ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th November 2024

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

That end of year sadness is hitting hard in the Bree & Clint show, and Producer Ella had a very intimate experience. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. H-O-T-T-O-T-O. You can take it hard to go life right now. I was just saying to Ella out there, I feel like when you guys DG AF Don't give a fuck! You guys are so funny. When you just don't care. It was so funny today. It was a pretty good show today.

It's like hungover shows. Hungover shows are always good. You just say whatever comes to mind and just throw it out. It was really good. The reason I am so fucking tired is because of the dog and trying to settle this dog in. And so it's my job at night to look after the dog and get him settled.

I really wanted the dog. The responsibility falls to me. I'm fine with that. It's been two weeks and I'm struggling. And my wife, who has borne the brunt of raising both of our children so far and gone through the toddler phase with both of them and probably not had a full night's sleep

for the last five years just looked at me today and she goes, not easy eh? And I just went, yep time to take it on the chin, time to suck it up it's been two hard weeks but I'll just suck it up. You're right, I won't complain out loud chin. Time to suck it up. It's been two hard weeks, but I'll just suck it up. I won't complain out loud anymore. I'll just suck it up.

What is the dog up to? What's he doing? Crate trainer. Oh, no. Shut up. I know. Put it in a crate. I know.

It's a dog. They really like it if you crate train it properly. I feel bad for them. I knew you were going to say that. No. I knew you were going to say that. Huh? Why do you feel bad?

It's actually really good for them. I don't feel bad about it. My dogs are going to sleep with me. Yeah, good. You shouldn't feel bad. Don't feel bad about it. Don't feel bad. Crate training, most dog trainers or a lot of dog trainers will say it's a great thing.

Oh, Ella feels bad about it. She's vegan. Huh? She's not going to eat the dog. Well, I know that. I just feel bad for it. It can sleep with me. No, they're really good in a crate.

My dog's fully crate trained and it's really good Because there's like a spot Where he knows he can get it It makes them feel secure Yeah He goes in there like When we brush him He hates it And we've decided that

If he goes into his crate That's his safe space Yeah So he goes there And lays his eggs Yeah Like a battery hen The crate is a safe space

It's like a den I know That's what dogs want And I don't think it's cruel Like I'm not saying that I just want to cuddle it My little dash hound that I get. Oh, it's so cute.

Oh, you don't even. Okay. And I'm tired. A future dog. And the reason I'm tired, depression. Oh, that'll get you. Seasonal or regular? I thought you were going to say perimenopause.

I hope not. I don't think it's seasonal. I think it's just the normal, regular. No, you can't have seasonal depression in spring That's what I mean The sun comes out and you're like oh yeah But then it goes away and you're like oh The sun comes out and you're like fuck it wasn't the season

Yeah Still depressed Also my drink bottle smells like mould It doesn't smell like bacteria it actually smells like mould Do you wash it? Nah sniff it Oh yuck oh that's actually gross that's disgusting i need to get one of those bottle brushes um put your hands up

do it claude hey claude do what we talked about no i'm not doing it no you don't want to do it my hands are up what are we doing can i tick? No. Get away from me. I'm not able to move. I'll be you in the face. Yeah, yeah, I'm ticklish. Okay. Well. All right, I'm going to go home and eat my feelings. I'm going to see what I did and eat my feelings.

What? How was the macaroni in a bag? Pretty fucking average. No. It was real average, Jake. And I zhuzhed it too. Why a bag? It should have been on a tray.

Yeah, well, that was the first warning sign. And taking advice from my friend Dan, who he's like, this is so good. You've got to get it. It's amazing. Isn't his main source of food your freezer? Yeah. And our treat drawer. That's a funny one, eh?

So funny. Anyway, I zhuzhed it and everything. I put the breadcrumbs on. I put a few little dried onions and paprika. Did you put some micro herbs on it? Nah, I left the micro herbs anyway. Yeah, I put a little bit of grated parmesan. Nah, still fucking shit.

That sucks. So what's for dinner tonight? What's your feelings meal? My feelings meal? Oh, you're having sloppy joes. Sloppy joes. What is that? Sloppy joes. What's that? Oh? What's your feelings meal? My feelings meal? Oh, you're having sloppy joes. Sloppy joes. What is that? Sloppy joes.

What's that? Oh, your worst nightmare. It's literally onion. I always thought it was celery, and maybe I just always put celery because I don't like cooked capsicum. But it's just onion, celery, ground beef, tomato sauce, mustard, Worcestershire, and some other spices.

And then you whack it in a soft white bun. Oh, okay. Lots of butter? Nah, you don't need butter. No, it wasn't a question. Oh. What? It was rhetorical.

No, it was a statement. I would put lots of butter on that. Oh, on the roll? Yeah. Oh, it doesn't need it. But you lots of butter on that. Oh, on the roll? Yeah. Oh, it doesn't need it. But you can, yeah. Sorry, sorry. I'm holding the microphone down.

You can do whatever. You can do, hey. Did you put the microphone down? You can do whatever the fuck you want. I want to put it on my tummy. Wait, are you wrapping up? Because I have something to add. Okay, sure.

You finish your sentence? No, I'm finished. Okay. I did laser hair removal today and I wanted to tell you about it. Oh, hopefully your hoo-ha doesn't swell up like a balloon like mine did. It's a bit itchy. So if you see me itching it, just ignore me. Mine look like a beluga whale after it.

Shit, really? I'm not even joking. I said it's lame. Yeah, have you got the spray? Yeah, so she upsell me extra dollars, 80. Trust me, it's worth it once that thing starts looking like the elephant man well i felt like the elephant i know i felt like a seal man when she was like and turn around did you ask to do your gooch yeah so he was doing the gooch she's down there and then i was like i don't

know if i asked for my bum like you ask i'm not sure you're there you may as well so i did it and she's like i thought i'd just turn over on my side and maybe like lift up my leg. Well, they do it differently. No, absolutely not. Did they make you roll on your front and then spread eagle your bum cheeks? Yes, free. So I was on my tummy.

Also had no shirt on because she did my armpits. So I was like fully nutty. And I was like, don't want to look like a roast pig and she's like pig on the spit so i was like fully sealing it my my chin's like touching the chair oh no bliss and then this warm zap zap thing it's horrible conversation during it yes and no more combo just about what she's doing. Right. I'd rather than not, eh? Just tend to my arsehole and then let me go. In and out.

Yeah. Oh, Clint, you don't want to do it. Not in and out. That's the last thing you want. I don't want to do it. You just want a round. I hope she didn't do in and out. It's good.

She didn't go in. Okay. Oh, my God. Okay, good. I better have smooth everything. It's't go in. Okay. Oh, my God. Okay, good. I better have smooth everything. It's quite painful in certain spots. I was thankfully okay. Have you had a claw?

Nah, I haven't. Wait, after this story. I've had my armpits lasered. But not the downstairs. There's certain spots on the vahine that are real tender. I was fine. And I would say like the flaps are extra tender. She did the flaps.

Kind of felt nice. All right, fucking hell. I was tuned out for a while, but I'm going to just wrap it up. Oh, excuse me. Wrap it up. We would have a good conversation. This is so unfair. Yeah, you come in here and talk about your balls and your sex.

I do not. I do not. Oh, my God, my balls jumped off. No kidding. And we listen to that. Inequality right now. Okay, we had a good run. We did talk a bit.

We had a good run. Nearly finished.