ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th October 2023

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

Do you pinch your flatmates towel? What other strange thing do we do when no one is looking...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, um, is this the after party? Sure is. Bring any beers? Cheers. It's Brie and Clint's after party. G'day, everyone. We're another man down. Oh, my God.

They're dropping like flies. God, no immune systems in here, Matty McLean. I swear to God. Toughen up. Toughen up. We've got Claudia out. Clint's out. Both got COVID.

Gary's in here on the buttons. Thanks for your help, Gaz. Yeah, you're welcome. And, you know, I know where you're going with this. The one person in the whole building, I reckon, has never had COVID. You've never had COVID? Gary. I just think about 20 years down the line when my kids go,

what was COVID like? And I go, I don't know. I don't know. You know, we figured it out as to why Gary's immune system is so good. years down the line when my kids go what was covered like and i go i don't know you know we figured it out as to why gary's immune system is so good because gary pointed as we've talked about on this show years ago so here in the building maddie we have some showers downstairs there's like a bike rack where people can ride to work and then there's like some showers and some lockers where you can you know know, freshen up.

Gary admitted one time because people hang their towels over like the bike racks or, you know, obviously when they're damp and they leave them here. Gary one time said, oh, you know, from time to time I forget my towels so I just, you know, I borrow whosever towels down there. Not just the one time. Disgusting. I've never felt more justified in that and the fact that I haven't had COVID.

Don't we just take hygiene a little too seriously in life? I don't think we do. That's why we ended up in this bloody position. What do you reckon, producers? Is that a-okay or not cool at all from Gary using someone else's towel here at work? I do it all the time in my flat, not going to lie. Thank you, Brooke. Brooke.

Copperfield, who's the driest? That's mine. Oh, it's all coming out today. Disgusting, Brooke. That is feral. I will admit, although I think this is okay, I have been known to use, I've accidentally used Ryan's toothbrush before. Oh, that's different.

You guys are in a relationship. Your bloody tongues are all in up in each other's business. And we're? Well, look, we don't want the details, but I can use my imagination. One sec. Oh, nice, man. Hang on, Bree. Bree, you grew up as a farmer.

Yeah, I did grow up as a farmer. Surely you had some animal poos on your hands. You're like, I'll just have an apple anyway. And you're like, you know, like. Not the same. Eating pooey apples left, right and centre. I'm just saying, there must have been some shortcuts being taken. You know, like... Not the same. Eating pooey apples left, right and centre. I'm just saying, there must have been some shortcuts being taken.

I think I do have some sort of immunity because the apples get sprayed and I just used to wipe it on my pants and away you go, you know. But it's not the same. You don't know whose tail it is. You don't know where they've been. I do agree, but then, and I wouldn't do it, but then sometimes they do go, man, we do do some disgusting things as humans. Oh, we're feral.

Yeah. We're so yuck. So then what is the difference between the disgusting things that we do normally and someone like Gary deciding to use someone else's towel? Oh, I mean, using someone else's towel, because we don't know how many times that towel's been used by that person.

That's true. That's true. We don't know. It could have been used six or seven times by that person. And they might have gangrene. Yeah, they might have malaria. I'm not going to lie, though. That does kind of add to the fun a little bit.

It's kind of like a little Like a kinder surprise Like ooh It's probably clean I don't know The actual fuck Gary Like how through lit What am I going to get this with Exactly

You might get some testy in the face You might not You don't know Because you're wiping your face Are you wiping your face Yeah yeah It's not like I'm being It's a full dry

Yeah 100% Oh my god I'm cleaning the towel if anything I've known this for years And I'm still shooketh every time I hear it because I just think a towel. Like I got absolutely rinsed on this show like a month ago because I admitted that I have a real phobia of tea towels especially, but even towels like when I go to someone's house and I go to the bathroom,

if there's no hand towel or, if there's no hand towel, or even if there is a hand towel, it doesn't matter. Before I'm wiping my hands on any towel, I'm sniffing it. Yeah, fair enough. Thank you, Maddie McLean. Thank you. Are you sniffing? To counter that, I grew up with four siblings.

We didn't have separate underwear. It was just a basket. You just took what under your head. That's how I grew up. four siblings. We didn't have separate underwear. It was just a basket. You just took what undies you had. That's how I grew up. I'm sorry. It's an undie drawer. This has got the least amount of holes on you, guys. Wait.

This is why it's horrible. That's not true. 100%. And the socks. Socks and undies. Socks, fine. I can understand socks. I can deal with it.

Wait, are you got brothers and sisters? Four and one. So four boys, one girl. And yep, they're all in the same drawer. Your poor sister. She was having to wear your bloody skinny, bloody boy underwear. Oh, come on now. Come on now.

You're disgusting. Oh, my God. I'm so shook by that. I'm so shook by that. I'm so shook. Although I'm not necessarily that surprised, but, Brooke, I expected better. You don't know me. Clearly.

He's not mad. He's just disappointed. Just disappointed. All right, well, there you go. Take that into your weekend. I don't know what you're going to do with that. I say sniff your towels before you use them. Gary says use any bloody towel you want.

And if you work in this building, just know Gary Poynton might have used your towel. Yes, his junk has been on places where you wipe your face. All right, up the A-B's. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Oh, shucks. Listen.