ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th May 2025

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

One of the most comprehensive and diverse chats in a while. Does Clint think he's hotter than Bree? Will ChatGPT tell us who we look like? Does Bree even understand the Harry Potter references she's making?!?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Brie and Clint. I'm having a party. A party for two. Hi everybody and welcome to an in-depth breakdown of the government's budget for 2025. Oh god no thanks. We'll be looking at the effects. I just made a really funny joke. You didn't turn my mug over.

On businesses. Go again. Households. Can you say the sentence again? Hi everybody, welcome to an in-depth breakdown of Budget 2025. Well, I'm already having a breakdown. I don't need to have another one.

Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Not worth it. Not worth the second round. Can you now refer to me as an 8.1, please? Fuck. Are we allowed to associate with an 8.1?

It depends, you gotta get your score. And then you can see... I'll put a really hot picture though, not my mug shot. I feel like I read somewhere that you can only go two points above or below your station, so 6.1s and above, up to 10s. That's who can talk to me. Hell yeah. If you don't know what this is about.

You can get a 10. Yeah, you can get a 10. Mate, that's awesome. I have, and this all makes sense cause I have had a heap of 10s in my dating history. You're with a 10. I'm with a 10. That's what you should have said.

There you go. I am with a 10. Currently. I'm with my first 10. And the only 10. That's not true. But I am currently with a 10. That's disrespectful to all my other 10s.

Yeah, so you could go to a 9.5 then, Clint. I could, and I have. And you bagged a 10 though, look at that. This is not us rating ourselves, by the way. In the podcast, you'll hear us put our mugshots into chat GPT, Brie got an 8.1, I got a 7.5. And Clint was very offended that he got less than me. No I wasn't, no I wasn't offended.

That photo wasn't great. I wasn't offended, I was surprised. It was rigged. Pfft. Here's a question then, oh here's a great question. Do you think you're more attractive than me? No, no, no. Not to the people you're talking to.

What does that mean? Not to the people you target. You know, we've got different audiences. No, I'm just saying in general, general attractiveness of a human being. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't rate, no, I don't rate myself that highly. Why are you panicking? I let other people do that. Why are you panicking? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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I don't think that was it. I don't think that was it. What was it? I just think if you get to be an eight, I should be an eight too. Not fair. Yeah. If he has some, I want some.

I hope that. If I, if it was the other way around, I got rated a 7.5 and you got rated an 8.1. I'd be like suck it up. Would you would you have been like that's about right. Feels fair. Today? Yeah.

I mean neither of us. I look like shit today. Yeah. I'm gonna do mine tomorrow and I just pray that I'm like within a point below you. We did not use our best photos. If you're above us, Claudia, if you get a 9.6, I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore. True.

I'm definitely using a hot pic then. I can still talk to you. Also if you get a 5.4. That's what I'm worried about. You guys are gonna ostracize me. If you get a 5.4, I can't talk'm worried about. You guys are gonna ostracize me. If I get a 5.4, I can't talk to you anymore. I'm gonna get banished cause I'm ugly. Georgia Burt from the day show, she got a seven.

Now fuck Georgia. I know what sort of photos she would have put in. She would have put in, oh she got a seven. Yeah. She's hotter than a seven. Yeah she's hotter than a seven. She's hotter than a seven, hey. Georgia's hotter than a seven.

And Georgia is hot. Georgia wouldn't have done this as authentically as we've done it. She would have got the ring light. The hottest photo that she could get. And she has a permanent tan, that girl. She's gorgeous. So actually she should have got higher than a seven.

I reckon. Because I know she would have put in the best photo. Yes, this is what I'm trying to say. Maybe chat GPT knows that and they take away the whole, they strip it down. They saw that you were at your work. Maybe. He's got more potential than this.

Chat GPT stores everything that you ask it. So that's when people say, chat GPT tell me what you know about me. It uses most of the information that you have given it. Given it, yeah. We did this on Claudia's chat GPT. So I wonder if our scores would be different if we did it on our own.

I asked chat GPT in the weekend what does my celebrity look like actually? What did chat GPT say? I got Lily James and Amelia Clark. Lily James. Hot people. I know, I was pretty chuffed. Lily James.

Do not see Lily James. Okay. And who's the other one? Amelia Clarke. She's from Game of Thrones. Doesn't mean you're not stunning. I'm just saying I don't see Amelia who? Clarke?

From the Targaryen from Game of Thrones. Emilia Clarke. Emilia, Emilia Clarke. I definitely see that way more than the other one. I also got another one and I cannot remember what it was. I can't ask it because it's not legal. I got Pedro Pascal. Oh.

I got Jennifer Lawrence. And I got- I can see it. And I got Henry Kevil. I also got- And I got pre-surgery Michael Jackson. Oh. Okay.

So what you strive for? The black one. Thanks for clarifying that. I got that Ozzy wrestler. I got Al McPherson. Al McPherson, yeah, that's the name. Which one? We don't remember her name.

Yeah, I remember. Is she Ozzy? But everyone always says to me, you look so much like yeah that's the name. Which one? We don't remember her name. Yeah, she was. But everyone always says to me, you look so much like that wrestler from the WWE. You'd get Reagan. Oh Reagan. I kind of do look like Reagan and I'm so sad about it. I'm the same age as Emilia Clarke.

Is she that old? Yep, she is. How's her retirement fund looking? She's beautiful. I'd be stoked if Chad GBD said I look like her. Yep, she is. How's her retirement fund looking? She's beautiful. I'd be stoked if Chet GBT said I look like her. I'd be stoked. I have to choose whether I ask Chet GBT to rate my face or to find my celeb lookalike, because you can only put so many pictures in before it stops.

Yeah, you only get so much a day. Wait, should I do my celebrity one right now? You do yours. Oh no, I can't. I'll wake you at three o'clock tomorrow. I can't, I don't have, I don't, I'm not signed up to it. Are you not? Nah. Just get on board.

So then it, yeah, it makes you log in if you want to put photos in. Well, Clint can do two. You can do two photos. I have been uploading quite a lot of renovation photos today. I may also be out of data. Oh no. What does my celeb look like?

I'll see if I can tell me without. Oh yeah, I've actually uploaded my face before. I'd love to help you figure that out. Upload a photo of yourself. Oh, bugger. If only I had a photo on hand. Well, you've got your mug shot, so perfect. I think that's not on his laptop. Oh bugger. Oh no that's more renovation

photo. Maybe I could do you Brie. Go on. Alright. Put a good photo in. Brianna. Maybe the one where I'm dressed up in the Hunger Games outfit. Oh, that was a goodie. Yeah. That was a goodie. Just to, you know, help it kind of along. Oh, I don't know if I wanna know what chat DPD is. You don't have to do any photos. Where am I?

Thanks for the photo. I can identify or compare people to celebrities directly, but if I could try a Celeb Lookalike app, da da da. Just tell me, dammit. Just tell me, please. Please. I get it, you're after a straight answer. But I have to be clear, I can't say who you look like,

even if I recognise you or the person in the photo, that's a strict policy to protect privacy. I got it. Did you just ask normal chachy pt p you've got a sharp confident vibe in that photo. Nice. Modern cut, good grooming, warm smile. Oh my god is churchy pity in love with you? Is it hitting on me? Is yours doing it Pixie?

I'm trying to find a photo of you but I cannot. Oh just Google one. Oh true. Use the one from the one from the same photo. No! Don't use that one. It's telling me it's not allowed to do that. I literally did it Sunday.

It's got third party apps that it will send you to. Celebslikeme.com, Starface. God, all the photos of me on Google, I hate all these photos. How do we rig Google to put just the hottest pics forward? Look at that, apparently you can pick. A third option when you Google Brie Thomasel is Brie Thomasel Net Worth. Oh, what does it say?

I'd love to know. I wonder if they'll ever get that right. Star stats. Do you know you can check if you have any money? Have we talked about this before? Money owing from the IRD? I'm scared to check in case I owe them money. It thinks you're 36?

Are you 36? Yes. Oh. From the... Claudia, I'll check if you've got... I'll check for you. Okay, thanks. Brie Thomas-Allers, known for frequently telling a story which involves her sharing a bottle of Hennessy with Big Sean.

Oh, that's such an old story. I haven't even heard that one. Such an old story. Trivia, she hosted a breakfast radio show in New South Wales. That's true. They need to update your famous birthdays page. Oh, okay! I'm ready. Anna's true. They need to update your famous birthdays part. Oh okay. Anikendrik. Oh really? Lauren Cohan. Who's that? Oh I don't know. Lauren, how do you spell her last name?

C-O-H-A-N. Cohan. Okay yeah. Oh yeah. It's the. Yeah, Caitlin Stacey Caitlin Stacey with an S in the middle not a C. Oh, this is the neighbor's girl and Jessica strew Straup Jessica Strew People these are very hot people. Oh Okay, you know damn I'll take that one. All right, chat GPT. Shit these people are hot. I'll see if I can do yours Clint. Nah guys nah. Yeah yeah do it do it. We already know who you're lookalike is. I feel like this is why we can't trust chat GPT because I feel like. It's gassing us up so it can take our jobs. These people aren't 8.1s.

They're only 7s. Like this girl here looks exactly... She looks like Georgia Burt to me. That does look like Georgia. Yeah. Sorry. What one? The Caitlin Stacey.

Oh yeah, that's very Georgia. She looks like Georgia, yeah. But you and Georgia have similar... You're both brunettes. Similar vibes. Yeah we're both brunettes. Alright I've got Clintz. James McAvoy. McAvoy? McAvoy. James who? Have you never seen James McAvoy before? Oh yeah the Irish guy. Oh yes Joseph Gordon Levitt. Oh yes I know him. I don't know him. He's an amazing actor. From Inception. Ah Sam Rockwell. Sam Rockwell. And Joel Edgerton. Sam Rockwell is the one from White Lotus who um... John Edgerton I get. Who um... was... Yeah maybe a little bit. John Edgerton.

Joel Edgerton. Edgerton, yeah he's an Aussie actor. And Liam Hemsworth. That's crazy. I feel like chatGBT was much kinder to me. Yeah agreed. I mean I think it depends on the photo as well. Yeah.

These dudes just all have the same, like, beardy bit as you. Yeah. It's about it. Yeah, yeah, white guys with beards. Yeah. And all the girls, except for me, just smoke a smoke show like me.

Okay, let's leave. Yeah, I reckon. On a high. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you want me to check court? Oh yeah, do I owe the government any money? Just make sure you spell your little Hattie. I just want S-Y-K-E-S.

Correct. We're finding our celebrity local likes in your sea of diarhia. Do I owe anybody? Hold on. No, I'm not a robot. No, I'm a drum roll. One more drum roll.

Oh, it doesn't owe you any money. Oh man. What's your dad's initials? Is it CM? No. Okay. What? Well, it brings up everyone with that last name and like Mr. Richard Sykes.

That is my uncle's name, but he doesn't live in this country. Oh, this guy lives in Todonga. Dick Van Sykes. Yeah. he is owed four thousand bucks. Wow! Did you guys see Dick Van Dyke from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is about to turn a hundred? I know! No way! He's still alive! He's outlived David Attenborough. Well he doesn't look like he is. He's older than David Attenborough. No they're the same they're both about to turn a hundred. So Dick Van Dyke does look like his age a bit more than David Attenough. He's a hundred.

Yeah. Yeah. He probably smells it too. You put some goddamn respect on Dick Van Dyke's name. Yeah. He's just a bit musty. He's an icon. Yeah, he is. I love him. Didn't he marry like a 45 year old woman?

Guys. Guys, we don't know what the fountain of youth is, okay? We don't know how big his inheritance is. Maybe drinking the blood of younger women. And if it is. Dick Van Dyke, bloody cheeky look. Oh, get up on that 45 year old. Clean her chimney sweep.

If you can, why don't you, honestly? Yep. Honestly, power killer. Yeah, if you can claim a 45 year old woman, why not? Dick Van Dyke's wife. I've been on one. Fuck. Um.

Okay. It was like the Harry Potter sorting case. His first marriage lasted from 1948 to 1984. His first marriage lasted from 1948 to 1984. That's pretty good. That's not bad. That's pretty good. His second wife, he married in 2012,

and she is 53 currently. Okay, yeah. Yeah. That's half his age. She's like the Nimbus 3000. Yeah, not like half his age. Legit half his age. But am I getting the references right?

No! Anyway. That's my mum being with a 100 year old. She's what? 53. That's crazy. That's fucked. Honestly. Nah. Honestly. He's got them in vigour, he's still virile. And that's Clint's celebrity lookalike. Celebrity lookalike. Chim chim chim. That's right. I'm having a party.

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