ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th September 2023

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

Clint's questioning his manliness because his wife doesn't think he has what it takes to be considered "handy" around the house... so Bree & Clint are enlisting the help of the handiest person they know.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Guess what, I'm back bitch Hi Brittany Hi, it's good to be here How are ya? You're good thank you, back, better than ever How much did you guys talk about Usher news in the show while I was away? Oh we covered it

What, like a glancing mention? Yeah, like that's probably all it deserves. How much Usher did you guys play? Oh, we didn't play any. You didn't play any Usher? Nah, we play, I mean, we play Usher enough. We don't play any Usher. On Fridays we do. That's disappointing.

We played some birthday bangers sometimes. Did you? What Usher song did you play? Love in the Club. I wanted to do Confessions but it was a bit slow. Yeah you? What Usher song did you play? Love in the Club. Yeah, okay, I approve. I wanted to do Confessions, but it was a bit slow. Yeah, my favourite Usher song is Climax. Yeah, that's a great Usher song. Yeah, that's a good one. People think it's a sexy song.

It's actually about a breakup. Oh, it's sexy. Yeah. No, it's sexy. If you get turned on by breaking up with people. Hell yeah. The relationship had reached its climax. I've reached a climax.

No, that's not it. It's not? No, we've reached our climax. Oh, same, same. No, because you're talking about climaxing, whereas Usher Climax is talking about... Anyway, this is... Is there actually a song called Climax?

Yeah, Usher Climax. I thought we were just doing a bit. No, we don't we've reached a mate i pretty much he's in my range isn't he and you dance the same hey at my house at the moment there's some repairs being done. Yes, you told us. The roof's off. Yeah.

It's like a convertible house. Yeah. There's a builder there each day at the moment. And I just keep looking. Are you worried he's going to hook up with your wife? Nah. Is he hot? I'd be worried if I was you. He's quite handsome, yeah.

I think if he wanted to. How old is he? My age. Younger than you? Would you say he's younger? Probably two or three years younger than me. Yeah, see, that makes me nervous for you. And I think if he wanted to, he could,

because I keep looking at this guy, and this is the thought that goes through my head every day. Is there nothing this guy can't do? Yeah, they're pretty amazing builders, aren't they? They're so talented. So talented. Yesterday, he accidentally severed a pipe. He dropped something off the roof, and it severed a pipe.

Bear in mind, he's a builder, not a plumber. And we came home, and I saw him down in the garden. I was like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, I accidentally severed a pipe he dropped something off the roof and it severed a pipe bear in mind he's a builder not a plumber and we came home and i saw him down in the garden i was like what are you doing it's like i accidentally severed this pipe so i'm just repairing it and i said that to lucy and she goes god imagine being that handy and i said to her i've i've been thinking about that non-stop non-stop like in a parallel universe where i didn't get into theater sports at high school and i took up a trade like what would i be like if i was that handy and my own wife said to me i think even if you hadn't done the theater sports i don't think you've got it in you some people are just naturally born that way if i'm honest like my brother's one of those people yeah my brother when we were like i reckon I would have been maybe 13 so he

would have been like 10 and the spark plug on my motorbike went and he goes, I can change that. Yeah. And he was changing spark plugs when he was like 10. My partner's very handy. The other day, like very handy. I know you're probably like, oh what does she do? She like paints over some stuff. But like the other day. No, I was going to make a joke about her being handsy. Shut up. She's that too.

But the tap. So our tap is one of those ones where you can pull it out. So then you can like rinse stuff. Yeah. Anyway. Your faucet, as Americans would say. The faucet. Yeah.

You like pull it out and it's kind of like a hose and then it like it retracts back into the tap. Anyway, that thing broke and she's called up a plumber and they were like, hose, and then it retracts back into the tap. Anyway, that thing broke, and she's called up a plumber, and they were like, oh, it's going to cost you around this much. It was quite a bit. It was like $300, $400 for me. If you order the part, I'll come over and install it. She goes, fuck that.

She did it herself. See? I sat there and watched her. It took her an hour and a half, so it took her probably way longer than, you know, but she did it. I was like, how are you doing this? I was like, I don't understand. And this is where my problem lies because I feel like every relationship

needs one of those. And if I'm not it, or at least if my wife doesn't see me as it, then she is ripe for the picking for whatever trades person i think you're just not it yeah like and i feel like you know that about yourself i don't feel like i've been given the chance i don't feel like i'm to say that like to say that to say that you know if i went into a trade that i wouldn't be handy that was the real dagger to the heart for my wife like she could have just entertained me and gone yeah imagine if you were a builder but no she had to come out and go you don't have it that thing that that thing that they have you don't have it and i got a glimpse into how she sees me and it was ouch

it was big i feel like she's pretty spot on though fuck up honestly i need someone to pump the tires you can do anything like there's so many other things you're good at and so many other things you can do but i'm here to be honest like what name three things oh you can you're great at uh emceeing an event yeah um you are good at um um doing paid campaigns on instagram no that's not content creation that's one yeah but that's not one. Content creation. That's one. Yeah, but that's not. Do you reckon a builder could do that? I can't relate to the boys at the pub over there. I can't be like, oh, fellas, tough day in the SponCon today.

Jeez, I had to add so many hashtags. Well, it depends who you're with. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. I see what you're saying. Yeah. Give me some street cred. Some street cred.

You, come on, girls, you help me out. Sorry. Incredible silence coming out of the producer's boot. You have nice clothes. Yeah, you dress well. You dress well. You're good. You seem like a nice dad.

You brought your kid in the other day. Yeah, you're a good dad. Yeah. You're a tinter. What's something that you could talk to the boys? You know a lot about the All Blacks? Yeah, they do go sport. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. You're big on the. What's something that you could talk to the boys? You know a lot about the All Blacks? Yeah, there you go, sport. Yeah.

Okay, all right, okay, all right. You're big on the All Blacks knowledge. You're good at calling mechanics. And you could lend All Blacks jerseys because you have quite a lot of them to the boys. Do you know I was going to offer the builder one of my All Blacks jerseys to try and get on side with him? There you go.

I keep hanging out the window each day. That's your thing. I keep hanging out the window when he arrives each day to sort of check in with him. And I'm like, G'day, mate. How's this? Oh, and I fucking heard myself say this today. I went, geez, framing looks good.

And he goes, yeah, it does. It's framing. And I went, I'm just about to make a coffee. Would you like one? And he goes, no, thanks. And I was like, oh, good. And then I was like, he said no to a coffee like six days in a row. So I went back out thanks and i was like oh good and then i was like he said no to a coffee like six days in a row so i went back out there and i was like probably drinks beer for breakfast

by the way do you drink coffee and he goes no i was like ah guess i'll stop fucking asking you then he's like yeah i was like okay see ya oh clint's trying to make friends with you sound more like you're hitting on him than your wife does. I know. Maybe she needs to work with you. Do you think you're trying to get him on side in the hope that it will, like, ease your nerves that he's not going to hook up with your wife? No. You know, because then if he's one of the boys. He wouldn't. He's too honourable. And so is my wife.

But, um. She's a little led with that. Nah, I just think. I've seen pornos. It's how it happens. It doesn't even come back to that. I'm not worried about my relationship. I just it's just what could have been. I just wish I was handy. It just comes back to the fact that I wish I was handy. One of the most handy people I know

is my dad. Yeah, that doesn't help me. Shit, he's handy. You should Do you know who my wife has referred to as quite hot? Your dad. Really? Yes. Because he's handy. Yes. We should call my dad and ask him for the one tip for you as to how you could be more handy.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Claudia, have you got the number? Yeah, I can get it. Can you plug it in? Yeah. And you have a starting point. You'd be like, Big Steve, I've heard you're quite handy.

How do I start my journey of being handier? Because I feel like he'll have some good advice for you. Okay, we're putting the call through now to Queensland, see if Steve's available. He's probably out working on the land. He's probably out on the land. He's probably going to be holding a tyre iron between his teeth. He's probably fixing a rotary hoe or something.

Or a slasher. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Steve here. Sorry I missed your call. I'll give you a ring back as soon as I can. See you, partner. Ask him, ask him.

Hi, Steve. It's Clint. I just had a question. Bree said that you're quite handy, and I believe it. I've seen it. You can do a lot of stuff, Dad. You can fix engines. You can, you know, bloody put down a fence.

You can put down piping. You can do it all. Bree said you lay a mean cable. My insecurity comes from the fact that we've got a tradesperson working at the house at the moment, and I feel like his manly energy is out manly-ing my energy. So can I ask you, as a manly man, what do you think the starting point for me to become more handy is? Yep.

What skill should I start with? Bear in mind I can change a tyre. That's a good start. Oil? Yeah, I could change oil. Well, I haven't had the need to, but I could. Spark plug? It's a good one. Yeah, I can change a spark plug. Okay, good. Yeah, that's good. I'm fine around the motor. What's the next thing, Dad?

What's something that Clint... Step away from the car. What's the next thing I need to learn to do? If you could please Send a voice message To Bree That would be appreciated Majorly appreciated For me and my wife So yeah thanks

Okay bye I mean See you man Fuck I wish I didn't End it like that Okay cool This is helping Thank you

I reckon he'll have A few ideas for you Good Because the amount of times I've seen my dad And obviously I'll choose Whether I use them you. Good. Because the amount of times I've seen my dad Obviously I'll choose whether I use them or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The amount of times I've seen my dad go right, so that's broken.

I guess I'll fix it. And then he just goes in and starts fixing shit. Should I buy a welder? How? Oh my god. My dad can weld. That is a fucking weld. I bet he didn't learn off YouTube either. No, fuck no he didn't. Okay, let me know what he says't Anyway, I'll come back to you with what he says I'm sure I'll ask him for a couple

Like two or three And then you can pick From that which skill you would like to hone Okay, let's get out of here I'm catching up on season one of Six in the City with my wife And we've got a marathon planned So I've got to go What's happening? I love season one.

Well actually no, season one's the worst if I'm honest. Bye guys. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.