk about? Poo in the mouth. Nope. Absolutely not. We definitely will not talk about Two Girls, One Cup. You know I've never seen it?

Oh my God. You need to watch it right now. I don't think I want to. Is there anything like that? No, you need to watch it right now and we need to get your reaction to watching it. I'm not going to watch it on the work Wi-Fi. Well, take your phone off Wi-Fi. Well, that's still a work phone.

Work internet. Oh, pussy. If they hear this, if they hear this, it's content. It's content based. I've made it this far with never having seen it. Oh, mate, you're... God, he really hasn't seen anything. Including Two Girls, One Cup.

Is there anything like that? Like, you know anything like that like you know back in our day back in my day everything was like viral videos they're all emailed out have you seen them is there anything like that or is just video too accessible now the the shocking internet moments are becoming rarer and rarer i was thinking the other day about they still exist but they still exist yeah but do you remember how simple times were? Remember, this is the example I thought of. That photo that Kim Kardashian did for the cover of that magazine where she shot champagne over her body into a glass that was balanced on her butt.

And people were like, oh, my God. Have you seen... It's broken the internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just a Photoshopped photo of a photoshopped photo of a lady. Yeah. That's it. With a glass resting on her butt.

Was it also titled Kim Breaks the Internet before she actually broke the internet? I can't remember. Is that what was written on the magazine cover? No, I don't know. I don't know. But how weird is it? How weird is it that there was these moments or these references where I don't know how it would have spread. But like all of us, like if I mentioned something like blue waffle.

I was going to say blue waffle. Everyone knows what that is. And it's spread like wildfire. Well, it looked like it spread like wildfire. That's a myth, you know. That's actually not a true thing. But you know what I mean? Blue waffle's not.

No. Yeah. What about Penn Island? Penn Island? Yeah. you know that's actually not a true thing but you know what i mean like waffles not no yeah what about pen island pen island yeah no it wasn't the pen 15 pen 15 there was pen 15 there's also pen island.com what's pen there was there was rotten.com there was it's because the internet was so new and having access to these things was such a novelty and there was a thing where you go and because it spells penis land penis pen island oh there was a thing where you go and, because it spells penis land. Penis. Pen Island. There was a thing where you do like the math calculations and you flip your calculator and it says boobies.

Yeah. Everyone knew that. But as we go further and further back, we're getting more and more innocent. But that's just because we were all younger. And then the Lonely Island, I'm on a boat song. People were like, oh my God, this is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. And it was pretty funny. It was pretty funny.

But these days, we wouldn't all, you just wouldn't. There's just too much stuff now. There's too much. And the competition for your attention is rampant. And you know what I think it is? I think it does exist, but there's multiple different lanes and avenues. Like, for example, what's trending for me right now would be different for you do you guys have shrek rave no what's shrek rave oh my god

you need to get into shrek we've all been niched off into our own thing what's your thing right now what's on your tiktok mine is the lover's blind um i look like megan fox that's what is in my feed right now mine's formula one oh hold on what feed? Mine's all Shrek rave. Yeah. And this girl that does this hilarious Britney Spears impression. Oh, you've showed me her and she's very funny, but it's never come up on mine. It's Britney Spears.

What? Oh, my God. You found me. It's me, Britney. Oh, yeah. I'm not the model. We're going shopping. Come on, follow me. It's me, Brittany. Oh, yeah. I'm at the mall. We're going shopping. Come on, follow me.

It sounds like her, eh? Anyway, her or people referencing her and doing videos about her, like that's what's in my feed at the moment. Her name's Ashley Blue Deaf. Ashley Blue Waffle. Ashley Blue Deaf. How many followers do you reckon this girl's got? The Britney Spears impersonator?

Yeah. Should we have something stupid like 1.2 million? 2.4. Whoa! Yeah. Holy hell. This video has 21.5 million views. It's Britney Spears.

She's here at the store. Oh, my gosh. Britney. Oh, my God. You found me. Oh, yeah. All you people look at me like I'm a little girl. She's hilarious.

I look her up. She's very funny. Anyway, let's get out of here. I've got to get home. I hear there's a new Lonely Island video out. I don't know what that is. What's that? Is that a porn website?

No, they're the ones that I'm on a boat. It's a callback to what we were talking about before. What's the one? I'm on a boat. Yeah, that was Lonely Island. I just, all I can think of is. And T-Pain. All I can think of is boats and hoes, boats and hoes.

Just delete this podcast. Okay, just delete that. Fuck, this might be the worst podcast we've ever done. Just delete this. Delete it. Honestly. Great job, guys. Should have stuck to the Giz chat.

Ha ha!