ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th September 2024

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

A mind blowing bit of content about the alphabet, plus all the sport content you never knew you needed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Hello, check one two. Hello, hello. Are you rolling? Are we rolling? Are we rolling? I'm rolling. Hi everybody, it's the Bree and Clint after party.
Starting point is 00:00:14 After party. Bree and Clint's after party. After party. Now I started the day in bad shape today. You were in a bad way. You were in a bad way. I was, I would describe myself as chronically hungover you're very you looked like ghostly hungover man a few words i was quite scared i didn't know how
Starting point is 00:00:33 i was going to get through the day today how did you wake up did it hit you all at once uh you know what i love because i saw you at what like'clock? Yeah. You saw me at 12 o'clock. 12 o'clock. And you looked terrible. And I was like, oh, this guy's had an absolute rager. And I was like, what time did you get home? And Clint looked at me and he goes, oh, 12.34. Big night. I put in a big shift, though.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Obviously. That was solid 7 o'clock Through to 12 o'clock That's That's a That's a 5 hour session It was just funny In the context of
Starting point is 00:01:11 I know Like what you look like I was like This is like a 4am Yeah It's a It's a 35 minute Uber ride For me to get home
Starting point is 00:01:18 And I always factor that Into my nights as well Do you sleep in the Uber? Because I reckon You could do a solid 20 minutes in the Uber Not last night. Would you ever sleep in an Uber?
Starting point is 00:01:30 How did I wake up? At quarter to seven this morning, my three-year-old came into the spare bedroom where I was sleeping to get some paper out of the printer to do some artwork. And all I heard was, He's already awake! I wasn't. She just burst into the room
Starting point is 00:01:45 Kicked the door open And I heard Lucy in the background go Let daddy sleep in And she goes He's already awake He is now God kids are so fucking rude aren't they Does she not know how many beers I had last night
Starting point is 00:01:56 God that's what I mean Like does she have no consideration No consideration Not now sweetie Daddy's hung over What's hung over Anyway daddy's better So
Starting point is 00:02:04 Are you having a triple bender tonight? Yeah, you going out for three nights in a row? No. Isn't it wild? Rubbing your eyes as you say that. On the rugby, yeah. When's the rugby tomorrow night?
Starting point is 00:02:19 7.05pm. I think I'm going to the new Warriors bar. Oh, the Warriors bar. To watch some NRL. What's it called? Tonight or tomorrow? Full time, not tonight. Do you know if you go tomorrow, you can go AFL Grand Final,
Starting point is 00:02:31 into the Bledisloe Cup, into the NRL semifinals. Oh, it's good afternoon and footy. It'll be epic. Yeah, it's probably what we'll do. Yeah, full time is what they called it. Plus they've got horse racing on there. What a shit name for it, eh? Also when it's, because it's
Starting point is 00:02:47 full time sports bar, so it just sounds to me like it is. It's a sports bar. It's a sports bar all the time. Oh yeah. That's what I get from it. Part time sports bar. Yeah, full time sports bar. But don't judge it to who you've been. It looks cool. No, I'm not saying it doesn't, it's not going to be great and it's not going to be cool,
Starting point is 00:03:04 but the name will never be good. No, and this is the problem with – Shut up. They crowdsourced the name, and if you're not going to follow through with what the people say, don't offer to crowdsource. That's the thing. It's like when they got that research vessel in the UK, the boat,
Starting point is 00:03:17 and they offered people to name it. Overwhelmingly, people want it named Boaty McBoatface. So you name it Boaty McBoatface. And they didn't. They called it the Sir David Attenborough. Oh, lame. I mean, love David Attenborough. Love David Attenborough, but you can't ask the people to vote
Starting point is 00:03:33 and then not, you know, people spend time voting. Boaty McBoatface. Do you guys want to hear something super off topic but something you've probably never thought about? Okay. Have you ever thought about the alphabet in alphabetical order? Oh, I've seen this and I don't get it. Oh.
Starting point is 00:03:48 What? Oh, yeah. Like if you were to spell the letters. Yeah. A, A-Y-E. Yeah, you'd start with A. You'd start with A. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:03:56 What? If you're saying the alphabet out loud, if you say it in alphabetical order, B-E-E. It would be A-H-R and then it would go B. Yeah, R would be spelled A-R-E. If you sounded out the letters. It made me mad.
Starting point is 00:04:14 The phonetic spelling of the letters. I don't like this. My non-neurotypical brain can't handle this. I don't know what you're saying. Like if you spelled out the letter A it would be like A-Y, right? A-Y, okay. And then if you spell out the letter H, A-Y-C-H.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Yeah. Wait, no, H. A-Y-C-H. Yeah. No, H is just H. No. So it hurts. Nah, it's A-Y-C-H.
Starting point is 00:04:39 It's A-Y. X would come way further up the alphabet. It's like in the middle of the alphabet. Yeah, yeah. But weirdly, you still start with A and then you end with Z. Because they... Honestly, Claudia, when are you going to go get diagnosed? I just thought it was interesting.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Oh, my God. I saw this hat that I really, really want. Oh, my God, Bree. And the hat says... And I think you should get this hat. The hat says, undiagnosed, but I'm pretty sure. Shit. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I saw a T-shirt that I'm going to get that says, silly goose on the loose. Yeah, three nights in a row. And the goose is wearing a cowboy hat. Oh, I love it. Can we get matching? And cowboy boots. Silly goose.
Starting point is 00:05:22 I bought this fucking cool T-shirt the other day. Well, I thought it was cool at the time and now I don't know. What is it? Essentially. Oh, you guys. No, I know the audience. You guys are going to love it, especially you. Yeah, you and Ella are going to love this.
Starting point is 00:05:37 So it's in Powerpuff theme, Powerpuff Girl theme. Yes. But instead of the power puff girls, it's Charlie XCX, Chapel Roan, and Sabrina Carpenter. So Charlie XCX is your green power puff girl.
Starting point is 00:05:55 And it says the power pop girls. I love that. I love pop at the moment. I've seen another version, but Charlie's replaced with Billy. Or maybe it was Billy. It depends on who your pop trio are. Might have been Billy. I can't
Starting point is 00:06:12 remember now. I'd like it either way. Can we get matching? Yeah, of course. I just want someone to match with me. Yeah, of course we can. You want to match with us? Hear that? That's Clint's sigh to say wrap it up. Should we talk about nuts and seeds again? And I'd have to match with us? Hear that? That's Clint's sigh to say wrap it up. Should we talk about nuts and seeds again?
Starting point is 00:06:27 And I'd have to agree with him. Hey, I'm not done. Have a great weekend, everybody. Enjoy your daylight savings. There'll be plenty of time next weekend. We'll see you silly gooses on the flip side. Let's talk about the gross thing that happened at the pub. What gross thing?
Starting point is 00:06:44 Oh, no. She left her chewing gum on the table. that happened at the pub. What gross thing? Oh. She left her chewing gum on the table. No, it was wrapped. And I told her off. And now I can't stop thinking about it. I just want to apologise. I want to apologise. Sorry. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:55 It's alright, lesson learned. The Joker is me. Everyone. The Joker is me! Yeah! Woo! That was good.
Starting point is 00:07:20 That's a good ending. Wow, I passed out.

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