ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th March 2024

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

It's the day after the Fred Again show and Clint is not in great shape, and the party is taking a weird turn. Sorry to the people in the Uber Pool. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the After Party. We've just finished a four hour radio show. I'm operating off four hours sleep after four hours of solid partying at the Fred Again show last night. And as soon as we finish this podcast, I'm walking to my car, I'm driving to the emergency vet, and I'm going to have them put me down. I'm going to get the injection. I didn't know where that was going. No, I was like.

Put me down. I thought he was going to say, like, I'm swinging through KFC, I'm getting some wicked wings. No, I've done all that already. I had a fried chicken lunch and a burger. Have you had one of those days as well where no amount of liquid, like you're operating multiple liquids at one time and you're like, yum. And then you're like, mom, I need that.

And then I need that. Coffee, water, Powerade, and electrolytes is what I'm doing today. And I'm not dehydrated. I reckon 95% of my hangovers are tiredness. Oh, 100%. That's what it is now yeah because i stay hydrated no like at those gigs i'm so scared of the hangover yeah that i'm pounding the waters it's just i think what ends up happening is i think what it is for us when we get a bit

older it's there's something that happens with your brain That it just As I say it's the brain cells I remember Being hung over or going out After work All the time in my twenties You could absolutely do your job 100%

Your brain was fine Now it's the brain cells And imagine if I had a real job Like imagine if my job was Operating a digger Or a forklift Or operating on someone Or surgery

Yeah exactly Or doing accounts For a big business No no You're not doing the pay You're not doing the pay round today Delves No

No No Not a fucking chance No But I mean do you know what Don't be so hard Here's the you know what Don't be so hard Here's the other thing though Don't be so hard on yourself

You were there with 12,000 other people last night Having the time of your life On a Tuesday On a Tuesday That wasn't your fault That wasn't your fault I didn't put it on a Tuesday

No And so you need to I didn't even buy a ticket You need to It's not even my fault I was there Oh my god Now you can stop Because I'm trying to be nice to you

I'm actually trying to be nice to you. We've got to be kinder to ourselves. You're okay. You're not a bad person. Thank you. You know? I needed to hear that. I also had a friend message.

Thank you. That meant a lot. I had a friend message me too that said, I said, I'm really paying for it today. And they said, that's okay. The hangover will pass, but you were there and you'll have the memory of that forever. You'll have a rough day today and you won't remember that you'll remember that you went to this show that you really enjoyed that's wholesome yes so you went last night me and brody are going tonight yeah are we allowed to complain as much as you did that'd be punishing yeah gosh wouldn't it We'll come in And just be like Oh guys I'm

So tired I'm going to I'm attempting to be good And then repeat I'm attempting to be good though I'm not No If I have you

If I haven't got you guys In fucking stereo On either ears Complaining like that That'd be unbearable I'm so hungover God do you reckon I can get home

Before midnight though That's the question I did And I live in the bush Oh great I was in bed bush. Oh, great. I was in bed at 11.57. Whoa. Were you running out of time?

Did you Uber? Running out. Yeah, Uber. Uber pool. We didn't talk about this. Uber pool. Oh, you have an Uber pool. I got in an Uber pool.

I guess talk about now or never. Uber pool, for those who don't know, is where you offer to share a ride with someone that the Uber driver organises you make one stop and you could be the first stop, you don't know it's cheaper right? it's cheaper, it's like 40% cheaper and it was surging last night and so it was going to cost me

100 bucks to get home and then the Uber pool was like we'll get you there for 70 and it ended up costing me 45 even better. And I got in the car and there are these two girls in the backseat of the car and they're like, sit in the front. I was like. Get in the front.

I was like, no shit. Like I'm going to squash. Yeah, yeah, awkwardly. This giant fucking 37-year-old drunk man is like, girls, welcome to the pit again. I get in the front and these girls go, what do you do for a job? And I was like, I work on the radio. And they said, I knew it.

We knew it. We knew you were Clint Randall. Do you know what? What did you say? Who, for our overseas listeners, is on our rival radio station, and he just happens to have the exact same initials, first name and first initial. He's Clint R.

That's quite funny. We share the Clintosphere. I love that they asked you that. Yeah. What do you do? No, because they recognised me, so they wanted to see if that was you should have replied as if you don't know i should have replied accounts yeah i should have required digger driver and they're like what you look just like this guy well you're munted bro i hope you're not working

tomorrow exactly oh boy yeah okay now i'm now i'm even more thinking about how much i'd like to You're munted, bro. I hope you're not working tomorrow. Yeah, exactly. Oh, boy. Yeah, okay. Now I'm even more thinking about how much I'd like to maybe just behave myself. Oh. I don't want to be you tomorrow. Am I a cautionary tale? Yeah. You say that. You'll get there.

I know. That's the thing. The vibe's really strong. It's such an emotive show that you'll get swept up in it all. If you don't drink beforehand, you might be fine. Because you won't want to duck out of the show to get in the booze queue. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah.

So it's the pre's that will root you. It's the pre's that will root you. Overheard it, Fred, again. Hey, it's the pre's that will root you. Yeah. Is there an intermission like the Jonas Brothers? Oh, for fuck's sake, Claudia. Claudia went to the Jonas Brothers.

Fucking pull your head in. They had a 20-minute intermission in the middle. Fuck. Because of his diabetes. Yeah, because Nick's got diabetes. Okay, well, I will not. So no intermission? No intermission.

All right. I said that they don't. I'll push through. And I got in trouble. Someone in the diabetic community said I was being ignorant. Well, that's because I fucking am. But I said, they don't need to do that. There's three of them.

Just send Nick off for a bit and do some non-Nick songs. Do some Jonas, like Joe songs, the DNCE songs. Let Kevin shine for the love of Elvis. For God's sake. Honestly, let that boy live. Give us some Kevin solo stuff. Just let Kevin, actually send solo stuff just let Kevin actually send Joe out

and let Kevin shine for once for once in his bloody life do the Kevin errors tour um yeah no no intermission okay well good

it is an hour 35 an hour 40 of oh I can do that hey fun fact I've gone braless oh yeah is that good for a

jumping up and down concert? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tiddy's out for everyone. Tiddy city. Woo! No, it's just I've got one of those things that's on that there's no, I hate strapless bras, and there's no strap that's matching this, so it's like, all right, little nips, let's go.

What about a chick fileja? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. ha oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Shit, pulled one of my nips off Oh, you fucking damn near do, don't they? It's probably been about 20 years since I've done that Oh my word My booking at the vet is in 15 minutes So I need to go Get out of here

We need to go It's been nice knowing you Cremate me, that's my request I don't want to take up any space See you tomorrow All right F-Born. F-Born. Play. ZM's brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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