ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th June 2023

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Party after the party after the party. Hey everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. G'day everyone. Who's out there? Who we got? We got Producer Claude. Producer Claudia's here.

Producer Ella. Producer Ella is here. Producer Brooke is on her way out. She out of here, baby. Thank you, Brooke, for all your time and patience. It's a busy week here at the Bree and Clint Industries. We've got video editors editing videos. We've got surprises being organized and parties being planned,

and she's all go, mate. She's all bloody go. If you listen to this podcast and you're in New Zealand, you are also welcome to come to the celebrations on Friday at the Lula Inn. Yeah, come down. We're going to do the show live from down there. Well, hopefully, if I pass all my tests. You will.

I'm worried about saving the goal. Yeah. Can we still have the party even if, like, without- We can. Can we still have the party? We can. But I won't be able to come. Okay.

I've worked really hard and I deserve a treat. Yeah, I really do want to get lit on Friday. Oh, I can't wait. I'll be sad, but I understand. You can just wait outside. Your destiny is in your hands. Yeah. Yeah.

Mate, I'm giving it everything. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you're crushing it. I'm giving it everything. Yeah, we don't doubt that you'll be able to do it. We're just saying if you don't. Not when, if. Just in case.

What were you going to say, Ella? When I just saw you dangling on the edge of the Harbour Bridge today, I felt so bad. I was like, why? Yeah, me too. This is a bad idea. This isn't kind. Why are we doing this?

We like you and we're making you do this. No, don't feel bad. It's good to be put outside your comfort zone sometimes. Radio used to be very punishment orientated. And I don't think this is. This is like... You've got to do that for free. It's not a punishment.

I didn't want to do it in the first place. This is pushing your boundaries these things that we're doing. If this was 2007, you would have been doing that bungee jump naked. Which is just so fucked. Your boobs would smack you in the face. I would never. And the bad harness.

I feel like we got into radio at the right time. I think so too. Like I would not have wanted to be a part of that. I think I only had to do one naked thing. What was the naked thing? Like streak at this house this this like in the early days of like the internet no not the internet you know when big brother was a big thing yes we set up a house which is kind of like a povo big brother and we had these contestants

living in it and it was streaming to webcams it was to promote telecoms, ultra-fast broadband internet. I bet the quality was impeccable. Yeah, and I lost a bit and I had to go streaking in the pool. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's all right. Yeah. My wanger got on the live stream momentarily. Why weren't you holding it?

I was, but it slipped out. Oh. Obviously, you didn't have a good hold of it. Right. Well, I warmed it up first. Okay. I went skinny dipping at this. It was like a complex, like a big apartment complex in Brisbane City,

like in Kangaroo Point. And one of my friends lived at the apartment and we went back to her place after a night out and a big group of us and there was like one pool for like all of these apartments and it was like in the middle. And there was probably like four or five of us girls and we all went skinny dipping. And this old man security guard came out and he goes, Oh, yeah, girls.

Get out of the pool. It's after hours, whatever. And then we were like, oh, my God. We're naked. And then he knew we were naked and then refused to turn around while we all got out of the pool. Creepy old man. That is so creepy.

With his flashlight. Legit. It was fucking disgusting. I was like, turn around, we're going. Fletch and Vaughn made me roll around in a paddling pool once covered in honey to see how much money would stick to my body, but I got to wear Speedos for that. What?

Because, you know, you have to come up with new ideas all the time in radio, and that was one of theirs. My ex-radio partner, Gawndy, I sprayed a bunch of paint on his body once and then made him roll around on a sheet and then we sold it. Very similar. Yeah. No, it's because this Byron Bay couple, that's how they were making money.

They would paint nude and then they would sell the canvases. Oh, I heard about that. Shall we bring back Wacky Antic Radio? Yeah, there was a lot of paintballing. Oh, yes. I've never about that. Shall we bring back wacky antic radio? Yeah, there was a lot of paintballing. Never done that. A lot of shooting each other with paintballs. I was working at a radio station during the paintballing era. Not on air, thank God.

What about tattoos? We had a kettle prod at the radio station that I worked at. Like an electric taser that you use on cows. Oh, what? That's a thing? What about the zap collar? Yeah, there's a lot of zap collaring what? That's a thing? What about the zap collar? Yeah, there's a lot of zap collaring. We've had a bit of fun with the zap collar.

Yeah, the zap collar can be fun. There's a line, you know, that's fine. I think you know the line. Usually just trust your gut. Like, I'm trying to remember stuff that I've done where I've been like, mm. On the line. Like, on the line is fine.

Yeah. On the line is where you should be. Not all the time, but some of the line. Like on the line is fine. Yeah. On the line is where you should be. Not all the time, but some of the time. At my last job, we got a child to give a host a tattoo. Your last job was working for the government radio station. I didn't talk about that one. Oh, okay. My last good job.

Oh, Christ. Shame. Yeah. What, you gave a child a tattoo? No, the child gave one of the hosts a tattoo Oh, okay Oh yeah, that's fine That's funny

That's funny I don't want a tattoo, but that's funny Yeah, I wouldn't be signing up for that But you think it's funny So I'll organise a child And tattoo again Remember when we tried to get On this show years ago

We tried to We did organise it for a grandma or a grandpa to get a tattoo, a matching tattoo with their grandchild. Cute. That's right, yeah. And this lovely girl and her lovely grandmother came in and she got a tattoo and then it was time for the grandma and the grandma pulled out of it.

And we couldn't, like, push her into doing it. We were just kind of like, that's fine. And Br couldn't push her into doing it. We were just kind of like, that's fine. And Brie was like, just do it, you'll be dead soon. I did say that. And she didn't appreciate that comment. Her tattoo would have been like, you remember how the Mad magazine cover and you fold it in

and it makes a new picture? Her old skin would be like, could have been two different tattoos. What was the tattoo, do you remember? No, I don't remember. I don't remember either. in and it makes a new picture. Yes, right. Her old skin could have been two different tattoos. Threefold. What was the tattoo? Do you remember? No, I don't remember. I don't remember either.

No. I hope it was something that only works when there's two people. Yeah, yeah. Like a best to half the best friend tattoo. And grandma's like, fuck that. The grandchild's stuck with a broken heart. The half heart that says be fry. Oh.

Oh, right. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. We're all exhausted. We need to go. Can't wait for tomorrow. What time do the festivities kick off tomorrow? 9am.

9am. Okay. At North Harbour Stadium. Okay. Where the hell even is that? Albany. It's in North Harbour. Albany.

Up north. Albany. Yeah. It's in North Harbour. Albany. Up north. Albany. Yeah. It's going to take me like a year to get there. Yeah. So let's go home. Yeah, let's get out of here. Thanks for catching the musical interlude in last night's podcast.

Oh, my God. Claude's fixed that. That was very funny. That was very funny. I was just being patriotic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was like we were at an awards ceremony And they were like Playing the music loud

To like drown us out Someone goes That music was better Than their shit yarns And then someone else Is like Did someone say that Yeah and then someone else

Goes Their shit yarns Are why I listen To this podcast So from one shit yarn Into another Enjoy the other podcast And we'll see you guys

Tomorrow Bye guys Go watch the video The bungee jumping one. It's very funny. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.