ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th November 2023

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

Producer Ella has an amazing Lady Gaga fact, everyone has an equally amazing fact to share, and a HUGE secret from Clint has come to light. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to Brian Clint's After Party where Ella has promised us a revelation about the late 2000s hit Lady Gaga, Poker Face. If this is a fact that I have said on this show many times, I'm going to know that you never listen to me. I do, and I do listen to you. So my boyfriend, Ryan, passed this on to me, and he was gobsmacked.

Then I was gobsmacked. Big Lady Gaga fan, your partner, Ryan? Actually, no. No? But he knows her songs. Are you a big fan? Yeah, I would say in the most recent years, I am. What's your favourite Lady Gaga song?

Oh, good question. I love Born This Way. I just love the message. Good answer. Mainstream, thank you. Yeah, good answer. Mainstream. the most recent years i am what's your favorite lady gaga song oh good question i love born this way i just love the message good answer yeah good answer mainstream i'm more of a joeline man yeah i'm more of a speechless gal joeline yeah the album oh right yeah i got what you mean that's i hate that album that's why i like it because it's alternative. Name three songs from that album. You hate it, eh? Good, she probably hasn't heard it. I like Get Him Back.

That's an Olivia Rodrigo song. And Boy Got Moves. That's not a song. And Heart Wants What It Wants. Heart Wants What It Wants. Thank you, Ella. Stop Googling it. Anyway, back to Poker Face Listen

What's the revelation? Teach us something It's not there yet When did this song come out? It came out in like 2007 2007 2007 Alright so this fact has been

Been coming for 15 years It'll be good It's good Okay so there's a bit in the song. Let me ask you before we listen to it. What do you think the lyrics are when she goes, face, that bit?

She's saying pussy. Is she? Pussy. No, no. Genuinely. What do you think? I know what the fact is, but I will not say it. Thank you. So I don't ruin your face. Have a listen, Brie. Have a listen. Not this bit.

A-L-L. No. Not this bit. This bit. This bit This bit P-p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face

It is I've heard this before yeah And it's true It's if her face Yeah She goes p-p-p-poker face If if if her face And it's not censored

No It's not No one really knew She gets away with it Because it just sounds like she's saying P-p-p-p-poker face P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-face P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-face Yeah

There was a radio station In New York That figured it out Mind blowing Yeah And you know why The lyric is Fuck her face

Because I know why Because The whole entire song Is about her Thinking about a woman That she wants to have sex with Yes While being a man

And thinking about a woman Whilst having sex with men so she can orgasm. That's what the whole song is about. I listen to your facts, Brianna. Yeah, she wants to sit on that woman's face. Oh, does she now? What? Cool. So that's my fun fact.

I just thought that was mind-blowing. Yeah, you get a pass for that one. Thank you. That's a quality Lady Gaga fact. Do just thought it was mind-blowing. Yeah, you get a pass for that one. Thank you. Quality Lady Gaga fact. Do you know Lady Gaga facts? Let's trade Lady Gaga facts. Okay. Was the meat on her meat dress real?

Oh, that was my Lady Gaga fact. Yes, it was. I was going to say once she went to an awards ceremony dressed in meat. And was it real? Is that your fact? Everyone knows that. And then she announces Born This Way on stage. Not in the meat dress. meat. And was it real? Is that your fact? Yeah. Everyone knows that. Well, they're not now because I've already said it. And then she announces Born This Way on stage. Not in the meat dress.

Yeah. She announces a song in the meat dress. Not in the meat dress. Not Born This Way. She went up the red carpet in an egg. It is Brie. Let me find it. I'm googling Lady Gaga facts. She doesn't announce Born This Way when she's in the meat dress. No, she sings it.

Nah, not when she's in the meat dress. Yes. Nah, I don't think so. It is. She's in a white dress. She's not in the meat dress. No, it is. Ella, you're like a sometime fan.

You're a Born This Way fan. Yeah. Ella, you were six. Oh, it was Born This Way. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She was wearing a meat dress singing Born This Way. Jesus. Fucking hell. Oh my god She was wearing a meat dress Singing Born This Way Jesus What's her last name?

Germanotti Germanotta Germanotta Stephanie Stephanie Germanotta She is a beautiful actress as well She's very short I think she went to Juilliard

I think she's 5'1 She is 5'1 And she's apparently left-handed Oh, me too! It's probably why she's so They say left-handed people are really good at piano Oh my god, me too It's probably why

I'm incredible They need a left-handed piano though Oh my god I think it's all the same Is it? Yeah Is it? Yeah

Yes, close. Okay, go on. Someone say a fact that you think will blow our minds. Lady Gaga based or not? It doesn't have to be Lady Gaga. Oh, okay. Lady Gaga based. I don't know any facts.

Oh, I know. It has to be off the top of your head. It has to be a fact that you house and you pull it out. I've got one. Oh. I've got one. Oh, I've got one. I feel like I've told you guys. Someone go, who's got one?

Do you know why ready salted chips are called ready salted chips? Why? Because they're all ready salted? Yeah, but they used to not be. Chips used to come plain with a little packet of salt

in the bag and you put the salt in and salt them yourself. I love it. And now they're ready salted. That's good. And you can take that straight to the bank. Thank you. That is buzzy. I love it. And now they're ready slices. That's good. Bah. And you can take that straight to the bank.

Thank you. That is buzzy ass. I'm going to be rich with that. That's what they call it, ready sliced bread as well. Oh, yeah. They don't. Brie, you've got one? I've got one.

Yeah. Did you guys know that more people die from having a vending machine fall on them than sharks eating them. Is this a real fact? I knew that one. Real fact. Really?

More people die from, like, in some way, shape or form, a vending machine if they stick their arm up there and it falls on them. More vending machines kill people

than sharks kill people a year. That's weird to think about. Isn't that crazy? I've got one, and I got it off TikTok just this week. George Washington, the first president of the United States of America, never knew that dinosaurs existed because

they were discovered, the first dinosaur was discovered like 70 years after he died. So George Washington never knew. What an idiot. The dinosaur. Bro, Jurassic Park. And his children.

I got one. Go on then. Did you know? Here we go. My name Jeff. My name Jeff. name Jeff Fuck's sake You need to put more gusto behind it if you're going to do it My name is Jeff

Well they'll do us I reckon I reckon it was a great time to hit the old road The other podcast is up Go and get that one too Honestly you need to go for a time out. Good show today. We talked about what time you get out of bed. We talked about medical marvels, which were incredible.

And we asked what's the really expensive thing you sunk heaps of cash into and just never use. And my degree. We found out something about Clint. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Clint has a personal trainer. And he's had a personal trainer for a year and a half.

A year and a half. It's not that big a deal. A year and a half. It's not that big a deal. Why didn't you tell us then? Why did you pick a male personal trainer instead of a female personal trainer? Just asking. Because he knows his way around the male body.

That makes sense. That's not why. Oh, okay. How much is it? Why? Yeah, how much is it? How much is my personal trainer? Yeah.

$70 a session. Holy shit. What do you guys talk about? Oh, my God. Yeah. Does he ever put these balls in your face? How long is a session? Do you kiss? Do you guys talk about? Oh, my God. Yeah. Does he ever put these balls in your face? How long is a session? Do you kiss?

Do you shower together after? It's $70, but we get to kiss. Oh, yeah. That's a bargain. Oh, well, that's a good deal then. Yeah, that's not a bad deal, actually. It's more if you want to do more than kissing, though. Oh, fair enough.

Do you reckon, okay, well, he doesn't listen to this, eh? No. Do you reckon you've seen results? Or you don't have enough sessions? No, I did. I did, but then I got lazy. Then you got your advisor line off and you started snacking. Snackity-smack.

Any other questions or can I get out of here? What other questions? Have you touched your butt? How many sessions do you have a week? We try and do one. Okay. Do you think it's worth it? Yeah.

Yeah. Do you wear tights or shorts? Shorts. Okay, why? Have you ever fired it in front of him? No. Do you ever get embarrassed about how little weight you can lift in front of him? Yes.

Is he taller than you? That's what I get embarrassed about all the time. Is he taller than me? No. Is he better looking than you? Yes. Oh, you thought about it. He's a fireman with a mustache. Oh, taller than me? No. Is he better looking than you? Yes. You thought about it.

He's a fireman with a moustache. Oh, shit. That's he sounds hot. Is he mad? I don't know. Why would you know? We're kissing. We're not naked.

Is he ripped? No. Oh, I don't know if I'd trust a personal trainer that's not ripped. I don't know. I don't know. But then we need to also remember that men who are huge and ripped it's not real and we need to start realizing it's the roids it's the roids no that's for real all these guys that are humongous and fully ripped and have no like it's actually not real even like i watched this video on tiktok where i was like that makes so much sense and they were talking about Matt Rife that comedian

and how because he obviously is into fitness and whatever and how ripped and big he is now and it was a doctor talking about how there's no way that he could have went from naturally what his build was to that in

a year. There's just no way it's not medically possible. Daniel Craig, James Bond talked about it too when he got in that, he got that the rig that every man wanted when Casino Royale came out. It's not a real rig though. He said it was real,

but it was impossible to maintain. He said the diet and exercise and sleep routine that he had to be on to do that, just to get that one shot of him walking out of the ocean, which is on screen for about seven seconds. He would have done the roids. Well, maybe. He would have. Maybe. He would have had to. He was enormous across the chest. Like, enormous. And it's just not natural. It's the same

as how us women have all these standards of beauty and bodies that just aren't real. Because it's like Photoshop and all this. It's the same thing for men. It's unfair. I don't need a ripped trainer because the goal is actually not to be a ripped dude. Oh, yeah, what's your goal? The goal is to have a working, functional body into my 40s and 50s

and be able to move and play with my kids. Why couldn't you say you want a hot girl summer? Because I want a real hot girl summer. I want those lines that go down to my balls. What do they call those? I just go to the gym so my pants fit better. Yeah, that too. That's pretty much literally it though for me.

And since going to the gym, do my pants fit better? Yes, they do. Since going to the gym, do my pants fit better? No, because it just makes me want to eat more when I exercise. I'm like, fuck, I'm hungry. Anyway, you can meet my personal trainer on the other podcast. Bye, everybody. Bye.

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