ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th September 2024
Episode Date: September 27, 2024A mind blowing bit of content about the alphabet, plus all the sport content you never knew you needed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hi everybody, it's the Bree and Clint after party.
After party.
Bree and Clint's after party.
After party.
Now I started the day in bad shape today.
You were in a bad way.
You were in a bad way.
I was, I would describe myself as chronically hungover
you're very you looked like ghostly hungover man a few words i was quite scared i didn't know how
i was going to get through the day today how did you wake up did it hit you all at once
uh you know what i love because i saw you at what like'clock? Yeah. You saw me at 12 o'clock. 12 o'clock.
And you looked terrible.
And I was like, oh, this guy's had an absolute rager.
And I was like, what time did you get home?
And Clint looked at me and he goes, oh, 12.34.
Big night.
I put in a big shift, though.
Obviously.
That was solid 7 o'clock
Through to 12 o'clock
That's
That's a
That's a 5 hour session
It was just funny
In the context of
I know
Like what you look like
I was like
This is like a 4am
Yeah
It's a
It's a 35 minute Uber ride
For me to get home
And I always factor that
Into my nights as well
Do you sleep in the Uber?
Because I reckon
You could do a solid
20 minutes in the Uber
Not last night.
Would you ever sleep in an Uber?
How did I wake up?
At quarter to seven this morning,
my three-year-old came into the spare bedroom where I was sleeping
to get some paper out of the printer to do some artwork.
And all I heard was,
He's already awake!
I wasn't.
She just burst into the room
Kicked the door open
And I heard Lucy in the background go
Let daddy sleep in
And she goes
He's already awake
He is now
God kids are so fucking rude aren't they
Does she not know how many beers I had last night
God that's what I mean
Like does she have no consideration
No consideration
Not now sweetie
Daddy's hung over
What's hung over
Anyway daddy's better
So
Are you having a triple
bender tonight?
Yeah, you going out for three nights
in a row? No.
Isn't it wild?
Rubbing your eyes as you say that.
On the rugby, yeah.
When's the rugby tomorrow night?
7.05pm.
I think I'm going to the new Warriors bar.
Oh, the Warriors bar. To watch some
NRL.
What's it called?
Tonight or tomorrow?
Full time, not tonight.
Do you know if you go tomorrow, you can go AFL Grand Final,
into the Bledisloe Cup, into the NRL semifinals.
Oh, it's good afternoon and footy.
It'll be epic.
Yeah, it's probably what we'll do.
Yeah, full time is what they called it.
Plus they've got horse racing on there.
What a shit name for it, eh?
Also when it's, because it's
full time sports bar, so it just sounds
to me like it is. It's a sports bar. It's a sports
bar all the time. Oh yeah.
That's what I get from it. Part time
sports bar. Yeah, full time sports bar.
But don't judge it to who you've been. It looks cool.
No, I'm not saying it doesn't,
it's not going to be great and it's not going to be cool,
but the name will never be good.
No, and this is the problem with –
Shut up.
They crowdsourced the name,
and if you're not going to follow through with what the people say,
don't offer to crowdsource.
That's the thing.
It's like when they got that research vessel in the UK, the boat,
and they offered people to name it.
Overwhelmingly, people want it named Boaty McBoatface.
So you name it Boaty McBoatface.
And they didn't.
They called it the Sir David Attenborough.
Oh, lame.
I mean, love David Attenborough.
Love David Attenborough, but you can't ask the people to vote
and then not, you know, people spend time voting.
Boaty McBoatface.
Do you guys want to hear something super off topic
but something you've probably never thought about?
Okay.
Have you ever thought about the alphabet in alphabetical order?
Oh, I've seen this and I don't get it.
Oh.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Like if you were to spell the letters.
Yeah.
A, A-Y-E.
Yeah, you'd start with A.
You'd start with A.
What are you talking about?
What?
If you're saying the alphabet out loud, if you say it in alphabetical order,
B-E-E.
It would be A-H-R
and then it would go B.
Yeah, R would be spelled A-R-E.
If you sounded
out the letters. It made me mad.
The phonetic spelling of
the letters. I don't like this.
My non-neurotypical brain can't
handle this. I don't know
what you're saying. Like if you spelled out the letter A
it would be like A-Y, right?
A-Y, okay.
And then if you spell out the letter H, A-Y-C-H.
Yeah.
Wait, no, H.
A-Y-C-H.
Yeah.
No, H is just H.
No.
So it hurts.
Nah, it's A-Y-C-H.
It's A-Y.
X would come way further up the alphabet.
It's like in the middle of the alphabet.
Yeah, yeah.
But weirdly, you still start with A and then you end with Z.
Because they...
Honestly, Claudia, when are you going to go get diagnosed?
I just thought it was interesting.
Oh, my God.
I saw this hat that I really, really want.
Oh, my God, Bree.
And the hat says...
And I think you should get this hat.
The hat says, undiagnosed, but I'm pretty sure.
Shit.
It's so good.
I saw a T-shirt that I'm going to get that says,
silly goose on the loose.
Yeah, three nights in a row.
And the goose is wearing a cowboy hat.
Oh, I love it.
Can we get matching?
And cowboy boots.
Silly goose.
I bought this fucking cool T-shirt the other day.
Well, I thought it was cool at the time and now I don't know.
What is it?
Essentially.
Oh, you guys.
No, I know the audience.
You guys are going to love it, especially you.
Yeah, you and Ella are going to love this.
So it's in Powerpuff theme, Powerpuff Girl theme.
Yes.
But instead of the power puff girls,
it's Charlie XCX,
Chapel Roan,
and Sabrina Carpenter.
So Charlie XCX
is your green power puff girl.
And it says
the power pop girls.
I love that.
I love pop at the moment. I've seen another
version, but Charlie's replaced with Billy.
Or maybe it was Billy.
It depends on who your pop trio are.
Might have been Billy. I can't
remember now. I'd like it either way.
Can we get matching?
Yeah, of course. I just want someone to match with me.
Yeah, of course we can.
You want to match with us? Hear that?
That's Clint's
sigh to say wrap it up. Should we talk about nuts and seeds again? And I'd have to match with us? Hear that? That's Clint's sigh to say wrap it up.
Should we talk about nuts and seeds again?
And I'd have to agree with him.
Hey, I'm not done.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
Enjoy your daylight savings.
There'll be plenty of time next weekend.
We'll see you silly gooses on the flip side.
Let's talk about the gross thing that happened at the pub.
What gross thing?
Oh, no. She left her chewing gum on the table. that happened at the pub. What gross thing? Oh.
She left her chewing gum on the table.
No, it was wrapped.
And I told her off.
And now I can't stop thinking about it.
I just want to apologise. I want to apologise.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's alright, lesson learned.
The Joker is me.
Everyone.
The Joker is
me!
Yeah!
Woo!
That was good.
That's a good ending. Wow, I passed out.