ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th June 2024

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

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I feel like we need some sound effects for this. Hang on a second. Bear with me while I get this. Announcing the triumphant return of a Brie and Clint favourite. It is... Producer Ellie. Hello.

I think I accidentally got the trumpets that used to start our podcast. Yeah, that was so the... That was an accident. Oh, way to throw it back. Bring back the dolphin To that one guy That has commented on Every fucking video

Since she left Bring back Ellie You're fucking welcome I'm back baby Hello So Ellie Key question Where you been bitch?

Yeah, great question actually Well I got out of here Because I was sick of YouTube Fair It's been about four years But now I've been working At another place Has it been four years?

So I left here In May 2020 Isn't that crazy? Wow Yeah In the thick of COVID It was They always come crawling back

Don't they? Yeah I had my tail between my legs As I walked in Hey guys Ellie How long have we got you for? Like about

Three Well like a month That's cool, fun Because Claudia, as we said yesterday in the podcast Is on a trip And are you still Viva La Dirt Leaguing? I'm acting with them, but I'm not like full time So I left here to go work full time there But I'm not full time there now, I'm just like freelancing around

But you're still in their videos and new videos You're twitching, you're acting You're producing Plug your podcast and new videos and stuff like that. You're twitching. You're acting. You're producing. Pluck your podcast. What's that? You've got a podcast. Oh, it's your podcast. Yeah, about gaming for casual gamers.

And your other podcast. No, that's not the name of the podcast. You've got to say the name because otherwise no one will be able to find it. It's called the Extremely Casual Gamers Podcast. There it is. There you go. You're doing OnlyFans? No, unfortunately I don't.

FeetFans? Neither. Don't you have another podcast? Not at the moment. I was producing another podcast with Viva La Dirt League, but they paused that. Plug your show that you produced and wrote. Plug, plug.

Oh, this is great. This is great. No, I just recently wrote and acted in a show called ADHD and Me on the Viva La Dirt League YouTube channel, and it's a comedic series about living with ADHD. That's amazing. You got it too. I find it very relatable. Have you met Brie? Yes, I was the one

that told her she had it. That's very funny. I saw Ellie literally one day. I can't remember if you called me or if you text me but you're like, so this has happened to me I think you should go and get tested Wow I got it right

And she was spot on the fucking money You used your degree I did, yeah What was your degree? Psychology I love psychology So we've got a psychologist who doesn't do psychology We've got a What's your degree? Psychology. Oh, that's right. I love psychology. Nice. So we've got a psychologist who doesn't do psychology.

We've got a physiotherapist who doesn't do physiotherapy. No, I never finished that degree. And then you've got a broadcasting degree. Radio. And you're broadcasting. We've got a journalism degree that I don't use. And I've got half a broadcasting degree. Yeah, Clinton graduate.

We're pretty well accomplished. Yeah, nice. Yeah, we We're pretty well accomplished Yeah nice Yeah Yeah we're a pretty good team guys Look at us I've never regretted anything more than going to uni But did you not have fun at uni? No Oh did you not?

Nah It was very isolating for me Like I didn't live on campus So You're one of those You know And so I had a couple of friends at uni But like

All the fun happens on campus Yeah That's where all the friendships are made But like they were uni friends And we would go to class And when I would muster up the What's the word? The dopamine to get there

The dopamine to get there The G-A-F Yeah But yeah Oh okay Wow And it was so expensive That's the thing

It's so much debt Yeah, so much debt I spent years paying that bitch off Yeah It's so depressing Get a trade If I could do it Well, would I do it that way?

What would be Oh, this is a good question Okay, so all of us You're not allowed to say it about yourself We all have to vote Okay And we have to go around and say What kind of tradie each of us would be

Oh, I love that Okay Let me think So let's would be. Oh, I love that. Let me think. So let's start with Ella. Oh, okay. I wouldn't want her around wires or anything electrical. I don't want her doing anything structural either. Yeah, not sparky.

I know what I would do. Can I say? Yeah. I love concrete, so I would pour the concrete. No, no, no. Concrete is as hard as nails. She'd be a painter. Yeah.

Painter? Yeah. She'd be the world. Yeah. Painter? Yeah. She'd be the world's shortest wallpaper hanger. What about the jib? And then the plasterer. I'd do a plasterer. Satisfying. I think painter.

Lady painter. Boring. Lady painter. Clint would be the guy with the chainsaw. An arborist. That's the last thing I think Clint would be. I think he'd want to be the guy with the chainsaw. I think Clint would be.

Maybe a sparky. Oh, yeah. Sparky's getting paid quite well. Maybe a sparky. What about the gutter guy? You'd clean the roof in the gutter. Oh, yeah, he could be a roofer. I can see you with a ladder.

Skid heights. Are you? Well, I don't like being on roofs. Yeah. Fair enough. Okay, well, not a roofer then. I'd be the builder. Oh. I don't like being on roofs. Yeah. Fair enough. Okay, well, not a roofer then. I'll be the builder. Oh.

I'll be in charge. On the tools. I'll be organising everything. I'll have the best ute. I'll be a builder. Okay. No. I can't.

No one went, yeah. Are you talking about the foreman that does nothing? Oh, sorry. I shouldn't say that. I actually don't know. Peter Wolfkamp. But the foreman is the one that kind of organises everyone else, aren't they? Like a project manager.

Yeah, like signs things off. I don't know. I don't think so. I don't know. Pencil pusher. You'd be a plumber. Oh, yeah. You'd love to carry a tool at home.

I can see you underneath a sink. I mean, I can lay a mean cable, so. Yeah, mate. Yeah, you can. They lay pipe. I could do both. Yeah. I could be a plumber slash Sparky.

If you're a plumber and you laid a cable, you'd be like, why have you wired my toilet up? Why is there electricity in my toilet? Because this is a futuristic toilet. Ellie would be a Sparky. Would I? Yeah. I don't know if I'd trust myself with that.

Sparky? Talking to our Sparky recently, because obviously the Renos that we did, he was this lovely young guy, Nick, and he – it is a dangerous fucking job. Yeah. Like you're in – like you literally – You've got to be switched on. Yeah, you literally have to be switched on. Yeah.

And it's dangerous. Like I wouldn't want to do that job. Well, they get paid so well. Exactly. Because they take on a lot of risk and a lot of, like, risk for the building too. Yeah. They have to do, like, codes of compliance and shit like that. Yeah.

Like, it has to be done properly or you could burn someone's house down. Get a tradie in your family if you can. That's my life advice. That and a hairdresser. Like, push your brother into a trade. My mum's a hairdresser. So that you can take advantage of their skill. Yeah.

Can Mum and Dad do my hair? Yeah, she could if you wanted to. That'd be so fun. She'd be the best hairdresser ever. She'd be like, hi, darling. Oh, God. Could you do racist braids? What?

Did you say racist braids? Yeah, you know how when white kids go to the islands and they come back with the braids with the beads on the end of them? No, she could not do those. I used to get those done by these girls. We all did. We all did in the 90s. But when I was at boarding school, there was all girls from all over the place,

including a lot of girls from PNG, and they were such a lovely group of girls. And I remember one weekend we were all in the boarding house and these girls were like, Bree, Bree, let us do your hair in cornrows. Anyway, and they were like, please, please, please, please. And I was like, okay. And they were so amazing at it. They like parted my hair and then did like a spiral cornrow pattern. Yeah.

And I'm not. You would have looked like a football. I'm not shitting you. I have an ugly looking head, but I'm not shitting you when I say I thought I was dying. So sore. Oh my God. It was so tight that it was the worst migraine I think I've ever had in my life. Really?

But you couldn't take it out? No. I had to have it in all weekend because I'd spent ages on it. And they were like, Bree, how are you going? I was like, loving it. Yeah, so nice. Fuck, this sucks. All right, let's go.

We've got a long weekend, so there'll be no podcast tomorrow. And then next week we're doing Morning, so our podcast will come out earlier. But you'll figure it out, mate. You'll be fine. Yeah, you'll be fine. Mate, you'll be fine. Also, PSA, Claudia is away, therefore I'm trying to do the podcast.

Be kind. Be nice to Ella. And Ellie, you said that you had those words of wisdom you wanted to end today's podcast. So inspiring. You wanted to take us out With some words of wisdom So Ellie You said you've been dying

To do it all day The floor is She wouldn't shut us about it She wouldn't So here's Here we go For those listening Don't bother listening

To this podcast It's too late now Hey I'm just kidding See anything I can think of On this spot God She's

She's way more vicious than I was. A whole month? Yeah. A whole month? Yeah, sorry about that. Everybody in the club. She could have just said, like, eat, pray, love or something. Yeah, sorry.

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