ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 27th March 2026

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

We're reaching milestones left and right with one of Clint's kids turning 5 today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody. Welcome to the after party with Brian Clint. Can I just say to my daughter, Maggie, who's definitely getting this podcast, she downloads it on her... It's after she listens to Joe Rogan. Yeah, she goes Rogan, she goes call her daddy, and then she goes after party. She listens on her, what's funny. She listens on her... Tamagotchi.

Yeah, that's right. Happy birthday, Meg. Happy fifth birthday. Happy birthday, Maggie. Happy birthday, Maggie. She had a full Moana. birthday this morning All Moana themed presents

Oh no my mum got her a Polly Pocket But the rest was all Moana Polly Pocket Great gift Polly Pocket Very good at the moment You can get a I don't know if this was what you guys had

When you were kids But my daughters are into the wearable Polly Pocket So it has a strap So you can wear it like a hand Like a satchel like a handbag That's fun You carry your Polly Pocket around with you

What shape was it? That is very fun Was it like a clamshell Like that used to me? She got bunny shaped Polypocket Yeah. And she was fucking fizzing.

That's fun. She was having the best day. What was her cake? The party's on Sunday. Oh yeah. And Lucy's doing a moana cake. I said to her sheepishly brie, I was like, oh, so Maggie's, because I didn't know. And I was like, oh, for Maggie's birthday, are we going to make a cake?

What are we, what did we decide? And she goes, I'm making a cake. I was like, oh, cool. I was just checking. I knew you'd have to be Yeah she goes Unless you want to make it Have you ever made a cake?

No no no no no I wouldn't know You're good at it You're good at it No I haven't but Ella filmed me the other day For a video I've got to put out Making banana bread Guys we need to do some cooking content I always find you

When you do the paid post for the cooking stuff So funny because I'm like This is the only time he cooks Literally And that is what is in this one You will see They had to edit it right down But

I can't wait to see it Yeah, I would love to do a brand Clint version and keep all the good stuff in. It's quite good. Anyway, I enjoyed my banana bread. No one else in the family liked it. Oh, no, Maggie liked it once. And then when she had it again next time, she said it was too wet. Oh.

In fairness to Clint, we did a tiramazoon during lockdown. And I gave out my, it was a mixture of my Nuna's recipe from the Motherland and mine. And Clint could follow direction. His was not bad. I find it stressful. I don't enjoy cooking. That's what it is. I love cooking. Baking though. Baking's hard.

What? But that's what this was. Baking's not cooking. Baking is not cooking. You have to be right. Cooking, there's a bit of leeway. Correct, Ella. Yeah, baking is crazy. And that's why I loved the subject of English and I hated maths. Because in English, there's multiple answers.

Are we in the same person, Bree? I think we are, Ella. That is crazy. I would cry actually in every exam, but mainly math exams. Same here, Ella. I hated it. I purposely cry on the exam so they'd see my tear stain.

You're doing this to me. It's hard to believe I wasn't good of mass with how good I am now. Yeah. How are your fractions going? Especially fractions, yeah. Percentages are pretty good too. I hate it all.

Isn't funny. As a percentage, how much better or worse do you think you are than you were at high school break? As a person, I reckon, I am. Do it as a ratio. Oh, what? Hey, I don't even know. I was going to get it right as a percentage.

I reckon I'm at least 25% better. Okay. And as a fraction, that is how much? One quarter. Hey! Maybe you are 25% better. Give me one. Okay.

Okay. Do you want me to try and do it? Yeah. If Johnny has eight apples. Yep. And Johnny gives away three apples. Well, you've made it hard. You have made it hard, but that's okay.

What percent did Johnny give away? Well, you need a calculator for this one. Hang on, he is eight, so that's 100%. Correct. And he gives away three, so now we're at 70%. No. He gave away 30%. How many did he give away, Bree?

Three. He gave away 30. Wait, no. Eight. Hang on, eight. four, that's 50%, so 10. Is the question how much do you give away, or how much does he still have? How much did he give away?

Either or. You're not going to end it with full numbers here. You've made it quite difficult. Hang on, don't. I love that I'm laughing because there's no way I would have got this right either. Yeah, Ellie, you can say anything and Brie will go, I guess. I think that's right. Make it two apples and she might get it.

Okay, two apples? She might get it if it's two. She might get it if it's two. She should get it. Even I can get it if it's two. Ella. 25. No.

Thank God. No. Is it not 25? Oh, at two. Yeah, two. Yeah, thank God. What about three? Or as a fraction, how much is that?

One four. Yeah, it is one four. Yep. Also known as. Quarter. Yes. Yes. Oh, Ella, we're on the up here.

We're on the up. You guys. We feel plus stock. We should do it in CEEA level one math exam, three. I know. Oh my God, no, thank you. Three was 37.5%. Nice.

I see. 45 for three, damn it. Okay. I was never going to get that. I'm excited, guys, because I get to meet my other nephew this afternoon. Oh my gosh, can we get photos? Yeah, I'll send you some photos. Little Reggie.

Oh, that's so cute. Reggie sounds like he has a mustache. Yeah, he's got an old man hair cut at the moment. He's a brilliant. Yeah, he's bald on top and he's got hair all around the side. He's a little Steve. But it's a weird thing. Like, obviously my sister's had kids.

And I've, like, and I met her new baby, my other nephew, Rafael the other day. He's very cute. Are your nephew with Ninja Turtles? What's that? No, nothing. Well, Michelangelo's the second one. Nah. Yeah, Raphael, they call him Rafa.

But, and so I've known my sister's eldest. is like he's about to turn six next month. But it's this weird thing like where I've been thinking about it today, like going to meet my brother's kid. And it's going to be like the first time I'm meeting like a little version of my brother. It's a weird feeling, you know? That's really special. Yeah.

It is really cool. I'm so excited to meet him and see. And it'll be the first time that I'll. Well, if it's his. Don't, done. Shut up. You sure it is? Yeah, I demand a paternity test.

Do you know, I learned this, I don't know how true this is, but you're only Jewish, you can only truly be Jewish, born Jewish, from a Jewish mother. Not from a Jewish father, because they could never truly prove back in the day who the father was. Oh, yeah. There's no denying who your mother is. Crazy, eh? As buzzy as. Wow. But now anyone, nope.

Anyone can be Jewish. Is that true? Probably. You can convert to Judaism. Yep. But you can't be born Jewish unless you have a Jewish mother. Charlotte from Sex and the City did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Converted to Judaism. Guy William's brother Paul made a television show where his character converted to Judaism. And he did in real life as well. He converted to Judaism. Is he Jew? Yeah. Judeism. Wait, what do you say if, like, you know, you're Jewish.

He's Jewish. Yeah. God, that's just when you're a little bit of a Jew, right? You're Jewish. Jewish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm excited to see my brother as a dad for the first time.

Glea's been he brewing that one up for ages. Oh, wow. That's pretty good. That's exciting, Bree. That's very cool. Yeah, I'm excited. Are you taking him the little RM Williams? No, I bought him his first pair of UG boots.

I thought that was pretty cute. But, yeah, first pair of R.N., How much are they? How much are baby RMs? I got no idea. 70 bucks. You reckon that cheap? Hold on.

Let's have a look. I know that kids bloodstone boots are like 100 bucks. What kids need bloodstones for? My nephews all wear. My nephews all wear bloodstone boots. That's all they wear. Yeah, they live on a farm. What shirt?

A blunt stone. It's a workboat. Oh, okay. Is it the same one Bree's talking about? No, she's talking about a bloodstone. What is it? Bloodstone. I don't know which one's right. Never gonna get it, never gonna get.

I'm gonna go home because I want to see Maggie before she goes to bid. What did you say it was, Clint? Blundstone. That's what I said, Bloodstone. I'm saying Bloodstone. I'm saying Bloodstone. Bloodstone. Bloodstone. My accent. Leave me alone.

R.M. Williams boots, just to round out. The baby booties. The baby booties are. Holy. Toledo. Okay, guesses, final guesses. 120. 190.

500. Okay. There are 150 bucks. Holy. They don't even have a soul on them. And they grow out of it. Well, if you love that kid. Yeah, you'll get them some bloodstone.

I haven't even met him yet. I might meet him and then decide. Yeah, you might not like him. Buy him. Keep them in the car. Keep the receipt. Yeah, yeah. And then go out to the car and get them if you like him.

All right, see you guys next week. Bye. See you guys. Bye.