ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th January 2025

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

We're back on our bullsh*t today after someone forgot their manners when the chip packet was being passed around. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Not happy guys. I am not happy. What happened? You hung over still? Yeah actually I'm on day two of that and that kind of feeds into this 100% it would I just Whatever this is about

I just gave in to my cravings before And I went to the vending machine Yeah And I bought myself A small packet of Doritos Oh yeah this is This is quite the controversy 45 grams

It's a single serve packet of Doritos You know the ones The little snack bags You don't get much Of Doritos You don't get much. And fuck, I was looking forward to them. Sweet Thai chilli.

Not cheap. Because they're from the vending machine. Per gram, they're not cheap. You're right. They're about 10 cents a gram. Yeah. Put it that way. It's pretty expensive.

Spit it out. Anyway, as I came in, I went past our producers who sit outside the studio and i just opened the packet i literally just opened the packet and i hand i offered the packet out to ella and claudia to take a trip each ella put her hand in the packet and took a whole handful no i didn't you did in the world you must have taken nine or ten chips. I took four. You dramatic bitch. You did not take four because you gave one. There's only nine chips in the packet.

I gave two to Claudia and I ate two. She lied. She gave me three. Oh, did I? You had heaps. Did I? Okay, five. It's getting more and more.

This two-star health rating packet of chips is the perfect serving size for what I felt like. It would satisfy my craving without going overboard. Everyone knows with that size packet of chips, you take one chip if someone offers. You take one chip. See, this is why I don't offer to Ella. She has no chip etiquette. Cleaned me out. Yeah.

Absolutely cleaned me out. Just doesn't think about anyone else but herself. And then made it seem like I was the bad guy. Just like, I'll just buy you another baguette. No. Yeah, tried to make you feel bad for being upset. Well, yeah, there's a problem. Let's solution it and I'll buy you another pack.

Where is it? You said no. You bitch. You don't want a solution. You just want to be excused for what you did. No, I don't. And I said to Ellen before, I don't want another packet of chips. I want you to listen to me complain. Yeah, you do.

You love complaining. You're going to send an email to my boss. Have you learned to listen, though? Yeah, okay. So my side of the story was I was on the phone with a caller, and I put my hand in and i said to myself do you know what would be funny if i keep my hand lingering in to piss you off you know like keep it in oh i'm taking so long and then i was like i'll take two and a whole big bit came out

i'm sorry i could have put it back just no thought for the other person involved in the situation actually how does it feel to be bamboozled? This is what you do to us. How have I been bamboozled? Because I'm doing it una reverse. It's a chiptastrophe is what it is. You bug us, so I bug you. And that's what we call a family.

God, you can tell that we've worked together for too long. You know what your mistake was though? What? You left the second half in there. You should have taken the whole thing. Yeah, I should have just pulled out the whole thing. Then I would have actually given you props. Yeah, there's... See, that's funny.

That's funny, where it's like you can tell it's on purpose. Well, I can't wait to bring up my issues with you now, since this is what we're doing. Ooh, what issues you got? Oh, we'll find out. I'm fine. Guys, we're not fighting this year. This is banter, Claudia.

Are you going to air check us again? Yep. Can you not? That's not funny. Someone still hasn't found it. Don't ever find it. Ever. How do we find it, Claudia?

The audio of Ella giving us feedback as a show. When did you start? I'm not telling you. June 2023. You're on my side. Was it June 2023? I'm not telling you. June 20, 23. You're on my side. Was it June 20, 23? I don't know.

When did you start, Claude? Same time. 2022, wasn't it? I don't know. I'll find it. No. I mean, I won't find it. Don't. I'll find it.

Guys, I feel faint. I haven't had enough to eat. Oh, God. Eat your ass. I'm wasting away. Oh my god Okay guys Eat your ass I'm wasting away Is anyone Scared of how much

Festive stuff They have coming up Festive stuff I think I'm at the end of my run I'm at What do you mean festive stuff Not festive Like just like party season

Party season Like festive Like you gotta go to this party Or you go to this event Or you go to this festival You're not as popular as you I don't've got to go to this party or you're going to this event or you're going to this festival. We're not as popular as you. I don't really want to say it out loud because then I have to do it, but I think I'm going to do a bit of a dry spell.

Yeah, don't say it out loud. I won't say it out loud. Yeah, just do it for yourself. I've got a clear run of three weeks, which would be big for me at this time of year, and the only thing in there is my birthday. What are we doing for your birthday? He's going out for dinner. I don't know, but I was upstairs with my daughter today.

I was trying to help her find her witch's broomstick. As you do. And I said to her, they wanted to dress as witches to go to Mitre 10, which of course they did. Cute. And I said, could it be under your bed? And I got down on my, my daughter's five, and I got down on my knees, and she goes, no, no, daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

you're not allowed to look under there. She's hidden your birthday present. Yeah. And I said, oh, okay. And I didn't ask why. And she goes, because your birthday present. Oh. Cutie.

No, no, no, no, no, no. She said, something for your birthday. Oh,. Cutie. No, no, no. She said something for your birthday. It's probably some shit drawing or something. I want to test you. Whatever it is. I want to test you. I want to test you on your dad reaction. Yeah.

If it is some, I mean, I bet it's amazing. Okay, ready? Hi, dad. Here's your birthday present. I did that drawing. I'm an your birthday present. I did that drawing. I'm an expert at this. I did that drawing. Wow, I love this.

This is so cool. Can you tell me about it? Yeah. Oh, well, see. Because the thing you don't do is you don't go, this is so cool. What is it? Yeah.

Because then they go, oh. What do you mean, what is it? It's clearly a cat. Obviously. It's clearly a cat riding a unicycle. It's clearly our family outside of our house. Yes, I thought that. Which one am I?

Well, you're the shortest one, and then Mummy's the biggest one because we love her the most. And then the dog's the second biggest because we love him next. And then there's you right down the bottom there. Oh, I love that. Thank you. What a wonderful birthday present. Oh, he's good.

Didn't even shake him. Didn't phase him. Clint's only used the dad voice on me once and it made me so happy. What's the dad voice? Go watch the video of us doing the 100 metre race. I came second and Clint just dad voices it. You're like, good job. You did great.

I loved it. It made me happy. Can you dad voice me more often? Are you mainly gutted I'm not coming to the wedding because I can't walk you down the aisle? I'll walk you down the aisle if you want. Nah, my mummy is. With the fedora on, right?

Well, if for some reason. Oh, you've got to wear the fedora. $1,000 fedora. Holy shit. Speaking of fedoras, after all that chat about fedoras last week. You see any good fedoras at the races? No, because I wasn't on the lookout, but I read this article this morning about all the celebrities

that have been to the Australian Open in the last couple of weeks. They love a branded fedora. Oh, they love it. And a branded visor. No, so no fedoras that I saw. There was one celebrity who was photographed in what I reckon might be the worst fedora I've seen in a number of years. Summer's B-Sider loved a promotional fedora, didn't they?

There was a Karuba one too, I think. They had the fedoras. What famous Australian? Oh, this is too hard. Male or female? Chris Hemsworth. Male? Yeah.

Hot or not hot? Sports star? Sports star? Ricky Ponting. The mullet guy. I mean, Ricky Ponting was there. Honey Badger. No.

Ian Thorpe. Thorpedo? Had the shitter's fedora on. The Thorpedo, yeah. I saw he's a spokesperson for a swim spa now. You can get the Ian Thorpedo swim spa. Oh, the one where you swim. Yeah.

Like the actual swimming spas. Yeah. Interesting. Which, if your swim spa is powerful enough to hold Ian Thorpe at bay, it's too powerful. You get launched in the back of it. Don't know if you need all that, eh? Do you not know who Ian Thorpe is, Claude?

I know who he is. I have no idea. You don't know who that is, Ella? No, let me Google it. The Thorpedo, as they called him. He was Michael Phelps before Michael Phelps. Yeah. Ian Thorpe.

He's one of the greatest Australian swimmers ever. Oh, swimmer! He's one of the greatest swimmers ever. Yeah, one of the greatest swimmers ever yeah one of the greatest swimmers ever ever to do it he was the peak of that full body

swimsuit they banned it after him yeah too fast yeah he was one of the only ones that

would wear the full black one yes and the rumour was they were single use what that he would get stitched

because even a zip is friction the rumour was that he would get stitched into them really before a race and he would race and then they'd have is friction. The rumor was that he would get stitched into them before a race and he would race in it and then they'd have to cut him out of it and get rid of it. That's unbelievable.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure he has size 17 feet. Yes, that was the rumor. And they reckon that's why, that was a part of the reason why he was so good. He had like flippers on his legs. How many chips do you reckon he needs in a serving to feel satisfied? Oh, I'd say at least the whole package. At least 45 grams. Yeah. He had like flippers on his legs. How many chips do you reckon he needs in a serving to feel satisfied? At least 45 grams.

Yeah, if I know the torpedo. Where's the photo of the fedora? Hold on, hold on. I will find it. I want to see it. Okay, hold on. Are people on the podcast waiting for us to find a picture of a man wearing a fedora? Yeah.

Just pass it. Oh, guys, I can't find it. We all want to go home. Send it to me. I'll send it to you in the morning. Okay. Don't send it to me, though. Thanks. Okay. Okay, bye, I can't find it. We all want to go home. Send it to me. I'll send it to you in the morning. Okay. Don't send it to me, though. Thanks.

Okay. Okay, bye, everyone. I won't send it to you. Ella needs inspiration for her wedding, for her fedora. Yeah. I'm not doing that. This one could be the one, I reckon. Bye, guys. Bye, everyone.

Lovely chatting with you. Bye. As always. Miss you. F-Body. F-Body. F-Body. F-Body.

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