ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th July 2023
Episode Date: July 27, 2023We've stumbled on the new BlueBlack/WhiteGold dress debate... are tennis balls yellow or green?? And which celebrity would you most want to be friends with.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...rmation.
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Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready?
At the after party.
The after party.
At the after party.
We ain't never gonna stop.
Where did you find, honestly, where did you find
all of this, Claude? Internet.
Damn. I think that one's from
the Disney Channel original TV show starring
Zendaya called Shake It Up.
Oh, how could I
not recognise it? Is that where Zendaya got famous? Yeah, mananger. How could I not recognise it?
Is that where Zendaya got famous?
Yeah, man.
It is.
That's the show.
Oh, my God.
That show, though?
Yeah.
Remember Zendaya's song?
No.
Oh, replay.
Replay.
Put this song on replay.
What an absolute banger.
Why doesn't she do more songs?
She has had another song recently.
She has.
Has she? Yeah, with Labyrinth another song recently. She has. Has she?
Yeah, with Labyrinth.
Greatest Showman.
Oh, she also did that.
That's not her.
That's from a fucking musical.
But that's her voice.
It's not the same.
Because you hate musicals.
She had this song with Chris Brown.
That's fun. That's a banger. I can't believe we don't have a hook for Zendaya replay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no my friends last night, actually,
on the way home from Lizzo.
And because we're just talking about how fucking cool Lizzo is.
Yeah.
But just, like, how much of a good bitch, like,
genuine down-to-earth person she seems like.
I mean, I don't know her.
We're just assuming.
But then in the car, we started talking about which celebrities
we'd most want to be friends with
yeah yeah do you know i know i know i know as well who for you i'd love to be friends with
ryan reynolds okay ryan reynolds yeah i just think he does cool shit and him and blake lively seem
weirdly normal for like a superstar,
ultra rich, uber successful couple.
Yeah, so them and who else?
Anyone else?
Off the top of your head?
You're like, I wasn't expecting you to ask for more. But the Obamas.
Fair.
Want them to teach me how to play basketball.
I'd have a, I know the group of gal friends that I would have
Zendaya
Is it the cast of Bridesmaids?
The Spice Girls
Oh that would be pretty cool
Yeah
But no
Zendaya
Adele
Lizzo
And Jennifer Lawrence
I knew you were going to say Jennifer Lawrence
That's a good one
That's an awesome group of people right there
Yeah
I mean I don't think I could hold my own in that group
But I'd just love to be there
Yeah
Oh I want to be friends with Anne Hathaway
Okay interesting choice
Yeah that's an interesting choice
She just seems awesome
What about
Okay
And Billie Eilish and Harry Styles and Taylor Swift
That's a weird group
That is a real neclectic group
Like I don't think that group meshes
They don't need to
I'll just be individually their best friends
Oh right okay
Just peel them off one by one
I'd also really want to be friends with
I've got a new obsession with a celebrity
Her name's Michelle Batto
Oh yeah I was watching you listen to some of her clips
I just feel like we would be really good friends
And if you don't know who that is
She's got a new show on Netflix
and I suggest everyone go watch it.
It's so good.
She's probably at the level of fame where you could probably DM her.
How many?
I wonder how many.
And be like, yo.
No, she's pretty famous.
Is she?
Yeah, she's like the host of The Circle America.
And she's like.
What's that?
The show The Circle. And she like does What's that? The show The Circle
And she like does
Here we go
She's got 366,000 followers on Instagram
Shoot your shot
You should
But what am I going to say to her?
Hey mate
Hey girl
Hey
Love you
I love your work
Love your stuff
She's not going to reply to me
Want to be friends
And then I'll be sad
Claudia who's in your gang?
One second before you go. Survival
of the Thickest, in case people were
wondering. Is that where she's from?
No, that's the show. That she hosts?
No, that's the show I was saying.
Her new show on Netflix.
Survival of the Thickest. It's a comedy.
Ella's like, I was just trying to get my
head around the circle.
She's a comedian, so she does a lot of things
She's Canadian
A comedian you
I'm a
I'm a survivor
Jesus Christ
Survivor Africa
Survival Thailand
How do you get by
As an adult honestly
I do wonder.
I'm annoying you.
Claudia, who's in your gang?
I don't know.
I really want to have coffee with David Attenborough.
Oh, yeah.
And I want to hang out with Queen, Brian May, Roger Taylor.
Hey, fun fact that I learned the other day.
Did you know that Paul Henry, the Paul Henry,
was what's called a projectionist at the bbc in the uk an
erectionist a projectionist in the 70s 60s 70s an electrician and it was his job to get the film
reels ready because if you wanted to watch something that had to be projected onto a screen
they had to dig out the film they had to get it all queued up paul henry from the news used to do
that he used to get david attenborough's film clips ready for him to watch.
So he would prepare the cinema for David Attenborough to come in
and sit down and watch the clips.
Buzzy G.
Buzzy A.
Yeah.
What a weird former job.
Yeah, such a weird job.
To have had.
Cool though.
Did you know that David Attenborough is the reason why tennis balls are yellow?
What?
Why?
They're green, but why?
No, they're yellow. They're yellow. They're green. Yellow. Tennis balls. Oh, what why they're green but why no they're yellow they're
green yellow tennis balls oh no they are green green no they're yellow they're lime green
now i'm confused now you're sorry they're green they're green either way you just tried to
fucking guess like me out of what color tennis balls were i was like no there's no way i'm wrong
on this either way babes They used to be white
And it's David Attenborough's
I don't know
If they're green or yellow
Yeah I don't know
I reckon they're
In between
I get into colour debates
All the time
And people tell me
I'm colour blind
I think they kind of look
Fluoro yellow to me
They're more yellow
Than I remembered
Yeah
But look
Here's one sitting on
Here's one sitting on
Green turf
It's green
Oh I don't know I can see bows I'm going to say Fluorescent Look, here's one sitting on green turf. It's green.
Oh, I don't know.
I can see bows.
I'm going to say fluorescent, like, green.
So why did they get changed?
Because he was there when colour TV was introduced,
and it was so hard to see the white ball. He was like, well, let's change the colour and make it more visible.
What's his idea?
It slowly caught on, and now it's just the standard.
That's epic.
He was, I think, one of the heads of the BBC for a while.
He was one of their top programmers for a long time.
What?
Not just the nature guy.
Yeah, such an interesting guy.
Who are we talking about?
The guy?
David Attenborough.
No, I want to hear Ella's definition of who David Attenborough is.
The guy who does all the narrations for the beautiful shows,
the animals. Yeah, sure. David Attenborough. Got it. Yeah, I picture like all the narrations. Yeah. For the beautiful shows. The animals. Yep. Sure.
Yep. Got it. Yeah I picture
him. He's cool. Fucking
what?
Yellow right?
Are tennis balls
green or yellow? Yeah.
They're both according to science.
Apparently Roger Federer
was asked one time about it and he was
like they're yellow
So this is a deep dive
This is
This is the dress
This is the dress all over again
The International Tennis Federation
Undertook a study that found
Yellow tennis balls were easier
For home viewers to see on their screens
So they're saying that they're yellow too
We should ask this question on the show tomorrow No context just What colour are tennis balls balls were easier for home viewers to see on their screens. So they're saying that they're yellow too.
We should ask this question on the show tomorrow.
No context.
I'm so confused.
What colour are tennis balls?
I reckon I'm.
Are you green or yellow?
Before you Googled them, are they green or yellow?
In your head, in your memory.
They're yellow?
They're yellow.
Because, and this is why I think they're yellow,
because that means they'd be way easier to see on a green court.
Have you ever thought about – You're not going to make it green on a green court, you know?
Have you ever thought about seeing the world through someone else's eyes and whether they see things completely different to you?
I used to think about this a lot when I was younger.
Yeah, like colors and stuff.
Yeah, if Ella's version of pink is your version of pink, there's no way of knowing because you would point at something and go, that's pink.
And she'd go, yeah, that's pink.
But the pink that she sees
could be brown.
Could be, yeah, what's brown to you.
Yeah.
But you would never know.
Her colours could be completely inverted,
but there's no way of finding that out.
You know?
Because every reference
that's in her head,
you just, yeah, you go,
yeah, that's pink.
Pink means that to me.
Weird, eh?
Yeah.
What? Yeah. What?
Yeah.
I feel so bad for people with colorblindness.
You're so, like, dreary.
Yeah, I guess it depends how colorblind you are.
Like, some people are real colorblind.
Yeah.
And they kind of see what dogs see.
Because dogs technically are, like, colorblind.
They only see certain colors.
Yeah, right.
Yeah. Yeah. Those glasses glasses i love those videos those where people get the colorblind glasses and they put
them on for the first time or kids or kids get hearing aids yeah they're good ones too yeah i
can't handle those videos yeah kids get glasses for the first time and they see their mom's face
for the first time yeah or they can hear them for the first time. Or the cochlear implant.
Oh, those ones are
so good.
Okay, let's go.
Well, have fun at your movie that you're going to sleep a long time.
Oh yeah, there's a high chance that I sleep through Oppenheimer
tonight. It doesn't start till 8.30
and it's three hours long.
Do you buy the snacks at the
movies? I will be tonight. I need something to
keep myself occupied. I enjoy a large popcorn with a chop top ice cream
So I can nibble some of the chocolate off
And then dunk the ice cream into the popcorn
And my ice cream cone gets covered in salty popcorn
What flavour ice cream?
Oh wait, what?
Are you going to an event?
Chop top
You going to event cinemas?
Yep
You can get Goody Gumdrops
Double check I don't know if they always have it I hate that fucking flavour It's so good top you're going to event cinemas uh yep you can get goodie gumdrops double check that i
don't know if they
always have it i hate
that fucking flavor
so good all the
lollies get stuck in
my teeth and then
i'm like this sucks
um uh catch you guys
back tomorrow enjoy
the other podcast
we'll see you guys
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